Chapter 1212: The Perfume of the Yellow Duanzi Handmaid
I think this is a very serious issue, and it is related to my reputation as an alliance elder, and I must investigate it carefully.
First of all, where to start? Is it the rosy and seductive cherry lips in front of you, or the plump and soft breasts that are not inferior to the scale of ghosts a little further down?
"Abnormal ......"
I don't know when, those purple deep eyes opened, and then the cherry lips, which had been peeping at her, trembled slightly, and spit out these two words.
System tip: Player Druid Wu Fan, start the [Chinese New Year's Eve early morning is abnormal] title.
Hint, sister, hint! Oooo
I held my head and screamed, stupid uncle, kiss it, and touch it at the same time, isn't it? When you can have both fish and bear's paws, why bother with those ancient precepts? The ancients or something, go die!
Since they are ancients, aren't they all dead? When you think about it like this, the curse is really very weak.
"Get up early on Chinese New Year's Eve and scold your master for being abnormal and not Chinese New Year's Eve, okay, my abnormal comrade-in-arms Jeluka Knight Chinese New Year's Eve."
With a deep tone and an exaggerated posture, I opened my hands on Chinese New Year's Eve to greet the demon maid who woke up from her sleep.
"Your Highness, just be abnormal to the end, be happy, the only one in the world." Jeroka in her arms looked up and smiled with blessing.
"Don't bless the stupid uncle, is the master who thinks like that is abnormal? Think I'm going to be fooled? The guy who can be happy because of this, that's the only anomaly in the world! That's a trap, right? Then there is no question and answer on why I have to scold people when I get up early on Chinese New Year's Eve. ”
Then again, why do I have to complain early on Chinese New Year's Eve?
"This is a misunderstanding, I'm just scolding a stupid uncle who is thinking about sneaking up on my lips or chests, and it has nothing to do with His Royal Highness."
Jeroka turned her face away with a grim expression, as if it really had nothing to do with me.
Me: "......"
It's a bad habit to get rid of the bad habit of often unconsciously speaking out of your heart.
"Well, to get back to business, why is it here, and I'm here?" I pointed to Jeluka and then to the room, and asked with a stern expression.
"Isn't that a given?"
Jeluka's expression has also become serious, if you can go to the loss of people who feel credible and put the word "jump price discount".
"His Royal Highness couldn't help but be curious, and stole the heirloom that my mother Chinese New Year's Eve entrusted to me before she died, this bottle of expired contraceptive pills, and then the beastly Chinese New Year's Eve ......"
As if it were a real thing, Jeluka covered her pretty face and sobbed in a low voice like a helpless maid in the Duke of Beasts.
I'm!!
The face of this yellow maid is special to the performance, pinching her face and pulling it to both sides.
There are too many complaints, which makes me feel inexplicably powerless, so I can only use this interruption skill.
"Honestly?"
"His Royal Highness the Prince has strengthened the maid." Jeroka, who was exposed to the performance, took off the mask of the weeping girl and replied calmly and succinctly.
"It's too concise, stupid, be detailed!" I'm a spit hand knife.
"On a thunderstormy night, the Duke of Beasts, who had just gone to the palace and vented his beastly desires on the noble and beautiful bodies of Her Majesty and her five daughters, was in a good mood for Chinese New Year's Eve, toasting alone to the dark clouds and lightning outside the window, and had just been recruited to work in the castle, and the kind maid who did not know the sinister heart saw this, and wanted to help her master to bed to avoid catching a cold, and when she gently placed the Duke of Beasts on his Chinese New Year's Eve bed, which was not known to be stained with the blood and tears of several women, The scarlet eyes of the Duke of the Beast that were aroused by the wine suddenly opened, and at that moment, a pale and angry lightning flashed outside the window, dyeing the dark castle in the rain into a poignant and miserable white color, the gears of fate began to turn, no one could stop it, the Duke of the beastly Chinese New Year's Eve and the beautiful and lovely maid, the entanglement between the two people began from this, no one thought that it was this seemingly weak and weak girl, who finally drove 100,000 horses because she could not bear the infidelity of the Duke of the Beast, Putting an end to the ugly crime of the Duke of the Beast trying to impregnate the beauties of the entire Chinese New Year's Eve and land for him, and becoming a Chinese New Year's Eve heroic ...... praised by everyone on the Chinese New Year's Eve land"
"How about such a plot?" Closing the book titled "Black Life and Death Love: The Duke of the Beast and the Handmaiden", Jeluka asked me rhetorically.
"It's too weak, this author, Astro Boy's era has passed, and Prince Ben is already beyond the reach of tens of millions of horsepower." I rubbed my chin and judged.
"It's completely wrong, it's too detailed, it's not too detailed, it's just a lie that is read out of a book with no sincerity at all, bastard!!" Suddenly I woke up, and I knocked over the coffee table of my mind.
"All in all, the plot is almost like this, yesterday I sent the drunk His Royal Highness back halfway, His Royal Highness suddenly became animalistic Chinese New Year's Eve, and as a result, he lived a life of absurdity without shame, irritability, day and night."
The maid, who suddenly began to be shy, buried the part below her eyes in the quilt and said prettyly.
"How do you know I'm drunk?"
Subtlely, I didn't argue with the animalistic Chinese New Year's Eve this method, I always felt that at that time...... Ahem, that's what it's all about.
"His Highness Beya went to play with His Highness Tia."
"Oh." Honestly, Jeluka's answer allowed me to more or less connect the whole thing, but ......
"Maybe it's my delusion, but I always feel like I'm hiding something."
"No, I swear in the name of His Royal Highness!"
"No...... Even if I swear in my name......"
I looked troubled, and though I doubted that my name would be a little too much, the bottle had been in a rather dry state lately......
Ahem, okay, just take it as such, even if there is something to hide, if this yellow maid insists on not suing me, it must be for my good, I believe it so much.
Call~~~
On the other side, Jeluka also breathed a sigh of relief.
This stupid guy is really not good at fooling, always in places where he shouldn't be sensitive, and his intuition is particularly sensitive.
The mystery just now was the decision she made after thinking about it for a long time since she woke up, and sure enough, she still couldn't help but tell the truth to this stupid uncle, and told him that His Royal Highness Tia had drugged him.
While...... Of course, this is also for the sake of the relationship between the two races, not because of jealousy or anything...... Not at all, no matter what, he is known as a fair and strict twelve knights.
Jeroka settled down and reluctantly convinced herself.
When she just relaxed psychologically, suddenly, a tingling sensation, centered on the two sensitive soft flesh on her chest, spread out to all sides of her body, and this sudden strong feeling eroded into Chinese New Year's Eve's brain, making Jieluka unconsciously let out a coquettish moan.
"The early morning of Chinese New Year's Eve is really sensitive, and I don't know who is abnormal."
The sensitive moan I heard unexpectedly made the flame seedlings in my heart rise, and I couldn't help but tease.
"Talent...... No, it's because the hand of the prince of beasts is too ...... It's so kinky. ”
Jeluka, whose face was flushed instantly because of her body's indisputable reaction, stammered and argued.
"Really? Is it my slut, or is it my maid's lewdness? This is simply a question that needs to be explored. ”
Nodding his head in a daze, he rubbed Chinese New Year's Eve on the crispy chest full of fragrant and soft touches, and kissed the moist and seductive cherry lips at the same time.
Immediately, there was a drunken noble and mysterious tulip fragrance from my lips and nose, and the nostalgic fragrance refreshed my heart and lungs, making me close my eyes deeply, intoxicated and sniffed, as if I would be addicted, and asked endlessly.
"Beasts, abnormal, dissatisfied, obviously have done so many ...... yesterday"
During the kiss, Jeluka's intermittent, shy and timid cute protest reached her ears.
"That's not okay, I was satisfied yesterday, and I don't feel it at all." Leaving the lips of this yellow maid slightly, I was unwilling.
"Who...... Who's ...... Whoever is satisfied, insulted, tempted, and strong by the prince of this beast, will only ...... Will only ......"
can really come out without hesitation these explosive words that are difficult for ordinary girls to speak, this yellow maid who sells festivals.
"What will it just do?"
Gently pecking the lips on the side of my mouth, I looked at the stammering Jeroka with a narrow expression.
"It's only going to ...... It's just uncomfortable. ”
Turning her head away, not daring to meet my gaze, the yellow maid who became more and more cute, puffed out her cheeks and muttered.
"If that's the case, let's be comfortable this time." I couldn't help laughing, and rolled over and pressed on this tsundere and lovely maid......
"Talent...... so that you don't feel comfortable...... Hmm~~um~~"
"Huh? Why did you seem to hear a very comfortable moan just now? ”
"That's ...... It was a moan of pain......~~Woo~~"
"I see, my maid is a masochist, and her normal posture is not satisfying, right?"
"No, no, no...... Absolutely nothing like this! This perverse prince!! ”
Once you get in bed with this, you will become shy and hard-mouthed, and there is a little bit of attribute, and the yellow maid ushered in a fragrant morning.
Words, with this guy, I can really experience what it's like to live a ridiculous life without day and night, without shame and irritability.
When the white light outside the window turned white, I knew it was time to get up.
Reluctantly let go of the arms that had been paralyzed into a ball, Sakura's lips unconsciously closed one by one, and the pupils completed the loss of focus by the maid who was slightly broken by herself, I hurriedly got up and got dressed.
It's rare to be with Jeluka, but I didn't expect it to be so short, and there is no body, so that this stupid guy is shy and can't let go, and he doesn't want me to confess to Veras so quickly? If you are honest, you can be together in a grand manner, and you don't have to be as sneaky as you are now, and you can only survive for a night by borrowing enough time and people to be suitable.
Could it be ...... The yellow maid on the bed, who likes the excitement of cheating?
"Perversely, beasts, demons, and lustful and dissatisfied whores were simply kicked to death by a million horses."
I don't know when I relieved her breath, and a pair of purple eyes that exuded an extremely lazy and coquettish atmosphere quietly poked out from the bed.
"Yes, yes, I'm abnormal, otherwise how can I bully this stupid uncle?" I bent down and touched the beautiful purple hair that was scattered on the white sheets.
Suddenly, the yellow maid stretched out a slippery slender arm from the bed, held a perfume bottle and sprayed violently on me.
"Ahem-ahem-ahem-what are you doing, stupid."
Being sprayed a little inexplicably, I coughed and stared at Chinese New Year's Eve, thinking that if I didn't give a reasonable explanation, don't blame me for letting this guy's hidden attributes explode again before leaving.
"Revenge!"
Jeroka smiled slyly.
"An aphrodisiac perfume that can attract a million mares, and if you go out now, you can immediately enjoy the benefits of sitting in a million harems."
"This kind of welfare ghost has to be stupid."
Even though I knew that this guy was selling festival fuck again, I couldn't help but grit my teeth.
"Stupid...... It's Your Highness who is stupid, if you go out like this...... Didn't it reveal right away, stupid uncle! ”
The delicate and embarrassed Jeluka, after finishing like this, completely shrunk into the bed.
Hey?
After reacting, I sniffed my body, and sure enough, the unique tulip fragrance on Jieluka's body, which was still lingering just now, can no longer be smelled.
It turns out that the perfume still has such a murderous effect, if she makes such a perfume, it won't be just for the two of us to use when we are cheating, if it's true, then it's really thoughtful, not leaking, worthy of being the intelligence leader of the elf clan.
With the last reluctant long kiss, after bidding farewell to this yellow maid, I hurried to the new area of the camp and rushed into the command camp in one breath.
"Brother Wu Chinese New Year's Eve, it's finally here!"
Linya and Lena, who had been waiting anxiously inside, were pleasantly surprised at the same time.
"Shame, shame, it's still time to catch up."
I bowed my head apologetically, if it weren't for the last kiss goodbye to the stupid maid, I didn't want to be struck by her eyes closed, trembling wet eyelashes, blushing cute shy and happy woman's style, if I had been drowning for too long, I should have been able to arrive in time.
"Really, where the hell did you go last night, didn't go home all night." Linya scolded me softly, but she didn't go any further, and the conversation quickly shifted.
Because the Chinese New Year's Eve family knows that after yesterday's inspirational propaganda was released, I, who was chased and killed by Old Man Farah and Mu Dwarf Winter Melon, could not go home and surrender myself, and this reproach was just coquettishness and concern as a wife.
This is the victory of the maid of the yellow duan.
"By the way, what about Old Man Farah and the dwarf winter melon?"
I stared nervously around, I had just rushed in, I didn't have time to pay attention to my surroundings, and to be honest, I was ready to be ambushed by those two old guys......
The power suddenly went out at about half past ten, and after more than half an hour, I swallowed three or four hundred words on Chinese New Year's Eve, and tomorrow I have to make up for another 7,000 words, which is really tragic.
P: A group of clean-up notices, Chinese New Year's Eve will be cleaned up on the weekend, and the last speaking time is before October, the deep-sea mud beasts, please float and say a word if you see it. ~~~~