Chapter 40: Xiangji
The Fat Dog Bar is really dirty, with a strong foot odor, a pungent smell of bad alcohol, a foul smell of urine, and a bad smell of tobacco...... Mixed together, they make up this stinking hodgepodge.
"We should put that sand-pin dog in a sack, he must like the taste." Ah Fei grinned, he had no sense of smell.
"Gan, don't you people here wash their feet?" Shiraki spat the ground.
"Washing feet? It's a fresh word, I haven't heard it in almost five years, and I bet no more than one hand is willing to wipe your ass after shit in this town. Yuba sniffed viciously.
"What a bunch of talent." Shiraki wiped his nose and walked towards the inside of the bar.
"Stop...... Weapons. A tall fat man at the door, nibbling on a chicken leg, stretched out his greasy hand and hooked his finger at the white wood.
"The rules here, you are not allowed to bring weapons into the fat dog bar, which is also my favorite point!" Yuba explained on the side, perhaps because he didn't have any weapons at all, and went to other bars to fight.
"I didn't have a weapon." Bai Mu spread his hands, anyway, his chain blade was hidden in his sleeve, and everything else was in Ah Fei's stomach.
The fat man grinned and hooked Bai Mu's right hand, Bai Mu actually felt an attraction, and his hand was unconsciously pulled upward!
"You can't fool the fat teeth." Yuba explained.
"Magnetic escape?" Bai Mu was taken aback, there are still blood limit ninjas in this ghost place?
However, it doesn't seem that the magnetic escape is the exclusive bloodline of the Wind Shadow of Sand Hidden Village, and in the original book, Troy of the Land of Thunder and the Magnetic Tooth of the Country of Vegetables will also be, but it is not so powerful.
This can also show that this godless town is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
"Hey, hand it over, go in and drink." Fat Fang stretched out a fat hand.
"I'll put it myself, don't lose it." Bai Mu looked at him with disgust, his hands were full of fat, he untied the butcher knife chain blade on his arm, and put it on the cabinet next to him.
"Don't worry, the fat dog still has this reputation." Yuba also made a guarantee.
Maybe this magnetic fat tooth ability is not strong, and the weapon in Ah Fei's stomach is not perceived.
The two walked through the noisy crowd, crossed their legs, and walked to the counter, Yuba buckled his fingers and buckled the table hard, shouting loudly to overpower the noise around him: "Hey! Fat dog! Guests are coming! ”
A middle-aged one-eyed man with a thin appearance at the counter replied coldly without raising his head: "Pay off the wine money you owe first." ”
"This is the fat dog? Skinny dogs, right? Ah Fei's mouth was very fast, and Bai Mu was too late, but fortunately, the fat dog boss didn't look up at all, and he didn't know that this sentence was said by a cat.
"My grandfather's name is Fat Dog." The thin boss continued to wipe the wooden wine glasses with dirty rags that could not be seen in their original color.
"Phew~ It's still an ancestral bar." Shiraki whistled.
"Please, old man, didn't I see that I brought a friend this time? Don't let me lose face, okay? Yuba pleaded.
"Pay back the money for the drink first." The fat dog's face was indifferent, and he did not waver at all.
"Let me do it, two good bottles of wine and a plate of roasted peas." Shiraki lined up nine thousand-dollar bills on the counter.
Some of this little money was exchanged for silver tickets in the small town on the road, and some of it was searched by those Lang Shinobi's corpses.
There was no difference in the eyes of the fat dog boss, as if he was used to seeing the scene of the fat sheep being slaughtered, he put away the nine thousand taels of bills on the table without saying a word, turned around and rang a bell, and shouted to the kitchen: "Two bottles of ale, a plate of baked beans." ”
After that, he ignored the two of them.
"Don't think about mixing water, I practice water escape, I can taste it if it's a little light!"
Yuba dropped a sentence and took Shiraki to sit in the corner of the tavern, this is the place with the worst atmosphere, only drunken fools come to sit, everyone comes to the tavern just to make a scene, almost all around a broken wooden table to make noise, so this table is quite clean.
"Nine thousand taels for two bottles of ale? How much do you owe? Bai Mu frowned, even if the black shop in his previous life was 900 yuan, he should have made two bottles of fake foreign wine, right?
"Bah, I'd like to owe more, is the fat dog willing? I owe two thousand taels, you don't know how expensive wine is now, there is a war outside, food is already tight, you can't eat enough, let alone make wine, plus the world is chaotic, those damn greedy businessmen don't want to come out to do business, and we don't produce wine here, of course it's expensive! Yuba explained viciously.
As soon as he explained this, Bai Mu understood that in the war years of the previous life, in order to ensure that there was enough food, he would even issue a ban on alcohol, but the country of fire has always been rich, and it has not been embarrassed to this point.
Most of the reason for the high price of alcohol here is that the merchants are not safe to do business, they are reluctant to go to high-risk areas, and they have to hire a lot of ninjas every time they go out, which increases the cost a lot.
On the way here, Shiraki killed a lot of Langnin and Liukou, and also saw a lot of overturned caravan wagons, which contained many broken wine bottles.
Soon two bottles of ale and a plate of roasted peas were placed on the plate, and it turned out to be a wheat-complexed girl, with a rather delicate face, and her slender legs.
"Oh! Bastard, look, what's in Xiangji's hand! ”
"Oh...... A full bottle of ale! ”
"Shhh...... It's been almost five years since anyone ordered a full bottle of ale......"
"I've ...... for 10 years"
"It's two bottles of ......"
"My goddess...... We should bow down to it! ”
The whole bar fell silent instantly, and everyone pursed their dry lips, staring at the wine bottle in the girl's hand, their eyes continued to ripple with the swaying bright yellow liquid, and they solemnly bent down to salute.
The sound of swallowing saliva is like the sound of the waves.
"It's just two bottles of wine...... As for this? "Bai Mu felt like a fat sheep with an old hat.
"You don't understand the meaning of this wine, it yearns for freedom." Yuba's greedy eyes stared at Xiangji who was walking slowly, like a hungry hyena staring at a piece of rotten meat.
"Lao Ba, you really took shit luck to pick up such a fat sheep." Xiangji didn't have any service attitude at all, and viciously poked the two bottles of wine on the table, and slapped the roasted beans on the table, and the beans shook and rolled all over the table, falling to the ground and being quickly taken away by mice.
"There's always some good luck when it's over, isn't it, little Xiangji?" Yuba smiled evilly, and his hand dishonestly stretched out from under the table to Xiangji's sturdy thigh.
Swish!
Bai Mu didn't see what was happening, and there was already a blood mark on the back of Yuba's hand.
Xiangji inserted a polished shiny kunai back into his boots, as if he was used to this kind of life, and he didn't even have any angry look.
"Oh, damn little wildcat, your paws are fast again!" Yuba hurriedly tore off a dirty strip of cloth from the corner of his clothes and wrapped it around his hands.
"It's your body that's rusty again, and the knives have been replaced by lazy dogs who drink alcohol!" Not to be outdone, Xiangji scolded back.
"! Keep my knife for me, and I'll come back to redeem it when I'm done! Yuba liked the word Bai Mu just said very much, and felt that it was very imposing.
With two bangs, Xiangji smashed the lid of the ale bottle with his plate, and countless foams immediately poured out of the bottle, splashing the two of them with bits and pieces of ale on their faces.
Oh~~~! The tavern roared like a wave, as if the ale was sprayed on their faces, and the eyes that looked at Bai Mu became more and more greedy, but it was a pity that he had already put on the red fat sheep badge.
Xiangji turned around and left on two long legs, which was the smoothest path she had ever walked, because everyone's attention was fixed on the two bottles of ale, and Xiangji could often see that the whole bottle of ale was not opened every year.
"I'll tell you the truth, I like this girl." Bai Mu wiped the ale wine on his face and said to Yuba unabashedly.
"Is it this wild taste? Everybody loves Shanki, but if you want to do anything to her, his fat dog daddy will let you know what pain is. Yuba stretched out his fingers to wipe the spilled wine off the table, stuffed it into his mouth and sucked greedily, showing an expression of great enjoyment.
"Che, do you think I'm like that?" Shiraki smiled.
"I can see that you are a real villain, even if you are disguised as a simple child on the outside, your eyes are perverted, and you belong here!" Yuba smiled wickedly, revealing a mouthful of rotten teeth.
"I don't think it's enough to break your two front teeth." Shiraki gestured with a middle finger.