If I were to make a short comment about the flower thief named Fa Wu in front of me, I would scream: I'm out of sight! A flower thief is a flower thief! He was at best an elegant gentleman on the surface! He is a guy who can reveal his pervert nature in three sentences in his bones!

In retrospect, I often feel that smiling at him was a temptation to commit a crime—even though his second sentence was still serious:

"Beauty, what's your name?"

"Small bridge still water." I replied with a blank look.

"Do you have a partner?" The third sentence was surprising.

…… He asked me if I had a boyfriend in disguise, should I say I had it or not?

I stared at him calmly, pulled down my face, pretended to be harassed, shook my head coldly, and replied, "Not yet." "I saw that there seemed to be a rustling sound from the wisteria trees, which were extremely leafy, and I didn't know if the wind was too loud or someone was moving too much.

Luckily, Fa Wu is a pervert, and she doesn't take into account that I'm bait, and she's not at all conscious of bringing up such outrageous topics on her own. He looked at me with great interest, sighed a few times, and then said, "Sister, you are also quite old, don't you usually do tasks?" That's not a high level, is it? ”

"Your level isn't that high!" I squinted at him and feigned anger—he was only level fourteen!

He didn't realize that his rank was about the same as mine, and asked a very strange question again: "Sister, do you need money?" ”

"Yes." I thought about it: it's troublesome to have no money, although I'm not very rich - I wanted to say "no", but in order to provoke his interest, I had to follow his wishes!

His eyes were shining, and he said happily: "Then do you need me?" ”

"What do you have to do with money?" I looked at him critically, revealing his useless worth.

His teeth were snow-white, and he explained: "Only if you need me can you be rich!" ”

- He teased me for succeeding! I was embarrassed, so I had to reply, "I'm not short of money." ”

There was silence for a while, and he touched his chin with the look of a judge.

"By the way, you either call me Xiaoqiao, or call me Jingshui, don't scream my sister and sister!" I put on a straight face and threw his close relationship out of the clouds, "Although I have amnesia, it doesn't mean that I have brothers and sisters!" I remember I was an only child! ”

"Little Bridge? Do you have amnesia? An only child? He muttered thoughtfully, "It's a pity, it's a pity......"

"What a pity?" I looked at him in confusion, trying to pretend not to care but was actually curious, "What do you want to say?" "—I'd like to see what else he has up his sleeve!

"You're in your twenties, aren't you? If this age had been placed in ancient times, he would have become a child's mother a long time ago! I said you should find one too, otherwise you plan to be an old virgin for the rest of your life? The corners of his mouth hooked up, and his words were not shocking, "Do you want to taste the taste of love?" Do you know what that feels like? Stoned! Ha, fluttering fairy! Once you've tasted it, you'll never forget it! I'm guessing you've never tasted this old virgin, right? ”

I gasped and almost threw out my dagger and stabbed this shameless guy to death—I had just met him, and he was talking such shameless nonsense, did he really not care? Listen to his jokes, if I agree, then I will be kicked in the head by a donkey!

"I don't want to taste that! I'm a mortal, I don't have to be an immortal! I was mad in my heart, my face was warm and my heart was beating, but I casually twisted a sexually explicit flirtation into an extremely pure topic, "Since you said you can't forget, then I still don't want to taste it, because I'm most afraid of addiction, and I hate not being able to control my mood!" ”

"What a pathetic thing you are! I was so brave that I didn't even dare to try! You have lived in vain, are you human? You don't want to be a human being, being a brute is better than you! He climbed up the pole and taunted me.

I longed to beat this open-mouthed guy hard, but my face was unmoved, and I sneered: "You are not even as good as a beast!" You say that there is no shame in this thing, so you can see that you have done it many times! If I had to try, I wouldn't have chosen you - I think you're second-hand! ”

His perfect scoundrel expression finally cracked a little, and he said in embarrassment: "I'm not ......!" ”

"It's not second-hand," I analyzed very rationally, "I've done it so many times, saying that second-hand goods are lifting you, and you should be 'multi-handed'!" ”

The man immediately shut up and stood still, rolling his eyes, trying to come forward but hesitating.

I thought to myself: Oh no, don't tell this guy to run away - there's not much time left until the mission expires, and if he runs again, I'm afraid that even if he catches him, the mission time limit will expire next time! I've got to figure out a way to get the special mission done today!

"I'm talking about fun, but you can't do it?" With a blink of an eye, my coldness disappeared, and I pointed at him with a smile and said, "You're interesting, let's make friends, okay?" ”

"Make a friend?" He was stunned, then smiled hippie, "Isn't that good?" You are a woman, I am a man, even if you are a pure friend, others will not believe it, it is better to ......"

- Sure enough, the three sentences exposed the bottom line!

I feigned disgust, turned my back to him, and said, "If you want further relationships, you also need me to know you deeply, I am not a random person." With his right hand, he pressed the necklace of the open-mouthed rabbit briskly, and quickly took out a medicine bottle from the necklace package - it was made of strange ones, and the geese fell, and I couldn't lose it! I should also be careful not to make the mistake of the wild goose, so as not to attract jokes. If I fail this time, I'm afraid I won't even have a chance to cry.

The bottle of narcotics was held tightly in my hand, and when the man approached, I spilled the bottle, and he was immediately attacked.

He smirked, and stood there shyly. I turned my head, gave him a blank look, and said, "You can't come yet!" How else would I know you? This is my suggestive invitation!

I don't know if it's my delusion, but I vaguely heard a louder "rustle"! The eyelids jumped, and the first inertial reaction thought of Nameless: Secretly troubled, if you dare to make trouble at this time, I must have dialed your kid's skin!

"Okay, I'll come here." - Fortunately, the man still didn't notice it! His eyes narrowed into a line of pleasure, and sure enough, he was a fiery man who couldn't resist the temptation.

- Very well, he made it to the hook! I watched him walk over with a smile on my face, and the autumn breeze seemed to hold its breath and pause cooperatively.