The sixty-first water is in dire straits
The sun came out from the top of the mountain, and the whole earth was bright again, Xin Yue was still asleep with the topaz hairpin in her hand, and the corners of her upturned mouth were full of sweetness, she fantasized about it all night last night, from childhood to now, the little girl wearing a garland, called Mrs. by a little boy with a runny nose, couldn't remember the boy's face, so she stubbornly put Yun Ye's face up.
In this way, there are more things to fantasize, Yun Ye rides a bamboo horse for a while, and grabs Qingmei for a while, in the fantasy world, Yun Ye is her puppet, at her mercy.
How can there be fewer wonderful shots of bare-ass diving, but Xin Yue covered her eyes in order to show that she was shy, crossed the boss's fingers, and quietly peeked at the men's bare buttocks, as well as the strange thing between her legs.
When I was a child, I asked my mother why she was different from those bare-bottomed children, and she also wanted to jump into the water naked, and the frightened mother hurriedly covered his little mouth and told her that girls could not be naked, and would be thrown into the pond in a pig cage.
This answer made Xin Yue's childhood have been spent in terror, at that time the family was not rich, her grandfather was an official in the distant capital, her income was still very meager, the family had a large population, and her father still needed to take care of the fields to maintain the family's food and clothing.
From a very young age, Xin Yue knew that she would definitely be married to a man, and as for this man, he would even be someone she didn't know, which in her eyes was far more terrible than dipping in a pig cage.
Seeing that the woman was immersed in the pig cage, stripped naked, and not a thread was left for the woman, the patriarch said that since he was not ashamed, there was no need to hide his shame, and the pig cage was thrown into the pond. It didn't even mean to stop. A string of bubbles bubbled and sank, but the woman did not struggle, but just held her arms around her chest. Xin Yue was thinking at that time, she must have died a long time ago.
Everyone else used it as an after-dinner conversation, especially the mother. She told her daughter for three days, suing Xinyue, this is the end of unruliness, how did she know that her daughter was trembling for three days.
When Xin Yue was lying in Yun Ye's arms looking at the distant mountains, she asked Yun Ye about dipping in the pig cage, she never expected that Yun Ye gave her another answer, an answer that was enough to save her from the nightmare.
Legend has it that when Nuwa created a man, it was a man who was created first, so that. The world is full of men, and life cannot be reproduced, and after the death of this group of people, there will be no one in the world.
Nuwa has done it many times. I was tired of this endless work. After recreating a group of men, a rib was pulled out of their bodies. Shaping a woman in her own image, so a man's search for a woman is a process of finding his own ribs.
Some people are very lucky, and they find their ribs at once, and some are more unlucky, and they can't find it, so they always change, people are greedy, and the rich and powerful want to find a few more ribs to spare, so they marry a few more women, and the woman who was immersed in the pig cage just found the wrong place for herself, and the patriarch's punishment is over.
"You're my rib." This is the most charming love word Xin Yue has ever heard, this sentence makes her whole body soft and hot, for this sentence, even if she is dead, she is willing.
The sun shone on the eyelids, the heavens and the earth turned pink, Xin Yue didn't want to wake up, she hadn't finished her love history in her dream, she dreamed of reading together at the age of twelve, the bad boy, put the green cabbage worm in her hair, she was so frightened that she cried, and she was spanked by her stern father, and she peeked in the crack of the door.
The man named Liang Shanbo is really stupid, or is the woman named Zhu Yingtai too ugly, she has been a classmate for three years, and she can't recognize Zhu Yingtai as a woman, if she pretends to be a boy, I don't know if Brother Ye will recognize it?
The answer is yes, he will definitely recognize it, Xin Yue lifted the corners of the quilt, looked down at his chest, and the round one will be the top of the clothes, and he will also see it with his chest.
Thinking of Yun Ye's strange hands, Xin Yue blushed and pressed her hand on it to prevent her heart from beating too fast,
Xiaoqiu came in three times, Miss was still sleeping, it was not easy to disturb, she knew that Miss slept late last night, today was a tiring day, and she wanted her to sleep a little longer, but when she saw Miss burying her head in the blanket, she knew that she had woken up.
"Miss, the mother-in-law has arrived, and she is waiting to open her face for you, and she can't sleep anymore." She sat down in front of the bed and began to shake her own lady. Xin Yue kicked twice in the blanket angrily, sat up helplessly, her long hair hung down on her shoulders, rubbing her sleepy eyes, her clothes were relaxed, and half of her breasts were exposed, making Xiaoqiu stunned, Miss is so beautiful!
glared at Xiaoqiu, covered his clothes, and put a huge fluffy rabbit beside him, this rabbit was given by Yun Ye on her birthday, it was her baby, and then looked at the hairpin in his hand, which was intact, and then got up and went to the bath bucket prepared by Xiaoqiu to clean himself, ready to meet the most important day in his life.
The Xin family is very lively, the parents are not here, only the eldest brother came all the way from Shuzhong, just to carry Xin Yue out of the house and hand it over to Yun Ye, now I can't see the figure, hiding in the academy to see the dragon bones, it is said that I have been watching for three days, and I also accompanied His Royal Highness Wei to the mountain, it is said that this time a cow was thrown down from the mountain, and I don't know if the poor cow is still alive, they are all crazy, just came to the academy for a few days, I met a large group of fox friends and dog friends, and I don't know how to accompany my grandfather at home.
Going downstairs while muttering, a kind old woman sat in the small hall, and when she saw Xin Yue coming out, she smiled even more happily: "What a beautiful child, the old master of the Yun family has also seen it, it is a good marriage." ”
Xin Yue was surrounded by a group of good women in an instant, and when they arrived at the bathing place, they had no intention of leaving, one grabbed a handful of flower petals and sprinkled them in the bath bucket, the other took out a bottle of perfume and added a small half bottle to the bath bucket, and the rest was in the sleeves as a matter of course.
Xiaoqiu couldn't intervene, the old woman began to undress Xin Yue, and also took a hairpin on Xin Yue's arm, and in Xin Yue's screams, she started her own wedding journey.
Xin Yue was just stabbed, Yun Ye couldn't wait to escape from the window, a group of women surrounded him, took him off to the shorts, stuffed him in the bathtub and untied his hair and began to take a bath, the most excessive thing was to tie him with pine and cypress branches, like making a heavy movie, the old grandmother was on crutches, smiling and watching her grandson suffer, lying at the door to watch Cheng Chumo, who was preparing to marry in two months, with a shocked face. She had already suffered this sin.
If it weren't for Yun Ye's invention of underwear, maybe he would have been naked by now, the white-haired old woman opened her toothless mouth, and there was no ambiguity under her hands, Yun Ye knew that his back must be very miserable, this even smacked, not to mention bad luck, even the blessing would have been drained a long time ago.
After being abused, the women left satisfied, Cheng Chumo lay on the edge of the bathtub and looked at Yun Ye who was dying sympathetically, Niu Jianhu handed Yun Ye a bottle of soju, hoping that he would take a sip to strengthen his courage, and encouraged him: "Grit your teeth and get through today, a good day will come." ”
Yun Ye is like a puppet, at the mercy of these overexcited women, I don't know why I have to wear official clothes, or the one in the court, this ragged clothes are lined with eight layers of lining, and I only laughed at the Zhuang Hu who wore winter clothes yesterday, and I am wrapped tightly and impermeable today, in the fourth month of the lunar calendar, the fifth month of the solar calendar, it is not too much to call the sun like fire, and it is strange to wear this body and not cover the prickly heat.
Marrying a wife is a sinful thing, especially in ancient times, although the last time I married a wife, although the suit and tie were stupid, this time wearing authentic Tang costumes is even more stupid.
Come on, put on the underwear first, and then put on the dirty pants, oh, wrong, first wear the stockings, the straps are tied to the thighs, and the clothes are all tied with straps, tsk, young people look good in scarlet robes, which looks like my master, they look like crabs, that's right, this was said by Mrs. Cheng, she said this with Yun Ye's aunt, but how Yun Ye looked at her as if she was looking for experience in herself, so as to prepare for her stupid son to get married.
Heart goggles? I'm married, not on the battlefield, what are I doing with this thing? What the? Wuhou's family is like this, it is etiquette, he tied four or five jade pendants around his waist, hung two jade ornaments around his neck, and tied a strip of cloth with jade on his head, Yun Ye thought that he could open a jade shop.
The five-pound treasure knife is hung up, and a purple gold crown is put on the head, and if the chicken feathers are inserted again, it is Lu Bulu Fengxian. After tossing and dressing, after worshipping the ancestors, Aunt Niu found a big loophole.
I didn't rub the powder, but this is worth it, all the women patted their foreheads together, dragged Yun Ye back, took off their hats, washed their faces again, and picked a red and big silk flower from the palace and prepared to insert it in their hair.
Under Yun Ye's resistance to death, the women just gave him a thin layer of foundation, and the palace flower did not escape, and was firmly inserted next to the purple gold crown, which was bigger than his head.
I didn't drink a sip of water from morning to night, I didn't eat a mouthful of food, and I was kicked out to pick up my relatives by my grandmother, aunt, and sister, and next to him was Cheng Chumo, who was dressed in green clothes, his face was as white as a ghost, and a big red flower was also inserted in his head.
Fortunately, Changsun Chong, who rushed back from Longyou, was much more reliable, although there was no one who looked like him, and a flower covered half of his face, but judging from his triumphant expression, he seemed to enjoy this feeling of being in the limelight.
"Worm, I'll see you in a while, it's already gone." Yun Ye said worriedly to the eldest grandson Chong.
"He only needs to be responsible for the beating for a while, and the rest will be left to his brother. Changsun Chong is very confident. "If we are beaten, who will beat us?" Could it be that the woman's family saw three ghosts coming to the door and was ready to fight the ghosts?
"Yes, beaten, or bastard!"