004. Take a bath first in case of indecision (new book for recommendation)
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Shangguan female official thinks it's very strange, because today's son of heaven is wrong.
At first, when she heard the Son of Heaven say that she had forgotten a lot of things, the female official thought that the Son of Heaven was sick.
I was shocked at the time.
Later, he was asked by the Son of Heaven about things that could not be said and offended Tianwei.
Shangguan and the female official thought that she was dead, but the Son of Heaven was probably deliberately trying to find a reason, and it was possible to kill herself.
But the Son of Heaven not only did not get angry, but announced as usual that he would cancel the early dynasty.
Although this son of heaven, from the beginning of his accession to the throne, he was very diligent and only slept two or three hours a day. The rest of the time, I am dealing with government affairs, and I can't wait to do everything by myself.
But they are already uncomfortable to the point of amnesia, and it is understandable that they are not early today.
It's just that later, the female official Shangguan discovered that today's Son of Heaven has forgotten more than just about herself.
The Son of Heaven has forgotten even a lot of common sense in life.
For example, eating, rubbing teeth, etc., and then to the back, the Son of Heaven has to go to the toilet.
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The key is not to let the palace maid go in to help, the Son of Heaven has to come by himself!
Now, a group of palace maids and eunuchs are waiting outside the private room dedicated to the Son of Heaven.
A palace maid hesitated a little and asked the female official on the side:
"Shang Gong, it's been a long time since the Son of Heaven has been in, why don't we go in and have a look?"
The position of Shangguan female official is the Imperial Palace, and it is naturally no problem to call her a female official, or Shanggong.
On weekdays, when the emperor went to the toilet, they were all served by palace maids, and as for those eunuchs, they could only do some chores outside on weekdays.
Such intimate things as going to the toilet, bathing, changing clothes, etc., the Son of Heaven will not use those eunuchs.
"The Son of Heaven has a fate, just wait here."
Although the female official Shangguan said this on her lips, she was still very strange in her heart.
Emperor...... What are you doing in there?
Wu Qiong gave herself a physiological health lesson inside.
This Nima is much more exciting than the P station......
However, the clothes of this son of heaven are really not ordinary cumbersome, and after taking them off, Wu Qiong can't wear them at all.
In the end, he still called the Shangguan female officials and came in to help him put on his clothes.
Shangguan female officials are also very strange, I don't know how the Son of Heaven can take off like this when he goes to the toilet.
But she didn't dare to say, let alone ask.
After that, the Son of Heaven was strange all day.
In the past, the Son of Heaven had already sat down to read books, practice calligraphy, practice martial arts, meet with ministers, and review chapters.
But today's Son of Heaven, walking left and right, insisted on walking around the entire Weiyang Palace, inside and out, and asked many strange questions:
"Can I get out of the palace?"
"I don't have a male concubine, do I?"
Of course, the Son of Heaven can't go out of the palace casually, because the official office yamen is at the palace gate.
All the officials are working in the yamen of the official office, and when they see the Son of Heaven leaving the palace, they will definitely come over one by one to drag the Son of Heaven Luan, and it is impossible to let the Son of Heaven out of the palace.
As for sneaking through the back door......
Then wait to be drowned in the snowflake music.
If the Son of Heaven is willful, the consequences are very serious.
And the male concubine ...... The Son of Heaven who is only twenty-eight years old, of course there is none!
Then it's time to bathe.
Shangguan female officials only wore obscene clothes, on the edge of the bath, when they helped the Son of Heaven bathe.
I felt that the eyes of the Son of Heaven looking at her were a little hot, not only that, but the Son of Heaven often lowered his head and looked at his body.
The face is red and the ears are red......
Subsequently, the Son of Heaven went back to the Taiji Hall for rest at night.
The female official Shangguan also breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, the Son of Heaven didn't do anything else strange. I hope that tomorrow, the Son of Heaven will be able to do business as usual.
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Wu Qiong was lying on the bed, no, it should be called the dragon bed, and the whole person was still a little blindfolded.
If you want to say that it is actually quite difficult to accept that you have crossed over to become a female emperor.
In addition to bathing, the heart is full of joy. Other times, Wu Qiong was a little worried.
When you are a female emperor, what is the difference between this and a eunuch going to the Qinglou?
But forget it, if you come to it, you can never kill myself, right? Let's take a look at the basics today.
Starting tomorrow, I, a traverser, will start to show my skills!
First of all, let's start by finding out the situation of the hundred officials.
Wu Qiong, who was thinking about everything, fell asleep in a sleepy mood.
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Modern, Shanglu City.
[Knock knock! 】
[Knock knock! 】
Under the sound of slamming the door, Wu Qiong was woken up.
He only felt that his head was splitting, and that feeling was like drinking a lot of wine.
But I wandered around the palace yesterday, and I ate a lot of good things, but I didn't drink!
Could it be that someone poisoned me in my meal yesterday?
Made, this emperor is really not good......
Wu Qiong thought a lot at this moment, and then he opened his eyes slightly and saw the bedside table in front of him, as well as the desk lamp on the cabinet, the mobile phone on the side, and a pair of trousers......
Wu Qiong sat up in shock and looked around.
"Grass! What the hell was I dreaming yesterday? ”
Wu Qiong couldn't help shouting, and then hurriedly lifted her quilt.
"Grass! You're back, cow! ”
At this moment, Wu Qiong couldn't help but burst into tears.
If it is between the emperor and the cow, let Wu Qiong choose.
Wu Qiong chooses cows.
Go to the Dog Emperor!
But why the hell did I sleep naked? I don't have the habit of sleeping naked!
Wu Qiong was looking at her bare body in a daze, trying to recall what happened yesterday.
I had a long, long, realistic spring dream of being a female emperor. It's too little to give a full score to that body, Wu Qiong not only looked good, but also touched it.
Isn't it just a spring dream!
I came home from overtime, played Honor of Kings, and then went to sleep. Doesn't seem to have anything else to do!
Wu Qiong was trying to think about it when she heard the sound of slamming the door again.
"Knock knock!"
And the sound of my cousin yelling.
"Brother! Open the door! ”
Wu Qiong then remembered that her cousin seemed to say that she was arranging a sorority for herself.
"Stop howling! I'm getting dressed! ”
Wu Qiong rubbed her head and got up, then hurriedly put on her four-legged pants and casually put on a T-shirt.
I found that the room was really messy, just like a thief in the house.
Wu Qiong walked all the way to the door of the room and opened the door.
Then he saw his cousin, Wu Xingxing, standing at the door with his arms in his arms.
"Brother! You don't need to donate your mobile phone to people in need, and yesterday morning, no one answered your phone, or you didn't speak, and you called today and turned it off. ”
Wu Xingxing complained as he walked in, but Wu Qiong looked confused.
"When did you call me yesterday? Didn't you just send me a message in the evening? ”
After Wu Qiong finished speaking, Wu Xingxing looked at Wu Qiong with a ghost-like expression and said:
"Brother, do you have a fever and your brain is burned out? Also, why is your house in such a mess, and there are thieves in the house? ”
"You've just burned out your brain."
Wu Qiong patted the top of Wu Xingxing's head, and then walked towards the kitchen.
The house is really messy, all the shoe cabinet doors have been opened, shoes have been turned over, the living room is also a mess, and even in the kitchen, those knives have been taken out and placed on the countertop.
"You can't really have a thief in the house last night......
Wu Qiong muttered to herself a little frightened, and at the same time took a cup and poured a glass of water.
While drinking water, he walked out and saw Wu Xingxing cleaning up the messy living room and the clothes that had been thrown in the living room.
Wu Qiong leaned against the wall and said to her cousin:
"Let's talk about it first, I won't go to the sorority party you have today, I really have a bit of a headache today."
Wu Xingxing was folding Wu Qiong's coat and said strangely:
"You went to the sorority and got addicted, huh? There's no sorority today, but brother, I underestimate you! My classmates are asking me for your WeChat account today, but you are really, I went to the sorority yesterday, and others asked you for WeChat, and you didn't care about others, when were you so cold, is it your new strategy to flirt with your sister? ”
Wu Qiong was stunned when she heard this, holding the cup, in the clouds.
Want WeChat? Flirting?
What the heck?