Chapter 1213 kof

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As soon as I rushed in, I was ready to apologize to Linya and Lena, and to prevent Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon from sneaking up.

If these two old fellows dare to perform the vicious dog pounce when I rush in, as I thought, then the whirlwind leg that I had prepared a long time ago will surely sweep these two public enemies of the Dark Continent out of this camp, and then send a flaming dragon fist to completely turn them into cosmic garbage.

Unfortunately, it seems to have been a bit of a miscalculation, and the inside of the tent is calm.

When I asked about the doubts in my heart, Linya smiled slightly troubled.

"Lord Farah...... and Lord Muradin, yesterday was indeed a big mess in the camp, saying that you would catch Brother Wu, but it didn't stop after a while. ”

"These two old guys, what are they paying attention to?" Hearing Linya say this, I became more vigilant.

Do old man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon seem to be such non-grudgeful people? I'd rather believe that Acala was actually a spy sent by the forces of hell.

"Brother Wu, you have to be careful, the two of them must be paying attention to something."

Seeing my contemplative appearance, Linya reminded softly, Look, even this little girl doesn't believe in Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, the two of them are not far from the public enemy of the world.

"Don't worry, I'm prepared, by the way, did they say anything when they arrested me?"

I snorted to myself, and carefully sounded with Linya, not letting go of any clue about the conspiracy that shrouded me.

"That...... Ahem......"

For some reason, Linya seemed to cover her little mouth, turned her head and secretly laughed, but immediately used coughing to cover up the past.

Damn, two old horsemen, did you say anything bad about me? Those of you who haven't accepted the lesson yet, beware of me using the motivational propaganda in my hand as the opening song of the camp's daily morning news.

The two adults said...... Ahem......"

Linya, who finally couldn't hold back her smile, looked away, and seemed to stammered inexplicably for a while before continuing.

"I want to hang Brother Wu's [that look] at the door of the Mage Guild for three days and three nights."

"What does that look like?"

I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized what it meant, and suddenly, boundless battle fireworks rose in my pupils, and my fists clenched, letting out a series of sinister laughs.

There are two old horsemen, it depends on who is yin.

Ten hours ago, nearly an hour after the curtain call of the performance held by the Alliance, a shocking conspiracy was brewing in the training camp, in a small tent.

There are no lights inside the tent, and you can only see four pairs of shining eyes in the pitch black, like the behind-the-scenes boss in the game, around the position of a circle, and the aura of mystery and intrigue emanating from the body continues to accumulate in the dark, as if it is about to break the small tent.

"Ahem, that ...... What is the matter with me? ”

One of the eyes blinked, revealing the grievance-bewildered-confused eyes of the onlookers who did not know the truth.

"I'm very busy, as far as I know."

Beside him, another pair of eyes flashing with a sly gaze said slowly, and there was a "grunt" sound in the dark, as if he was drinking something, and his leisurely gesture was completely opposite to what he said.

"Don't say that, drunkard, the grudge between you and that kid isn't a day or two, why don't you take advantage of this time when everyone works together to teach that stinky boy an unforgettable lesson."

Sitting opposite, with two elbows propped up on the table, ten fingers crossed and clenched, the chin resting on it, fully imitating the third pair of eyes of a certain commander in a certain Sky Eagle Warrior (Commander Ikari Mansai), slowly and deeply raised his eyes, and said in a confident tone that could make the other party take the bait.

"What about the benefits?"

The second pair of eyes were not intimidated by the other party's momentum, and stretched out their hands without any ambiguity.

"In the face of righteousness, do you still have to care about private interests?"

The fourth pair of eyes, whose height was obviously a lot shorter than the other three pairs, scolded in such a rough voice and righteousness.

"What about the benefits?" The eyes remained unmoved, and continued to reach out their hands.

"Damn!"

The two pairs of eyes began to meet each other and muttered quietly.

"This drunkard really can't fool around."

"Didn't I say it at the beginning? Can't expect too much from this guy. ”

"It's clearly a vampire, and you can't give her enough benefits."

"The price is too great, and even if the revenge is successful, I can't be happy."

"That's the reason, you can't let this guy be the main force, otherwise both of us will be blackmailed."

"Just give a little bit of a favor and let her help a little bit."

The two pairs of old-treacherous-cunning eyes, who had made up their minds, began to negotiate with the second pair of eyes.

"Please...... Excuse me, what about my deposit? Why are you coming to me? ”

The first pair of eyes raised their hands weakly.

"Of course it's revenge, don't you feel angry at all about that stinky boy's inspirational propaganda?"

The two pairs of eyes replied in unison.

"Angry, why be angry?" The first pair of eyes were slightly sleepy-confused.

"That's what I took the initiative to cooperate with Wu to shoot, to be honest, the effect is really good, in this way, more people will definitely realize the charm of running by the river, and from now on there will be no need to be alone."

Third Pair of Eyes: "......"

Fourth Pair of Eyes: "......"

"No, you can't count on this guy."

"That's right, not only is he stupid, but he's also a pervert, I originally thought he had a trace of use."

"Please...... Excuse me......" Tears welled up in the first pair of eyes.

"Even if what you say is true, can't you take into account the fact that the person concerned is also present and can hear it?"

Of course, these words were ignored again.

"Even if you don't count on the others, as long as the two of us can work together, even the Four Demon Kings and the Three Demon Gods don't have to be afraid."

"That's right, let that stinky boy see the horror of Rogge's first miserly and the first dwarven stingy combined."

"It's a pleasure to work with."

The hands of the sperm whale and the deep-sea octopus are held together by history.

"I've got a plan, you see."

In the darkness, there was a crisp sound of paper, and then a big hand pointed to it.

"Look, the opportunity is on the fifth day."

"That's right, let that kid fall into his own net and reap the consequences."

"We ......"

The two pairs of eyes just wanted to start a communication, and suddenly looked at the first pair, and the first pair blinked innocently, as if to say, you say, I'm listening.

Moments later, the owner of the eyes was thrown outside the tent.

"This guy is so stupid, one who accidentally will reveal - our plans."

Then, the other three pairs of eyes whispered, and gradually, a series of sinister laughter erupted from inside the tent......

Time goes back ten hours later.

"Linya, how are the preparations in the ring?"

As soon as you are ready, you can start at any time.

In the command camp, a group of people came and went, busy preparing for today's program.

Even the elves are working so hard, and as the organizer of God's Birthday, our Adventurers Alliance naturally prepares a *** program every day.

Needless to say, the first day of the god's birthday was a ritual of worship, and the next day, yesterday, was a stage performance.

And today, the program prepared by the alliance is:

Ring match.

That's right, when it comes to festivals, for us adventurers, how can we lack a battle and find someone to compete? First, they can move their muscles and bones, and secondly, civilians can also taste their wishes, witness the thrilling battles between adventurers up close, and can also play a propaganda role.

Do you also want to be a part of the ring and have great power? Now, as long as you are under the age of 20, you can immediately apply for a talent test from the league to check if you have the potential to become an adventurer.

Of course, there is also a part of the civilian population that does not like this kind of fighting, no problem, there are two matches prepared by our alliance.

The first is an entertainment game, as the name suggests, it is used to entertain the audience, and the players on stage are not necessarily ...... No, perhaps it should be said, it is rare to decide victory or defeat by the way of fighting, but by the way of drawing lots. to determine the content of the competition, the purpose is to make everyone laugh.

After the entertainment match, there will be an official ring match, and the adventurers who must have known today's arrangement from the program schedule are already gearing up and ready to move.

"Brother Wu, the entertainment competition is about to start." Linya looked at the time and suddenly spoke.

"Let Lord Kashya be the host...... To be honest, I was a little nervous in my heart, can I trouble my brother to go and make sure that the game can go on normally. ”

"Thanks, Baby Linya."

Ignoring the ambiguous stares of the others in the tent, I kissed the considerate little wife on the forehead.

Linya, who was a little shy, lowered her head embarrassedly under the gaze of others, and together with Lena, she pushed me out of the tent. ”

"Hurry up, just leave it to Lena and me."

Linya took a few steps forward and carefully helped me straighten the cloak, revealing the gentle and considerate smile of his wife who saw her husband go out.

Lena, who was standing next to her, was also smiling, and in a trance, the smile on her face seemed to overlap with Linya.

How could it be, like a wife or something, Lena is her own sister, and she treats me like a brother.

I shook my head, and quickly left under the sight of two eyes, and in a short time, I saw the stage in the distance, surrounded by an audience from the inside and outside.

In this way, the performance held by the alliance yesterday should have been very well received, so the number of onlookers who came to watch today was much higher than yesterday.

It seems that the game has just begun, and the deafening ghost scream of the old drunkard who is the host, the guò magic loudspeaker, is ringing on my side.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Entertainment Tournament organized by the League, and introduce yourself...... What, don't use it? Ahahahaha, this is also the case, there should be no one here who doesn't know my Kasha. ”

Indeed, the name of Rogge's first pest, no one knows, no one knows.

I must be the only one who secretly complains in my heart like this.

"Senior Brother Wu, why did you come?"

At this time, two tall figures slowly walked out of the crowd.

Carlos, Seattlek.

"Where, isn't that just in time?" I looked in the stands and quibbled.

"Let's have the first team of players." The voice of the old drunkard focused everyone's attention on the stage.

I saw her rudely stretch one arm into the closed box, keep stirring, and then take out a paper ball at random.

That's right, even the contestants are decided by drawing lots, and a team of three people participates.

Because of this, the official name of this entertainment competition is [The King of Fighters], as for who took it, please imagine for yourself.

"Oh oh oh, oh my, these three people were the first to play, is it true that the game is going to go to a climax at the beginning?"

The old drunkard who spread out the paper ball and glanced at it suddenly exclaimed, which made the audience even more itchy, and they all wanted to know which team of players could make this old woman with a face as thick as a wall.

"I guess you can't wait, let's invite our first team players ......"

The sound of the big drum rang out, and it was only when we couldn't resist throwing stones and eggs into the ring that she yelled.

"The strongest combination in our camp, the all-star team, and the stupid Casivan squad with the same name as ever!!"

What do you mean to be as stupid as ever, this is the name of the team that I came up with after thinking about it for an hour!!

I cast a hateful look at the old drunkard on the stage, but that guy was too thick-skinned, and it was estimated that my gaze could turn into blue anger, and I couldn't pierce her cheeky skin.

"Is it?"

Seattle pointed to himself uncertainly.

"What is not us, hasn't it been decided a long time ago, our team name?" I turned my head and glared at Seattleck too.

"No...... That ......"

Seattlek scratched the back of his head helplessly, and glanced at Carlos, as if to say: Can't you stop this guy? Beidou has not had enough of the suffering of being affectionate?

Carlos avoided Seattleck's accusing gaze, and the corners of his mouth twitched: Can I explain that I was threatened by a lunch box and nodded?

"Okay, okay, I'll go up first, I didn't expect the first one to be us."

I pushed Carlos and Seattleck onto the stage, and the moment we showed up, there was a shock from the audience.

It turns out that Casivan's team refers to these three people, and the names are really enough...... Ahem, it's easy to understand.

If it's these three people, the host just said that it was the strongest all-star team, but there is no moisture, just by virtue of combat effectiveness, these three people can definitely win the first place in the game.

In this way, as long as it is not too outrageous, there should be no suspense in the result.

"Let's see who the opponents of the three are, who will be so unlucky, and the first one to meet them?"

Kasha grabbed at the box again, took out a ball of paper and unfolded it, and suddenly her eyes widened and she couldn't help but laugh.

"It's fate."

Flipping the piece of paper into the audience, Kashya announced loudly.

"Let's give a warm welcome to the second team, the top three in yesterday's league performance."

After a moment's pause, there was a burst of laughter from the crowd.

"Who won the first place in the league performance yesterday." After the inspirational publicity, I was chased by Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, and I didn't participate in the final ***, so naturally I don't know who won the first.

When I looked back, I saw Carlos' pale face, and I had to turn my gaze to Seattle.

"It's a play between you and Veras."

Seattleck's teeth flashed and he gave me a thumbs up.

My play with Veras? That...... Doesn't that mean that it was West-Ruth-Rose who won the first place?

I didn't expect them to come out on top, because the character-color match was so poor, and they fell short in the end.

Listening to Seattle's explanation, they won the first place with an absolute vote advantage.

In this way, even in the Dark Continent, the theory of moe is justice can work.

Wait a minute!!!

In other words, our opponents are West Ruth, Eco Lu- and Kajer?!

My face—the same color as Carlos—turned pale.

No wonder the old drunkard laughed so happily and badly, no wonder the audience in the audience would heckle, with some surprised exclamations such as "it turned out to be infighting".

I didn't expect the first opponent I met to be my baby daughter!!

Sure enough, from the other side of the stage, the petite and cute figures of West Ruth, Eco Lu- and Kajieer slowly walked up, and the two little princesses gently stuck out their tongues at me with a playful face, and when they saw me, Kajieer was cute with her little fingers in her mouth, and happily made a "chirp~~~" sound, as if she wanted to throw herself into the arms of the enemy, but fortunately, West Ruth and Eco Lu- grabbed her from behind.

I won't let you be a stupid guy to be spoiled with your father!!

Seeing the configuration of the players standing on the side of the stage, the audience laughed even more, and they all showed expressions of watching the show, waiting for Kasha's last draw of lots.

Decide how to play.

The old drunkard with a happy smile on her face, the smile on her face seemed as disgusting to me as disgusting, I saw her reach for the last box, and worked hard for a while, before finally slowly pulling out the paper ball and unfolding it in her hand.

Then laugh heartily.

"This ...... It's a rare sign. Kashya, who was out of breath with a smile, said intermittently.

"What is the content of the competition...... It turned out to be ...... It turned out to be a battle until one of the teams completely fell, and there was only one rule, no surrender. ”

"What? You're fucking a bastard, aren't you? ”

I angrily snatched the paper from the old drunkard's hand and looked at it.

That's right, that's exactly what it says.

And this crooked, earthworm-like handwriting, except for this one, there is no semicolon, it is written by himself.

In this way, it seems that when I was preparing these paper sticks, I did write such a contest by hand......

You can't live if you do your own evil.

Knowing that this was not an old drunkard's favoritism, but a joke of God consisting of several coincidences, I burst into tears and fell to my knees with a hint of guilt.

On the other hand, West Ruth and Eco Lu- were also at a loss when they heard the rules of the game.

Their original plan was to admit defeat immediately no matter what kind of game they caught, so that their father could advance, but they didn't expect that there would be a rule that they were not allowed to surrender.

In contrast, Kajieer seems carefree, she just wants to throw herself into someone's arms and be coquettish, competitions or something, rules or something, all floating clouds.

"I declare the game open!!"

Smiling happily, in order to avoid complications, Kashya immediately announced loudly, quickly retreated from the stage, and gave a miserable onlooker to the two daughters above who were pale and wolf-bèi.

What to do?

Carlos and I looked at each other, and we both found the answer in each other's eyes.

Isn't that our only option? -

Lu-out Tong's heartfelt smile as a daughter control is all in the words.

"There's no way, although it's a few of you little guys, but in my Seattlek dictionary, there are no lost words, if you don't want to get hurt, just lie down obediently."

Seattlek's hideous big bald head flashed and flickered, constantly pressing the ten knuckles, and the crisp sound of the click alone was like the sneer of death, which made people shudder.

Then, he took a step forward, intending to put a little more pressure on the three people opposite.

Time slowed down abruptly as he took this step.

When Seattlek's leg was slowly raised to the highest point, there was no sound, and two huge fists swung fiercely at his big bald head.

Seattle's feet fell, little by little, and the two fists were getting closer, when his footsteps finally stepped on the ground......

"Boom!!"

Seattlek, who was still a little dazed with two loud bangs, turned into a high-speed spinning top and flew into the air, his huge body with a fierce momentum, and he fell off the stage heavily, turning the ground into a big hole.

Inside, Seattleck's eyes widened, looking a little dead, but he didn't expect that he was betrayed by two teammates in the end.

After working together to send the dangerous Seattlek down, Carlos and I stood face to face, looking grim, as if we were staging a final showdown against the top of the Forbidden City, against the backdrop of the howling cold wind.

Almost at the same time, Carlos and I moved.

"Forgive me, Senior Brother Wu."

Taking a step like a phantom, his fist turning into a roaring dragon's tooth and slamming towards the opposite side, Carlos muttered a word.

"Brother Carlos, I won't keep my hand this time."

In the same position as Carlos, his fist turned into a roaring giant bear paw, and he hit the opposite side mercilessly.

"Boom!!"

"Move!!"

Two loud bangs, two fists, almost simultaneously reaching the target.

In this position, Carlos and I looked at each other with relief, and after a few moments, our bodies collapsed with a bang.

"Oh oh, it seems that the winner has been decided, it is really a very wonderful infighting."

Looking at the three fallen [corpses] on the stage, Kasha under the stage had already laughed and burst into tears, rubbed her eyes, and jumped onto the stage on her tiptoes, she turned around and announced to the crowd.

"The winners are our little princesses."

Suddenly, there were cheers and frustration in the audience, and everyone didn't expect that the favorite to win the championship would be eliminated in the first game.

"Daddy, Daddy, it's okay, it's all to blame for West Ruth (Eco Lu-) for not being good."

At this time, the winners did not have the slightest joy of victory, and with anxious expressions, they ran to their father who fell to the ground opposite as fast as they could, and hugged him tightly.

As for Carlos, who was lying next to him, when Kagel flew over him, he grabbed one leg as if he was carrying a ball of fluttering cotton, easily swept it several times in the air, and then threw it off the stage.

Carlos, who had been pretending to be dead, had tears of sadness oozing from his closed eyes.

"Okay, okay, let's go back to the house when the father-daughter relationship is deep, time is limited, hurry up and carry out the next one."

I wanted to enjoy the care of the two little babies of West Ruth and Echo Lou, but the old drunkard saw through it and swept off the stage, and the second game began.

In the box--touch-touch--, Kashya took out a ball of paper again, unfolded it, glanced at it, and read.

"The next team of players is ......*** trio?"

Everyone was puzzled for a while, who is this combination of names?

"Wu, you bastard!!"

There was a roar from the crowd.

"Oh, it looks like these guys are the *** trio." Kashya's eyes narrowed.

After a while, Ral, Doug, and Geve walked onto the stage with a stupid face, not forgetting to glance back at someone snickering in the audience.

Since it is the King of Fighters Championship, it is natural to follow the regulations, the winning group will continue to compete until it loses, in this way, although it is very unfavorable to the players who came to the stage earlier, and the last player who was drawn to the stage can easily step on the corpses of countless ancestors and come directly to the terminal, there is no fairness at all, it is all up to luck.

However, since it's an entertainment competition, you don't have to worry too much about it.

Therefore, according to the rules, the opponents of Raldoug and Geef are still the three West Ruth.

"Hmph."

Lal on the stage let out a cold snort, his gaze stern.

"Si-Ruth, Eco-Lu-, Kagel, I know it's unfair to play like this, but ......"

Glaring wide-eyed, Ral pointed at the three opposites with a menacing look.

"Who made you not my daughter? Accept your fate, I must win this game, let my baby daughter see her father's heroic figure, ahahahaha......"

No...... Bullying three little girls, even if it is a victory, is not heroic at all, it is more appropriate to say that it is humiliating.

Looking at Little Sarah, who came from the side and stared at her father angrily and helplessly on the stage, and Aunt Lisa, who had a warm smile but made people feel a chill for some reason, I suddenly felt a little sad about the loss of my comrades.

Uncle Ral, if you surrender now, you will still have time to pick up a small life......

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In the afternoon, I began to feel dizzy and feverish, went to the hospital and took two bottles of anti-inflammatory and antipyretic injections, and my condition improved, and I returned home and coded 7,000 words, and my condition began to deteriorate again......

Tomorrow is the once-in-a-century Super Singles' Day, I wish the singles a happy holiday, and Xiao Qi will also go to buy a cake to celebrate...... Uh-huh~~