Chapter 1065: The Ambition of God's Birthday

Eight days had passed since the battle with the Pain Worm, less than a month before the Birth of the Gods.

Leaning against the head of the bed, I counted and counted with my fingers, and this number was still correct, and my heart was filled with a mess of thoughts, and my head was extremely large.

It's been less than a month since the Birthday of the Gods, and from the letters from Veras, they have long heard that Akara is already showing his skills and preparing to hold a new Birthday of the Gods.

Because the use of teleportation has become extremely cheap, the people who participate in the God's Birthday held by Rog's camp this time will be far more than the camp and camp adventurers, and the vast majority of adventurers from the First World, and the momentum may be ...... No, if we hadn't misunderstood that group of adventurers who loved to join in the fun, it would definitely be more lively and tossing than the last jousting tournament.

Although the camp is large, but the adventurers are all giant tanks, so many of them are pouring in, naturally they can't accommodate it, so early, Akara and they began to plan and build several areas, specifically for the use of the god's birthday, of course, in order to let everyone have fun, this time the god's birthday is extended to three to five days in the idea of Akara's earth-shattering ghosts and gods.

Think about how much shaking it would be if Chinese New Year's Eve was extended from one day to three to five days in the original world? Although it's not that it's too hard to think of anything, but for this kind of thing that has been passed down for hundreds of thousands of years, everyone has become accustomed to it, and it is almost understood as a kind of law, which can break the stereotype and make everyone fall through their glasses, and it is worthy of the Great Elder Akara who leads the entire alliance, and his innovative ideas are not understandable to ordinary people.

That way, I have more time to make a mess of it...... Ahem, no, I just have more time to plan the Birthday of the Gods, so that everyone can come to the scene and return satisfied, well, as an elder of the Alliance, I feel that I have this right, and at the same time, I will strictly shoulder this obligation and shoulder the burden of the entire Birthday of the Gods.

So, my ensemble with Alyus will be the opening of the first day, and after the prayer service, a violin will be played...... Oh, the dark here seems to be called the saxophone, to come to such a hand of saxophone accompaniment to the passionate song, under the perfect melody of elegance and omission, I believe it will definitely stir up the atmosphere in an instant.

The question is, which one should I choose? A passionate song...... I looked down in thought, then slapped my palm, well, it's you - the globe (Chinese roaring version).

Oh hahaha

No, no, it seems that the topic has been opened.

Putting away my smug posture, I quickly shook my head and forcibly pulled my train back on track.

It was precisely because of the letters from the Veras and their sisters that the preparations for the Birthday of the Gods had now entered in full swing, and my homesickness became stronger and stronger, and I longed to fly back to Camp Rogge and meet them immediately.

However, it is not good to not take care of the body, although there is Jieluka to replenish the demon, and now the body is recovering at an incredible speed, but to be honest, with my current body, I am not sure to take a ghost shell from the little ghost for the time being, don't just go home when the person just comes home, he will become a victim of the ghost body shell, lie on the bed as a wounded person for three or two months, and watch the birthday of the god pass by his fingertips.

Therefore, considering the premise of other qiē, it must be that you can safely survive the ghost body cannonball of the little ghost and stand on the Rogue camp alive......

Just let Veras send her pan and stick it to her stomach, Veras's pan and the little ghost's head, these two most terrifying things in the world, like the strongest shield and the sharpest spear, what will happen when they collide together?

I was deeply shocked by this terrible thought and sketched out in my mind what that scene would come about.

A terrifying ghost cannonball hit him in the abdomen, but the abdomen was already covered with Veras's pan, so it was very likely...... There is a good chance that this will happen......

- At that moment, the little ghost's head hit the pan, and the pan transferred the force that hurt Barr's eggs to my abdomen...... And then flew out like a loser...... Then, the image that came to my mind was a black and white photo of me smiling in a sea of white chrysanthemums in the lobby amid a cry......

The answer is that the little ghost's head and pan are all right, and I, too, will die.

Therefore, the answer to the story of the ancient self-contradiction also came out, what would happen when the strongest spear and the hardest shield collided, and the result was that the two were at peace with each other, and the real one was shocked to death.

Unexpectedly, I unintentionally solved this historical problem that no one has been able to solve for thousands of years. For example, you know too much or something.

It seems to be off topic again, woo~~~

I hugged my head and screamed.

In addition to the fact that the body has not recovered enough to deal with the various events after returning to the camp, in addition to the ghost body cannonballs of the little ghost, such as this one with Veras...... And Sarah's ...... Ahem, in short, it is a topic that is forbidden for children.

In addition, there are two reasons, the first is that Jieluka is lying next to her, how can you say that she is only a newlywed now, and it will take half a month for people to spend their honeymoon, so it is naturally impossible for Jieluka to follow me back to the camp, so leaving her down early, doesn't it feel like I am really just using her to make up for the devil?

There are also Carlos and Seattlek, the two of them are still out there to recover the remaining crystal fragments, it was originally their own task, and they are already sorry to be handed over to them to complete, and it makes no sense if they run back to Rog's camp before them to enjoy the blessings.

I was thinking about the camp all the time, and I wanted to spend a little more time with Jeluka, and I felt that I didn't want to wait for Carlos and Seattlek, and I couldn't go away, and these mixed things came together to form my current chaotic brain.

"Uh-huh~~~~"

The quilt around him squirmed, and the sound of getting up in a daze came from inside, and there was a coquettish attitude.

"Wake up, Geluka Piggy?"

Leaning back against the head of the bed, I leaned down and kissed Jeruka's delicate lips, which had just come to her senses.

"It's not all ...... The Beast Prince's bad ......"

Jeluka was still half-asleep, as if she didn't want to get up, she picked it up, her plump breasts full of elasticity pressed against her abdomen, and the squeezing changed into a wonderful shape that would make any man's heart beat faster, and the delicate and confused face rubbed against her chest and closed her eyes again.

"I mean, haven't you been a little too tired lately?"

I whispered as I hugged Jeluka, who had come up on her own initiative, and gently combed her long purple hair with my fingers.

"No...... Like? ”

The pretty face, which had a stunning perfect posture, rose up from her chest and asked vaguely, but there was a hint of panic in her half-squinted purple eyes.

The heart of a girl in love is as fragile as porcelain, and she is often worried about some obvious things, but even Jeroka is not exempt from vulgarity.

I hugged her tightly in my arms and kissed her affectionately: "What do you say, if you don't like it, will you hug her so tightly?" I hope I can always be like this, my lovely little maid, so docile to herself. ”

"Hmph, liar."

Only then did Jeluka close her eyes with peace of mind, and the corners of her mouth could not suppress a smile of satisfaction.

"I have to be like this because of the despicable methods of the Prince of Beasts, there is no way, I have been stained by His Royal Highness, and I can't get married, as long as I wronged myself to satisfy His Highness's perversion, in order not to lose my favor, it is definitely not voluntary......"

I said this, but like a small animal clinging to my master, I rubbed in my arms again.

Although she still has a hard mouth, but such a Jeluka unexpectedly gives people a very docile and lovely feeling, unfortunately, after getting out of bed, she will return to the yellow maid who has a poisonous tongue and a black belly and also serves as a contraceptive pill salesman, is this the legendary bed sentence between the two?

"Hey, Jeluka, pick up where we talked about the other day, and tell me about the Twelve Horsemen."

"Hmm~~"

There was just a coquettish moan in his arms.

"As you said then, Lord Merlin asked the Goddess of the Forest to grant that ...... Ahem, the ability to restore the body refers to you alone or all of you? ”

"Woo~~"

As I expected, Jeluka immediately looked up and looked at me with a sinister look.

"Beasts...... Sure enough, it's not enough to have one of me, I want to stretch my claws to the other one, it's really a beast, a beast, a giant beast."

“……”

I knew it would cause a misunderstanding like Jieluka, not to mention that when she was just "newlywed", she was very sensitive to these things, even in normal times, she would definitely think and complain like this, Jieluka, this guy, in addition to cleanliness, is also a little possessive.

But I'm genuinely curious.

After much explanation, she seemed to reluctantly accept my curious statement, and shook her head in confusion.

"Others...... I don't have this ability, Prince Fool, but I explained in advance that the only people who survive as personal maids are me and Kalujie, that is to say...... Other words...... That one...... That one...... Woo~~ Anyway, as long as you know, Kalujie and I are personal maids, so even if the perverted prince of beasts is like this and that, no matter how unwilling he is, because as the personal maid of Her Majesty the Queen, she has the obligation to serve the prince, and she can't resist.

But the others are different, they are only loyal to Her Majesty, and they will not sell your account, if you think they are as easy to bully as me and Carusie, you can do whatever you want...... Casual ...... That one...... When the time comes, don't blame me for not saying it. ”

"Uh......"

Speaking of which, this stupid maid still thinks that I will stretch out my claws to the other twelve knights, and it seems that the name of the Prince of Beasts is firmly in her heart.

No way, who let himself say such undisciplined words as "no day and no night, no shame and no rash life"? Even if I was regarded as the prince of beasts, I can't find any excuse now, or I don't bother to refute it.

This trip back to Camp Rogge may be a redemptive journey for my druid Wu Fan to regain his discipline.

"Do you mean that Calujie also has this ability?"

I know that asking this sentence will definitely be misunderstood by Jieluka again, but it doesn't matter anymore, I have already given up on myself, before returning to the Rogue camp, please call me Wu Fan, the Elder of the Undisciplined Song God.

"Woo~~ Sure enough, when I heard me say this, I immediately hit the idea on Kalujie, knowing that I could do whatever I wanted, and I wouldn't be resisted, so I couldn't wait to push her down, bully her, and let her do those shameful things and say those shameful things like me, right...... No, maybe...... Maybe ......"

Jeluka's eyes were filled with tears of shame, and she glared at me with a vigilant beastly gaze of 100% purity.

"Wait, wait, you can eat things indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, when will I let you do something shameful and say something shameful."

Even if I don't care about discipline anymore, it's intolerable to casually put these charges on my head.

"Both...... It's time like this, do you still have to quibble? Clearly...... I've already made me do it...... Doing that shameful thing and saying that shameful thing...... Now I don't admit it, I thought you were just a beast and a pervert, but I didn't expect it...... Didn't expect ......"

"Hey...... If you say it, I've made you ashamed of what you've done," I cried out loud and laughing.

"Look, aren't you forcing me right now to tell me all those shameful things that are hard to talk about? And said no. Jeluka said confidently.

“……”

Defeated by this guy.

"Okay, just when I didn't ask."

Staring at me for a while, I could only raise my hand to surrender, and if I quarreled, I would not be the opponent of this yellow maid anyway.

"Hum Hum ~~~~~"

You see, she immediately got carried away, is she still a child? Although in terms of the lifespan of the elves, it is true that she is still a Lori, yes.

"It's not impossible to sue His Royal Highness Prince Sù, anyway, there's nothing to hide." As a result, I didn't ask, but she couldn't help but talk about it.

"Actually, I don't know if Kalujie has this kind of ...... This ability to restore the body lì. ”

"You don't know? Aren't you Gemini Knights? My eyes widened.

"This kind of ...... This kind of humiliating thing, even the twins of the other party will not sue sù, stupid" Geluka looked shy.

"Well, that's right."

It's really a difficult question to ask, even if it's twins, if the other party suddenly asks: Hey, can you help a man make up for it? If it were you, what would your expression be? What's more, it's a girl like Kalujie who has a clear eye and is extremely serious, if she asks like this, even her twin sister Jeluja may be hung upside down on the crystal tree by her in shame, don't forget jì, Kalujie's strength is the second among the twelve knights.

"Does Calugee know you have this ability?" On a whim, I asked again.

"I don't know." As a result, Jeluka still shook her head.

"If she didn't have this ability herself, she would definitely guess that I had this ability, and if she did, she wouldn't be able to guess like me."

"That is to say, when His Excellency Merlin prayed to the goddess of the forest to give you the ability of the twin knights, this is an existing fact, but which one was given, or both were given at the same time, because this kind of thing is difficult to say, so they are not very clear to each other, anyway, at least one of the two of you must have this ability, if one of you does not have it, you can be sure that the other person will definitely have it, but on the contrary, if you have this ability, you can't be sure whether the other party has it, right."

Jeluka nodded wordlessly, and then sighed with a flushed face: "Woo, as a result, I was coerced and induced by the Prince of Beasts to discuss this shameful topic. ”

There was a pause, and then his expression became even more depressed and helpless.

"If such a beast prince knows, even if he forcibly orders our two sisters to sleep together in the name of supplementing the body in the future, if the fourth part of the Duke of Beasts - "The Dust Withers: The Twin Flower Adopted Daughter in the Duke's Villa" does, such and such a shameful game, it will be put on a shameful ......"

"Please respect yourself ......"

I hurriedly covered Jieluka's mouth, I couldn't stand the birds, even I, a man who had given up his temperament and turned into a terrifying undisciplined demon king, couldn't stand the yellow jokes that burst out of the mouth of this yellow maid, who is the author of the Duke of Beasts series, I want to swallow him alive and roar

"Yawn~~"

Far away in the world, a small sneeze was heard.

Day 9......

Early this morning, it was rare that I didn't make up for the magic with Jeluka...... No, it's a ridiculous life in bed that no day and night, no shame and no restlessness, and I almost forgot about it, I'm now a man who has become a big demon king who does no evil, no and no sale, hum.

The reason is, Carlos and Seattlek, two guys, are finally back.

In a small bar in an inconspicuous corner of the Fortress of the Demons, four people, me, Carlos, and Seattlek, sat around a table, and Jeluka stood behind me, posing as a perfect and meticulous personal maid.

"That...... It's hard for two of you. I sipped the juice as I glanced at the two of them and smirked.

"Am I dazzled? How about you two...... They all seem to be a little haggard and a little tanned......"

"It's hard to ...... words"

Carlos and Seattleck looked at each other, revealing a miserable look of sympathy, and sighed at the same time.

"Hasn't the old drunkard come yet? At this time, she is the first to come and drink. ”

I laughed a few times, and then my eyes fell to the entrance of the bar, just in time to see the burgundy conspicuous figure, which staggered into view......

It's the middle of the month, can everyone's monthly pass and recommended ticket be a little more powerful?