Three steps to marriage: find a matchmaker in Qinglong City to buy a promise ring, and propose to the other party; After agreeing, the two of them will find the matchmaker and the old moon to each take a task called "Sea Oath Mountain Alliance", and task together; After completion, return to the front of the old moon, and the registration will be over.

I wanted to simply register, but I didn't quit smoking, but I was very serious, not only did I hold a simple wedding parade, but also specially invited the gang to enter the auditorium to grab candy.

Although my mouth was too extravagant, my heart was full of joy and I was so moved that I couldn't help it.

If a husband is like this, what more can a wife ask for?

After getting married, we went straight to the cave house.

River crab Wen said that we must be pure in heart and have few desires, so the bed scene is gone.

After several nights of hard work, I gnawed on the ginseng fruit, and passed the good news as I wished: I am pregnant!

- Hi Da Puben!

Pregnancy is a gratifying thing, and the two-dimensional world has a unique name for the baby: the baby we are carrying is called the god, and the god has an initial quality of twenty points before he is born - with a hundred points as full, if you want to improve the quality of the god, it is not to eat more nutritious food, but to kill.

Kill foreigners.

Killing a foreigner will get dozens or even more than a hundred points of merit, and a hundred merits can be exchanged for a little quality, at most ninety times - if the quality still does not reach one hundred after ninety changes, then you can only eat Taishan Panshi San, five hundred gold coins each, one can improve the quality of five points at a time.

Since I became a pregnant woman, I didn't quit smoking and gave me a piece of Mount Tai every day, and I killed people every day to earn more milk powder money......

I was pregnant at the same time, as well as Fat Man and Tu Qiantong.

At the same time, every time they spy at noon, there is also a beautiful scenery in the sunset cities of various countries: a group of pregnant women spontaneously form a team and brutally slash and kill foreigners.

I also go to Shouding every day, with Brother Bao, Fat Man, Tu Qiantong, Mi Luo, Miao Zhandao and Ghost Domain.

Ghost Domain is worthy of being one of the best masters in the gang, he was originally a heavenly master, and then transferred to Ghost Valley, taking action to control the enemy, a top two! Miro and Miao Zhandao are martial saints, and their martial arts value is quite high, and they are both members of his clan.

A few of us walked out of the safe area of Sunset City, went straight to the Sifang Shending not far away, and killed foreigners as soon as we saw them.

The Quartet is a symbol of national strength, the country is destroyed when the tripod moves, and the country is strong when it is prosperous - foreigners sneak into the front of the tripod, steal a piece of the inscription of the god tripod, send it back to the sunset city of the country and put it back on the top of the god tripod of the country is called "stealing the tripod", and we intercept and kill foreigners, do not let them complete the great cause of stealing the tripod, it is to "keep the tripod".

Foreigners steal the ding, and the reward is experience or national prestige; The locals defend the crown, and the reward given is merit or political merit - of course, if a foreigner comes with a gold ingot, we can also kill people and rob some money by the way.

Wave after wave of Leizhou or Yunzhou people rode their various mounts to the front of the Quartet Shending, and reached out to steal the Dingwen. As the guardian of the Ding, we immediately rushed forward when we saw it-

The Martial Saints all "stabbed at the wind" and slashed them with weapons of disillusionment; The Celestial Master is "the fall of the stars", simply releasing the group killing skill; Guigu sometimes "tigers out of the cage", sometimes "draw the ground as a prison"; The Sword Immortal is responsible for the "Golden Snake Entanglement" to fix one of them in case of escape, or participate in sniping, and directly "Lunar Eclipse", "Lunar Eclipse Remnant", "Lunar Eclipse Annihilation", "Vengeance Sword", "Broken Tendon Sword", and "Dark Moon Break" in one go......

For a time, all kinds of "high-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation; The unrestrained foreign atmosphere has depth, and the crazy cool cock is bombed.

The effect of the siege is powerful: except for a few peerless masters who sit on dragon horses, most of the thieves have no power to summon the fight, and they have suddenly become the souls of our swords!

Seeing the unwilling foreigner helplessly using the resurrection stone to come back to life and quickly escape, I turned the feats I had fought all the way into the quality of a god, and I couldn't help but sigh: "It's not easy! I killed one noon, and finally raised the quality to sixty! ”

The ghost domain looked dissatisfied, and hummed softly: "Tsk~ I haven't fought much, they ran away!" There are too few merits, and I haven't finished yet! ”

Miro listened to the ghost domain's complaints, his eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "Old ghost? I didn't expect you to be so good! Usually see that you don't show the mountains and water, dare to hold all the emotions here? ”

Ghost Domain's expression was faint, and he looked like a master, and wrote lightly: "How? If you have a chance in the future, let's kill together? It's also good to get more meritorious deeds, and then you can redeem a lot of rewards? ”

Miro shrunk his neck and whispered, "Then forget it!" I don't want to be hunted down by them—you don't know their virtues: it's fine for them to kill others, but once they've been killed, they hate them like something! I accidentally hacked a guy to death last time, and that guy sent me a private scold in the mail for months, and I almost doubted my life! I'm surprised, is there such an unreasonable?! ”

The fat man laughed and laughed, "Don't pay attention to those crazy people! If you can't do it, you will keep killing until they are convinced! What are you afraid of? Wouldn't it be nice to have more resurrection stones? ”

Miro opened his mouth wide and complained: "It makes sense, I'm speechless!" ”

Tu Qiantong sighed with emotion: "I have made a lot of meritorious contributions with you today, thank you!" Usually I can't beat people, I am always hung and beaten by them, but today I can calculate a bad breath...... Oops, it's just that I've been stealthy these days, low-key and low-key, low-key is good, and I don't want to be chased and cut by them! ”

"Hahahaha!" I looked up to the sky and smiled, "Follow the ghost domain to have meat to eat!" I've never struck so many feats! It's really enjoyable! You don't know, I almost thought I couldn't do it! This pit man's mechanic! ”

Xu is everyone chatted too much, and I said a little less, Brother Bao smiled and quipped: "What about your husband?" Won't you smoke again? Really, your husband can't be trusted, wow? actually let you fight to kill the enemy alone to earn meritorious deeds...... You see how capable the ghost domain is, every noon, he automatically guards the top - he is also quite active, and he is a master, and he is still single, why didn't you think about him in the first place? ”

A cold wind blew, everyone was silent, and there was an indescribable embarrassment on the scene.

- Child's words are unmowed, children's words are unmowed! I recited Amitabha Buddha in my heart for a long time: This wall has ears, not to mention that the ghost domain himself is next to me! I glanced at the Ghost Domain, only to see him glancing at Brother Bao, who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, with a slightly unhappy face.

I patted my little heart's liver, glared at it, and said to Brother Bao: "What nonsense! ”

Brother Bao probably knew that he was speechless, and immediately changed the topic and said, "...... You, when will you give birth? ”

I hurriedly answered: "Three days later-"

"You can give birth to a baby in five days of pregnancy, tsk - this efficiency is fast enough!"

"Isn't it? You also hurry up and give birth to one, I wish you to give birth to a Hu Jiulai as soon as possible! ”

"Wow wow, wow, I'm not pregnant! I'm a big old man pregnant, is that like a talk! ”

"Are you a big man?"

"You, you, you ......!"

Brother Bao and I laughed and laughed, and finally lifted off this embarrassing atmosphere.

In addition to Shouding, I called for smoking and asked him to take me to the Endless Ocean, the Illusory Realm, the North Underworld or Buzhou Mountain to kill people, and kill the heavens and the underground sea, but I didn't occupy the sunset desert of the foreign country - I heard that during pregnancy, the meritorious service was more than 5,000, and there was a chance to give birth to twins; The higher the merit, the better the quality!

For the remaining three days, as soon as I had a free time, I would pull on my cigarette and follow him, and let him kill until he was soft. Soon, I earned more than 10,000 merits, exchanged for a hundred points of god quality early, and successfully made foreigners get angry when they saw me and smoke, and chased me and him desperately - in order to earn enough "milk powder", it was really embarrassing to love Xiaoyan, and he who had always been idle and wild cranes became violent.

Alack! It's all the fault of the quality of the gods - for the future of the gods, we are also quite hard!

Three days later, I gave birth and gave birth to a baby boy.

I secretly felt guilty: I worked hard for five days to give birth to a first-order one-star child, and the fat man next door gave birth to a first-order three-star daughter - the starting point is higher than mine!

However, no matter how late we start, we are not afraid, who let the child paper be the god I gave birth to? I nourish him with the Holy Spirit Fruit to increase his spiritual power, and I don't want him to surpass the daughter of the fat man's family to reach the first order and four stars or above, but I only hope that he can grow up healthily; I also fed him with the fruit of cultivation to increase his level......

A few days later, the baby grows up, and it is a particularly cute little guy: thick eyebrows and big eyes, a small bottle in his mouth, barefoot, wearing a pink belly pocket, and the meat is dunden, which makes people want to hold it in their mouths and hold it in their hearts.

"It's so cute!" I stared intently at the baby.

If you don't quit smoking, you can't hold your baby, and you can't put it down.

"Let's have another one!" I couldn't hold the baby, so I crossed my mouth and muttered, "I'll give you another daughter — you take your daughter with you, so you don't have to take the baby with me." ”

Smoke does not quit and smiled: "So sure it is a daughter, how do you know?" What if it's a boy again? ”

I raised my eyebrows and said, "Would you like to give it a try?" I really hope that you are pregnant, and I also want a Hu Jiu! ”

Smoking does not quit laughing and silent.

After trying again, I was still pregnant.

I sighed and decided to accept my fate: if there is no Hu Jiu, there will be no Hu Jiu, and it is not bad for the baby to be so soft and cute.

The second time I was pregnant, I had experience with smoking and quitting, and I made 20,000 meritorious deeds, and easily earned the quality of a god.

The second child, as I thought, was really a baby girl.

If you don't quit smoking, you finally don't have to grab the baby with me anymore.

Now I have given birth to two children, which is really gratifying.

Life seems to have become quite good: I am a prince, my career has been accomplished, I have both children and relatives, my relatives and friends are here, what is there to be dissatisfied with? It's a pity that the next encounter made me can't help but complain: Grandma's, beautiful or something, it must be an illusion-

This life will always be so cheating daddy!