Chapter 111: Rambo
The clumsy mechs couldn't catch up with the boys, so the yodelers pressed a button.
With a violent tremor, the rocket behind the mecha roared into the sky, flew to the highest point, and then fell.
The bullies fled to the arch at the edge of the plaza, at which point the rockets rumbled to the ground, unleashing flames and plasma, blocking their retreat.
A scorching wall of fire stood between them and the arch, and on the other side the yodelers surrounded them in mechs, trapping them in place.
"If you don't apologize today, don't even think about leaving!" The sharp-tongued yodelers howled in a high-pitched voice that usually sounded intimidating. But now, the mecha fire-spitting device is still on fire!
As long as it spews gas, it can burn these boys to death at any time.
"I'm sorry, Yodel-sama, I shouldn't have called you a garbage guy......" Ctsu cried.
"Not this!" The yodeler in the driver's seat immediately shouted, aiming at the electronic harpoon.
"I shouldn't have come back for revenge," he said, leaning into the dust.
"What did I say at the beginning?" The driver was still not satisfied, because Kesu did not get to the point.
"Forgive me, I really don't remember" Czsu was so anxious that he almost knelt down and begged for mercy, and seeing that he was almost stupid, the yodeler shouted:
"I'll let you call me grandpa! Do you hear me?! ”
Kesu was so shocked that he was speechless, and then he tentatively shouted: "Master... Father? ”
"I don't have a grandson like you, get out of here!"
As the rockets went out, the yodeler's mace on the right arm of the machine smashed a hole in the ground, and Ksu rose from the dust and fled.
"Do yodelers like to ride mechs?" Seeing this scene, Kai'Sa couldn't help but ask with a straight face.
"The yodelers are all wonderful, but they all look different." TV updates the fastest //
As soon as Karn finished speaking, he heard a rumbling sound approaching him.
"And you, say my Tristy has a toilet plug!" Yodel angrily drove his mech back and walked up to the two of them.
"You may have misheard."
"Did you hear it wrong? No way! I've got clever ears, and you've insulted my Tristi! Insulted my fabulous design! ”
"I added later, this design is simply ingenious."
Kai'Sa glanced at Karn, she didn't hear it at all, Karn was just talking nonsense with his eyes open.
The yodelers, however, were skeptical, and their big furry ears turned into airplane ears because of their thinking.
"Really? As long as you admit that my mech is the best mecha in the world, I will believe you. ”
"I confess......" Karn couldn't help but laugh, holding back his laughter.
When Kai'Sa saw that he was suffering, she said to Yodel, "Fake." ”
The yodeler blew his beard and glared: "Little sister, do you want me to smash you flat with this mace?" Look at this ornament, this is a 100% mace that truly belongs to the Ascension Era! ”
Kai'Sa ignored his threats and said bluntly, "Your mech is nothing more than a piece of rag that has been pieced together in tatters. ”
"You've me off!" The pilot made a sizzling sound as he aimed his harpoon at Kai'Sa and shouted, "Do you know who I am?" Have you ever seen a yodel that needs to be looked up to? ”
"Honestly, this is the first time I've seen a yodel elf." Kaisha's indifferent tone made the other party directly dumbfounded.
This made Karn feel a little surprising, he didn't learn good words, but he learned colloquials quite quickly. For example, what Uncle Picheng, Tiaozi, and now Yodel Shorty......
But what makes him even more strange is Kaisha's attitude, ordinary girls should be girlish when they see this kind of furry thing, right, but she showed quite disgust, even if the other party's attitude is too arrogant, but at least it is still reasonable......
Karn was clearly acting, playing with the yodeler, but Kai'Sa was tearing her face apart.
This reminded him of a phenomenon where the yodelers shouted and beat everyone in the human world, and he didn't know why, maybe Kaisha's instinctive disgust could explain it.
Speaking of height, the yodeler in the driver's seat was directly furious.
He was poked in the sore spot, and even among the generally short yodelers, his short stature was extremely glaring, so he was not less bullied by his kind.
That's why he built such a mecha to protect himself and shut up those people.
"Little man, today is your time of death! In order that you will not die in vain, I will tell you my name Rambo! I'm Rambo, the strongest mechanized driver in Runeterra! ”
"Just you?"
Kaisha's disdainful expression ignited Rambo's anger.
He manipulated the mech to swing the mace, but Kai'Sa immediately pulled Karn out of the way, and instantly transformed, stepped on the mace and ran to the driver's seat, grabbed the yodeler by the neck, and jumped off.
All this happened between lightning and fire, and by the time Rambo reacted, he had been carried in mid-air with his feet off the ground!
"Ahhh Let me go! You'll regret it! ”
No matter how strong the pilot is, leaving the mecha is a waste, Rambo struggles desperately in Kaisha's hands, but because his head is too big, he can't grasp the claw on the back of his neck no matter how he moves.
He was caught by the back of fate's neck, and could only let out a strange cry of impotence and rage in a thin voice.
"Who's the little guy now?" Kai'Sa didn't forget to taunt, making Rambo furious again: "You robbed me of my lines, this is what I originally planned to say after I taught you a lesson!" ”
Karn saw that he had become like this for a while, and he simply let himself go.
He climbed into Rambo's beloved mech and stood in the driver's seat in the open air, figuring out how to shove his ass into the cramped cockpit.
"Hey! Bastard! Bring me down, Tristi can't bear the weight of you humans! ”
"Oh? Is that so? Tristi, I'm coming in. ”
Karn just wanted to experience what it was like to control a mech, and although Rambo's machine was in tatters, it was still a mech.
As soon as he got into the cockpit, he accidentally touched a switch, and he heard the sound of a rocket going up to the sky behind him!
Watching the rockets turn around in the sky, the landing point was his beloved mecha, and the pile of rags in the shed that could piece together the portal to go home. Rambo immediately shouted in horror: "Hurry up and intercept the rocket with a harpoon, it will kill you!" ”
But at this critical juncture, Kane not only didn't have the idea of escaping for his life, but also slowly groped in the cockpit: "Which is the button for the harpoon launch?" Be clear. ”
This made Rambo collapse on the spot!
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