Yun Ye got up very early, squatted by the stream to clean his teeth with willow branches, the morning fog in the mountains was very thick, wrapped in the body of the cold silk, like a horse put his mouth on the water surface and took a long sip of water, grunted twice in his throat, and then squirted out with all his strength, spreading the mist in the sky, always saw Lishi so dry, after painting a painting, he poured a sip of water, leaned his neck and sprayed out, seeing that the mist was stained with thick ink, exuding a smudge effect, he was very proud.

The paintings of the Tang Dynasty are mostly based on characters, and they always draw the protagonist very big, and there is a posture of overwhelming the heroes, "My Emperor's Night Banquet" is like this, seeing Li Er showing him Yan Liben's painting, Yun Ye's anger will not hit one place, Lao Yan, the sycophant, will paint Li Er's mighty and superb, Feng An's painting is imposing, and Fang Xuanling's painting is extremely wise, and when he arrives in Yun Ye, he becomes an inconsequential passerby, only half of Li Er's height and half of his width, and he is munching on a crab. There is also a beautiful little girl in the back who keeps stabbing her in the back, how obscene and obscene.

Asked Li Er to give this painting to himself, go home and hang it up to worship in the morning and evening, Li Er's answer was only one word, get out, he knew very well that with Yun Ye's careful eyes, this painting would be hell if it could see the light of day.

When he got home, Yun Ye asked Lishi to come over, and wanted to ask him to also draw a picture of "My Emperor's Night Banquet" without exaggeration, just ask for the correct scene to come out, Lishi is now an uncle, very talkative, according to Yun Ye's description, he picked up the pen and painted, and as soon as the painting was completed, he was torn by Yun Ye in anger, and there was no difference from Yan Liben's. Yun Ye was only more obscene, even more unbearable than Yan Liben's painting.

Lishi was naturally furious, and he was about to make a move when he grabbed Yun Ye, but was persuaded by his aunt, Yun Ye was angry and decided to paint by himself, so he used ink to let these turtles see the famous ink paintings. Draw it according to the appearance of stretching out the window to see Yun Ye's prosperity, and it will be done in half an hour, and the seal should be on it. The name is "BMW Liangji Prosperous Wealth Map".

Please Wangcai to see it, it is very satisfied, who knows that Lishi jumped out. Holding a bamboo board and about to beat Yun Ye, no one would listen to it, so he took Yun Ye's masterpiece and said to his grandmother: "This is a horse? I think it's a pig, and the horse's ears are like a fan? After saying that, he was going to beat him again, and he also said that he would do his duty as an elder.

As he spoke, he suddenly shut up, picked up the brush and began to paint according to the appearance of Wangcai, all with ink, but the shade was different, and it always felt wrong after painting, a little stiff. dragged Yun Ye, who was drinking water, over and let him see what was wrong, although Yun Ye was not good at drawing, his vision was first-class.

The Wangcai drawn on the white paper was so lifelike that Yun Ye was so shocked that he squirted out with a mouthful of water. Some mist fell on the painting, Lishi wanted to strangle Yun Ye, this painting was very important to him, as long as the small problems were removed, he could start a sect, and Yun Ye would be ruined by a mouthful of water.

He fought back his anger. I closed my eyes to nourish my energy, but I heard my aunt's sigh, dragged him to the painting, and when I opened my eyes, I thought that the "Wangcai Tu" that had been ruined a long time ago actually became vivid, and the chroma looked much softer.

Thinking of this, Yun Ye was proud, he inadvertently mastered the trick of fixing the painting, how embarrassing Lishi's face was, grandma hugged Yun Ye and kissed her, her own good grandson can make trouble than other people's children.

Proudly, Yun Ye decided to take another sip, and was about to absorb water, when he found a horse's head coming over to drink together, and wanted to drive away but found that it was Wangcai, it doesn't matter, the two brothers sucked water together, Yun Ye's qi was not as long as Wangcai's, and his mouth was not as big as others', and the time of absorbing water was naturally not as long as Wangcai, so he poured a large mouthful of water, looked up to the sky and sprayed it out, and then felt the feeling of water mist, it was too comfortable, Wangcai didn't have this function, he could only snort twice. …,

"I finally know where the bad things of Wangcai come from, the treacherous and greedy have taken up all over the place, and it turns out that the root is in you." Shan Ying Qingyue's voice came, and this bastard never knew what politeness was.

Yun Ye turned around and found that there were many people standing by the river, Xin Yue's head was about to be in his arms, Cheng Chumo, Niu Jianhu was stunned, and their wives were full of gossip. The servants twisted their heads to the side, pretending to be indifferent.

"Didn't this beauty cleanse the hearts of you mortals? See the mountains and view the mountains, see the water and play in the water, it is not in vain that we travel thousands of miles to travel once, if you can't open your mind and enjoy the fun of the mountains and rivers everywhere and Chang'an, stay in Chang'an, why bother. ”

When encountering embarrassing things, we must make others more embarrassing than ourselves, so that everyone can stand on the same starting line, in order to communicate, the art of war is cloudy, the enemy advances and I retreat, the enemy retreats and I disturb, and the enemy is tired and I fight.

Sure enough, first of all, the servants were won over by Yun Ye, and they all looked at Yun Ye with adoring eyes, this is a master, his own marquis has always been a master, and he glanced at the Cheng family next to him, the servants of the Niu family, how can this kind of profound knowledge be understood by ordinary people in your two families. We have followed Hou Ye for many years before we have been a little edified.

Yun San, as the new Hou Ye's elder, was naturally more edified, lying on the water surface full of a mouthful of water, looking up to the sky in front of everyone's eyes and spraying a mist all over the sky, and then standing in the mist to enjoy the soft coolness, it was really comfortable.

The mist dissipated, Yun San happily screamed and couldn't wait to lie down to suck the water again, this time there were more people sucking water on the water, and for a while the side of the stream was full of mist, and even some bold maids were blushing and thick.

Then it's a mess, you spray me, I spray you, it's a mess, watching them play lively, Cheng Chumo is eager to try, after Yun Ye squirted a mouthful of water on the two of them, Cheng Chumo finally broke out, sucked a big mouthful of water and couldn't find Yun Ye, turned his head and sprayed it on Niu Jianhu's head, so the war group continued to spread, until the calf's wife was also lying on the water surface to absorb water, Shan Ying was completely stupid, and the grass that had just been cut for Wangcai fell from his hand and fell to the ground, so he knew that he was stupid with his mouth open.

Xin Yue couldn't figure out how her husband was embarrassed just now, how it turned into a kind of wild fun in the mountains in an instant, her eyes widened, Yun Ye patted her shoulder and said to her: "These days have made you embarrassed, take advantage of the time to play happily for a while, you will forget your troubles." ”

Smiled sweetly at Yun Ye, Xin Yue wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and didn't care that the stream soaked her clothes, just like a child lying on the surface of the water to absorb water, and then squirting out, letting the mist wrap herself, and she didn't know how to stop again and again.

Yun Ye changed into dry clothes, came out of the tent, walked over with his hands behind his back, hid a piece of spring cake in his palm, and took advantage of Shan Ying's head to stuff the cake into Wangcai's mouth, Wangcai was very smart and swallowed it in three or two clicks, and when he saw Shan Ying looking here, he immediately stopped his mouth, but the cake foam on his mouth was a little obvious.

"This is how the Yun family manages their servants?" Shan Ying pointed to several maids who were spraying water at Xin Yue and asked Yun Ye.

"That's right, that's it, as long as they do their jobs well on weekdays, no one cares what they do, as long as they're happy." Yun Ye waved at Xin Yue, who was waving at him, and replied casually.

"Aren't you afraid that there will be no rules and chaos at home?" Shan Ying did not give up and continued to ask.

"The Yun family has never had a bad servant since the establishment of the mansion, and there has not been a single servant running in the most difficult time of the Yun family, and there has been no betrayal of the Yun family, when I was in prison, they would rather stay at home and resign themselves to fate, than find a way for themselves, such servants, there are not many other noble families in Chang'an City, boy, my Yun family is all." …,

Shan Ying's logic is completely confused, his master, his mother has never taught him that there is a family master like Yun Ye, the Shan family will prosper sooner or later, he has enough confidence in himself, if it weren't for Yun Ye trapping him with the academy, he planned to go back to Hebei to reorganize Erxianzhuang, and use his own skills to fight all those unruly green forest heroes, and restore the rule of the single family over the green forest road, which is the tradition of the single family, and it is also his responsibility.

Now he feels that his thoughts are a little wrong, and he can't ask Yun Ye for advice, this is a master who habitually takes people into the ditch, he must stay away, the farther away the better. He suddenly felt lonely, he was an outlier in this group of people, they were all so happy, only he was burdened with the mission of revitalizing the family, he was not happy at all, at this time he was extremely nostalgic for his teacher, and he missed the simple days with his teacher.

Lao Jiang came over with a wine gourd and said to him: "Boy, why don't you go and play with them, you see Yunsan and they are starting to splash water with pots now, if I am thirty years younger, I will not let go, people will lose their heart when they are old, come and drink wine, give the stick boy a boost, if you are not happy, just talk to the old man, the old man is old, he has seen a lot of things, maybe he can untie your heart knot." ”

Shan Ying unconsciously poured a big sip of wine, the hot wine syrup down his stomach, suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, led by Lao Jiang, the two of them sat on the huge stone slab and chatted, an old man and a young man laughed from time to time, it seemed to be very speculative.

Yun Ye didn't look at the two of them, but just stretched out his thumb to Lao Jiang facing him, and hurriedly joined the new battle, it seemed that the female dependents were already soaked, and they were very curvy.

Very disappointed, a few old women rushed out of the tent, holding a cloth curtain in their hands, and quickly separated the women and men.

The game lasted for a whole hour, and one by one I felt tired and hungry, and I didn't know if it was breakfast or lunch after wearing wet clothes, and after a few bites, I lay on the stone slab in the shade and waited for my clothes to dry.

The road couldn't be rushed, Qian Tong looked at the crooked servants and said to Yun Ye: "Master Hou, I'm afraid I can't go today, why don't you camp here and rest for one night?" ”

Yun Ye looked at Shan Ying, who was already drunk, and couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, so he smiled and nodded, I have to admire these old guys, it is really not easy to make a killer drunk to such a point. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )