This hurt made me completely distancing myself from feelings, so much so that I concentrated on taking care of the gang and the family, and was unanimously praised by everyone - their impression of me was that I was quiet and gentle, well-behaved and dedicated, not casual, understanding, and a good baby.

- Hehe, what a beautiful misunderstanding! It's not that I don't want to talk about it, it's that I've become resistant to feelings. I fantasize about a beautiful love, but the merciless trampling of it makes me see the reality vividly: I am no longer a little girl in my twenties, and I will never dream of the arrival of a prince charming in an illusory future.

The second scumbag in my life is Long Xiaowu - that's right, it's Long Xiaowu, the martial saint master of the Invincible Family of the ghosts and gods, Uncle Handsome, I once had a leg with Long Xiaowu!

Good tears, this is black history, black history-

Although Long Xiaowu is a master of a generation, he has always been a single, oh no, he is always abandoned by beauties. In order to find a wife, he transferred to my family one day and stayed for half a year, and got along well with the little evil king and the little happiness. When he kept looking for his wife for a week, and Xiao Xingfu matched me with him, my brain was hot and I got married.

really responded to the sentence "Before I got married, my boyfriend treated me like my first love, and after I got married, my husband treated me like an abandonment" - although he was not a bad husband, he was estranged from me, and he didn't even show up for a few days. He takes some tasks, as long as he doesn't have time, I will use his identity to complete the task for him! This is not the most excessive, the most excessive is that he has several brothers, most of whom are foreign, and they like to sneak into Youzhou in his name......

I finally understood why he was always abandoned by the beauties.

I sighed, and I learned from those beauties, and abandoned him unscrupulously.

Fortunately, he didn't want to die, and after returning to the ghost and god invincible family, he won the favor of a female sword fairy named An Ruoxi.

I was single again, and soon ushered in the arrival of the third scumbag, Feiyang.

Thinking of Feiyang, my heart is dripping blood: Damn Feiyang, he was originally the male protagonist I was determined, but I didn't know that he abandoned me and became one of the cannon fodder I couldn't wait to tear apart!

At the beginning, after he was dumped by a certain woman, he asked me frustrated and seriously why I didn't get married, I told me that I didn't want to get married, and I was disgusted with marriage, but he asked me why I wanted to marry Long Xiaowu in the first place, and I was speechless. Later, he proposed to me affectionately, saying that marriage could heal his heartache, and I didn't know which tendon was wrong, so I went straight to register with him! Later, he owed his ex-wife thousands of gold ingots, and the last installment repayment was the two hundred gold ingots I advanced-Feiyang, when you left, do you remember me who once borrowed you two hundred gold ingots!

- Ouch! I don't want to mention him, but when I think of him, my internal injuries are happening again.

A long time ago, I discovered that my two-dimensional world was linked to "three". For example, the three male supporting men I once met, the three scumbags, the shocking area I changed three families, etc., which reminds me of a distant interesting story.

Anyway, when I was still studying, girls always longed for love, and we often talked about intimate affairs - I once said two shocking words that stunned a group of my female classmates.

Event 1: What to do when a beauty is about to be XXOO by a stranger. Female classmate A said viciously: "You must resist, kick him between his feet, even if you can't kick him, you have to kick him so that he can't be a man!" Female classmate B said sadly: "The girls must resist, the key is that we can't compare to the strength of men, what if we can't resist?" Female classmate C said sympathetically: "That must be the most shameful thing for girls, and it will definitely be worse than death." I picked my nose and summed it up in a non-startling voice: "If you can't resist, then enjoy it!" Anyway, rebellion is painful, so why not learn to enjoy it? ”

The girls were dumbfounded.

Event 2: What do you think about getting married, the big thing about girls? Female classmate A said: "Marriage is the most important thing in life, and you must be cautious and cautious. Female classmate B said: "When you like to get married the most, it must be the most beautiful look in life." Female classmate C said: "Alas, one day of marriage, a little unfinished!" I wish I would always be so beautiful. Again, I summed up without being shocked: "It's not easy to be beautiful, if you don't want to be beautiful, you don't think it's too little, so you can just get it three times, so it's enough for you to be beautiful a few times." ”

"Three times? Do you know what it means to be three times? The girls exclaimed, almost breaking their feet.

…… So, my life ended six times by accident, and it was really affected by the ignorance of my school days?

- I've been married six times, am I already an old pearl? I sat in front of the mirror, silently looking at myself, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought: in the past, there was no shortage of masters who specialized in finding wives in the family, some of them came and couldn't find their wives and retreated, and some lived here for a long time...... I stared in the mirror, and I was a young and elegant woman, but my eyes showed a trace of exhaustion: it turned out that my heart was old.

My heart is old, and I don't even bother to catch spring. I decided to be single to the end, so much so that I was such an unceremonious way to send away the cannon fodder men who chased me relentlessly-

Cannon fodder man A: "Little Joe, let's go, let's get married." ”

Me: "Tell me what your zodiac sign is." ”

Cannon fodder man A: "Huh? What are the zodiac signs? ”

Me: "Cut, I don't even know the constellation, what's the use of marrying you?" Dead open, I'm the most annoying uneducated man! ”

Cannon fodder man A was defeated by me.

Cannon fodder man B: "Little Joe, are you willing to marry me?" I'll be good to you for the rest of my life. ”

I rolled my eyes in my heart: This is so familiar to Mao? Even the lines of the marriage proposal remain the same, which is really outdated! I smiled secretly, but said, "Okay, can I know what zodiac sign you are before I get married?" ”

Cannon fodder man B: "I'm an Aries!" ”

Me: "Aries are almost all carrots!" I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone who is dedicated. ”

Cannon fodder man B: "......"

Cannon fodder man C: "Looking for a wife, looking for a wife, Xiao Qiao, do you want to get married?" ”

Me: "No. ”

Cannon fodder man D: "Little Joe, why aren't you married yet?" Do you think I'm suitable? ”

Me: "Not appropriate. ”

The former cannon fodder men ABCDs were full of black lines, and couldn't help but ask in unison: "Gang Leader Qiao, what kind of husband do you want to find?" ”

Me: "I don't know, just let it be!" ”

Cannon fodder: "......"

After blasting away the suitors, my life was back to normal.

However, even I don't know it, my heart is like water, my love is like ice, but spring is quietly coming.

I didn't quit smoking – my marriage to him was completely casual.

Smokers don't quit, male ghost, Cancer, legendary family husband, was originally a member of the Zhan Eternal family. When the lonely little brother fell in love and left the family alone, he was left with an active person in the whole family. I like to make friends with less seduction, and one day I chatted with him, only to find out that they are fellow villagers! Don't seduce me and stroke my palms, and warmly invite him to our family on the spot. He readily agreed, and only then did he really turn around.

I have to say that he is worthy of a Cancer, and he has a good temper to say, but he has been single until now, and he really wants to find a wife, but he can't find it - at that time, Feiyang and I were not divorced.

After Fei Yang and I divorced, I resumed my single days.

He nags intentionally or unintentionally to find a wife.

I didn't want to care, but I couldn't help but care - making the family members happy is one of the obligations of being a patriarch.

And, thinking back to the six times I got married, I suddenly understood what kind of person I need a partner - he doesn't need to be some peerless master, he doesn't have to be rich, he can even be an ordinary person, anyway, we have the Resurrection Stone, if he can't protect me, we will die together, it doesn't matter if I die a thousand times, the most important thing is that he can accompany me to the end of my life.

Therefore, when he was looking for his wife all over the street, I also observed him from time to time.

He is very active, although he is not a master, but he is very capable of fighting, killing and protecting people - whenever someone in the family is bullied by a foreigner and pulls the family fire, he is almost always the first to appear; He's good-natured, and despite the occasional crow's mouth, he really doesn't anger anyone - he often makes jokes about seducing me and the mountain monsters, making fun of them getting smashed in a cart or failing to strengthen their equipment, but they never really get angry......

I didn't quit smoking, and the more I looked at it, the more I looked at it, and decided to take the initiative - we are people who have been married six times, and we can't talk about hypocrisy, not to mention that I don't want to be a white lotus, and I talk about "don't, don't" all day long.

What I need to do is to take the chance.

"Find a companion for cigarette butts!" Less seduces, I once again shouted diligently in the family - cigarette butts are the nickname that seduces me less for not quitting smoking. If you don't quit smoking, you will blush, keep your head down, and keep silent.

I poked him in the shoulder from behind and teamed up with him with a grin.

He was taken aback, his eyes widened, and he stared at me in a daze.

"What? Don't you want to get married? I said in a casual and calm tone, "Don't you want to marry me?" No one knew that when I said this, I regretted in my heart that I had spoken too directly.

He was stunned, speechless.

Not only was he stunned, but even Shao was stupid to seduce me and others.

In the middle of the night, everyone jumped up and shouted, "Red envelopes!" Red envelope! Give the red envelope! ……”

"Help the pig, you've finally opened your mind!" I won't tell you this, but I heard it.

I kept a straight face and said, "You can give red envelopes, but you are not allowed to swagger and send blessings!" "—My criminal record is so serious that I don't even have confidence in myself: I really don't know how long my impulse will last my marriage!

The gang members were all smiles on their faces, and after listening to my words, they really didn't publicize it everywhere, but only cheered loudly in the gang.

So, I got married naturally.