Chapter 57: Ghosts Sell Insurance in the Sun, Life Will Always Live Long (2-in-1 Chapter)

The sun gradually tilted towards the western mountains.

Su Honghao walked in the forest, stepping on the rustle of fallen leaves all over the ground, and the bleak afterglow reflected in the mountains and fields through the gaps in the branches of the dense forest, looking gloomy.

He rushed all the way forward, not caring if there would be a man-devouring beast in the forest.

It's just that what he didn't know, when he went deep into the Blood Extraction Forest, he was already unknowingly targeted by two phantoms hidden in the shadows.

The two phantoms are wearing formal leather shoes that are out of place in this world, and if any player is here, they will definitely be surprised that these two phantoms are dressed like CP0 in One Piece.

The two phantoms looked at Su Honghao from a distance and talked in a low voice.

"Senior, Lord Minotaur asked us to complete a thousand tasks in a year, but only one person appeared here in a few days, shouldn't we change places?" A shadow in an OL formal suit asked.

Another male phantasm put down the homemade cigarette in his hand and said, "We should not appear in public. In fact, it doesn't matter how many people are here, there are always thousands of people passing by in a year, and it depends more on whether there is a means to catch one accurately. And you're not experienced. It just so happens that there is a guy who is not afraid of death, so I'll show you some real skills. ”

With that, the Phantom threw the cigarette butt to the ground and stepped on it.

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When the last rays of sunlight disappeared and the cold wind began to run unscrupulously, Su Honghao walked in the dense forest shrouded in darkness by the faint moonlight, and he couldn't feel a trace of warmth at all.

At that moment, he felt a rustling sound behind him.

It's close.

He thought it was the beasts of the forest that had set their sights on him.

However, he is not afraid of death, but now that he is dead, he can only return to Cuiwei City when he returns to the city to resurrect, which is equivalent to falling into the magic nest of the Drizzle Hall again, which is not in line with his purpose of going to Qingxuanzong.

He wanted to survive halfway and reach the range where he could leave Cuiwei City smoothly by returning to the city to resurrect.

So he took out an ordinary sword from the equipment that had been exploded before, held it tightly in his hand, and was ready for battle at all times.

Although he is a weak scumbag in battle, as the saying goes, no matter how high his martial arts are, he is afraid of kitchen knives, on the other hand, he holds a weapon, even if the fierce beast that comes over is fierce, he may be hacked to death by his own sword.

He looked around vigilantly, but there was no movement, only the boundless darkness, and the shadows of the trees, like ghouls attending a funeral in the dark, quietly waiting for the moment to start eating.

He frowned, thinking that he was too sensitive, so he moved his steps again and walked slowly and cautiously.

But in the places he didn't notice, every time he took a step, a bloody footprint fell at the same time from a centimeter away from his heel, as if an invisible ghost was clinging to him, following his steps, but never making a sound.

He felt a faint chill down his spine, especially at the back of his neck, which was cold, and the wind was blowing rhythmically all the time, like someone putting his face to the back of his neck, and every breath would fall on his neck.

He turned sharply, but it was empty.

The distorted shadows of the trees seemed to show a perverted smile in the darkness, and the wind blew through the leaves, and the original rustling sound had unconsciously turned into a low sobbing cry.

Through the moonlight, he looked down and saw his footprints followed by two rows of bloody footprints.

There's something behind him!

Σ(っ°Д°; )っ

"Giggle......

A shrill smile of a baby suddenly appeared in his ears, like an eerie bell echoing in the hollow.

He quickly turned back and was shocked to see a distorted face stained with blood pressed against him ten centimeters away, smiling sickly at him.

"Ahh He was so frightened by this sudden scene that he retreated again and again, and at the same time swung his sword and slashed.

But the shadow of the sword flashed, and the strange face was gone, leaving only the shrill laughter of babies mixed with the low sobs of the waves.

"Giggle......

Hearing such a baby's laughter in the forest in the middle of the night can't help but make people feel creepy.

"What's that? Come out! Su Honghao roared.

But no one responded to him, only the eerie baby laughter still echoed.

Now even a fool can see that this is a ghost.

He wanted to get out of the place quickly, so he ran forward with all his might.

Although he will not die and is not afraid of pain, but the environment, coupled with the fear that people have hidden in their genes about the unknown, he is also afraid when he sees such a situation.

Just like the people in his previous life who went to the haunted house, knowing that the ghosts in the haunted house were all dressed by the staff, and his life would not be in danger in it, but under the infection of the atmosphere of the haunted house, the terrifying emotions would still spread in the hearts of every haunted house visitor, and even make them lose the ability to think, and they ran away frantically when they saw the "ghost", and they couldn't even calculate the most basic addition and subtraction arithmetic problems.

Now, this is the case with Su Honghao.

The eerie sound of baby laughter was always in his ears.

He looked back behind him, and the bloody footprints clinging to his heels were also there, and the entire dense forest seemed to be stained with blood, and blood continued to spill from the leaves, dripping to the ground, and then turning into blood-red faces buried in the soil, and his mouth was frantically open, but he didn't make any sound.

As his pace increased, the frequency of blood dripping increased, and more blood-red faces burst out of the ground, densely connected together, and the expanding edges were closing closer and closer to him.

Each face opened its mouth in a different rhythm, like a group of demons dancing, seeing his scalp tingle, like a blood basin of eyes churning, opening a pair of black and white eyes abruptly in the blood-red eye sockets, all staring at him, as if the gaze of death, swearing that his despair had been staged.

He ran wildly, he had never encountered such a terrifying scene, the haunted houses he had experienced in his previous life were all bluffed by props, but here, they were all real horrors, thousands of times more terrifying than haunted houses.

Suddenly, a lonely tomb appeared in front of him blocking his way, and the bustling blood-red faces around him also cut off his retreat.

The baby's smile became more cheerful in the sound of blood dripping, echoing back and forth in the dark forest.

The tomb began to tremble, the soil on it kept rolling down, and a white flag stood in front of the tomb and moved with the wind, and bloody handprints appeared one after another on the surface of the banner.

He knew he was going to die here.

At this moment, he suddenly felt as if something was crawling on his right shoulder, and he subconsciously reached out to grab it, and a cold touch made his hair stand on end.

He put what he had caught in front of his eyes, and to his astonishment he saw that it was a bloody severed hand, five fingers still wriggling, and at the palm of the hand was a baby's face looking at him with a strange smile.

He was terrified and hurriedly threw the severed hand out, but as the severed hand disappeared into the night, a bloody handprint inexplicably appeared on his chest.

Judging by the size of the bloody handprint, it was obviously a baby's handprint.

He was so frightened that he took a step back, but he tripped and fell to the ground.

He thought it was the roots of the tree that had tripped over him, but when he looked closely, he realized that it was a dead man's face buried in the soil that had tripped him.

The night is still like ink.

He hurriedly retracted his legs.

At this time, a shriveled human head was also revealed in the tomb, and the empty eyes oozed blood and tears, but he looked up at him and showed him a sickly smile unique to a mentally ill person.

As the tomb continued to tremble, its limbs kept crawling out of the dirt.

He swallowed his saliva and looked behind him, the tide of blood-red faces was still approaching, countless mouths were constantly open, and countless eyes were staring.

Suddenly, he noticed that his ankle seemed to have been caught by something.

He looked down and saw that a skeletal palm had already grabbed his right foot, and he hurriedly kicked the skeletal palm with his left foot, and a shriveled strange man on all fours had crawled out of the tomb.

He took a closer look, and was shocked to find that the strange man was facing upwards, with 180 degrees twisting of the joints of his arms, forming a deformed movement like a four-legged spider, and a long bloody mouth was cracked on the abdomen, and black and stinky blood kept flowing.

The strange man had crawled towards him, his empty eyes still bleeding from tears, but the sickly smile was giving rise to a baby's laugh.

He kicked and smashed the skeletal palm that was gripping his ankle hard, and quickly got up to prepare for battle.

Suddenly, the bloody handprints on the placket of his chest were crawling along his clothes.

He slapped his clothes wildly, but he couldn't get rid of the bloody handprints at all.

After a few moments, the bloody handprint reached the wrist on which he held the sword, and he held his wrist tightly.

He found that his hand was uncontrollable, as if an unseen person was holding his hand and preventing him from wielding his sword.

The strange man had crawled to his feet, and he kept retreating, but the tide of the blood-red face was approaching again, and he had no way to escape.

He kicked at the strange man, but the strange man grabbed his ankle and pulled it hard, and the whole person fell to the ground again.

The strange man quickly crawled on top of him, holding his limbs tightly, the thick black and smelly blood fell on him, the head on the strange man's abdomen stared at him tightly, although there were no eyeballs, he could feel that he was locked by a pair of strange gazes, making him powerless to resist.

The sickly smile on the strange man's face became more and more brilliant, and his mouth slowly opened, revealing a mouthful of broken and blackened teeth, and said gloomily: "Dear, do you want to buy insurance?" ”

This moment.

The atmosphere was suddenly as dead silent.

The whole world seemed to have been pressed the pause button, and even Su Honghao's panic stopped at this moment.

“???”

Su Honghao felt that there was something wrong with his ears, but when he looked at the strange man again, he found that the strange man's smile had become polite, and he didn't know when he was wearing a formal suit, so he was sure that he had heard correctly.

So......

Why are you so terrifying, scared me half to death, dare to love just to sell insurance?!

If Lao Tzu hadn't lived two lives and knew what the word insurance meant, I'm afraid he would have mistakenly thought that insurance was a terrible thing that could eat people's bone marrow!

This turn came so quickly that his face changed several times, and he didn't know what expression to put on, and his entire facial muscles twitched.

The weirdo has become a male phantom, dressed in formal clothes and slightly old, and even has a mature hairstyle, but he has a fair baby face, but there is a row of mustaches on his mouth, just like an immature junior high school student pretending to be mature.

He smiled at Su Honghao very politely and said, "We are the salesmen of Underworld Life Insurance, so we want to greet you cordially, do you want to buy insurance?" ”

Su Honghao looked at the sky speechlessly.

Buy your uncle!

I still want to greet your whole family cordially!

After a while, Su Honghao sat on a big stone to calm down, and there were two phantoms standing in front of him.

One of the female phantoms in OL formal clothes complained to the male phantoms: "Senior, the demonstration you gave me was not successful!" The other party is reluctant to buy our life insurance. ”

"Alas, the insurance industry is always going to be looked down upon, you have to get used to it."

The corners of Su Honghao's mouth twitched when he heard this.

Anyone who is scared half to death by you will roll their eyes afterwards, okay?!

He wanted to leave, but he was afraid of upsetting the two ghosts.

Obviously, he couldn't beat these two ghosts.

What if one of these two ghosts is unhappy and kills him, and sends him back to Cuiwei City directly?

However, there is a famous saying of the great man, that is, to make more of one's own people and less of the enemy.

Therefore, when encountering an existence that cannot be beaten but is not hostile to oneself, the best way to deal with it is to cultivate feelings with the other party and develop the other party into one's own person.

So he looked up at the two ghosts, changed his friendly attitude and said, "I'm suddenly curious about what your life insurance is, can you tell me about it?" ”

The male phantom's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly pulled the female phantom to sit opposite Su Honghao, and said: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Li Lei, her name is Han Meimei, I just came to the world this time, and I haven't had time to make a business card yet, so I will make it up to you next time." ”

Su Honghao was slightly stunned.

The name...... It's full of slots!

I thought that I would be able to say goodbye to English completely by crossing into another world, but I didn't expect you to even let me go if you were a ghost?!

Longevity!