The new area, which is equivalent to one-third of the area of the camp, is unrealistic to go through it seriously in a short period of time, so I can only take a cursory stroll around a few locations, just as I was thinking about going home, I don't know if Akara is in a hurry, but I met Sister Karina in front.

If Linya and Lena are the general persons in charge of the construction of the new district, then the position of Karina's eldest sister is undoubtedly positioned in the area of the chief worker.

Seeing our group coming over, Sister Karina hurriedly hid the whip behind her back...... Well? Whip?

Am I dazzled? It must be so, anyway, Sister Karina is not the kind of devilish overseer who wields a leather whip and whips and squeezes coolies.

"Yo, Linya, Lena, and Little Brother Wu, what's wrong today, did you bring the elves to visit the construction site?"

Karina, who has the style of a royal sister, waved her hand to this side, supported her waist with one hand, hooked the corners of her mouth, and showed a faint bewitching and beautiful smile, so that the little girl Beya on the side could see her eyes all the time, and then a little star appeared.

Adult, this is the style of an adult, there is no need to be deliberately pretentious, and every move exudes a mature atmosphere.

Seeing Beya was instantly captivated, Tia and I couldn't help but hide behind and hold our stomachs and snicker.

"Huh? Do you have any comments? ”

As if she had eyes on the back of her head, Beya raised her eyebrows and turned to stare at us fiercely.

"No...... No, no, I just think that Beya, you, really want to grow up all the time. I suppressed a smile and said seriously.

"That'...... So what? Isn't it funny, at least you have ambition than you stupid guy who doesn't grow up. ”

“……”

Ah, I'm over thirty years old, and I haven't grown up much.

"Also, don't talk to me, I've already decided, I don't want to talk to you today"

“……”

Are you only going to gamble for a day? This decision is too childish to make people cry.

"Ahem, well, since you say that......" I turned my head and bit Tia's ear.

"Tia, you know what? The secret of Lina's sister's maturity. ”

Tia shook her head, her eyes shining, and she looked eager to know.

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that Beya, who was walking in front, had pointed cute elf ears, which shook a little, and involuntarily stood up.

"This secret, I also found it occasionally, don't tell it, Sister Lina, she will turn her body upside down every day and insist on it for more than an hour."

"Why do you do that?" Tia blinked, her clear eyes full of curiosity and eagerness.

I say...... Don't even believe you as a partner, stupid

"Ahem, there's a trick in that."

I coughed a few times, the corner of my eye flashing over Beya in front of me again, and then pointed to my brain.

"Think about it, why are people's legs the most powerful? It's not because it grows underneath, and most of the blood, nutrients, and nutrients flow underneath, so as long as it is turned upside down, and the blood and nutrients flow backwards into the head, won't it accelerate the development of the brain? In this way, the mind will naturally be more mature. ”

"It turns out that there is such a thing, it does make sense when I hear it like this, Fan Fan is really powerful, he knows so much."

Tia looked at her with adoration, looking around, eager to find a suitable place to stand upside down now.

“……”

I said, Tia, I feel guilty for your pure and trusting gaze.

"But it's a pity." After thinking about it, I will add.

"It is said that this practice will only be effective if you start practicing it [before the age of twenty], and after that, it will not be of much use."

"Huh...... Hey? That's ......."

Tia, who was in high spirits, was suddenly hit and listless.

Then, I saw Beya, who was walking in front, because of my last sentence, there seemed to be a tail proudly erected on the beautiful little buttocks with the girl's green curves.

Very good, I guess I will be able to see the results tomorrow, I give myself a thumbs up, Wu Fan, you are already surpassing Grandpa Zhao's deposit.

"What are you talking about, leaving your precious wife and sister behind, it's not like your style, little brother Wu."

At this time, Sister Karina, who had ended the conversation in front, suddenly came up to us with her hands behind her back and smiled, looking curious, recalling the scene just now when she seemed to see her hiding the leather whip behind her, I quickly shook my head like a rattle.

"I didn't ...... Nothing, Tia and I were discussing some personal issues. ”

"Oh, what exactly is a personal problem? Sister, I may be able to build a little bit of yì, after all, I have lived a few years longer than you. ”

Karina didn't know if she was idle and bored or what, so she broke the casserole and asked the end.

No, no, Sister Karina, you are too modest, not a few years longer than us, but decades

I complained in my heart, I'm not as open-mouthed as Finney, I still know very well what words can be said and which words will become ice sculptures.

So, how to deal with Sister Karina's questioning now? If you fool casually, you will definitely not be able to hide it from her, the most hateful thing is that with Tia's cheerful personality, it is difficult to associate her with private affairs, why did she casually find such a big pit and jump in?

"That...... Ahem, ahem, just ...... It's to discuss the private affairs that girls often come to. ”

I didn't even think about it, so I tapped towards the simplest answer, which is also the FLAG towards death.

The atmosphere suddenly stiffened.

Then, Linya and Lena turned their heads and looked at me with a smile that made me tremble, and Beya also glared at me with a flushed face, and couldn't tell that this girl had also reached this kind of age...... No, now isn't the time to make a guess, bastard

Tia, help me, hurry up and help me clarify, hurry up and tell them that what I said just now was just a joke to liven up the atmosphere, although it may still be despised suddenly

In the case of life and death, I used my terrible wisdom to find the only savior who could untie this dead knot in an instant, and cast a look for help.

With her arms hanging down in front of her and her ten fingers entangled with each other, just as nothing was in the way of the girl's important position, Tia's face turned red, and she turned her head shyly in the face of my distress gaze.

Whoop——————————

Tia, everyone, friends, even if you don't mean to, you can't frame me like this

"Yes...... Can I explain? ”

I withdrew my gaze and burst into tears when I faced Sister Karina, who was rubbing her hands in front of me and exuding a chill all over her body.

"It's useless to ask, little brother Wu, remember it in the future, asking such a question to a girl is the worst sexual harassment"

There was a click, and the mournful sound of bones that seemed to be about to break resounded in the sky.

"Van ...... Fanfan, you're okay. ”

Tia looked like she was crying, pushing and falling to the ground, her body already silent.

"Reluctantly...... Barely surviving. ”

It took a long time for a faint sound to come from the face buried in the dirt.

"It's okay, woo, I'm sorry, Fanfan, blame me for not being good~~~~"

Tia wiped the corners of her eyes excitedly, and her pretty face flashed with kindness and beauty.

Admittedly, to my ears, Tia meant that it was all my fault, and if I had explained it to everyone earlier, this would not have happened.

But in the eyes of others, Tia, who was as kind and warm as a virgin at this time, changed the meaning of this sentence to: It's all my fault, if I could deny it at that time and relieve you from the siege, such a thing would not have happened.

What a pure and kind girl, even if she is sexually harassed, she is still thinking about each other.

When everyone wiped their tears of emotion, looked at Tia with gentle eyes, and then slowly transferred to the sexually harassed prisoner, in just a second or two, the gentle gaze turned into a hail of halogas, cold and painful.

"I can't see that Brother Wu knows so much about girls."

Linya's kind voice sounded, but in this cordiality, there was a chilling anger.

"Unexpectedly, my brother still has a hobby of sexual harassment."

Lena is as quiet as ever, but in this tranquility, there is oppression that is about to come.

Finish...... It's over

I can already imagine being tortured by Veras and the others after I go back, and then I have to explain it to Lena, and finally find a way to quell the rumors that may emerge that "the eldest man of the Outer Alliance has sexually harassed Princess Tia of the Hradik clan".

OTZ

At this time, a sudden sound of voice relieved me and attracted everyone's attention.

"Lina, Lina, I'm coming, woo woo woo ~~~~~~"

Letting out a howl like Tarzan of the Apes, he is dressed in animal skins...... Oh no, it's an orangutan in human skin...... No, the orangutan in the orangutan skin, yes, is our orangutan knight Gort.

"Is it a guest? Everyone is welcome to come from afar. ”

Gaote, who appeared in front of everyone, suddenly appeared with a serious posture like a certain bureau chief after seeing Lyman and his elves, and the face of the national character that exuded a majestic momentum showed an unfathomable smile.

Even I, at first sight, was deceived by this orangutan's hypocrisy, not to mention Elder Lyman, they were all stunned, probably thinking about when the alliance would have another such excellent big man come out.

Just as Karina wiped the corners of her moist eyes with relief, she secretly prayed that her husband could keep it up like this and give everyone a good impression, even if the impression was fragile and could only last for a few days.

But after saying hello, in the blink of an eye, Gott was completely revealed, dancing like an orangutan, turning to Karina, her wife, and then proudly pulling out a large lump of things from behind.

"Look, my statue"

There was a bang, and a huge, lifelike stone sculpture was smashed to the ground by Gott.

We were stunned to see the stone sculpture, which seemed to be carved out of the size of 1:1, and counting the platform below, it was more than three meters high, which was not a small project.

What left us speechless the most was the content of the statue.

First of all, it can be determined at a glance that the statue is carved with three people, three people back to back, looking at all directions at an equal angle of 120 degrees.

The first person was dressed as a desert mercenary, with one foot on the ground, the other foot raised, landing on a reef, one palm across the eyebrows to make a lookout shape, and his chin slightly raised, as if looking at the sky by the sea.

The strangest thing is that the other hand, not crossed the waist, nor hung down, but weirdly stretched into the clothes around the waist, in a posture of pulling down the pants, must have been thinking too much, maybe this action has other profound meanings, such as pulling out a grenade or something.

Turning 120 degrees, and looking at the second person, it was a tall and sturdy barbarian, with a bare upper body, and muscles as strong as iron, which made people have to admire the skillful hands of the carver.

The posture of the barbarian is also very strange, first of all, the two legs are in an independent posture of a golden rooster, the chin is raised, the mouth is wide open, the muscles and muscles near the throat are erect, and the blood is spurting, because of the lifelike carving, it even gives people the illusion that the next moment will make an angry roar, and the timid people will panic and block their ears at first glance.

Ah, Beya blocked her ears, she blocked her ears in a panic, and then let go of her hand with a flushed face, and looked around with a weak heart.

A little girl is a little girl, I snickered and shook my head, and continued to look at the statue of the barbarian.

So far, except for the fact that the independent posture of the golden rooster is a little strange, all the movements are quite in line with the image of the barbarian, but when the eyes fall on the arm, it immediately makes a majestic barbarian statue with a roar become strange.

I saw the statue of the barbarian, with its two muscular arms, twisting noodles, making difficult poses, anyway, in my words, like ...... Uh, a barbarian who is independent on the one hand, roaring at the same time, and doing weird yoga movements.

It is obviously a complete, natural statue of a barbarian, but it makes people feel that it is made up of three completely unrelated parts, which is probably this strange feeling, even Picasso's paintings probably can't be abstracted from this kind of Cheng dù.

The last statue...... To be honest, I don't want to say much about it.

It's easy to see that the statue with a soaring smirk is undoubtedly the gorilla himself.

Let me see, first of all, in the posture of the Roc spreading its wings, with the toes off the ground, one knee slightly bent, and the upper body leaning forward, so that the viewer can think of the statue jumping high in the middle of running, and finally ...... Uh, well, naked.

"Oh hahahaha, Lina, how about it, the masterpiece that I have worked so hard for the past few days, when the time comes, I will put it on the square and take the first step of our sheep and mule chicken team to conquer the continent...... Hey, hey, hey, boy, don't do anything on my baby statue, bastard"

When Gott saw me crouching at the foot of the statue and carving something on the supporting platform below, he immediately threw himself up with his hands and angrily, grabbed me by the collar from behind, and ripped it off.

It's a pity that it's too late, and the conspicuous place at the foot of the statue has been crookedly engraved with a few big words:

Animal Troop - Fool trio joins

"No~~~~~~~~~~~, you bastard"

Gott put his head in his hands, looked up at the sky, and let out a terrible howl.

"No...... It doesn't matter...... It doesn't matter...... It doesn't matter...... Just a little ...... Chisel a little...... Gently ...... If you chisel gently......"

Gott's whole body trembled, and even his voice trembled, and he held the hammer and chisel in both hands tremblingly, and reached for the place where the words were engraved, as if he was planning to knock them off.

"Whew-"

The chisel in his hand had not yet touched the statue, and suddenly, Gott heard a strange whip sound from above his head, and then "click~~~", as if ...... It was as if something hard and brittle had broken.

"Bang Dong ————"

was only stunned for a second, and the hard object falling from the sky smashed directly on the back of his head, and then fell to the ground, as if telling a deep sense of helplessness, and rolled several times before stopping.

"Damn, what the hell is ......?"

Goult was smashed lightly, touching the back of his head in pain, while glaring viciously at the [culprit] on the ground.

Then, he was stunned.

smashed his head out of a big bag, it turned out to be a human head, a lifelike stone carved human head, and then take a closer look, that familiar face, familiar smile, isn't it himself?

"No...... Oh no, Lina Lina, my head...... My head has fallen."

Gott exclaimed loudly, took his stone head in his arms, and spun in circles in place.

"Lina Lina, what to do, my head, my head......"

Thinking of his wife, he hurriedly ran over, keeping a hurried posture of standing still, and handed the head in his hand to Karina.

"I can only make it up."

Karina smiled softly, put away the whip in her hand, and looked at her husband dotingly.

"Yes...... It makes sense, and I can only make it up. Gaote, who was in a state of turmoil, nodded as if he had grasped a life-saving straw at this time, and the chicken pecked at the rice.

"Come, give me the head."

"Very good, squat down and put your head down."

In a gentle tone, Karina guided Gott step by step, and then smiled, holding the head in both hands, raising it high and smashing it down

With a snap, it smashed into Gault's head with unmistakable accuracy, turning into smashing.

He touched the pieces that had slipped off his face, put them in the palm of his hand, and stared blankly, and then, Gott raised his head with tears streaming down his face.

"Li...... Lina, what are you doing? ”

"Oh, didn't I help you get back in the head? You see, it's been made up. ”

Karina was still smiling, and the laughter made us creepy, and Beya was trembling, and her mouth seemed to be muttering something like "maturity is terrible, maturity is terrible", hoping that it would not leave any shadow in her young mind.

"Huh, huh?"

Gott touched his face, and suddenly it was as if he had discovered a new world.

"Great, my head has finally been replenished, thank you, Lina, for being my best wife"

Gott took Karina's hands and shook them gratefully, as if seconds had passed.

Suddenly, as if time had been taken away, all his movements stood still, and he stayed like this for a few seconds, and suddenly he held his head in his hands and looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes.

"No, although my head fell, but my head didn't fall, it was another head of mine that fell, not my current head, and making up my head to another head is equivalent to saying that I have two heads now, and I don't know what I'm talking about bastard"

"Come on, come on, listen to me shout the password, one, two, three, pull down, drag to the nearby river to chisel and dispose of it, remember to chisel it thoroughly, and you can't see the slightest artificial trace."

On the other side, I directed the soldiers, using ropes to pull down the statue, which was missing a human head, and then let them drag it away.

"What, why not chisel here and drag it to the river? Isn't that obvious? If you chisel here, you will turn the surrounding land into a wasted soil. ”

"Don't make a claim and drag my brainchild away like garbage, bastard, don't say it like the statues of the three of us are cursed statues, bastards"

Gott wailed and flew up, but I held him back.

"Give up, it's already decapitated." I patted Gott on the shoulder, shook my head, wiped a handful of tears, and my face was full of compassion.

"Although I also feel sorry, I have tried my best, and there is no way to redeem it."

"No ~~~~~~"

Gott stretched out his arms as hard as he grabbed at the stone sculpture that was being dragged away, tears streaming down his face.

It's like being forcibly separated in the public court, still reaching out unrelentingly, hoping to catch each other's lovers, make the hearer sad, and make the seeer cry.

"It's okay."

Goult suddenly stood up, wiped a handful of snot, and walked out of love in just a second.

"There are still more than ten days before God's birthday, and I can still make another one, a bigger one."

Muttering like this, he suddenly pulled his leg and ran, pulled away for some distance, and then turned around, and patted his ass against us defiantly.

"A group of ignorant guys, in this world, no one can stop my ambition, ohhahahahaha~~~~~~~"

With a series of arrogant laughter, before the magic in Karina's hand could take shape, Gord's figure had turned into a black dot and disappeared.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, my family's Goult has caused trouble for everyone again." Karina turned around and bowed desperately to Linya Lena and Elder Ryman in apology.

"Hehehe, it doesn't matter, we elves also have a lot of such masters with strange personalities who are extremely fanatical about art."

Elder Ryman was stunned for a moment, then stroked his beard and smiled as if he was not surprised.

No, no, no, Elder Lyman, you definitely misunderstood, that gorilla is not an extreme fanatic about art, but just a simple fool.

Although I thought so in my heart, no one explained - let Lyman misunderstand it like this, and save the alliance a little bit of discipline.

Success, by the way, I reached out to everyone to ask for a guaranteed monthly pass, anyway, tomorrow is Chapter 1111, woo ~~~~~~