Chapter 1066 The sad explosion

"Yo ~~~~~"

Sure enough, as soon as this guy sat down, he immediately assumed the posture of a host, raised Erlang's legs high, and snapped his fingers, asking the waiter to bring the wine measured by the altar.

I wonder if this guy has the consciousness to pay as a host, then he can live with it.

"Little hairy heads, call your great teacher here today, what is there to discuss, you know, I am very busy, this time and a half will be delayed, but the loss of hundreds of thousands of gold coins."

Me: "......"

I suddenly found that in fact, I, the undisciplined demon king, was nothing in front of the old drunkard, and that was the distance between the demon king and God.

"Ahem, Mr. Kasha, in fact, I came to you this time to discuss the matter of the crystal fragment."

Carlos coughed a few times, but finally resisted the accusation that his "great teacher" had forgotten him and Seattle in a corner of the city wall nine days earlier.

"Goo-goo...... Grunt...... Water...... Crystal shards...... Goo ......"

The old drunkard who can drink at an elevation angle of 60 degrees and can still speak, his ability has broken through the sky.

"Ha~~~~ Crystal shards? How's it going over there? ”

After drinking half a jar of wine, the drunkard let out a strong sip of wine and asked a little seriously.

"Oh, there's nothing wrong with the River of Flames, take this thing with you, and there's no movement for a long time, it's a pure waste of time to continue."

Seattlek interjected in a gruff voice, pulling out a metal skull cookie from his hand that was filled with a suspicious smell of piracy.

Hey?

On the elven side...... Is there nothing wrong with Curast anymore?

I turned my head and glanced at Jeluka out of the corner of my eye, who had recently been so obsessed with the unashamed and impatient manipulation of this yellow maid that I forgot to ask her how the mission was on Kurast's side.

As far as the eye could see, I saw her nodding slightly, this intelligence leader, who was also addicted, had not missed work after all.

Think about it, too, three thousand Spartans...... Ahem, three thousand elite elf soldiers all have this kind of skeleton biscuits with a search radius of more than ten kilometers, even if the Kurast area is several times larger than other regions, in the past two months, they should have almost turned them upside down, and there are alliance adventurers on the side to assist...... Well, hopefully it's really helping.

Looking at Seattleck, and then at the poor little skeletal cookie on top of his big palm, I was suddenly shocked and realized that I wasn't trying to say that in the first place.

Think about it...... The skull cookie has to be worn on the head to work, and it has to be worn on the left side, what kind of bird rule is this, those bastard elven mages

But if it's Seattle......

I began to imagine in my mind, Seattlek with a skull biscuit on the left side of his bare head, wielding a magic broom, spinning a magical girl transformation dance, the armor on his body turned into a pink ribbon magic dress in the rainbow wrap, explosive muscles like steel, a thick and sturdy body like an elephant, holding the dress straight to burst, the shiny big bald head became more and more dazzling under the skull biscuit, like a sun fist-like effect, and the coquettish pigtails behind the head were gorgeously scattered in the dance, Surrounded by pink ribbons that stretch through it, it is tied into a lovely ribbon bow shape at the end of the hair, and a small golden bell is tied to it with a jingle bell.

And there are words in the mouth.

"Puff puff...... I like to fight the most.,Fight barbarian girl Seattlek.,Gorgeous debut meow~~~~.

"Oh oh oh oh oh"

With tears streaming down my face, I hit the corner of the table with my forehead, what an ominous sight, this kind of heavy and hilarious scene is more spitting than the transformation dance of Farah who was photoshopped in the elves back then

"This guy...... What's wrong? ”

Seattlek asked, pointing to a guy who was constantly banging on his forehead and sharp table corners.

"I don't know, Senior Brother Wu occasionally suddenly makes strange moves, it's not like you haven't seen it, probably telling us that he is in good health."

Carlos was also puzzled.

"Hey, hey, hey, give me a little serious, your great teacher's time, but it's being wasted by you"

Seeing that the two students were talking to themselves, one student couldn't think of it and stumbled with the corner of the table, completely looking like a bad middle school junior class, he couldn't help but pat the table dissatisfied, and didn't forget to take a few more sips while talking.

To put it simply, this table is a bunch of delinquent teenagers taught by bad teachers, with the exception of Carlos.

"Ahem, Mr. Kasha, we mean, isn't it time, it's time to go back to camp."

Carlos's face was straight, and a trace of irrepressible excitement flashed in his calm eyes, this guy probably can't wait to go back to see his baby daughter Kajie'er, why bother? There is no need to guess, basically this strange relationship between father and daughter, as soon as they meet, it will inevitably end up killing in an instant - I mean that as soon as they meet, the loving father will immediately be punched into a meteor by his daughter.

Seattlek didn't care, he didn't have anyone to worry about in the camp, but the attraction of God's birthday was not small, so when Carlos said this, he also nodded his head.

"Back to camp...... I wanted to go back, but ...... But the task given to me by the organization has not yet been completed, so what face do I have to go back?"

The old drunkard muttered, and suddenly put on a vicissitudes of life as a homesick prodigal son.

"Back to camp...... I wanted to go back, but ...... But I haven't drunk enough in the Demon Fortress, and I'm going to be caught by Akara as a coolie again, so why should I go back?"

I indifferently reinterpreted the old drunkard's words on the side, and Carlos and Seattlek looked at their teacher's gaze, and the next moment suddenly became indifferent.

"Wait...... Wait, what are you talking about, bastard boy"

The old drunkard struck me on the head in a hurry, then at Carlos and then at Seattle, and sighed helplessly, and hung his head.

"Okay, you can do what you say......

The three of them looked at each other and smiled, and finally got the toughest guy to deal with.

"What about the remaining fragments of crystal?"

The matter of returning to the camp was finalized, and the topic between them was extremely relaxed, thinking that after all, only Carlos, Seattlek and the old drunkard were in charge of the demon fortress, unlike the elves, who had three thousand troops and were equipped with the most advanced search tools, and it was inevitable that there would be missing crystal fragments that were not found, I couldn't help asking.

"It's simple, I've discussed it with Lord Akara."

Carlos, the most reliable and calm in a table, replied with a smile.

"After we leave, at that time, the alliance will send a reconnaissance team, and the elves will borrow some of these tracking magic guides to carry out a search in the area of the demon fortress, once the reaction of the crystal fragments is confirmed, they will first reconnoiter the intelligence, confirm the number and strength of the crystal fragments, and then according to this information, formulate the corresponding tasks in the mage guild, and then the adventure team of the demon fortress will take over the task, destroy the monsters, and recover the crystal fragments."

"That's a good idea."

After listening to Carlos's detailed explanation, I kept nodding my head.

This approach can not only ensure the safety of adventurers, but also allow the adventure team to hone themselves according to the corresponding difficulty, and at the same time can get a lot of task rewards, if the other party is a monster from the third world, maybe there will be additional equipment gains, it may be the essence of the third world, even if you can't wear it, take it back to the demon fortress to show off, it is also a face-saving thing.

Therefore, it is estimated that as soon as the mission is released, all the adventurers in the Demon Fortress will go crazy for it, maybe they can't even take care of the God's Birthday, and there may be such a fanatical team.

"However, in terms of mission rewards, Grand Elder Akara still hopes that our side can formulate them according to the actual situation."

With that, Carlos' gaze fell on me.

"Huh, me?"

I pointed to myself and watched Carlos tilt his head slightly.

"Well......" I thought hard,

Why would Akara let me do such a thing, is it because I'm Rogge's third miser? No, no, isn't there a second stinginess of Rogge here, and it's not right, the old drunkard is unreliable, and it's hard to guarantee that he won't fill his pocket.

"Akara thought that you were still in bed, afraid of being idle and bored, so he assigned you something that you didn't need to do."

Probably I couldn't figure it out, Carlos explained.

So that's it......

"Having said that, Senior Brother Wu, how did you recover so quickly, when you were just carried back, looking at that miserable appearance, you must have drunk at least four bottles of energy elixir."

Speaking of this, Carlos and Seattlek looked at me with the same eyes as the old drunkard, looking at the creatures of the deep that emerged from the deep sea and grew as soon as the tentacles were cut off.

"Well...... this"

I dodged my gaze and inadvertently glanced at Jeluka, my face burning hot.

Fortunately, even if the three of them took in this scene, they would never have thought of the possibility of mending the demon.

"Hah...... Ahaha, that's all in all, right...... Thanks to the careful care of Jieluka, right? ”

"Dear...... His Royal Highness the Prince has won the prize. ”

The three old drunkards looked at us suspiciously, but they couldn't figure out the reason, let alone think of [that aspect], in their cognition, doing that kind of thing was a waste of their bodies, how could they be more and more energetic?

"Ahem, about the reward, you really have to think about it, the intensity of adventurers in each area is different, the same task difficulty, the corresponding task reward must also be different, you can't kill it with a rod, even if it's the same area, the same difficulty of the task, it's best to look at whether the monster is demonized by the power of the crystal fragment in the task, or the monster teleported from the third world, these two different possibilities, formulate different rewards, this matter, Carlos, This afternoon, you and I went to find Glio, as well as the leader of the Mage Guild here, and we discussed it in detail. ”

In order to hide the awkwardness and ambiguity that permeated the air between me and Jeluka, I coughed a few times and said in a good manner.

"This is naturally good, this kind of thing, it still has to be done by the alliance elders."

Carlos nodded in agreement, although he and Seattlek have a lot of weight in the alliance, they don't have the bluff of the elder, and many things are inconvenient, at this time, I, the miscellaneous elder, can come in handy.

I always feel an inexplicable sadness......

"If a qiē shun lì, I think it will be fixed in...... I'm going back to camp in three days, what do you think? ”

I hesitated, and out of the corner of my eye, I touched Jeluka, whose face was equally gloomy in the dim shadows of the bar, delaying tomorrow until three days later.

"It's okay on my side."

"I'll do whatever I want."

"Just call me when you leave."

Carlos and the three replied one after another, and the matter was decided.

"That's right," I suddenly remembered something, and turned my head and glared at the old drunkard.

"Listen to Jeluka, after that battle, you were the first to arrive at the scene, right?"

"yes, what's wrong?"

The old drunkard yawned and replied nonchalantly.

"I might be grateful you got there so quickly, but ......"

I stretched out my hand to the old drunkard and put on a debt collection posture.

"I owe you money?" The old drunkard slapped his hand away and shouted drunkenly.

"Don't play dumb, that equipment that was blown off by the Pain Worm, bastard, do you want to be left alone?" I continued to stretch out my hand.

"Huh, blasting equipment?"

The old drunkard glared, and then knocked me on the head with the jug he was carrying.

"You guy still has the face to say, do you know how much work it took me to block the energy of the last blow for you? If it weren't for me, your last move would have been able to cut a line across the entire Dark Continent, killing and injuring countless bastards. ”

"Hey, is it so strict?"

I don't remember much about what happened after the complete rage, and seeing the old drunkard's angry look, and it didn't look like he was lying, I couldn't help but glance at the other three people inquiringly, and they all got nods in response.

"Can you take me to see it?"

Seeing everyone's attitude, I couldn't help but be interested, damn it, what did I do in the end, it would make the old drunkard show a palpitating expression.

At my insistence, the four of them walked with me anyway, leaving the bar, out of the demon fortress, carried by the old drunkard, and swept away in the direction of the day's departure, the barren battlefield.

"You can see it here."

It doesn't take much time to travel thousands of miles, just run a hundred miles, jump up a high mountain, and look down from the top to see the huge chasm that stretches all the way to the horizon.

Now the great chasm was filled with water, and from a distance, a glimmer of water shimmered in the gloomy mist, like a huge lake that stretched out to the sea.

"See, if I hadn't pushed your last move into the air, this huge ditch might have stretched all the way to Kurast, and how many lives would have disappeared by then."

The old drunkard lifted his chin smugly.

"Xin...... Thank you for your hard work......"

From the shock of seeing the chasm created by my beast at the beginning, to the slight complacency, and then to the fear after hearing the words of the old drunkard, I sincerely thanked this guy this time.

"Now you know, under this powerful attack, what is the equipment that is exploded, even if it is not destroyed, it is scraped to somewhere, do you still suspect that I have swallowed your equipment?"

made my heart weak, and the old drunkard pressed me step by step.

"There are no doubts, there are really no doubts." I quickly shook my head.

"So, what about the thank you gift that I helped you block that move?" The old drunkard began to rub his nose and face.

"Yes, yes, how about the good wine of the Ten Altar Elf Clan?"

"What, as the prince of the elven clan, can't you even get a little shack crystal wine?" The old drunkard expressed his displeasure.

"Wait"

Jeroka stepped up and spoke.

"Indeed, if it weren't for Elder Kasha, maybe His Royal Highness would have caused a catastrophe, as the prince of my clan, please allow me to apologize to Elder Kasha on behalf of His Highness."

As she spoke, Jeroka respectfully handed over a whole jar of wine.

"Oh oh oh, this is ......"

Kasha, who took over the wine jar, no matter how harsh he was, was satisfied with nothing to say at this time, this was a real whole jar, not a stingy bottle

"Old ...... Teacher, that ...... We've helped a lot, too. Seattle leaned in with a shy face, sniffing and sniffing.

"Of course, come, you come here......" Kashya's eyes rolled and he hooked his hand at Seattlek, and then took advantage of his approach to smack with a fierce black hand, knocking Seattlek into a daze, before turning around and snatching away, and disappeared in an instant.

“……”

The ugliness of human nature.

Anyway, Seattle, who was not lightly injured, finally got a few more bottles of Sack Crystal Wine from Jieluka, and he was so happy that he almost didn't worship Jieluka as a wine Guanyin, and even Carlos, although he didn't ask for it, he also stuffed a few bottles.

"You really have the consciousness of a housekeeper's wife."

The old drunkard ran away, and on the way back, I had to be in charge of carrying me, although the speed was slow, but Seattle and Carlos were soft-mouthed, so naturally they wouldn't say anything.

So, leaning on Jeluka's incense back, I leaned against her pointed ears and laughed softly, this fool, no one has been married yet, so I have maintained myself like this, and I am a little moved.

"Wife...... Wife or something, I don't know how to do it, but I'm afraid that such a stupid prince will ruin the family, and as a personal maid, I have to drink the northwest wind, so I have no choice but to do it. ”

Jeluka, who was particularly incapable of resisting the sensitive words of his wife and husband, retorted with a blushing face.

"Ha, you, if you can be a little more honest, it will be even cuter."

On the sideburns that exuded a faint fragrance, I kissed lightly, and I smiled secretly.

This stupid maid also said that she was afraid that I would lose, you were the most loser, and the wine that I gave out just now could be exchanged for a few pieces of dark gold equipment. ”

However, I just like to be a loser like this, and to keep my sweetheart like this, the cowardly belly, the black poisonous tongue, the fool, the undisciplined fuck the yellow maid......

The next chapter is going back to the camp, which lasts for three to five days, and most of the characters will appear at that time, can Xiao Qi write it well? Alas~~~