Chapter 70: Three and a Half Chapters
Watching him get closer and closer, and with the wind blowing again, I think this is a unique opportunity – not to be missed! So I gritted my teeth and saw the right moment, and when he reached out to touch me, I waved my hand and successfully sprinkled the powder from the flask on him.
He paused, tilted his body, fell to the ground, was shocked, and exclaimed, "What's going on!" He tried to move, but he couldn't move with his teeth bared.
"Hahahaha-" I threw away the empty bottle and looked up and laughed, unaware of the fact that I had no image at all, and turned into a female bandit-like existence, which stunned him, "You are so stupid! You're done! You've been tricked! ”
"What?" He stammered, "You're me? ”
"You're a law dancer, you're a flower thief!" I glared at him, "Don't tell me you're not a flower thief!" I've been tasked with catching the flower thieves - I guess you are, right? ”
"You...... You ......," he said, "you say I'm a flower thief?" ......" He stared at me in surprise, looking inexplicable and frightened, as if I had mistaken someone.
"You're not a flower thief? Don't lie! "I won't be deceived by his appearance," you teased the wild goose last time - dare you say no? You're the flower thief! Your tone, mannerisms, and haunts are exactly the same as the special assignments we've been told! ”
"So...... Did they send you? His eyes darkened, and his voice became strangely low, "You deliberately 'guarded' me, didn't you?" You just wanted to stay here? ”
"Of course!" I saw that he couldn't escape, so I confessed everything without any scruples, "Last time we let the wild goose be bait in the maple leaf forest, although we didn't fool you, but unfortunately you reported the place of 'Wisteria Flower Forest'!" In order to ensure that you take the bait, we have spent a lot of hard work in the past few days, but fortunately, you have not been able to resist the temptation after all! ”
"You...... You're getting the wrong person! He smiled, looked at me seriously, and shook his head, "You've really caught the wrong person!" You have to be clear, I'm not a flower thief! ”
I kicked him and shouted, "You still say you're not a flower thief!" What were you talking about? - Still trying to trick me? Even if you're not, what you've done is enough for me to sprinkle a bunch of **! ”
"It's really not me......," he opened his mouth to argue, but I interrupted him, and shouted loudly into the clearing:
"Nameless! Wit! End of the world! Blame one! Falsehood! How long do you want to hide? Not out yet! ”
"Bridge!" Nameless is the first to appear, jumping from a tall wisteria tree.
"Xiaoqiao, that's good!" Talented and beautiful, pure world, promise and strange one or four jumped out one after another - the wild goose didn't come, her body was still in a state of paralysis, I really don't know whether to praise the strange one's medicinal effect is too good!
His eyes widened, and he cried out in panic, "You—you've got the wrong person!" I'm really not a flower thief! I swear! ”
"Nameless! Wit! See if he's- am I mistaken? Wasn't he the one who provoked me just now? I pointed at myself and then at him.
"Indeed, it's him!" The talented and beautiful woman stared straight at him, "You're a fa dancer, right?" Level 14 ...... Hell? ”
"I wasn't mistaken!" Nameless pursed his lips and nodded, powerfully affirming.
"What else do you have to say?" I stomped on him twice more lightly.
"I'm really not a flower thief! I haven't done anything like that yet! This fourteenth-level Dharma Dance who should be a netherworld is about to be dripping with beads of sweat on his forehead, "The lady of the patriarch of the arrogant Second Army family is not beautiful at all! She's not as beautiful as the beauty she was last time! If she hadn't done her heavy makeup, she wouldn't even have half of you! I'm telling you, a woman like that is just a vase on the surface, and she's very hypocritical in her bones! If I were a flower thief, I wouldn't be so casual with a 'broken flower and willow'! If you really want to do it, you have to find a place to ......."
Seeing that the more he spoke, the more unobstructed he became, and the more he spoke, the more unreliable he became, I couldn't help but kick him several times, and he finally stopped talking "ah". I squinted at him and announced with a straight face, "Whether you are a flower thief or not, we have decided to send you back to pay for the business—we brought the 'flower thief' back, and whether you will be unlucky or not is not within my consideration!" If you want to curry favor with the above and strive for leniency, you might as well use your brains more on the patriarch of the arrogant Second Army family! ”
Fa Wu hurriedly said, "I can't go with you to see him!" He's going to kill me! He's going to kill me! He's really going to kill me! You see, I am not a flower thief at all, but he was called a flower thief, which shows how unreliable this person is! When you brought me back, did you not throw me into the wolf's heap? ”
"What a wolf, you're not a beauty!" I looked at him with a frown, "If you want to blame, blame you for being a flower thief!" I knew that the result was like this, so why should I be a flower thief in the first place? I don't have any consciousness at all, and I ...... you owe it."
"It's not like that! I was wronged! I didn't touch his wife at all! Fa Wu complained, "I just spied on the scene of their sex, and accidentally stole his wife's clothes along with a letter, and then he said that I was a flower thief!" Actually, I didn't touch her at all! ”
He took it for granted that the apostasy made the faces of those who listened to it red-faced.
"Fortunately, Luo Yan is not here, otherwise he might have said something terrifying!" The talented and beautiful woman is very leisurely, and she sighs with added emotion.
The corner of my eye jumped, and I gestured to everyone: "Don't talk nonsense, since we have caught the flower thief, we will escort him back so that we can teach our special mission to be completed sooner!" ”
"That's right!" Everyone felt justified, and immediately stepped forward, grabbed the grip of the hand, pulled the leg of the leg, and tied up the Fa Wu with all kinds of flowers, so frightened that the Fa Wu screamed again and again, as if we had insulted him. In the end, the talented and beautiful woman dragged him away half-dragged, and suddenly shouted when she heard the Fa Wu:
"Three and a half, I know you're too! Get out of here! Didn't you see your brother and I being kidnapped? ”
- What! Does this guy still have a party?
We were slightly startled, and hurriedly became vigilant, and heard a familiar sigh sound:
"My good brother, if you don't scream, I still have a chance to save you, if you scream like this, isn't it a startling snake? How can I save you? ”
"Who is it?" The talented and beautiful woman pushed the French dance to the pure world and blocked me in front of me.
"It's—" A figure sprang out of the tree, and before he could see the figure, he kept worrying, "You are doing well, even I was almost fooled—if it weren't for my sharp eyes and seeing a few 'flying squirrels' hidden in the trees, I'm afraid I would have been deceived!" ”
Our faces were all red, and when we looked at the man, we saw that he was young and tall, with a slender figure, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a fair complexion, and a very handsome appearance.
We don't know this man, but we've heard his voice—the anxious voice of the last snitch!
He was dressed in a white tracksuit, with his hands in his pockets, and he happened to wear a personal medal on his chest: Half Kiss, Half Kiss and Half Lust (Rank: Forty) - what a name! What kind of player is he?
"Heavenly Master?" I asked tentatively.
"I think my name is too long, please call me 'three and a half'!" He grinned, extremely amorous, "I'm a sword immortal!" ”
- Sure enough! Just by looking at the name of the personal medal, I don't know what type of player I am! It didn't work! Big flicker! My face was paralyzed, and I felt very cheating: he was actually a sword immortal?
"You're his friend?" I paused, and was the first to ask.
"No, I'm not." He smiled so brightly.
"Three and a half, have you changed your mind? Want to abandon me? Fa Wu shouted in a hurry.
The three-and-a-half-day white teeth were exposed, and he grinded his teeth and said, "Shut up!" What nonsense are you talking about! ”
"Oh, so you still want me." Fa Wu breathed a sigh of relief.
Listening to their conversation, we all stiffened our smiles. The corners of my mouth twitched, and I decided to ignore Fa Wu's words - the dog couldn't spit out ivory from its mouth, and none of the three sentences were good!
I shouted, "Stop talking nonsense!" Whether you recognize it or not, please get out of the way! Otherwise, we're going to be rude to you! He's a flower thief, the target of our special mission! ”
The three and a half were not afraid at all, but sympathized: "Originally, I wanted to ask your subordinates to be merciful, but now it seems that I am afraid that I will not move." "He raised his wrist - he had a complex scorpion tattoo drawn on it! He pressed the mouth of the tattooed scorpion, hooked his lips, and shouted, "Ten thousand swords return to the sect!" "—He's not summoning his own weapon!
When he raised his wrist, the talented and beautiful women were also very vigilant, and with the three and a half big drinks, the talented and beautiful women also shouted in unison:
"Weapon: Demon Breaker!" Nameless holds a dark blue scepter.
"Weapon: Flame Extinguishing!" The talented and beautiful woman holds a large lavender knife in her hand.
"Weapon: Tianjing!" Promise holds a long, crystal clear stick in his hand.
"Weapon: Tweezers!" Blame one pinched a purple iron tweezer.
"Weapon: Wind!" The orange-red steel collar appeared on the wrist of the pure world. He first looked at me, patted his head, and said "ah", and hurriedly stood in front of me, acting as a flower knight.
Nameless glared at Chun Tianya quickly, with a cold face and unhappy.
- Dagger! I thought about it, but I chose the dagger: who taught me not to play the flute? I silently recited it twice, and a pitch-black dagger was tightly clasped in the palm of my hand.
However, we forgot a crucial thing: three and a half are level forty sword immortals, and we are less than level forty, which means that his own strength is stronger than ours - we just summoned our weapons, and we couldn't activate the skills in time to see countless long swords flying towards us......