Chapter 268: The "New" Rogge Bar
I didn't expect these three bastards to be so good in the Rogge camp, after stepping out of the teleportation square, a large part of the adventure refused to disperse, and followed behind, laughing and scolding all the way, and the unsuspecting civilians thought they were risking a collective demonstration, and they were so frightened that they were far away.
When he arrived at the door of Ral's house, these adventures gradually dispersed, and when he saw his home, the more obvious the excited look on Ral's face, Aunt Sari, who had already received the news, greeted the door and looked at each other from afar.
This bag strode up, just about to put a few domineering poses, shock the husband, and let Sari know how her husband was doing, thinking that she rushed to her with tears, and fell into her arms in a daze, and offered a fragrant kiss in public, and began to repent of her previous harsh and domineering words and deeds, vowing to reform from now on, and promise to be well-behaved and obedient, if you tell me to go west, I will never dare to go east.
In my heart, Ral's brain seemed to have been kicked by a dragon, revealing a ** and idiotic smile, almost drooling, and the stupid appearance suddenly shocked a few of us to retreat again and again, not daring to approach within a radius of ten meters with it as the center, in Doug's words: everyone flashes, stupidity is contagious.
Soon, Ral, who had finished YY, came back to his senses, wiped the corners of his mouth, closed his eyes, and his face was deep, and at this moment, Aunt Sari on the opposite side was also silent. The two of them looked at each other from a distance, quite a bit of Xiao Ran before the confrontation of peerless masters, suddenly, Lal took a deep breath, opened his eyes, and thought that he had given Aunt Sari a slap of Ouyang Feng's electric eyes, and then his eyes were sharp, making a sad and compassionate look, and then slowly raised his right foot. The left hand is crossed at the waist, the right hand holds the "sword", the head is impartial, and the head is looking up at 38 degrees.
Oh, everyone is boiling, this posture, this expression, this demeanor, is it the classic POSE after the dragon slaying in the novel "The Golden Paladin of the Dragon Slayer: The Legend of Ayisid Road"?
Although Ayisid Road stepped on a black dragon head, Lal stepped on a dung haystack. Although Ayisidlu was wearing the glory of Arcaini, wearing the glitter of the dragon clan on his shoulders, wearing a crown of harmonic horns, and holding the needle of Ariok in his hand, while Ral was wearing a blue chain armor full of holes, a ragged canvas cloak and a skull helmet like an iron pot, and only holding a tabula rasale sword in his hand, it did not affect his demeanor and temperament at the moment, and his flawless posture had completely coincided with Ayisidlu's figure. The melancholy vicissitudes of life, without the slightest joy of victory, just like the invincible loneliness of the world that came out of the dragon slaying on Ayisid Road, at a glance, I knew that it was through a thousand tempered exercises to reach such a height, and the onlookers gave warm applause, and said that if Ayisid Road was underground. There will also be follow-up messages from others. A boundless aura. Immediately the applause of the crowd was stunned, and even Ral, who had completely taken on the role of slaying the dragon, began to tremble on the calves and stomachs that stepped on the dung haystack, only to see Aunt Sari stretch out her white index finger and gently hook it towards our dragon slaying warrior Lord Laer, whose power is comparable to the Buddha's finger, and Lal is smiling, but it is a flattering smile. Mockery. The Dragon Slayer Warrior instantly turned into a little pug and obediently followed Aunt Sari into the house.
"Sister-in-law. What's wrong with your sister-in-law, I'm the head of the family, do I have to report to her what I want to do? After the door was closed, everyone looked at each other, and they couldn't help laughing, at this time Doug pinched his nose, strangely learned to say in Ral's tone, and it was like a fuse, bursting out the laughter that everyone endured in their stomachs.
"Roar!! Doug, you remember for me...... Ah, my little sari, tap ......" came the roar of Lal in the room, and as soon as he was halfway through it, it turned into a mournful cry for mercy.
"Haha......" Everyone's laughter resounded even more loudly through Rog, poor Tilral, I hope this mess will not spread to Lugoin.
However, the faint sound of Aunt Sari's choked scolding in the room made the rest of the group take risks, especially those who have not yet started a family, and they felt a lot, and there was a bit of envy in the ridicule, and even the two old men, Doug and Geff, muttered whether it was better to find a companion, and it seemed that it was not bad to have a wife to take care of it. "Big Brother"
Little Sarah, who is not physically long but is more mentally mature, also leaned on my arms sentimentally, staring at me tightly with her crystal clear crimson eyes: "In the future, if the big brother deceives like Dad, Sarah will also be worried and crying." ”
"How so? Who else in the world can afford to lie to our most beautiful and lovely little Sarah except for Laar? I hugged her small delicate body into my arms, comforted her, thought about it, and added with a smile.
"However, Sarah can't be as fierce as her big brother like Sari's mother."
"In the future, Sarah will definitely be very well-behaved and listen to her big brother." The little angel nodded obediently, showed a bright and innocent smile, and gently stroked my face with her tender fingers, and then leaned over the little pink head, and kissed it lightly on the cherry lips.
Woo, it's so cute, I really love you little angel little Lori, let's go, let's go home and spread the ...... now, no, it's a bath, oh, don't get me wrong, I mean that little Sarah was just hugged by the smelly Laar, and she has to take a good bath, whether it's the thought that just flashed by, or the current explanation, there is absolutely no deeper meaning.
After watching Sarah and I leave with jealousy, Doug and Gev also yawned lazily, and fought Andariel for a whole day, they were already tired, and this time they had to sleep well for three days and three nights. "Brothers, please look forward to the wonderful live commentary of the battle between the great barbarian warrior Doug and his two supporting teammates and Andariel in a few days, brother, I will go to make up for it first, and I will not send it." As he spoke, he stopped at the crowd. Left.
The other adventures cheered with understanding - which adventure didn't have to sleep well after coming back, let alone returning from the battle with Andariel, they were also looking forward to the battle commentary of Rogge's first braggart king Doug, and even several adventure teams that planned to go out in the next two days decided to postpone the date by a few days.
In the next few days, Old Man Gil seemed to be still thinking about my words, striving for an "epiphany", and even I took Sarah away was just a small whisper, except for the three of Lal who had just returned. Sarah and I are the most conspicuous in riding around in the snow, and the gossip of "Lord Fan and his little wife" has spread throughout the Rogue camp again, and under the guidance of the "caring person", Sarah and I have become a recognized pair in the entire Rogue camp, and no one should dare to harass Sarah now, unless he feels good about himself and thinks that he has the strength to withstand my anger.
Other than that, it was extraordinarily peaceful, Doug and Gerf slept like dead pigs, went to the hotel to see them a few times, and even the spotlight I learned from the "two brothers who can travel the world in their panties" on TV didn't wake them up, and Doug could still snore when he saw him on fire. For the first time, I couldn't help admiring him from the bottom of my heart, and as for Ral, this poor fellow was nesting at home every day, racking his brains to comfort the angry Aunt Sari, and sympathize with him.
On the fourth day, when passing by the bar, I saw the occasional scene of the heat inside, and Sarati yì went inside to take a look, and I thought it was not a big deal, so I pulled her to open the door of the bar, I really miss it...... No. It should be said that it is more sad, every piece of wood here is my money!!
Next to the door of the bar, there was a sign hanging high: "New" Rogue Bar.
"Big brother, why don't you all talk anymore." The bar was still noisy just now, and from the moment I stepped through the door, it was as if I had suddenly cast a silent magic. Suddenly silent. Some of the savages who danced their body movements were even more exaggerated to the point of pausing their movements in mid-air, looking over with round eyes, and mouths long enough to swallow a cup, seeing this strange scene, the lovely little angel couldn't help but be a little nervous, put his little head to my ear, and said timidly.
"This ....... I guess that's how people are welcoming us. "I'm kind of puzzled, too. Hell, why did everyone look desperate? I haven't done anything unreasonable.
"Boss. Bring me a glass of ale, a glass of juice. After finding a quiet place to sit down, I said hello, although I don't like to drink, and I want to order a juice, but in front of Sarah, I have to say a little bit.
Now, the atmosphere of the whole bar is even more weird, and even a few adventurers stood up gently, making a look of wanting to run away, when the waiter walked towards us with a plate trembling, I seemed to feel the frightened gaze from almost the entire bar, and looked back vigilantly, but now everyone is sitting on the ground, "I didn't look at you, adult", eh? No problem, where did those eyes come from? Is it my delusion?
The "smiling" waiter finally put the ale and juice on the table, eh, look at your stiff expression, are you new? Now the young man's su zhì, I shook my head.
At this moment, the waiter's light flashed, comparable to the epiphany of the moment when the apple smashed on Newton's head, which made him full of wit, and subconsciously reversed the position of the ale and the juice, moving the ale to Sarah's side and the juice to me.
Well done by the waiter!! I love you!!!
In an instant, the adventurers behind me seemed to burst out with such an indescribably strong "soul", I was inexplicably annoyed, and turned my head with wide eyes, but now the adventure has resumed talking and laughing, as if the qiē just born is an illusion, is it that I am too careful?
I turned my head suspiciously, but I saw Sarah's little hand clenched in the ale glass, looking at me with a mixture of fear and hope.
"Just a little bit of it." I smiled helplessly and said, the first time children who come into contact with wine, I'm afraid most of them will show this kind of expression to adults, only after drinking it will know bitterness, hum, anyway, this ale is not high, let her drink a little bit should be fine.
"That's what the bar is." The little angel looked around secretly, and from time to time was startled by the adventures of the fight, and spit out his little pink tongue, like a kitten drinking water, curiously adding to the foam of the ale, and immediately frowned, and a circle of blush appeared on his face, and his expression was extremely charming.
After staying in the bar for a while, I don't know if it was because of the drink, or the air inside was too stuffy, Sarah's pretty face was flushed, her eyes were a little foggy, her little head was dangling, and her smile added a bit of dull cuteness, I was about to take her out of here, but there was a sudden commotion outside the bar, and then the door was opened, and the black crowd followed a tall figure into the bar.
It turned out to be Doug's old strip, I took a look, this is a strange thing, I just used "Spotlight Ignition*", most of his body was set on fire, and I didn't see him wake up, why is he alive now? But I guess he also wondered, he just slept "little", why did the whole bed and clothes on his body burn down? Even the beloved pigtail at the back seems to be a little shorter.
The large group of adventures behind Doug was like adding a large handful of coal to the slightly hot stove, which instantly set the entire bar on fire, and the air seemed to rise by dozens of degrees in an instant, and even his breath felt a little hot.
"Doug, come one, Doug, come one." Doug had just sat down, and several impatient savages couldn't help but roar, and took a sip of the ale brought by the waiter, and Doug glared at them: "What's the hurry." ”
Then, he moistened his throat, coughed a few times, and suddenly slapped the special table in the bar, and the story that Camp Rog's first braggart king, Doug, and his two supporting teammates had to tell with Andariel began.