Chapter 39: Horn~~~
The two didn't fight, and Yuba instead recommended himself as Shiroki's guide, introducing everything about Godless Town, even though Shiraki kept claiming that he didn't need any guides.
The whole town is full of taverns, technologists, casinos, all kinds of drunken drunkards shouting and shouting in broad daylight, and there is always a body on the ground where the sewage flows every few steps, I don't know if it is dead or asleep.
Chaos, disorder, filth, stench, sinful, greedy......
This town is made up of these inferior words.
"A rookie like you with fine skin and tender meat, if no one takes it with you, you won't be able to get to the night, and you will be stunned by someone and go to the sales institute to get your ass." Yuba tries his best to prove that he is worthy.
"And what about me, where will I be sold? How's the hotel? Ah Fei in the form of a cat smiled, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth.
"Oh...... Damn, a cute, talking cat! Your presence will make the drunks of Godless Town empty all the sacks! Yuba's eyes were about to come out: "Those noble ladies of the Daimyo Mansion can empty their family property to buy you." ”
"Oh? I like green sacks, it's healthier. Ah Fei grinned unworriedly.
Bai Mu thought about it, but was still worried about getting into trouble: "Ah Fei still don't speak." ”
"Uh-huh, don't think that you can survive in Godless Town if you can fight, often those who die can be beaten, and these bastards will make any tricks." Yuba was very satisfied with Shiraki's reaction, in this case, the cat was his own.
This is as a price for knocking out two front teeth.
"Where's the money exchange?" Shiraki wasn't interested in wandering around the-covered streets.
"Oh? Are you going to delegate a task? You can find me, without going through the commission of the gold exchange, I used to be the upper shinobi of Yuyin Village, the price is cheap and affordable, up to assassinating the Hokage, down to taking a dog's life, I will take it. Yuba tapped his forehead.
"And then take the commission money and leave?" Bai Mu snorted coldly, the high percentage of the gold exchange is high, but at least it is guaranteed, looking for these bastards to do private work, I am afraid that I will never want to find them in this life.
"Please, you should trust Old Yuba, he is the most reputable mercenary ninja in this town, and his work ethic is as strong and solid as the ass of the three generations of Thunder Shadow!" The Rain Monster shouted.
"Ahaha...... The ass of the three generations of Thunder Shadow! Ah Fei was almost out of breath laughing: "I should have come to the ninja world earlier, there are too many funny jokes, I will definitely try to be strong when I have the opportunity." ”
Bai Mu almost laughed out loud, this rain is a little interesting, the three generations of Thunder Shadow are the men who are known as the strongest shields......
"Ding!"
"Get Mission: Pinch the Ass of the Three Generations of Thunder Shadows"
"Reward: ......"
"Oh, the pit daddy system, don't tell me about the reward, even if it's 10,000 gold coins, I won't pinch it." Shiraki directly vetoed this task, which is simply death.
"Think about it, my sword is so fast that you can't even see a shadow." Yuba tried his best to sell himself, but unfortunately he didn't look like he was hiding a sword all over his body, could it really be a shadowless sword?
"I'm not entrusting tasks, I'm looking for people." Shiraki replied.
"Looking for someone? I'm better at finding people! In the whole godless town, even if it is cats and dogs, if there is a name, there is no one I don't know! Yuba patted his chest and said.
"Hey, old dog Yuba, when will you pay the money you owe for the wine?" A tavern owner on the side of the road who went out to pour manure cursing.
"Phew, why should I pay back the wine money I owe based on my ability! Don't affect the uncle's wealth! Yuba spat back a mouthful of old phlegm.
", don't let me see you again in my shop!" Wow...... A basin of manure water was directly spilled over.
"Grass, is it so sloppy?" Shiraki jumped three meters away and was almost splashed, but fortunately he was able to dodge quickly.
"I can't help it, people just like it." Yuba patted the filth on his feet: "By the way, who are you looking for?" ”
"Kakuto, is he here?" Shiraki stopped and looked into Yuba's eyes.
If you want to hire a ninja and not be a soldier in Iwakuin Village, the fastest way is to hug a thigh that has been famous for a long time.
"Horn...... Kakuto? You're looking for that old ...... Old...... Old...... What are the old-timers doing?! Hearing the name of Jiaodu, Yuba's momentum weakened suddenly, and he didn't say any dirty words that he had been holding back for a long time.
"Nonsense, of course there's something, do you know where the horns are?" Shiraki rolled his eyes.
"Shh......h That old monster is very unpopular here...... At the mention of his name, the group is like a mouse hearing a cat bark! Yuba looked sneakily from side to side, lowering his voice, but fortunately there was no one around.
"Horn~~~" Ah Fei dragged out his voice and came to a tenor......
Suddenly, all the people around, even the drunkards, instantly raised their heads, and their eyes were full of fear and looked around.
Yuba hurriedly covered Ah Fei's mouth: "Death!" The name can't be mentioned here! ”
After listening for a long time, there was no second "all" word, and everyone regained their trajectory, should fight, should be drunk.
"Ho ho Ah Fei laughed.
"Can you tell me more about that?" Shiraki is suddenly interested in the corners outside of anime.
"Of course! But...... How can anyone say that they don't give money in vain? You'll have to treat me to two drinks! Yuba shook his eyebrows maliciously.
"Okay, you can choose the place, you want the best tavern, I won't drink bad wine." Shiraki is also quite bold, how much can it cost to drink?
"No problem! I know exactly which tavern in this town likes to mix water with wine and which one likes to mix wine with water. Yuba slapped his chest heavily.
"Fat Dog Bar"
A rotten house made of rotten wooden planks seemed to be blown down by a gust of wind, and a fat dog painted with paint on the signboard had long been mottled and could not see its shape.
"I'll let you pick the best, and this is the best bar you're looking for?" Shiraki pinched his nose and looked at the noisy inside of the bar, the pig farms were cleaner than here.
"Hey, little ghost, you want the best bar, not the cleanest bar, whether the bar is good or not, depends on the atmosphere! You know the atmosphere? Yuba grinned.
"Okay, that's it, I don't think it's much stronger anywhere else." Shiraki looked at the surrounding "Pig's Head Bar", "Broken Pot Bar", and "Rabbit Bar" and shook his head.
"Here, take this." Yuba handed over a dirty red armband and smiled obscenely: "This is the mark of the distinguished guest of the gold exchange, with it, no one dares to provoke you, otherwise you will have fine skin and tender meat like you...... Hey, hey, hey......"
"Why didn't I? Am I not a distinguished guest? "Ah Fei wants it too.
"Okay, I'll get you one too!" Yuba took it out in his arms, took out a red armband, turned it over and spat at it, wiped it evenly and stuck it on Ah Fei's head.
Ah Fei smiled at this time.
"The meaning of this thing should be: this fat sheep is being targeted, and others are not allowed to interfere." Shiraki looked at the goat pattern on the armband, and still attached the armband to his arm.
Yuba's smile froze on his face: "It turns out that you ...... You know? ”
"Heh, this trick was eliminated in our Zu'an Village twenty years ago." Shiraki sneered.
"And you still wear it?" Yuba was puzzled.
"An old dog with bad intentions is better than a pack of annoying flies, and I hope this old dog can hold the scene down."
"Don't worry, no one dares to interfere with the people I am eyeing." Yuba grinned again, revealing a rotten tooth without a gate.