Section 60: The Raft of the Weasel
The Yunjia Zhuangzi at the foot of the jade mountain is full of joy, from the archway to the paulownia trees on both sides of the road are hung with red silk lanterns, the Yunjia Zhuangzi who work in Chang'an City, have also rushed back, although the wages of the two days are distressing, they are still a lot of rushed back, from the home turned out of the New Year's New Year to make new clothes to wear, although it is a little inappropriate to wear winter clothes on a hot day, the pomp of the Yunjia Zhuangzi can not be lost, who will be like the Wang Xuanjia, less than May to make a new single clothes, Sweating, she urged her mother-in-law to grind the best wheat in the house into fine noodles, choose the whitest noodles, select pigments, and prepare to make a noodle mat.
No one laughs at the bad clothes, it's good to have new clothes to wear, it's not ashamed, but the noodle is not good, it's a big thing without face, and your mother-in-law doesn't think about being able to walk with her head up in the Zhuangzi.
The pomegranate flowers bloom early, let the baby at home pick the bell flowers from the pomegranate tree, but dare not pick the tube flowers, otherwise there will be no pomegranates to eat this year, the bell pomegranate flowers are wrapped in clean linen by the man's family and put in the splint to smash the wedge with an oil hammer, after a while, the red and bright flower oil is squeezed out, the mother dips her finger in a little, and points a little on the girl's eyebrows, a beautiful eyebrow mole is formed, and a clever woman will draw the eyebrow mole into a flame shape, and there are also lotus flowers, and the girl is satisfied with running out to show off. The kid was greedy and wanted his mother to give it a little bit, but at this time, he was often kicked away by Lao Tzu who was smoking.
At this time, the women of the whole family will wash their hands, use clean combs, wooden strips, scissors, fine toothpicks, and make noodle mats, the most common is the noodle tiger, and the main family will marry tomorrow. Make a few pomegranates with many sons and many blessings. The loyal mandarin ducks make a pair, and the skillful ones can also make dragons and phoenixes, and finally use black beans to dot their eyes. The basket drawer is steamed, and finally the color is painted, and a basket of noodles is ready. Waiting for the bride to enter the door tomorrow, the whole family can go to the master's house for a big meal.
The dog and the stunned man sat in the kitchen and ate a lot, and the grandmother sat opposite with a smile and tore the chicken legs for the two stick boys, a cage of newly steamed meat buns, which entered the stomach in a blink of an eye, and the stunned man burped until he ate, and he still held the chicken leg in his hand and did not let go.
The dog blushed, didn't dare to look up, and was scolded by his grandmother. also filled a bowl of soup for the stunned man, let him rush down, and eat more. It's not enough, and when I go back, I'll pack two more chickens.
A life-saving grace. The Yun family didn't dare to slack off, but the dog didn't go to the dining room to eat. didn't drag it, asked the grandmother to give him a few buns, squatted on the threshold to eat a meal, and planned to go home.
The dog likes to eat in the kitchen of the Yun family the most, where the fragrance is overflowing, he has eaten it once when he came back, he will never forget the deliciousness of the buns for the rest of his life, the meat is going to vomit when he eats on the grassland, the buns stuffed with leeks and eggs, the dog thinks that he can eat a hundred by himself, a hundred did not eat, thirty did not, because he found that the braised pork and pork ribs seemed to be more delicious.
When he came out of the Yun family with a large bag of food, he was stunned and stabbed the dog, it seemed that the two of them forgot to ask for a reward, and the Yun family seemed to have forgotten to give it, so they sent it away after eating a meal?
Asking this question in front of the Yun family's housekeeper, the dog's face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to punch the stunned man with a plaster on his nose a few more times, so that he might close the stinky mouth that embarrassed him.
"What a shame!" Steward Qian smiled and said to the dog: "I don't steal or rob, I deserve to get something, I ask honestly and brightly, I like such an honest child the most." After speaking, he touched the back of the stunned head.
Looking at the cart full of things, the stunned man with a blue nose and swollen face smirked, that appearance made the servants of the Yun family laugh loudly, and made the dog grit his teeth, next time there is such a thing, definitely not to come with the stunned, it is too embarrassing.
Bathed in the sunset, the dog and the stunned two sang a minor tune to rush back, looking back at the full load of loot from time to time, the things there are enough for the stunned brother to marry, and enough for the dog to build a house, as for the use of the two silks, the two brothers have not figured out how to use it until now, whatever, there are many things, it is always useful.
The weasel gritted his teeth and cut bamboo, without him, just to tie another raft, the eldest brother's family came, of course he wanted to be entertained, boating on the Dongyang River, this is Yingniang has already blown out to his mother's brother, so that the mother's family is fascinated, the eldest brother did not expect to be an elegant person, although the ancestors have been butchers for generations, as soon as they heard that there is an opportunity to go boating with the literati, where is willing to miss, the weasel front foot to the house, the uncle and the whole family will arrive on the back foot, said to see the sister said that the taste, the same night to go down the river.
What kind of river did not even go down at night when there was no moon, and finally poured the eldest brother with strong wine, and prepared to start swimming in the river early tomorrow morning, who would have thought, a thunderbolt on a sunny day, the bamboo raft tied to the back of the small shop did not escape Li Tai's clutches, he wanted to salvage the iron frame sunk under the waterfall, and he had to use his bamboo raft.
For Li Tai, the yellow squirrel couldn't afford the slightest disobedience, so he obediently gave Li Tai the bamboo raft to prop up, and asked if he wanted him to help, Li Tai looked at his thin body with disdain, signaled not to, and asked him to hurry away and get away, it made people feel flatulent.
The eldest brother came back, if this let the villagers of Xinfeng know that they were not entertained, I don't know what to think, the yellow squirrel who has been lonely before is now very concerned about the opinions of relatives, and finally has relatives, so naturally we have to do our best to entertain, the raft of the academy does not have to think about it, tomorrow the Hou Ye will get married, and countless Houmen nobles will come to Chang'an City, and the raft has long been booked out.
The helpless yellow squirrel had to carry a firewood knife to the river, ready to make another raft, so that the elegant uncle can swim the river tomorrow, fortunately, there are a lot of bamboos by the river, as long as you are willing to exert your strength, the raft will have it.
In the swarthy bamboo forest, only the weasel was struggling to chop the bamboo with a lantern, and when he cut down a bamboo, he raised his head with great effort, and when he pulled it out, he suddenly received a kick on his back, and an agile black shadow pounced on him, and the knife was on the weasel's neck.
The yellow squirrel's heart sank, and he immediately relaxed his body and begged for mercy in a low voice. The black shadow relaxed, got up from him, threw over a cloth belt, and asked the yellow squirrel to tie himself up, no way, the knife was on his neck, so he had to do so, the yellow squirrel tied himself, leaving only one hand and no way, the black shadow used one hand to pull the knot to death, this time put down the knife, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Will the people of the Yun family come out tomorrow? Say yes, Lao Tzu will spare your life. In the dim light of the lantern, a big man in black asked the weasel, the knife in his hand shaking in front of the weasel's eyes.
Hearing this, the yellow squirrel breathed a long sigh of relief, it turned out that it was not his former enemy, but he came for the Hou Ye, so he wanted to catch this guy and send him to the Hou Mansion, and it should not be difficult to ask the grandmother to tell the girl that he was a good family in the future.
The obscene face doesn't need to pretend to know that he is not a good person, and the weasel said repeatedly: "This good man, the little one is a servant of the Yun family, and the whole family of the dog day bullied me, let me cut bamboo here in the middle of the night, you want to rob a big household, great, I am familiar with the way, I can show you the way, the Yun family is heavily guarded, there are more than 100 good hands in the army alone, if you break through, there is a dead end." ”
The big man sneered: "You should be stupid, go alone to fight against the army, that's not doing business, it's going to die, this kind of thing Lao Tzu won't do, just want to find a lonely person surnamed Yun to kill it, if you help Lao Tzu, after the matter is over, there are your benefits, Lao Tzu is not easy to start with a grandmother." ”
"So you're alone," the weasel pricked up his ears to listen to the surroundings, and when there was no other movement, he asked the man in black with a big grin.
"Lao Tzu is a lone ranger, this time the business is too big, one person can't get it, so I asked you to partner, how about it, after the matter is completed, I will divide you into thirty, as long as you swallow this thing, our brothers are brothers, and we will get rich together."
As he spoke, he took out a wax pill from his arms and was about to send it to the weasel's mouth, but at some point, the rope on the weasel actually fell off by itself, and a long black needle appeared in his hand and quietly pierced into the ribs of the big man.
A tingling sensation extended from the ribs to the whole body, the big man groaned, and knelt down weakly in front of the yellow moat, the yellow mouse ignored the big man, he was extremely confident in his means, that needle had pierced the guy's kidney, even if it was cured, it would take half a month's blood to urine, and the tomb robbers had always relied on small means to mix rice and eat.
Picked up the wax pill from the ground, broke it and smelled it, then filled it into his mouth casually, and said while chewing: "This kind of yellow essence pill that replenishes qi and strength, Lao Tzu hasn't eaten it for a while, is there any more?" My mother-in-law has just given birth and needs tonics. ”
Clean up all the chicken and dog fragments on the big man's body, find a bamboo with uniform thickness and tie one side of the big man's hands and feet on it, and then bend the other bamboo hard, tie the other side of the big man's hands and feet, as soon as the hand is loosened, the big man's body is stretched into a big character by two bamboos, a few knives down, the big man is naked, it is said that after the last painful experience of being watched, the weasel has always believed that the man's naked body is the biggest harm to him.
The yellow squirrel buried a sharpened bamboo thorn in the middle of the big man's lower body, and as long as the big man twisted it, the bamboo thorn would pierce into his flesh. After doing this qiē, the yellow rat spit in the palm of his hand, picked up the firewood knife and continued to chop the bamboo, the raft still has to be made, and the eldest brother will use it tomorrow.
When the sky was faint, the raft finally succeeded, and the big man who had howled all night was also taken away by the guards of the Yun family's mountain patrol, and his fate was not cared about, he was only worried that the girl who stumbled over to deliver the meal should not fall.
Greeted and stepped forward, picked up the girl and used her stubble to prick her little face, causing the girl to dodge as much as possible, tired of playing, the weasel carried the girl to the newly made raft, and threw a large bag of things up, cut a section of bamboo as a penny, just a light support, the bamboo raft quietly slipped into the Dongyang River......