Section 8: The Great Pit in the Imperial Hall

The palace gate slowly opened, the royal forest army with bright armor stood on both sides, vacating the Suzaku Gate facing Suzaku Street, the civil officials and the military attache slowly entered, everyone was solemn and solemn, embracing Chao Bei, panicking a number of city tools, Yun Ye made up in his heart: "Can you build the industry of Yigao?" Cheng Yanjin dragged Yun Ye to stand behind him regardless of the rules, walked a few steps, and suddenly turned around: "Xiao Yezi, why do you treat Li Ji like this?"

I expected that Lao Cheng would ask this question, Yun Ye smiled: "If Uncle Cheng beats me, Xiao Ye is willing, Uncle Niu beats me, Xiao Ye is calm, Uncle Qin beats me, Xiao Ye is willing to accept the punishment, Uncle Wei Chi beats me, Xiao Ye will run around, as for Uncle Li to beat me, Yun Ye may fight back." ”

Lao Cheng slapped Yun Ye in the face, smiled, and stopped making a sound, Lao Niu came out of nowhere, glared angrily, and pointed to the place where Yun Ye wanted to stay and was silent. Seeing the old cow, he naturally bent over and shrunk his neck, and stood obediently in the team. The strange appearance caused the ministers to laugh, and the guards who maintained order looked at Yun Ye viciously, and let it go lightly when they saw that it was a young man. Fang Xuanling, the leader of the team, didn't like it, but when he learned that it was a young man who was the first to blame, he laughed at it as young and ignorant.

Yun Ye personally felt the benefits of being young, saying the wrong thing and doing the wrong thing, as long as it was not principled, he could always find a reason to forgive. You should always give young people a chance to correct their mistakes, Yun Ye thought shamelessly.

Taiji Palace, standing on the top of the 36 stone steps, standing under the stone steps, can only see the upturned cornice, the auspicious beast of the eaves head is fierce, and the piggs look majestic in the twilight of the sky. The supremacy of imperial power, that almost pierced the eaves of the sunny day will be the royal family's noble watch xiàn undoubtedly, this grandmother's is not looking for a lightning split, or made of bronze, what a good conductive current, and said that the summer was only struck by lightning a few times, it is God dissatisfied with Li Erma's actions, just a few light lessons, the people all say so, it is also possible that God is persuading Li Ermaxi not to do too much, dad don't kill. Of course, this is the malicious smell in Yun Ye's heart, if you can't say it, your head will fall to the ground as soon as you say it, and the embarrassed and angry emperor will not care if you are talented or not, even if it is a genius, a strange talent, a great talent, if you dare to say this, it will all become chopping wood.

The eunuch, who has been accompanied by the royal deformity in China for thousands of years, stood on the high steps and shouted at the top of his voice: "The great pilgrimage begins, and the ministers and workers come to see you." This sentence made Yun Ye admire, and his sharp voice shouted out the meaning of panic. Talents, you have to be close to them in the future.

The empty hall was full of people in an instant, looking for a place, stealing other people's mats, giving each other a salute and inviting them to sit, a mouth full of wine actually claimed that they didn't drink at all, and even more excessively, there was a shameless person who put a stinky fart, which caused everyone around to snort, meaning that I didn't put it. It is estimated that the farting brother is in the crowd of nose fans.

On weekdays, there are only 100 people in the morning court, and it is strange that more than 2,000 people are stuffed in the Hajj at once, and the team is lined up outside the hall. Yun Ye gloated, fortunately Lao Tzu was a marquis, so he could sit in the main hall. The surroundings were full of uncles and uncles over forty years old, and even a few grandparents, and they couldn't find the stolen cushions and stomped around. Yun Ye found a good position, leaning on a huge wooden dragon pillar with his back, two cushions on the ground, and a cushion on his back, I heard that the Hajj can't end in four or five hours, so now have a good rest, and make a pig-killing dish for the whole family at night. I specially instructed the housekeeper and aunt to choose a pig weighing one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, kill it, peel it well, and not throw away the internal organs, and rub the intestines and stomach with flour, clean it, and wait for me to come back and do it.

Li Er came out, Tongtian crown, python dragon robe, hanging pearl spikes just level with the eyes, under the illumination of ninety-nine butter giant candles, radiant, just like the later generations throwing flattering singers, making people dizzy, and not seeing what people look like, this is probably the biggest role of Tongtian crown. …,

The ministers shouted long live, Li Er accepted everyone's kneeling, declared that he was exempt, everyone knelt behind the desk, bowed their heads and lowered their eyes in a solemn manner, Yun Ye was not too out of line, and also fell into a state of contemplation. A pair of long legs stretched out from the desk a few times.

First of all, Fang Xuanling sang the praises of the great achievements made by the Tang Dynasty in the past year, how many rebellions have been suppressed, how many thieves have been defeated, how much grain, ordnance and women have been seized, although there is a small area of locust plague in the Guan, but it does not affect the production of grain, although it is lower than last year, the year of famine is also said to be in the past. The market is becoming more and more prosperous, taxes are being collected more and more, the population is growing steadily, and so on, in short, the past year of Datang has been a year of victory, a glorious year, entirely because of the wise emperor Li Er, which has led the people of the whole world to achieve such achievements.

Then Du Ruhui stepped forward, and then Fang Xuanling's sycophants continued to shoot, Datang was a peaceful year in the past year, although there was a small Turkic rebellion, but there was a wise emperor Xià in Weishui in a few words coaxed away the Turks, opened the most disparity of the weak to defeat the strong, six horses out of Chang'an, and the Turkic leader will be allied with Weishui, through guò diplomatic efforts, for the Tang Dynasty from victory to victory laid the most solid foundation, thanks to Li Er Majesty, we are thriving under the glorious light of Li Er Majesty, The great achievements of Li Ermaxi will surely last forever.

Du Ruhui's report inspired every Tang official, and he just wanted to take advantage of the warm atmosphere to brag a few more words, not wanting to be hit on the head. The ancient people Jing Wei Zheng stopped doing it, hey, this Datang thing was all done by His Majesty alone? What's wrong with us? We are all wine bags and rice bags, the soldiers are all soft-footed shrimp, the people are lazy, and the world is peaceful? Joke, what are the border people taken away by the Turks? What is the young Liang who has just been extinguished by the eldest grandson Wuji? Could it be that the Qiang people killed by Cheng Biting Jin were made of mud? His Majesty has done a lot of work, but not all, as the head of the civil officials, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui has a loss of personal morality, and invites His Majesty to the whole world to be a momentary prosperity, and the ministers are also.

The rat in the soup pot, the boogers in the bread, is Wei Zheng's number, and this kind of sycophant strength is also a loss of private morality? Your brother has never heard a real government report, and if you hear a government report from the next generation, you won't cut people down? And then burst all over and die?

The Hajj at the end of the second year of Zhenguan was the first Hajj presided over by His Majesty Li Eryi as emperor, somewhat similar to the people's congress of later generations, and the government had to report on the achievements of the past year and then look forward to the prospects for the coming year. Of course, the judge is the emperor, and the judge in later generations is the people, and Yun Ye has been a person for more than 30 years, so he naturally knows that the rights of the people are represented by a small number of people, and there is no difference from the current state. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, and victory belongs to us after all. 1,400 years, 1,400 years of government reports have only evolved from classical Chinese to vernacular, jerky and incomprehensible, twists and turns, and the art of speaking has been vividly interpreted. More than cross talk.

Yun Ye let out a long yawn, and the report of the six chief officers was like the notes of a lullaby sliding past his eyes, making people sleepy. The heart has long been numb, the government, this tool of violent rule has grown with us since the birth of the human class, and what has not changed is blunt, cold, stubborn, and ridiculous. I don't have the heart to listen to their nonsense, the government has long been established by a few so-called elites, and now it's all nonsense.

Peeking at it, the admiration in his heart suddenly became like the Yellow River flooding out of control, the uncle next to him, I can't tell if it's an uncle or an uncle's guy, three locks of long hair hung down on his chest, shaking his head and not forgetting to nod his head in approval, it seems that the boring report of the Ministry of Industry Shangshu Wen Daya is a piece of fragrant strange text, smelling it like drinking elixir, can't bear to let go, if you don't snore, don't drool, Yun Ye will be ashamed of his ignorance, and feel deeply guilty for his rudeness. Since this uncle was sleeping, Yun Ye felt that it was really unacceptable for him to doze off. …,

The morning sun rises higher and higher from the entrance of the main hall, and the light passes through the thin mist, softly covering the entire Taiji Palace, and the sunlight is born with the function of dispelling the darkness, whether it is physical or conceptual darkness. The voice of Shaoqing Dai Xuan of Dali Temple became lower and lower, and he could no longer say the four words "peace in the world".

simply put aside the written recital: "The minister took up the new Dali Temple in the first year of Zhenguan, the folk atmosphere was simple, the number of ruthless and brave things was reduced, and the people who were traitors and criminals were left behind, and the new policy of Zhenguan won the hearts of the people." However, there is still a surge of people within the prison threshold, and most of the offenders are from the Xiwang family, and there is no great evil on weekdays, and there are still a few moral Confucians. My emperor's benevolent heart shines thousands of miles, why don't you sprinkle the emperor's mercy all over every corner of my Tang Dynasty, such as today's Da Ding, I really can't kill anymore, let the blood of innocents defile my Tang Dynasty's holy court, the minister is on the Taiji Palace Hall today, under the reflection of the morning sun, according to the law three calls: "Your Majesty, three thoughts." ”

As soon as these words came out, it was like a bomb thrown into the latrine, causing countless disputes. There are those who agree, there are those who rebuke, there are those who are confused, and there are those who are bystanders. Li Er's majesty shook obviously, it is estimated that Li Jiancheng, the king of Xi, is still a bamboo thorn in his heart, and he was scarred by someone on today's Hajj, I don't know how he will react. Yun Ye's eyes widened as he watched Li Er's reaction.

I was very disappointed that I didn't drag Dai Xuan down and cut off his head, so I didn't put it on a plate to see the scene of the head. Yun Ye was very disappointed. Li Er released the old and weak women and children, and the servants of the close family. The main owner did not let go of one, Dali Temple must be strictly interrogated, all doubts must be cleared up, Li Er does not see the legitimacy of his own rule as an ordinary prison.

The dark clouds dissipated, and the court was restored again, hello, hello, everyone's good and harmonious scene, as soon as the fat eldest grandson Wuji came on the stage, the scene was suddenly happy, and people grew fat, so they were happy. The extermination of Changle Wang Youliang is a merit in Sheji, adding 300 households of food, plus hussar generals, and then adding the county prince of Qi country, which is in the limelight for a while. Cheng Yanjin's face was full of anger, he only added Lu Guo County Gong, and added 100 households to the food estate, and he didn't even get the honor guard, so forget it, you listen, Qi is the country of a thousand times, you listen to Lu again? Where? I haven't heard of it, maybe it's a small village in a ravine that calls itself the king of the ringing horse. Lao Tzu was born in Xiangma, you can't make a small village of Xiangma as Lao Tzu's fiefdom, strict zhòng's partiality, Lao Cheng asks for fair treatment.

Li Er was almost angry to death, who said that Lu Guo was a Xiangma village? If you don't learn and don't know how to do it, Lu Guo is the ancient name of your hometown, what are you dissatisfied with in your fiefdom in your hometown? Lao Cheng grinned and was satisfied, it turned out that Lu Guo was in Jeju Mansion. Yun Ye's heart was full of gratitude, Lao Cheng didn't know where Lu Guo was, and he was secretly reminding Li Er not to treat Yun Ye who was going to be rewarded later. Niu Jin Da Guan Jin Sanpin was not happy or angry, and his face was irrelevant.

"Hou Yunye of Lantian County came to see His Majesty." When he heard that he was called, he hurried out of the ranks and bowed to the emperor. Li Er stared at Yun Ye, his eyes seemed to have hooks, or iron, which made Yun Ye feel uncomfortable.

"You have been learning from strangers since childhood, and Longyou's miraculous skills in making salt have solved the suffering of my people's salt, which is one. Ru Jin dedicates the art of the middle section of the army, two hundred athletes have become male soldiers, this is two, you improve the art of iron smelting, 100 steels per day with a daily output of 100 catties, this is three. Ru Jin offers thousands of strange grains and potatoes, the merit is in the community, the benefit is in the thousand autumns, I am grateful, in this court, reward and punish the merits, people do their best to give me the right of God, it is also the will of my life. Tell me what you want, and I will meet you. ”

"Your sister!" Yun Ye scolded in his heart, if you want to reward Lao Tzu, you will give it to me happily, and you want Lao Tzu to say it himself, I want your throne, but you will give it to me? I know what I want? made it clear that he didn't give Lao Tzu a chance to speak, and the Tang Dynasty was alone in his mother's pit, but the pinch of persimmon picking soft is also a famous saying through the ages. …,

"The minister escaped from the wilderness, it is already a blessing to the sky, I have to help the Tang sergeant to escape the wolf's kiss, and I have felt shameful with the small skill of making salt, and my majesty is generous to the male minister of Ping'an County. Forging the body, smelting iron is the duty of the minister, and he dares to ask His Majesty for credit. Potatoes are found by seafarers from the vast sea, and the ministers dare not plunder the beauty of others, please see your majesty. "You want me to open my mouth by myself, Lao Tzu just didn't open his mouth, saying that he was worthless, you are a wise man through the ages, so I don't believe that you don't give money to Lao Tzu.

"So where is the seafarer now? Such righteous men shall not be unrewarded. Li Er chased after him.

"That's a friend of the family teacher, the minister serves as a junior, and he doesn't dare to ask the name of the elder, and the family teacher is always known as a bearded guest, "The three heroes of the wind and dust don't know if it's true or not, anyway, two of the three heroes are in your court, you ask them."

Sure enough, Li Jing came out of class and grabbed Yun Ye and asked, "What does it look like?" ”

"Ugly, full of beard, black, very black, strong, good at using a long knife, can speak overseas words, want to teach me to play knives, others ugly have not learned." Yun Ye decided to fool the God of War.

"Plop," Li Jing kicked Yun Ye away, turned around and knelt in front of Li Er and cried bitterly.

Yun Ye yelled for a long time before he got up from the ground, and Lao Cheng helped Yun Ye to glared at Li Jing angrily.