In the afternoon, in the professional classroom.

Four good Chinese friends sat in the corner of the last row and started today's chatting and checking in.

Li Mingxuan: "Hey, fourth, you recruited from the truth." What did you do at noon? Why didn't you go back to the dormitory? I called you to eat and didn't answer, did you hook up with a good lady? ”

Han Feng: "No, no, third brother, you can't just slander my innocence." I went to the library to borrow a book, so I muted my phone. ”

Lu Zhiang: "I see that your kid went to the library to find the little sister, right?" How about the fourth? Isn't the young lady in the library pretty? ”

Han Feng listened carefully to the class, and subconsciously said: "It's very beautiful, it's not that you listen to my explanation, I just made a mistake in the tongue, that ......"

Lu Zhiang: "Okay, okay, we all understand." You don't have to explain the fourth, we believe you. ”

Li Mingxuan: "Yes, we believe that you must have gone to see the young lady." ”

A look of grief and indignation appeared on Han Feng's honest and simple face, it was over, and the character couldn't be saved.

"Hey, why don't you speak? How? Got a dumb pill? Lu Zhiang turned his head, and then saw Ji Mo struggling at the lesson plan with a serious face, grabbing his hair from time to time.

"Lao Tzu said a hammer, the day after tomorrow will be in Professor Mu's class, and if you don't memorize it quickly, Lao Tzu will have to be publicly executed."

At the end of the season, he felt that he might be dying, because he hadn't actually touched a textbook in seven or eight years.

Now he looks at the lesson plan as if he were reading a book from heaven. Full of brains, little pot friend, do you have a lot of question marks?

Li Mingxuan: "So that's the reason why you memorize electives in your major classes?" Second brother, you are so careful that you fail the professional course. ”

At the end of the season: "Third child, do you know why my grandfather lived to be one hundred and three years old?" ”

"No, really, second brother? Is your grandfather so good? Tell my second brother quickly, I want to study and study, and I want to live to be one hundred and three years old. Li Mingxuan couldn't wait.

End of the season: "Because my grandfather was never nosy." ”

Li Mingxuan: "......"

"From now on, don't bother brother, brother is going to enter the sage mode." At the end of the season, the ultimate endorsement method began, covering the ears.

"The classmate in the back row who covered his ears! Are you disgusted that what I'm saying is too ugly, don't think I'm old and dizzy when I'm old, stand up and answer this question! ”

In the decades of teaching career of the old professor, what storms and waves have not been encountered? Watching movies, playing games, sleeping, eating instant noodles, and picking feet......

But it was the first time he had met someone who covered his ears in a professional class, which completely subverted the old professor's three views, and his mustache was about to rise up.

"Second, second, don't carry it. The professor tells you to get up and answer the question. Lu Zhiang touched the end of the season next to him with his elbow and didn't listen to what was going on outside the window, and only wanted to memorize the lesson plan.

"Why did you touch Lao Tzu, didn't Lao Tzu say that he wanted to memorize the lesson plan?" At the end of the season, he glared at Lu Zhiang fiercely, with a look on his face, you don't give me a reason Lao Tzu will kill you today.

"Carry a hammer lesson plan, stand up quickly, the professor will ask you to answer the question." Lu Zhiang's face was a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and he didn't know the expression of a good person.

"What?" The end of the season was stunned for a second, then he stood up and turned his head to look at the old professor on the podium.

"You...... Hello, Professor. ”

"Here, answer this question." The old professor asked with a dark face, pointing to a short-answer question on the blackboard.

"That...... Professor, I won't. ”

"Then why are you covering your ears?"

"I ...... I...... That one...... Professor...... I...... My ears hurt and I had otitis media. ”

"Are you really foolish? Copy me what I said in this lesson ten times! Leave it to me tomorrow in class, and you won't need to write the next class if you can't finish it! Sit down! ”

"Okay, Professor." Ji Mo sat down with a sad face, feeling if he had been kicked out of the house by God's father. Otherwise, why has there been a lot of bad luck lately, Lao Tzu is really a fighter among non-chiefs.

After class, several people walked on the way to the cafeteria......

At the end of the season: "Boss, you help me write the transcription, and I will reduce your breakfast for a month." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Phew, who do you look down on, but I look for Lao Tzu for a month, Lao Tzu won't bird you." ”

Season Finale: Phew! Dog stuff!

At the end of the season: "The third child?" ”

Li Mingxuan: "Don't look at my second brother, I have a shadow on copying books, and I have a headache when I hear these two words, let alone write." ”

At the end of the season: "Why don't you have a shadow on the young lady?" ”

Li Mingxuan: "The young lady makes me happy, but copying books can only make my mother happy." ”

Season End: "......"

At this time, Han Feng on the side suddenly said weakly: "Then I'll write it for you, second brother." ”

End of the season: "Look at you two wolf-hearted things." At the critical moment, you have to look at the fourth child, righteous enough, what is a brother? That's what you call a brother! ”

Han Feng: "That...... That, second brother. I...... I'm not done yet, I ...... That one...... I want breakfast for two months. ”

Season Finale: Phew! Dogs are so special.

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In the school cafeteria, the four brothers were as deep as the sea and slumped on the chair with a comfortable face after they were full of wine and food. A small toothpick in each hand, the movement is neat and uniform, and the left hand and right hand are in slow motion.

Lu Zhiang: "The brothers don't have classes in the afternoon, let's play ball together." ”

Li Mingxuan: "This can be had." ”

Han Feng: "Plus one." ”

At the end of the season: "Don't go, Lao Tzu has to study hard." ”

Lu Zhiang: "Second brother, you will lose us like this." ”

At the end of the season: "If you don't do this, you will lose me forever the day after tomorrow." ”

Li Mingxuan: "Then you go, go all the way, second brother, you will live in our hearts forever." ”

Han Feng: "Why don't you transfer two months' breakfast money to me first, second brother?" I'll almost be able to finish it for you tonight, second brother. ”

At the end of the season, he turned away with a blank face, the breeze was blowing, and the sun was just right.

It's time to refresh Detective Conan.

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At the end of the season, he pushed open the door to the library, and hey, this book was enough for him to see the earth explode. Then he walked around with the lesson plan.

Well, this young lady is okay, 70 points. Well, this one is not bad either, 75 points. Wow, this one is amazing, 90 points! Hey? How does it sound familiar? Liuda school flower?

Liu Yiran was sitting at a table in the corner of the library at the moment, looking at the comic book with relish, when she suddenly felt a malicious gaze coming at her. subconsciously raised his head, and then looked at the end of the season with a thief's eyebrows and rat eyes, and a cheap and awe-inspiring face.

"Senior Brother Ji? What a coincidence! Are you here to borrow a book? ”

"Oh, Senior Sister Liu, I'm here to learn." At the end of the season, he shook the lesson plan in his hand awkwardly, Nima, is this woman's sixth sense so strong?

"Senior Brother Ji is quite studious, oh by the way, Senior Brother Ji, do you have time tonight? I haven't thanked you properly for what happened last time. You've done my senior sister a great favor, so tonight, senior sister will invite you to a big dinner. Liu Yiran lowered her head and looked at the watch on her wrist and said to the end of the season.

"That...... I'm sorry Sister Liu. I happen to have something to do tonight, let's go another day, Senior Sister Liu. I'll ask you another day. ”

"Okay, Senior Brother Ji, but if you have time, you must remember to find Senior Sister. It just so happens that the senior sister is going to class, so you can sit here with me, junior brother. ”

"That's really thanks to Senior Sister Liu, I haven't had any empty seats after looking around." I have to say that this colonel's flower row noodles are absolutely in place, she sits alone at such a big table, and there is no one around who dares to come over to talk.

Phew, a bunch of cowards! Look at Lao Tzu! The colonel was in a hurry to go on a date with me, but I refused.

"You're welcome, Senior Brother Ji." After speaking, Liu Yiran picked up the comics and walked out of her seat.

"Goodbye, Senior Brother Ji, you must remember to find Senior Sister."

"Okay, Senior Sister Liu."

Ji Mo looked at the comic book in Liu Yiran's hand and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. Reading comics in the library, the style of the school flower is really unusual.

Today! No one can stop him from studying hard and making progress every day!

Neither does the school flower!

He said it!