Chapter 112: The Witch (First Order 1600 Plus Update)

"It's over. I can't go home. ”

Just when Rambo was in despair, Kai'Sa behind him aimed at a rocket in the sky, and the pod shot a round of hovering missiles, detonating the rocket in the air with great precision, leaving only a pile of burning debris to rain down.

"It's all said to be in tatters, but that's it." Kai'Sa frowned disdainfully.

He was speechless for a moment, and secretly said in his heart that you are powerful, you are right, and at the same time silently promised never to say that his shooting skills are the most extreme.

Rambo was just relieved, but the next moment his heart was raised to his throat again.

"I remember there was a safety ejection device...... Is it this big red button? ”

Karn's words caused Rambo's blood pressure to rise suddenly, and he screamed and begged Karn not to touch the button, or the entire mech would explode.

That's his life's work!

Karn just flicked a shot, of course not going to press the button, and seeing that Rambo had learned enough lessons, he jumped out of the cockpit.

He told Kai'Sa to let go of Rambo, but if it was straightforward or deliberate, Kai'Sa let go, and then the little man fell to the ground, kicking up a puff of dust.

Rambo groaned, then immediately got up and ran to the mech, trying to regain control of the situation.

In fact, it was just that staying on it made him feel safe, and he knew that he had no way to take Kaisha, and it was impossible for him to control the situation.

"Rambo, I actually know you." Karn said earnestly, which made Lambert pause.

"You know me? Rambo, the strongest mechanized driver in the Land of Runete: Rambo! ”

Karn was speechless by the long sentence, the mech was like a toy in his eyes.

In order to stop him from feeling so good about himself, Karn uttered a name that Rambo considered taboo.

"Not only do I know you, I know Tristana." He said, "I also know why your mech was named Tristi. ”

"Ahhhh Don't say it, don't say it! I can't hear it, I can't hear it! Rambo instantly exploded, and couldn't help but blush...... Well, the hairy face has no sign of blushing at all.

"I warn you, don't say it again! Otherwise I'll ......"

"Otherwise what?" Kai'Sa cast a dangerous gaze.

"Otherwise, I'll press the automatic ejector and pop myself out!" He shouted loudly without skin and face, he couldn't afford to lose this person.

He wouldn't say that it was because Tristana was the only one who stood up for him when he was being ridiculed, and he named the mech Tristi's.

"You're probably trying to make me laugh to death." Karn paused, "I can say nothing, but you have to do something. ”

"What do you want to do?" Rambo vigilantly hugged the mech's foot.

"For example, take me to Bandel City"

"No way!" Rambo suddenly shouted, "You humans are not allowed to enter Bandel City!" ”

"Why?" Karn crossed his arms and looked down at Rambo the dwarf.

In fact, he just wanted to go and see if there were any magical creatures that were not available in Runeterra, but there were enough magical creatures in Runeterra, so he didn't have to go.

"I don't know! I knew Bandle City wouldn't allow humans to enter, so you'd better not go! It has been hundreds of years since humans set foot there. ”

"Well, then I won't go, I wanted to visit your junkyard." Kane groaned, "Well, I'll ask you a few questions, and I'll let you go if you answer them well." ”

Rambo thought for a moment and nodded.

"First, what are you doing here?"

"Pick up the rags." Rambo pointed to his small trailer: "Shurima has a long history, and there are many dusty treasures, which are all regarded as rags by illiterate people, and I will save them!" ”

Speaking of rags, Rambo became extremely excited, because he was inspired to become a great inventor of waste recycling.

He gave his speech in high spirits: "The tattered is full of potential! Stupid people can't see its value, but with imagination, hard work, and love, the rags will turn into the best mecha! …… Or something else. ”

Kaisha on the side was speechless about Rambo's logic, this broken mecha also bullied and bullied ordinary people, and even the rocket guidance was not as accurate as her barrage, and she talked about the best mecha. TV debut

"Stop, next question." Karn felt that Rambo was very noisy, so he quickly changed the subject: "Where is your witch now?" ”

"Which witch? There's more than one witch in Bandle City. Rambo blew on his beard and glared.

"Tell me everything you know."

"Lulu the Witch No. 1 is always with Tristana, a guerrilla gunner who always protects the gates to Bandel City from being breached, so that the yodelers who are out there can find their way home."

"And Lulu has a whispering key on her that can open a lot of portals, so Tristana has her with her. I don't like Lulu though, because the daredevils always recognize Tristana as Bobby, and although they both have purple skin, silver hair, and the little wrinkles on their noses when they get angry, Bobby is much more serious than Tristana, who has a fiery temper and only a fool would mistake them both! ”

"Nora, the second witch, I only know that she lives in a cabin in a woodland valley on the outskirts of Bandel with a she-cat named Yuumi, and she is rarely seen in the city. And she has a magic book that can open all the portals to the Runeterras at any time and anywhere, so Nora often takes her cat to the Runeterras to adventure, travel and collect things. ”

Rambo sneered and showed a sour expression, in his opinion, Lulu was a crumb witch, who followed Tristana every day like a fart, recklessly causing all kinds of trouble, and really didn't understand why Tristana was so patient with her.

Karn didn't want to listen to Rambo's ramblings, but he followed his words and thought that Bobby and Tristana were indeed quite alike, otherwise how could they be called a hammer-shaped cannon?

Moreover, the yodel women all seem to have purple skin, does this mean that Nora, who he has never seen, is also purple-skinned?

"Is Nora still in Bandle City?" He asked.

"It should be there. How? Do you have an idea for the Grimoi? The thief wants to invade Bandel City through the Grimoire? Rambo turned Karn's brain into a bad villain, and then swore to the death, "Humph! Then you're looking for the wrong person, and I won't help you if I die! ”

Bandel City is the home of the yodelers, and all yodeers will consciously protect their homes from disaster.

Even Rambo, a little man with no friends, would do it.