Chapter 1111 Chirp~~~
After saying goodbye to Sister Karina, I was bent on bringing these elves back as soon as possible.
The man's sixth sense is issuing a red alert, and there must be something unscrupulous waiting for us to complain about, after all, among this group of adventurers, Gott is not the only one who is a fool.
It's a pity that things often backfire, my mouth is half open, at this time, but in front of me heard a commotion, back to the original nature of the Beya girl, love to join in the fun of the childlike heart has also been fully released, heard the sound immediately curiously leaned up, the words I persuaded back in the throat, choked a breath.
I hope it's not those stupid people who are doing some kind of embarrassing tricks.
Sighing, and with the uneasiness that we didn't even expect ourselves, we followed, only to see dozens of people clapping and cheering next to a roughly erected stage on the top of the slope, as if it were a small circus sitting next to the entrance of a large colorful theater.
"Ahem, since everyone likes meow so much, then I'll perform another meow, this is the finale meow I plan to take out on God's birthday."
Me: "......"
Hearing this faint delicate voice, in my mind, the horse rose up to the premonition that if I didn't pull out my legs and run away, the league's discipline value was about to experience a desperate bear market again.
By the way, if it weren't for the hundreds of elven soldiers and Elder Ryman staring around, I would definitely rush forward, even if I behave like a human trafficker, I would have picked up Beya's little girl with one hand, sealed her mouth with the other, and took her away.
Question: When the Quasi-Tragic Emperor meets the Tragic Emperor, what kind of doomsday disaster will it bring to the Alliance?
Wu ...... Brother Wu, isn't it Fei Ni in front? ”
Linya also put aside the little jealousy just now for the time being, and asked in a low voice beside her.
"Well, yes, that's her"
I know that the expression on my face now must be as angular and solemn as when Optimus Prime met the Decepticons.
"It's a bit rude to think like this, but if you can, it's better to try to stop it......"
Lena's clear and soft voice couldn't hide a sense of worry.
"Don't worry, I'll kill any accident in the cradle this time."
At the same time, I received the trusting gaze from my wife and sister, and now, even if Barr Shoes stood in front of me, my husband was cute*.
With a heavy response, I rushed into the crowd.
"Go, go, what's the fun, are you still a child?"
Beya, who was also crowding the crowd, stopped booing at me, and the meaning of expulsion and contempt was clear at a glance.
"That's the same for you." I rolled my eyes, then smirked.
"You want to squeeze in with your little body, so it's better to daydream outside and cry for your poor size, hahaha~~~~~~~"
Saying this, I squeezed in with all my strength, with the strength to be proud of the first world even without changing my body.
At the moment of squeezing through the crowd, there was a sudden octopus-like hug from behind, as if something was pasted up, and when I squeezed inside, I just had time to turn around, and the feeling of absorption on my back disappeared immediately, only to see Beya's little girl jumping down from her back, clapping her little hands, and smiling proudly.
"No matter how powerful the bull is, it must be harnessed by the wise."
“……”
This little girl, if she gets cheap, she has to sell well.
"Really? It turned out that you little girl was sticking to my back, and I thought it was a washboard. After speaking, with a compassionate gaze, he swept over her breast.
"Shishsh...... What the? ”
Beya's long hair is windless again, and her anger value is full, I said little girl, it's not good to be angry, and you know if you hurt your liver.
I took a step back vigilantly, but this time, it was someone else who saved me.
"Cousin Meow, why are you here?"
Yingying's pretty face exudes a unique alluring style in the world, and the first pseudo-mother of the Dark Continent, known as a man's killer, Fei Ni, has been standing behind me for some time, smiling brightly, looking very happy.
Should...... Damn, it was discovered.
I originally planned to hide in the shadows, as soon as I found out that this pseudo-girl wanted to do something to reduce the alliance's discipline, I immediately made a secret move and threw her to the cold field to blow a blizzard, but I didn't expect to expose myself by arguing with Beya.
"Do you mean...... Came to see my show? ”
With her hands folded, Fini showed a hungry kitten-like expectant gaze, and her watery eyes sparkled, as if they were a pervasive spring, quickly penetrating the hearts and minds of others, hitting the weakest part of the soul, and making it irrepressibly surge with a powerful desire for protection and possessiveness.
It's a pity, although this trick is cute and has fallen a large number of Finney fans around, it is ineffective against me, who is immune to the pseudo-mother.
"Just passing by, then again, what are you doing?"
I looked left and right and saw six large wooden boxes in the open space that could accommodate a person to hide in, and I immediately collapsed.
Needless to say, this guy must have taught her the boring trick that Omars's dead Indian Asan taught her, and he took it out here to make a fool of himself in public.
After understanding this qiē, I breathed a sigh of relief, and offered the ugly, as long as I was given a good control of the temperance within my own scope, so as not to harm others and the alliance
"Cousin, cousin, I want to give it a try, but I just lack a collaborator." At this time, Finney was eager to extend an invitation to me.
I said, have you forgotten the lesson in Curast?
If you think about it in a blink of an eye, if you participate by yourself, you can just take precautions in the nearest position.
"How?"
Under the piercing gaze of envy and jealousy of a group of adventurers, I was led by Fini to the middle of the clearing.
"It's very simple, this magic trick is called [Magic Box That Can't Be Found No Matter What] Meow." Finney shook her little finger with a smug expression.
Oh, yes? It turns out that this is the case, just by listening to the name, you know that it is very inferior, and you can only deceive the child's magic.
"First of all, meow, my cousin has his back to the past, I will hide in one of the boxes and meow, and when it's ready, my cousin can find it in these boxes, but meow, I can only lift the lid of one box at a time."
The last sentence had a rather obvious sense of spoilage, and with this subtle mood, I turned around and was silent for dozens of seconds, then turned my head and looked at the six wooden boxes that were neatly arranged in the open space in regular polygons.
"Lord Fan, it's the second box, and Her Highness Fini is there."
The crowd of onlookers around me was shocked, but I was the only one who turned around and turned my back, and they saw with their own eyes which box Finney went to.
Anyway, does it make sense for me to turn around?
Of course, there are also a few faint voices, shouting other boxes, and when you hear it, you can hear bad intentions, such as Beya, or Beya, or Beya.
So, I resolutely walked to the second box, stood in front of me, and lifted the lid heavily, and it was dark and empty.
“……”
What should I say?,It's not surprising.,Although it's a third-rate magic trick to deceive children.,But if it's found out here.,It's not even magic.,It can only be said to be low-level funny.。
But...... There is no teleportation of magic fluctuations, how did this pseudo-girl run away to other places, it's strange.
The adventurers in the crowd of onlookers were also thinking in such a confused way, and everyone began to really face up to this magic, at least they were no longer simply attracted by Fini's popularity.
According to the rules of the game, I closed the lid again, and then came to the next box in a clockwise direction, opened it, and there was still nothing.
One by one, the last box was also opened, and as expected, there was nothing.
I didn't give up and walked back to the first open box and opened it again.
"Strange, what's going on?" I muttered to myself.
Suddenly, the box was lifted high, but unfortunately, there was no hole in the ground under the box that I had expected.
In this case, it must only be teleportation, of course, in fact, stealth is also possible, but first, I don't think Finney can do it, even if it is an assassin, unless the power level of the world, it is impossible to hide it from me at such a close distance.
Second, because I reached out and touched each box carefully, the possibility of stealth could be completely ruled out.
And what about teleportation? Will Finney be able to teleport silently? Maybe her teleportation skills are profound, and she can hide it from other adventurers, but she can't hide it from me either, although my strength is greatly lost now, but that perception is still there, and if you want to teleport at such a close distance without being noticed by yourself, at least at the level of Old Man Farah.
No, no, no, there is a more priority before these doubts.
With my own perception, no matter whether Finney is invisible or not, whether she can teleport without concealing herself, as long as she is still in the box, as long as she is still nearby, it is impossible to hide my perception.
So, I'm sure the chests must have been untouched, and every piece of wood exuded a suspicious smell.
"Alright, Finney, the magic has worked, and you're suspicious."
I shouted like this, and a moment later, one of the boxes trembled slightly, and the lid suddenly opened, and Fini, with a pretty smile on her face, jumped out of it.
This box was the first one I opened and the one I had just checked again.
From the moment Finney appeared, the applause around her was enthusiastic.
"Cousin, cousin, succeeded in meow~~~"
Finney trotted over, clenched her little fists, and raised her head as if she were invited, looking at me with moist eyes, and on her delicate and immaculate face a glow of joy at the success of the performance, more beautiful than the sun in the sky.
"Yes, yes, it's successful, then please work hard."
Although I was a little unwilling, but in the principle of fairness, I still reluctantly raised this magic trick from three processes to first-class.
At this time, I saw Tia coming out of nowhere, curiously groping around the box.
Could it be that she found something? It must be, Tia is the princess of the Hradik clan, and she is the most talented wizard of the younger generation, who has obtained the soul inheritance early, and in the entire Rogue camp, when it comes to understanding magic, I am afraid that except for a few old guys such as Farah, she is the most powerful.
But it's too late, we've all been fooled, even if we find out the little trick now, what's the use, although I often bully Finny, but I'm not so bored that I will announce it after knowing the trick, after all, Finney is so looking forward to using this magic trick to show off her skills on God's Birthday and spread her reputation as a funny artist.
"Then that's it, please do your job, Tia, let's go."
I said hello to Tia, who was still studying the box, and turned to leave, but the cloak was quickly pulled.
Table ...... Cousin meow, and there is a second step meow. ”
Finney, whose face was flushed and her eyes were sparkling, was obviously a little addicted to playing, and she didn't want to let me leave so lightly.
"Meow of magic, of course, there must be thrilling elements in it, so meow~~~"
With a bang, Fini threw down a large handful of acpiers from her hand.
Is this trick again? This pseudo-girl has suffered so much, why can't she learn a lesson?
"The rules are still the same as just now, I hid in the box, my cousin holds these swords, and he can pierce any box meow, so that Meow, even the situation that I and my cousin join forces can be ruled out."
Finney continued to smugly shake her little finger, then trotted around the box and waved back to me with my back to the clearing.
“……”
Okay, this time I'll teach this forgetaway pseudo-girl a little lesson.
I beckoned Tia to her and bit her ear.
"That's right, the box is covered with shielding magic, and there is another strange chain of magic that seems to be able to be freely teleported to any box without revealing any magical breath."
Speaking of the chain magic, Tia showed twelve points of interest.
"Oh, yes, Fanfan."
Just as I was frowning and thinking about how this could teach Finney a little lesson, Tia suddenly turned her head mysteriously.
"Just now, when I was inspecting, I did a little bit of tricking in the box."
As far as her eyes could see, it was the wooden box she had just tinkered with.
“……”
Looking at Tia who was jumping away, I felt a deep sense of confusion in my heart.
Could it be ...... Tia is actually a recessive belly?
So, I began to insert the swords into the box one by one, and the civilians outside looked at it and really sweated, but the adventurers didn't care much, because even if these swords were inserted into people, they wouldn't do much damage to Fini, who was also a former worker.
Now, it's up to Finny to jump into the trap that Tia had prepared.
Plugging in and out, for a moment, I felt the appearance of Fini's breath, and sure enough, she jumped into the box that was manipulated by Tia, and the shielding aura magic inside had been destroyed by Tia, so I noticed it at once.
In addition, the magic effect of teleporting from this chest to other chests is also destroyed by Tia, which means that unless Finney admits that the magic failed and obediently comes out of the chest, otherwise, it is equivalent to her cage.
"Meow~~~"
Sure enough, a faint grief came from inside the box, and she must be confused now, why did the magic fail?
How's that, still don't you want to admit it? In that case.
Hey.
My face flashed a shadow in an instant, and with a gentle smile, I came to the box with my sword.
Trembling~~
The box was trembling slightly, and it looked like a sealed box containing some mischievous little animal, and it seemed that Finney had not given up.
I resolutely found a few nails, and with a few clicks, the lid was nailed firmly.
"Meow Woo Woo ~~~~~"
Inside the box, Finney discovered my plot and seemed to want to escape, but unfortunately the lid was already pressed tightly by me.
Then, I picked up the whole box, spun it like a basketball, stared at the corner of the box, and purred and turned the whole box upside down.
"Meow~Meow~Meow~Meow~......"
From inside the high-speed box, there was a pitiful cry from Finney, which was intermittent and nonexistent.
"Hiss~~~"
No one noticed the slight abrupt sound coming from the box, except for ......
"Oh no."
Tia held her head.
"What's wrong?" Seeing Tia's unbearable look, Beya couldn't help but lean over.
"The magic in the box, the destruction is too direct, it's going to explode, Fan Fanhe, woo~~~~"
Beya's face was confused, and then there was a black line, and she only understood one sentence, and that was that the box was about to explode.
So, the two girls decisively took a step back.
"Boom Boom T
There were six explosions in a row, and the six boxes in the clearing were reduced to pieces, but fortunately, because they were all small magic inside, the explosion was not strong, and it did not affect the civilians watching behind.
I was blown up inexplicably.
Who can tell me why the box suddenly exploded while it was spinning?
Although the force of the explosion was not great, it still had a certain impact on my weak body, and I was shocked by this violent explosion and lay on the ground.
Before I could sit up, a petite black shadow came one after another, so dead, just flew towards this side, and suddenly, before my brain recovered from the oscillation of the explosion, I didn't understand what was happening, and my eyes were black again, and I was smashed by the black shadow.
"Chirp~~~"
The five senses were still in chaos, and the soft and moist touch from my lips reached the nerve center first, making me open my eyes in surprise and panic.
A faint fragrance hit, and then, in the field of vision, Finney's stunning pretty face was reflected.
Then, a faint hint of the blushing and bewildering moans of Fini were heard faintly leaking from her lips.
"Cousin~cousin~meow~~"
The dust of the explosion settled, and everyone who saw this scene was stunned, and the large open space was quiet, and even the cold wind that always howled in winter cowered in front of this shocking scene, and disappeared without a trace......
Chapter 1111, dedicated to the singles......