003.I ...... Want to go to the toilet...... (New book for recommendation)
"This ......"
That strange feeling was something Wu Zhi had never experienced in his life.
She sat on the bed sluggishly, and it took a long time for her to finally recover.
The bulge began to subside.
Wu Zhi used his hand to feel the shape of the thing.
It seems to be something that grows on me!
And my own hands, my arms, and my own body seem to be very different from before!
Isn't that ......
Wu Zhi thought of a possibility.
She sat up again, then with trembling hands, slowly pulled open the strange pants she was wearing, and looked inside.
Three seconds later, she closed her pants again.
Immediately followed and opened.
This time she only looked at it for a second, and then she hurriedly closed it again.
She stretched out her slightly larger palm and tucked it into her pants.
Then, the strange thing rose up again......
Wu Zhi was completely unable to maintain her composure and thinking, although she had never seen it, but she had occasionally heard of it.
With her barren knowledge of gender, she made an accurate judgment -
It's something that only men have!
"I, how did I become a man!"
She scrambled out of bed and tried to search the room for the bronze mirror.
But I can only find a thin black strange mirror, but I can't see the person in the mirror at all.
She panicked and ran out of the only exit.
The furnishings in the small room outside are still very strange. Many things, which look very luxurious and well-made, but have never been seen before.
And Wu Zhi finally found something similar to a bronze mirror in one of the small rooms.
No, it should be called a glass mirror.
It's just when I see the clear and incomparably clear appearance reflected in the glass mirror.
Wu Zhi was shocked, but he finally saw his current appearance.
short hair, pale face because of fright, thick eyebrows and big eyes, high nose bridge, moderate facial features, quite a man's masculinity.
In Wu Zhi's opinion, he can be regarded as handsome and handsome.
This kind of appearance, in the officialdom, can also win the favor of colleagues, which is a natural plus.
It's just that the hair is very short, but to say that it is the same as the barbarians, it is very different.
As for the clothes, the shape is quirky. The arms and shoulders are exposed, and only two small straps are hanging from the shoulders, which is definitely not what the Central Plains people wear.
But this appearance is obviously the appearance of the Central Plains.
And indeed, it's a man's.
"I ...... Where the hell is it? β
Wu Zhi looked at the "self" in the mirror and fell into confusion.
γJingle Bell ......γ
The strange sound sounded again.
Wu Zhi searched for the voice and returned to the bedroom.
I saw a small black thing on the high desk at the head of the bed, which was flashing with light, and at the same time made a bell.
She quickly walked over and saw on the glowing screen, in strange characters that looked like common folk characters, written:
γWu Xingxingγ
[Answer] [Reject]
"Answer?"
Although this word was heard for the first time, Wu Zhi still judged the meaning of the word based on his own guesses.
She hesitated, but still stretched out her hand, wanting to see what it was, which made a sound and revealed words.
Her fingers, but inadvertently, touched the answer.
The sound of the bell disappeared, followed by a woman's voice from within:
"Brother! I'm going to blow up your phone! You've finally answered my call! β
Wu Zhi was startled, as if he had been burned, and threw the black thing aside, but there was still a sound, faintly coming from inside.
"This sorority, my aunt said that you must go, and told me to personally escort you over."
"Brother, don't blame me, my aunt gave a death order, I can't listen to it, I'm at your elevator, you open the door for me."
"Brother? Feed? Are you listening? β
"Hey, hey, hey? Yes! You actually answered my phone and didn't speak! β
"Dut...... Toot ......"
Wu Zhi looked confused, looking at the little thing that made a sound.
After a long time, she carefully used her rough voice to say to the black thing that did not react:
"Who are you? Did you send me here? β
But after waiting for a while, no one responded to her.
Wu Zhi was about to pick up the black thing and see if there was any mechanism, but he heard a knock on the door not far behind him.
"Knock knock!"
Then there was the sound of a woman shouting:
"Open the door! Brother! The sun is drying your ass! You're going to be late for the party! If you don't open the door, I'll shout until all the neighbors come out! β
Wu Zhi walked towards the shout, and then saw a door.
That, probably, it seems, should be a door.
But how do you open this door?
"Brother! Open the door! β
Wu Zhi groped up and down the door for a while, but she really couldn't find a place to open the door, she calmed down a little, and then asked majestically:
"I ...... How to open this door? β
Behind the door, after a few seconds of silence.
"Huh? What are you talking about, brother? β
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Great Zhou Dynasty, Weiyang Palace.
In the bronze mirror, there is a girl who is too beautiful to speak.
This face is Wu Pheasant, the empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty, but the soul is Wu Qiong, a newcomer in the workplace from the modern city.
Wu Qiong was knocking on the side, coercing and seducing, and finally learned about her current situation from the poor little Gong'e and the female official in front of her.
He was in a dynasty called the Great Zhou, he was the second emperor of the Great Zhou, and he had just ascended the throne for a month.
This is not a world where women are inferior to men, but a very normal ancient period dominated by men.
In such an era, Wu Pheasant was able to ascend the throne as a woman.
The strong support of the emperor is indispensable.
The founding of the Great Zhou Dynasty was only twenty years old, and the first emperor was the Emperor Gaozu of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
Wen Taowu strategy, swept Kyushu, unified the eight wildernesses, and established the great unification of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
The only fatal place is Emperor Gaozu, who has no son, he only has one daughter, Wu Pheasant.
As for why he failed to leave an heir, it is rumored that during a foreign war, the sword had no eyes and injured Emperor Gaozu.
Since then, Emperor Gaozu has never pampered any of his concubines.
There have never been any other heirs, except for Wu Pheasant's daughter.
Here's what happened.
As for the rest, courtiers, how dare you talk about it? But here's the problem.
Emperor Gaozu has no sons and no brothers, what should Emperor Gaozu do after a hundred years?
Others can't think of a way, but Emperor Gaozu and other groundbreaking people have come up with it.
I have a daughter, she can be the emperor!
In this way, Emperor Gaozu, when he was seriously ill, personally helped Wu Pheasant to ascend the throne.
Three days later, he died as the emperor.
The nickname, the great sage of Shenyao, the great Guangwu Emperor, the temple name Gaozu.
The female official who said all this was already trembling and kneeling on the ground.
The Son of Heaven wanted her to say it, and she couldn't help but say it.
But when these words are spoken, under normal circumstances, there is no way to live.
Wu Qiong didn't mean to scare the female officials, everything was just to understand the situation and protect herself.
[Unexpectedly, I really became an emperor, and my wish came true......]
Thinking of the beckoning cat she met after work yesterday, Wu Qiong had mixed feelings in her heart, and she knew that she had made a wish to become the richest man in the world.
Isn't being a rich man in modern times happier than being an emperor in ancient times? What's more, she has become a female emperor.
I miss my cow so much, I don't know how he's doing now......
The next thing to do should have been to go to the early dynasty, but Wu Qiong has no heart to go to the early dynasty now, and it is estimated that he will have to go to the early court.
"Shangguan, get up, I have said before, forgive you for your innocence."
Wu Qiong pondered for a moment, trying her best to make her voice look a little majestic, but this Huang Li's beautiful voice, the words he spoke, were full of gentleness.
Perhaps because of this voice, the Shangguan female officer, who was trembling before, also stood up tremblingly.
To be honest, it's a bit dark to see that my words are made into words, and it makes people tremble.
"I won't go to the morning today, you go to summon the hundred officials, just say that I am not feeling well, let them go back first."
"No."
The female officer of Shangguan answered, then remembered something and asked:
"Then Your Majesty, will you rest for a while, or will you get up now?"
Wu Qiong was sitting on the bed, thinking about how to get dressed and get up. Then said:
"Get up, don't sleep anymore."
Wu Qiong's expression was a little surprised when she saw that the female official Shangguan heard her words, and only then did she think that this was ancient times, and she had to pay attention to the words she used, and she couldn't be too modern.
Oh, by the way, it seems that I have been claiming to have a problem all along!
I should say I'm right!
"Help me change my clothes, I'm up."
Wu Qiong said solemnly.
At the same time, I also feel how cool I can be when I say this word.
It didn't take long for the female officer to go out. On the one hand, people were notified to the officials that the Son of Heaven was uncomfortable today, and it was canceled as soon as possible. While bringing people in, he began to wash and change clothes for Wu Qiong.
Washing your face, combing your hair, and dressing naturally don't require Wu Qiong to do anything.
The four palace maids surrounded Wu Qiong, their hands and feet were nimble, and their movements were skillful, and they cleaned Wu Qiong after a while.
Then there was a maid who brought a small plate of white powder.
Wu Qiong was stunned, what is this for?
The other palace maids didn't dare to move, only the female official hesitated for a moment and whispered:
"Your Majesty, please rub your teeth."
Rubbing your teeth? Brushing?
Wu Qiong didn't see any tools, so she saw the female official Shangguan and said:
"Your Majesty, please, rub your teeth with your fingers."
it! Brush your teeth with your fingers?
Shangguan and female officials have already prompted this, Wu Qiong naturally came to his senses, and he used his slender and smooth fingers to dip in white powder.
Looking at the obvious girl's fingers, Wu Qiong was in a little trance.
These fingers are so beautiful......
The thought of this finger going to be stuffed into his mouth, in his teeth, in his tongue, in his mouth......
Grass, what am I doing by myself? And YY's licking the dog so much!
Wu Qiong didn't dare to think about it, stuffed her fingers into her mouth, and began to brush her teeth with those white powders.
Salty, salty hair.
This is really fine salt.
Chewing on twigs and cleaning teeth? It was done by ordinary people, rich people in ancient times used salt to clean their teeth.
After washing up, the dishes were quickly served.
However, it is different from the impression of the luxurious Qing Dynasty emperor who has a full table and only eats one bite of a dish.
Breakfast, only a simple five course meal.
Although five dishes for breakfast is a lot, for the emperor, it is a bit of a loss.
Wu Qiong just thought about it in her heart, but still picked up something like a pastry, and planned to eat it, but she hadn't eaten it yet, and the Shangguan lady on the side said again:
"Your Majesty, you, you wait a minute."
What are you waiting for?
Wu Qiong was a little strange, and saw a palace maid on the side quickly walk out, holding a small porcelain plate in her hand.
Followed by the palace maid, she took a little bit of each pastry and put it on a porcelain plate, and the palace maid ate them one by one.
Then he put a little soup in it, and the palace maid drank it.
After waiting for a moment, the palace maid nodded, and then bowed and retreated.
This security measure is still in place.
"Your Majesty, please eat."
Shangguan said on the side, Wu Qiong nodded, and then began to eat.
Flavor...... Surprisingly good, huh......
I ate a full stomach with three times divided by two, but I didn't actually eat much. The amount of food in this body is too small, and you can't eat it with a few bites. This made Wu Qiong a little pity.
And after eating, Wu Qiong suddenly sat in place, stunned, and then, with an embarrassed face, said to the female official Shangguan:
"I ...... Want to go to the toilet ......"