"It is said that after the Doomsday War, God, who is the creator of gods and demons, was heartbroken by the meaningless war of his children, and finally became disheartened, and turned his body into the Dark Three Worlds, creating countless living beings, including us human ......"

"!!"

"Blow!!"

"Hurry up and get to the point!!"

For Doug's mouth and Hu Shengong, the audience protested, this really wants him to start talking about the Doomsday War, without a month of hard work, never want to talk about the birth of Doug's grandfather's grandfather.

"Cut! You impatient little bunnies. Doug was unwilling to click a few times, and finally felt that the anger was unbearable, to be honest, he really wanted to talk about his year and a half, the hard experience of these months, coupled with the pressure of facing Andariel, made the cowhide in his stomach like a sudden gap after a few months of constipation, not unpleasant.

"Then let's start with the formation of Harogas, and let you little bunnies open your eyes, understand the unique geographical environment of our hometown, and save the time to go to Harogas to be treated as a bun by others......"

"Cut, do you still need to say this? ......" and there were boos, especially the barbarians, a large part of whom had come from Harlogas, and there was no need for Doug to draw a snake.

"Okay, then take the rise of our great barbarian race as *, and let you rabbit cubs appreciate the vigorous history of the barbarians." Doug was furious, these little bunnies who didn't know what to do, always let themselves block the that was about to be pulled out.

"We don't need to ......" the group was not happy, and the few who knew Doug better were about to take the risk. They just saw that this guy had a strong desire to perform, and walking an audience member was like cutting off a piece of his meat.

"Okay, okay, sit down for me, let's start on the third floor of the tomb. Damn. Sooner or later, you little bunnies will regret not listening to Uncle Doug and me. Doug gritted his teeth, as if the heavy feeling in his anus had all flowed backwards, turning into a burden all over his body, not to mention how awkward and uncomfortable it was.

"Let me tell you about the nezumi first, as we all know, these little ones are less than half a meter tall, and they are slippery, and they are dangling around with a kitchen knife or spear all day long. Some of them can also blow needles, which is extremely dangerous. Doug said with a gloomy face, and the rest of the adventures also nodded with concern, whether they have really seen the power of the rat people in it, they all know that these little things are not easy to mess with, and the adventure of falling on the third floor of the tomb ** is at least a quarter because it is planted in their hands.

"But do you know how Uncle Ben dealt with them? I don't know, I sue you. When the rat man was now, Uncle Ben just stood forward, let those spear kitchen knives slash at his body, and then drank like this. Just clamp those weapons in the muscles, no matter how much the nezumi pulls them, they can't pull them out, and wait until they clamp all the ground weapons. Uncle I shook them away with a false hand, and the rat man without a weapon is not like a play. Doug shook his head, almost turning his nostrils towards the sky.

"Boss Doug, if they stick spears into your **, can they catch them?" A barbarian with a hip-hop face asked with a smile, which immediately made the adventure laugh out loud. The man is proud. The shyness of the woman.

Doug glared fiercely at the little savage, ignoring his words. continued: "Once, an elite nezumi was dissatisfied and wanted to fight me alone, this guy was clever and wanted to stab me in the eye, and guess what, Flash? Wrong!! Uncle, I just blinked my eyelids, and I caught the tip of its spear, and I couldn't move, hahahaha-" Doug's arrogant laughter echoed over Rog's camp, and even the most ferocious wild dogs in the neighborhood shrank their heads and tails in fright.

"However, this is what Uncle Ben can do, you little rabbits don't learn." Stopping his laughter, Doug wiped the foam from the corner of his mouth and said uneasily.

"Oooh!" Everyone unanimously replied, whoever really believes the words of the braggart king Doug, there must be something wrong with his brain, and he is not wronged if he dies.

Then, it was the turn of the unlucky to be expelled, this group of dry corpse fire mages once chased the three of Ral on the third floor to the sky without a ladder and a door to the ground, but when it came to Doug's mouth, it was different.

"These clothes poles, the old restless people are running around setting off fireworks, and often blackmailing rat people and dark demons, Yan zhòng disturbed the friendly and harmonious order of the three layers of the tomb, uncle, I was in an atmosphere, so I beat them one by one, and finally taught all the clothes poles a lesson, don't you believe it, don't believe it, you go to the third floor to see, all the noses of the clothes poles, are they all big and red, sue sù you, this is what I Doug played."

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

"From now on, these clothes poles are more obedient than their sons, you know? Once, when I had no place to dry my clothes after washing, I pulled a clothes pole nearby, and it didn't even dare to fart, and automatically and consciously crossed the wall to let me dry my clothes, and then ran away until they were dry. Ignoring the coaxing of the crowd, Doug continued to talk, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

After nearly an hour of nonsense on the third floor, Doug finally brought the topic to the fourth layer, and then the adventurers began to gradually withdraw their smiling faces, and their faces became solemn, after all, Andariel was a ruthless character in the Rogge camp, how many high-level adventure teams fell at her feet because of a moment of negligence, the huge throne made of adventurous bones, and the mountains of bones behind the throne, are the best whipping.

Just Doug's old strip, not to mention talking about Andariel, even standing in front of her face to face does not change his face, it is really an anomaly, he continued to foam at the mouth.

"This Andariel is worthy of being one of the four demon kings, the strength is strong, it is only inferior to Uncle Doug and I am a big chip, seeing the three of us break in, she roared angrily, and the shot is a highly toxic aura, dark green poisonous gas, black pressure like a locust rushing towards us, I see that the situation is not good, although I am not afraid of this poisonous gas, but there are two supporting teammates behind me, at this critical moment, Uncle I have a flash of inspiration, take a full breath, spew out, and blow the poisonous gas in the sky away, Finally let the supporting teammates get through this crisis, seeing that I am better than her, this Andariel can't take care of it, with a group of little brothers, I want to bully more and less, I saw this and quickly let the two deal with the rest of the monsters, and I rushed up head-on, and Andariel fought to the death......"

"Don't say it, Boss Doug is so good at bragging, it's really possible to blow away the poisonous aura in one bite." It was the little barbarian who spoke, and everyone nodded in unison, feeling that Doug's paragraph just now was indeed the most likely to be true, of course, the probability was less than one in ten thousand.

"Stinky boy!!" Doug laughed and scolded and smashed the empty cup over, and was dodged by the clever little barbarian, everyone was happy, and the waiter silently recorded the account.

Going on like this, it is nothing more than the version of the countless adventures that have taken it before to defeat Andariel, but who is Doug, how can he let this vigorous battle end in a cliché, of course, when he said that he would explode Andariel ninety-ninth time, and the other party's life was less than one-tenth left, Doug's face sank.

"Just when we thought victory was coming, the whole hall suddenly shook, and Andariel, who was beaten by me and fell to the ground, suddenly burst out with a burst of green light, the wounds on his body healed quickly, and a sinister laugh came out of his mouth......"

Speaking of which, even though they knew that Doug was talking nonsense, everyone couldn't help but stretch their necks and look at Doug with blank eyes, only to see that this old man suddenly glared at him and made a Saiyan explosion.

The hall shook more and more, falling rocks rolled, and the dust was all over the sky, and at this moment, Andariel suddenly stood up from the ground, and her body burst out with overwhelming momentum, and she glared at me and said: You are indeed a respectable master, I have to admit that I am not your opponent, but, hum...... Since this trick came out, I haven't had a chance to use it, and you have the qualifications......

After saying that, Andariel's eyes suddenly widened with rage, and with a wave of his big hand, countless dark green gases gathered in her hands, gathering more and more, almost condensing into substance......" Doug said with a dance of his hands, adding dry lips.

"At this moment of life and death, I thought of my mother, of my father, of my grandfather's ......, of the soul of our savages, the top of Atri, and countless memories flashed through my mind, and I let out a long sigh and nodded to Geff next to me—it was time to use the immortal skills passed down from my ancestors."