Hundreds of thousands of Jinyi guards surrounded the Shaolin Temple.

The main mountain of Shaolin Temple is Shaolin Mountain, and there are many small hills next to it.

The army was captured one by one, Shaomu Mountain, Laowu Mountain, Nuliu Mountain, Shizhu Mountain, Guanyin Mountain, Alliance Leader Mountain, Tianxia Mountain, and Zhong'en Mountain were captured one by one, and finally surrounded Shaolin Mountain.

Shaolin Mountain has only one staircase leading to the top of the mountain, which is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and every attack in history has been difficult - that is because they have no artillery.

But I'm carrying twenty cannons, and I'm just waiting for this time.

The cannon fired hundreds of shots at the Shaolin Temple, and thick smoke billowed inside.

Someone came out to negotiate.

Our request is: hand over Shaolin to host Shakya invincible, and Shaolin to submit to the imperial court.

The other side did not agree, so the battle continued, and I fired another hundred cannons, and the other side was so frightened that he gave up resisting, and the army attacked.

Many monks surrendered, leading us to the Daxiong Hall of Shaolin Temple, where the new Shaolin presiding priest, Shakya Invincible, was making his final revolt.

A monk pointed to a stubborn monk and said to me, "Official, he is Shakya invincible!" ”

Then I saw the head of Shakya.

Shakya also saw me.

Shakya ran up with his head in a hurry, and said as he raised his hand, "Boss! Top dog! It's me! Shakyatou! I'm Shakyatou! I thought it was who, but it turned out to be you, the boss. You said it earlier, I will give you Shaolin after that, why are you bothering to do all this? ”

Shakya saw Wan Wanbao beside me and said, "Ah, the baby is also there." ”

The scene was awkward.

The monks, Jinyiwei, Lu Chengzhi, and the major Shaolin elders all looked at us.

Me: "What a thing is 'Shakya Invincible'!" How dare you call four names! You think you're Shakyamuni! ”

Shakyatou – oh, he is now called Shakya Invincible – said, "Aren't you two words too! I learned it from you. I thought, you can call two words, why can't I call four words? Now that the emperor is gone, what are you afraid of. I actually wanted to call it 'Shakya is invincible in the world', but I thought it was a bit crazy, so I changed it to 'Shakya is invincible'. ”

Me: "Wow, you're pretty modest, huh?" ”

Shakya is invincible: "Not modest, not modest at all." When I came out, I found myself much better. ”

Me: "yes, I found out too. I used to jump one meter, now I jump two meters, and it scared me to death. I thought I was a martial arts master. ”

Shakya is invincible: "I used to jump five meters, but now I can jump eight meters." ”

Me: "Okay, let's not mention this, tell me what's going on?" Do you dare to oppose the imperial court? ”

Shakya is invincible: "How dare I! I'm a good citizen, those people on the fifth floor are bastards! Those fifth-tier people are bastards! They kill people everywhere! Scared the hell out of me! The Faceling on the fifth floor called himself 'Nameless', and he wanted to unify the rivers and lakes, and I was terrified and ran out. I came to Shaolin, and the master died, all of them died, how many times have I died. They didn't recognize me, so I got into a fight, and it ended up being the Shaolin host......"

Me: "'Facelings'? 'Nameless'? What the hell is he doing? Did he send you? He let you control Shaolin? ”

Shakya Invincible: "No! I sneaked out. Shaolin is a fart! Even if you give Shaolin to no name, he doesn't want it. I used to think I was pretty good, but I was beaten like a dog underground! Those more than 100 people, any one of them can kill me with one punch, I'm a fart! Shaolin is a fart! I used to think that the ten major schools were the most powerful, but in fact, they were much more powerful than the ten major schools. ”

I felt convinced by him. Shaolin is just a name, and the combat effectiveness of the Shaolin Army is not much stronger than that of the Imperial Army and the Government Army, and it is useless to ask them for no name.

I turned to Lu Chengzhi and said, "This person is just a small character among the wanted criminals, nothing remarkable." If he wants to submit to the court, let him submit. ”

Lu Chengzhi nodded hesitantly.

I continued: "I declare that Shaolin is submitted to the imperial court. Oh yes, I'll send you a host - Wan Wan Bao. ”

Shakya was invincible and looked at Wan Wanbao. He understood that Wan Wanbao could screw his head off in a second.

Shakya is invincible: "Isn't he called Ten Thousand Poison Treasures?" ”

Me: "Like you, people are new people. ”

Shakya Invincible said happily: "The subordinate Shakya Invincible is in charge of Wan Wanbao. ”

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At this time, dozens of monks stood up, and they said: "Even if Shaolin returns to the imperial court, the host will be decided by martial arts!" What ability does this kid have to be the host of the No. 1 gang in martial arts? Besides, his hair hasn't been shaved, his scars haven't been scarred, and his name is wrong! ”

I shouted, "I am the court, and what I say is the law!" ”

The people shouted: "We don't accept it, try it in martial arts!" ”

Shakya Invincible advised them: "Don't fight, don't fight, you can't beat it." ”

The men spat at him: "Imperial Eagle Dog! ”

Shakya was invincible with his stomach, pointed at the Shaolin elders with his middle finger, and said, "A group of old things, even children can't beat them." ”

Dozens of Shaolin elders blew their beards and stared in front of Wan Wanbao.

Wan Wanbao looked at them.

I said, "Baby, do it lightly, don't kill it, it's not good to kill it." ”

The monks were furious! They all rushed up, their hands and feet were windy, and they gritted their teeth.

Tens of thousands of people crowded in front of the Daxiong Hall to watch this scene.

I didn't even see it clearly, in an instant, Wan Wanbao knocked down the four protectors of Shaolin Temple, the eighteen Arhats, and the sixty-four protectors, and several unlucky hands and feet were broken.

There was silence in front of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and tens of thousands of people were speechless.

As a result, Shaolin, the first gang of martial arts, changed to a new host.

Wan Wanbao used the name of Shaolin to seize the leader of the martial arts alliance, the perfect plan!

I jumped for joy.

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The Shaolin War was a misunderstanding.

After the misunderstanding, we must eat and drink together, and after drinking, everyone is a brother.

Hundreds of thousands of Jinyi guards eat meat and drink wine in big bowls; More than 100,000 monks also ate vegetarian meat and drank vegetarian wine in large bowls.

Some people may ask, what is vegetarian meat and vegetarian wine? The same meat and the same wine, for the monks to eat and drink, this is vegetarian meat and vegetarian wine, everything is a matter of cognition, everything is a matter of faith.

Lu Chengzhi was drunk and said, "Brother is too powerful!" The army is powerful, and so is the martial arts! We've taken all the sects like this! ”

I said, "Just kidding! There are hundreds of distributions in the top ten sects, and there are at least a few thousand in other sects in the rivers and lakes. The daylilies are cold. We must go straight to the goal, seize the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, and then command the world. Although I don't know why the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance can command the world, everyone says yes, I guess it can. ”

Suddenly, several brocade guards hurriedly ran in: "My lord! How many monks Lin have come down from the mountain, fighting and killing with us! ”

People were shocked.

Shakya Invincible said, "No! There are only 100,000 left of the 500,000 Shaolin children, did they hear that Shaolin was in trouble, and their conscience found it, and they all came back? Oh no, they must have heard about Shaolin Zhao'an, and they all have to come in to eat and drink spicy! ”

He went out to see.

After a while, Shakya's invincible fart ran in: "Boss! Oh no, that's not Shaolin, it's ...... Be...... New Shaolin! ”

The monks were so frightened that they trembled, and even those Dharma protectors and arhats were trembling with fear, and the vegetarian meat and wine fell to the ground.

Lu Chengzhi asked Shakya Invincible: "New Shaolin? Is it one of yours? ”

Shakya is invincible: "No! Our enemies! New Shaolin is New Buddhism, that is, the ancient Maitreya religion! Cult! Cult! ”

I am no stranger to Maitreya, and I have seen about this cult from forbidden books for a long time.

Buddhism believes that everything is illusory, so be content with the status quo; Maitreya believes that everything is false and therefore wants to destroy everything.

I don't understand at all: why can the same reason lead to two diametrically opposed conclusions, and both are logical?

All in all, New Shaolin is the opposite of Shaolin, and New Buddhism is the opposite of Buddhism.

Shaolin pays attention to serving the country with loyalty, and the slogan of the new Shaolin is: "Killing people is crossing people, the more people killed, the more blessings."

I looked at the crowd down the hill from afar.

Where do they come from? Specifically to kill me? I'm so honored! This dense, at least hundreds of thousands of people!

Cultists and cultists are different. The Demon Cultists thought the Demon Cult was cool, so they joined the Demon Cult to pretend to be forced. The cultists wanted to die, so they joined the cult.

Cults are all crazy people, they are not afraid of death at all, they will fight to the last man. An ordinary army would flee if it died, but the cultists would never do that.

New Shaolin rushed up.

The Shaolin disciples resisted for a while and ran away; The brocade guards were also killed and lost their armor; The Janissaries picked up their submachine guns and fired down, but the bullets and grenades were depleted extremely quickly.

I don't have as many bullets as theirs! This is waiting for death!

I ordered: "Withdraw to the mountain, block the pass, and consume them!" ”

Hundreds of thousands of people are on the mountain, hundreds of thousands of people are at the bottom of the mountain, and that's it. I think it's a shame, it's hundreds of thousands of people, why are they pressing us to fight? There's no way, Jinyiwei and Shaolin are all waste, and I only have 3,000 forbidden troops who are running out of ammunition.

People threw stones down, the Janissaries occasionally threw a grenade, and the stone staircase was littered with corpses, like a corpse waterfall.

But those madmen still swim against the current, like a carp jumping over a dragon gate.

Some of the new Shaolin disciples finally rushed up, and the two sides began to fight in Shaolin Mountain.

Shakya said in despair: "It's over! ”

Suddenly, countless shells exploded at the bottom of the mountain, blowing up the new Shaolin into the sky.

It's not our shells! What's going on? Could it be that the court has come to save me? It's an honor, isn't it?

Far to the north, more than a dozen tanks appeared, crushing the new Shaolin.

There was even a helicopter in the sky!

Damn it! It's a mess!

What's going on!