Chapter 11: Lu Zhiang who was double-killed
At the end of the season, I walked out of the office building and looked at the thick pile of lesson plans in my hand, and the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and the more angry I became.
Then he slammed into the ground with a thud, lifted his foot and stepped on it heavily.
Ji Mo looked at the lesson plan at his feet with a hearty smile on his face, and then quickly looked around. After finding that no one was paying attention, he hurriedly removed his feet and squatted down to pick them up and wipe the footprints on them.
If this Nima was known by that woman to know that she had the audacity to step on her lesson plan, it would not blow up his dog's head.
As everyone knows, at this time, Mu Yao was standing in front of the office window, watching all the criminal process at the end of the season. It was so clear that he didn't even blink his eyes, and his beautiful face gradually became gloomy......
At the end of the season, I picked up the lesson plan and flipped through it, what are you kidding? So much has this Nima taught in one lesson? And what kind of class representative is Rausch, who still needs a class representative for elective courses?
Ji Mo took out his mobile phone with a fierce face and called Lu Zhiang without hesitation. I learned that this dead fat man was actually playing a game in the dormitory. I almost didn't blow up my lungs at the end of the season. So he quickened his pace and hurried back to the dormitory in a rage.
As soon as I reached the door, I heard a noise in the dormitory.
Lu Zhiang: "Damn, Lao Tzu has been knocked down, there are people in the front room, the third child, you quickly seal a cigarette, help me up, let's kill these old coins." ”
Li Mingxuan: "Okay, boss. I'll throw a cigarette and I'll come to your rescue right away, boss, you hold on. ”
Lu Zhiang: "! Why did you throw a thunder! You're doing it on purpose! ”
"I'm so sorry, boss. I accidentally threw it wrong and I apologize to you. Li Mingxuan resisted the urge to laugh and stiffened his face.
Lu Zhiang: "There is a hammer to apologize!" You dog thing must be on purpose, you wait for Lao Tzu for a while and go to the radio station, and immediately make your dog thing famous all over the world. ”
Li Mingxuan: "Boss, I was wrong, I really didn't mean to, or I'll warm your bed tonight, right?" ”
Lu Zhiang looked at Li Mingxuan's good-looking face and fell into deep thought......
Li Mingxuan saw Lu Zhiang's serious expression, and suddenly the chrysanthemum tightened, and asked with a panicked face: "No, isn't it the boss?" I'm kidding, you're not going to take it seriously, are you? ”
Lu Zhiang: "How could it be, how could I take it seriously." Haha, you think too much about the third child. ”
Li Mingxuan looked at Lu Zhiang's somewhat obscene gaze, and didn't feel a trace of security.
Lu Zhiang, who had stopped, suddenly felt a murderous aura in his back, his back was cold, and he subconsciously turned his head.
Then I saw the expressionless Ji Mo standing behind him, looking at him quietly, with a murderous look in his eyes. He subconsciously froze the smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Yikes! Why are you back, second child? Why didn't he make a sound, he scared Lao Tzu. It's like a ghost. What's wrong with you, this look is weird and scary. ”
"Have fun, boss."
"Also...... It's okay. ”
"Lao Tzu makes you okay! Look at Lao Tzu, don't kill you dead fat man today! Ji Mo threw the lesson plan on the bed, stepped forward and locked Lu Zhiang's neck, his expression gradually becoming hideous.
"Ahem, second brother, if you have something to say, let's not use force."
"Lao Tzu said a hammer! That's how you teach Lao Tzu? ”
"Brother, I was wrong, you listen to me explain to you. You let go first, you're going to die! ”
At the end of the season, his arm slowed down a bit. "Say it, I'll see how you explain it."
"Brother, tell me what happened to you first."
"What's wrong? Lao Tzu was called to the office by Professor Mu for a combination of punches, and asked Lao Tzu to memorize the lesson plan, and asked Lao Tzu to be her class representative. ”
"Hey, I said, second, isn't that good? Don't you know what's wrong. Others can't be if they want to. You don't even know how popular Sister Fairy is. ”
"Lao Tzu used her as a hammer, look at the lesson plan, can people memorize it? I'm going to take the exam in the next class, and if I can't memorize it, I'll bear the consequences. ”
Lu Zhiang looked at the thick pile of lesson plans on the bed out of the corner of his eye, and swallowed hard.
Is this Nima fairy sister so ruthless?
"Second child, listen to me tell you, I'm also innocent, so I went to class obediently and didn't do anything. How do I know why Professor Mu is so cruel to you, maybe people are dissatisfied with you last time. ”
"You're so innocent of a hammer, you're innocent, she just finished class, she called Lao Tzu to the office for a scourge. It's not that you didn't act well, and it was known that Lao Tzu was looking for someone to replace her class. ”
"Second brother, you have wronged me, but Professor Mu knows what you look like. Professor Mu recognized me by name, and he deliberately called me twice. But I think the fairy sister is very easy to talk to? It didn't bother me at all to know that I was going to teach you a lesson. Who knows why you are so angry with you, is it because you have abandoned others from the beginning to the beginning and become Chen Shimei. But there shouldn't be this possibility, how can the fairy sister of the second child, who looks like a bear, fall in love with you. ”
"Dare to talk to Lao Tzu, see that Lao Tzu doesn't pick your skin today. Why didn't you choose Professor Mu's class for me, can Lao Tzu become like this! At the end of the season, a wave of anger welled up in his heart, and he tightened his arms fiercely.
"Ahem, brother, dear brother. I was wrong, I won't talk nonsense, you let go, I'm dying. Breakfast for a month! Elder brother. Two months! Moon! If you don't agree, strangle me. ”
"Deal. One less meal, Lao Tzu will peel you, boil oil, and light a sky lantern. Ji Mo let go of his arm and said viciously.
"Don't worry, second child, the handsome man is more than a word, and the horse is difficult to chase. Ahem. ”
Li Mingxuan watched this scene from the sidelines, and couldn't help but feel a little Jiujiu in his heart. If Lao Tzu does a vote like the second child, will he be able to snatch the recording back?
In this way, you don't have to be threatened by this dead fat man to do something that you are unwilling to do.
Lu Zhiang looked at Li Mingxuan, who was staring at him intently, with a malicious face, and said angrily: "Third child, you dog thing, look at a hammer!" Do you want to be famous again! ”
Li Mingxuan suddenly became angry in his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts. He stood up with a brush and stretched out his arms to strangle Lu Zhiang's neck.
"You dead fat man still dare to threaten Lao Tzu, the tiger doesn't make a threat, really take Lao Tzu as a dayline baby! Deleted the recording for Lao Tzu! Immediately! Right away! ”
"No, brother, dear brother. You listen to me explain, I didn't record at all. I didn't have a mobile phone at the time, didn't the mobile phone be collected by the instructor, what did I record? ”
Li Mingxuan felt that his IQ had been seriously insulted. Thinking that he was threatened by this dead fat man again and again to do some unseemly things, he felt that his man's dignity had been pressed to the ground by this dead fat man and rubbed repeatedly.
Suddenly he was furious, and his arm was slammed hard. "Lao Tzu will kill you today, a dead fat man, do the right thing for heaven and eliminate harm for the people! Justice for the innocent victims! ”
"Brother, I was wrong, brother. Like the second child, breakfast for three months! How about a small life? ”
Li Mingxuan immediately let go of his arm without the slightest hesitation. Nonsense, strangled this pig and ate peanuts.
Isn't breakfast fragrant for three months?