Verse 42 The wise ringing horse
Sandwiched between two mountains and a ditch, the sun is on the other side of the mountain, although the mountain path is rugged, but it does not hinder the carriage to travel, this is a part of the pre-Qin ancient road, it is these Qianmo traffic trails, to the Guanzhong Plain great traffic freedom, but also to Chang'an brought great safety hazards, once into the Hangu Qianli Plain there is no longer any danger to defend - 1-
Since ancient times, the Qin soldiers have endured hard fighting, this is inappropriate, and the Qin soldiers have also collapsed, such as the Anshi Rebellion, a hundred years of comfortable life will erode everyone's soul and even, want the power of one person for the moat, this is the deepest dream in the hearts of the kings of all dynasties, helpless, this kind of dream is always shattered again and again, becoming a joke through the ages.
In this kind of natural singing hall, I am really sorry for myself if I don't sing a voice, I think back to what Xin Yue always sang to herself a few days ago, the peacock flew southeast, wandered for five miles, sang and sang and cried to himself, he was moved by himself The stupid person, after crying, wiped his face and asked with his face, she went to Qingchi, will Yun Ye hang the southeast branch?
"That's not it, Qingchi is not near our house, if you jump off the eagle's beak cliff without parachuting, the goal will be achieved, I will never hang the southeast branch, the northwest branch will not dry, after burying you beautifully, I will marry a flower-like wife immediately, let her use your mirror, wear your new clothes, eat your food, and then take your life, haha, the joy of life is boundless."
Hearing this, Xin Yue immediately stopped crying, but jumped on Yun Ye's back and scratched it, and finally lowered her mouth, she couldn't drag it down, and she ate a cage of roasted wheat alone for dinner, how could she have the slightest desire to die.
Women, that's it, it's the kind of woman who always thinks about suicide is those fools who don't have any hope for life, Xin Yue has never been, even if Yun Ye dies, she will live strongly. It's not her temperament to cry softly, she only met Yun Ye once, so she decisively married herself, thinking that she wouldn't look away from people, and committed suicide? She will live well when everyone in the world dies, how can a big family support the family without such a woman.
It's all damn Li Anlan's trouble, as soon as she got pregnant, Xin Yue's pressure increased countless times. When there is pressure, there is urgency. As soon as she was in a hurry, Yun Ye's hard days came, and it only took more than ten days for cattle and horses to breed, but Yun Ye sang every night, and he couldn't ride a horse in the morning.
Sitting on the horse, he had enough dantian qi and sang when he opened his mouth. "In June, the Yellow River in the Yellow River, the ice does not melt. Twisting me, it's me who gets married. In the grains, you can't count the pea rounds, and you can't count the people, the daughter is pitiful, the daughter is yo. ”
Not bad. The throat is well maintained, and the next Cheng is silently frightened, and the birds in the valley fly up, hovering and refusing to fall, and a colorful golden pheasant did not fly twice from the grass, and was knocked to death by a single eagle with a stone, and his head was crushed.
Xin Yue stuck her head out of the carriage and glanced at her husband in surprise, thinking that he was convulsing again.
"Yezi, what were those two voices roaring just now, it's weird, tell my brother, let's roar together." Yun Ye smiled in one sentence, finally someone knows what it means to appreciate beauty, he has long been fed up with the soft, simple and vicissitudes of the Tang Dynasty's songs, how can Xintianyou be energetic, besides, walking in the ravine and not singing Xintianyou, is it possible to rap the peacock to fly southeast?
"That's good, little brother will teach you, this song is called Xintianyou, it is a song sung by a man's family, bring energy, I'll teach you, this word......" Yun Ye ignored Niu Jianhu's disdainful gaze, and muttered silently to Cheng for a long time, and then the two roared together.
"I'm standing on the mountain beam, you are standing in the ditch, it's easy to meet, it's hard to talk, I feel distressed, beckon."
The knights next to them were far away from the two of them, and they all held their bows and arrows in their hands, so they were afraid that it would be bad to summon some fierce beasts out and hurt people. The two enjoyed themselves, singing and laughing, Yun San listened to it twice, and also opened his throat and roared, anyway, he thought that what Hou Ye would know would be high-end goods. …,
Singing will also sing about misfortune, who would have thought that less than a hundred miles away from Luoyang would encounter a ringing horse, a bang, two horses rushed out on both sides of the road, and the surrounding trees kept swaying, as if there were thousands of horses.
The fat man at the head rode a horse not much bigger than a donkey, and shouted: "Oh, the dog officer in front of you listen, I planted this tree, I drove this road, I want to pass by from here, and leave the road to buy money." ”
"Leave the money, grandpa spare your life, otherwise, you will be killed or buried." After speaking, he shook the huge thick-backed chopping knife in his hand, and the other shook two hammers bigger than a human head to demonstrate.
Lao Jiang looked at the chain hammer the size of a melon in his waist, and then at the outrageous hammer in the strong man's hand, shook his head and said to Yun Ye: "Master Hou, are you planning to steam or braise these two bastards?" ”
Yun Ye didn't speak, turned his head to look at Shan Ying, Cheng Chumo, Niu Jianhu also turned his head to look, and finally everyone looked at Shan Ying together, only to see that Shan Ying's face was about to turn into a red cloth.
Under the gaze of everyone, Shan Ying just wants to run away, it's too embarrassing, it's too embarrassing to the green forest road, today it is the three martial marquis, the servants have long been well-informed, the stone lion at home is always played by those drunk old men, the little man moved around as a stone lock, you didn't see even the maid poke his head out to see what the live ringing horse looks like, dozens of guards have already drilled into the woods to find your so-called thousands of troops, you fucking still hold weapons made of wood to deceive people.
He wanted to tear these two bastards apart, it was too embarrassing, he was still talking to Yun Ye, Cheng Chumo, and Niu Jianhu last night about how the green forest road is a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, how righteous and angry, a thousand gold and a promise, killing thieves alone is a common thing, thousands of miles to take people's heads, thousands of miles to go to the machine, is for generosity, his mother's voice just fell, and such two rammed goods came out, you don't look at the donkey's legs under the crotch are trembling, can you withstand your heavy blade.
Before Shan Ying made a move, Lao Jiang's chain hammer flew out, and the ringing horse with the big knife didn't have time to dodge, so he could only block it with the big knife, and with a click, the big knife was smashed, and the chain hammer was castrated, and it smashed on the chest of the ringing horse with a "boring" sound, and the ringing horse didn't even stop and fell off the horse, and his mouth was full of blood.
Seeing this, the big man who made the hammer shouted: "Second brother" threw the hammer and dismounted, and the wounded horse was ready to run, and the guards who outflanked him from behind drew his horizontal knife and prepared to cut these two guys.
The big man who made the hammer put his brother down and knelt on the ground and hugged his head and shouted: "My brother is sick, if you want to cut me, cut me, pay attention to me, cut me, don't cut my brother, I am the mastermind." ”
The guard saw that Yun Ye had no intention of cutting these two bastards, so he found a rope and tied these two guys up, Lao Jiang scratched his sparse hair and walked over, took out a broken heart shield in the arms of the injured Xiangma, and then nodded with satisfaction and said to Yun Ye: Master Hou, the old man was still wondering just now, this guy was hit by the old man, but he didn't die, it turned out that there was a heart guard in the way. ”
The guards in the forest also came out, led four or five sheep, and said to Yun Ye: "Master Hou, there is no one in the forest, these are two thieves who cut the path, tying the sheep to four or five small trees, as long as the sheep kick, the tree will shake, pretending to be an ambush soldier, blame the smart one." ”
The servants in the convoy suddenly burst into laughter, laughing crookedly one by one, and there was a sound of dying laughter in the Yun family's carriage. It is estimated that the three women inside will not be happy.
Shan Ying's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and with one foot, a huge hammer fell in his hand, dancing twice, and the whining wind was terrifying.
Yun Ye also picked up one, weighing more than ten catties at most, interesting, these are two smart ringing horses, there are not many people who use their brains to rob these years, no lethality means that these two guys did not kill anyone, the scene of brotherhood just now is touching, talent, the Yun family needs such smart people. …,
There was also a cart behind the tree, and the guards put the horses they were riding on and pulled the cart, and the two horses were tied hand and foot and thrown on the cart, and continued to drive with the convoy.
This time it's fresh, I saw the live Xiangma, the little maid of the Yun family has never seen the Xiangma, only heard that they are all monsters with red eyes and green eyebrows, this time the Hou Ye caught two live ones, don't look at Nacheng, one by one excuse to send some water to Xiangma, all come to see what Xiangma looks like, so that he can go home and tell other sisters about his adventures.
A person sends water Qi Cheng thinks it's a good thing, the tender white little hands feed him water is pure enjoyment, he wants to take a bite, see if he can bite out the water, until more than a dozen maids give him a water, the belly bulges and never wants to see the beauty again, there are bold maids and pull their beards, to see if it's true, baring his teeth and roaring two throats, scared the maid to run back, and then was beaten by the maid's admirers.
Thirty miles away from Luoyang, I found a place with water and backing to set up camp, and the names of the two ringing horses were also clarified, one was called Qi Orange Mudeng, and the name was Spur Word Gala, I don't know why they gave themselves such a strange word, but it fits their identity very well, hearing their words, Yun Ye is still very satisfied with the name of his own device.
A few days ago, he was kicked out of Xijing by the head snake dragon three times, threatening that as long as their two brothers appeared in Xijing, they would break their tendons and make a sign for begging for money.
The two of them had no choice but to spend all their savings and buy this outfit, who would have thought that the first time they kicked on the iron plate, life and death were unpredictable, Qi Cheng kept begging Yun Ye, cut him, let his brother go, his brother's head was beaten, and then he lacked roots, and the bad things were all done by himself, and it was not a fool's business.
"Uncle, if you want to visit Xijing City, the little one will show you the way, the Qinglou girl there is the best, the singer's song is the best, which dancer has the softest waist, and the little one knows everything, so you can't miss it."
"You know how to write to yourself, you know how to be happy, Qi Cheng, where did your knowledge come from?" Yun Ye asked with a smile. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )