Chapter 10010: Don't play mahjong with the prophet

"Bastard, I'm just here to set you an example, do you think it's really going to be that easy to lose? How can I say that I am also the founder of mahjong, ahhahaha~~~~~~~"

In the end, in the face of the many ridiculed laughter, I could only keep making weak protests.

Damn it.

"It's all you, it's too close, bad luck affects me."

Swallowing tears of remorse, I turned my head and drilled my fists between my temples.

"Woo~~Meow~~~, I'm sorry cousin meow~~~"

Knowing her tragic fate, Finnie was completely irrefutable and begged for mercy.

"Ahem, all in all, it means that everyone has watched it, and everyone has watched the demonstration, even if there is anything that can't, it's at the same level, and this kind of competition is very fair."

"Is the competition fair? You've had a lot more time than we do. "The gorilla didn't know when it came back to life and shouted loudly in the crowd.

"No, no, no, the level of the boss is not to worry about."

Maraghby whispered in a voice that everyone could hear.

"I see, because Brother Fan is a fool, ahahaha~~~~~~~" Goult laughed heartily as if he had finally realized this big secret.

"That's it, because Boss Fan is a fool, so you don't have to take him into account." Maragerbi followed, his exaggerated hands on his hips and a smirk.

"Multiple Firestorms"

With a "boom", two more pieces of humanoid coke appeared on the ground, and they slowly fell to the ground.

These bastards, because they are all acquaintances and already know each other, don't they plan to take the majesty of my elders into account at all? I glared viciously at the other guys who were snickering, and I looked helpless.

"Ahem, let me talk about the rules of the game first."

After disposing of the two pieces of black charcoal, I turned around and glanced at the adventurers present, I counted the number of people......

"Cousin Meow, if you don't count you and Veras, there are 24 meows in total."

Finney acted as a kobold strategist, and said as if to take credit without waiting for me to finish counting.

"That's right," I thought ...... looking down.

"24 people were randomly divided into 6 groups, and each group competed for 2 people, and then randomly divided into 3 groups, and each group competed for 2 people, so that in the end, there were 6 people."

Under the intently gaze of everyone, I said slowly.

"The six people who came out of the final competition competed with the seeded players, Veras, Sarah, Linya, Jasmine, and Siluth Echo, to see which side of the people was eliminated first, even if anyone wins."

"It's not fair, why set up seeded players, everyone is on the same level." Someone protested.

"There are only six girls on our side, and there are twenty-four adventurers on your side, do you want to bully people?" I glared, and the protest subsided.

"Besides, who made the food you ate these two days? If they strike, you won't even be eligible to compete. ”

After these words were heard, there was no protest from the crowd.

"Dean Wu, what about you, why don't you join in the fun?" In the crowd, Oscar's guy yelled in a rough voice.

"Me? I'm not on the same level as you, so forget it. ”

I thought that telling such a big truth would be ridiculed again by those guys who only know envy, jealousy and hatred, but I didn't expect that it would be seconded and agreed by all of them.

"Yes, it's not a level."

"Even if you are cheeky and stubborn, it's not interesting to win."

From the crowd, there were such subtle and uncomfortable discussions, this group of guys, did you misunderstand something, I mean, do you mean that your strength is not at the same level as me, do you really understand my words?

For the program on God's birthday, I have already asked the Mage Guild to make dozens of mahjong pairs, so it is not a problem to deal with this competition at all.

"Siruth, Echo ~~~~"

Seeing that everyone spontaneously drew lots, and sat down in groups of four to play, I nodded and quietly called the two baby daughters to my side.

"It's up to you later, and I'll give Dad all the guys who messed up our family with a miasma."

With the knife in my hand across my neck, I said to them with a smile.

Veras is unreliable, she is too kind to play mahjong, Sarah's mind reading skills, it is easy to see what the other party is thinking, Linya and Princess Sanwu are smart and clever, so the skills of the three are not bad, but even so, it is not safe, with Siruth and Ikeru, it is foolproof.

That's right, when the two little princesses sit at the same table, the group of beginners in front of them can't hope to win against them.

"Leave it to me and Syruth, hee-hee." Acelo patted her chest confidently.

"Siruth listens to Daddy." My shy sister glanced at me and nodded firmly.

Ji~~~~~~~~

Then, the two little princesses looked at me with fixed eyes, and their moist and bright eyes clearly revealed a message asking me for a reward.

"There's really no way to take you." Glancing around, I kissed the two of them on the fragrant faces.

"Daddy, stingy." Acelo wrinkled her nose at me.

"Uh-huh~~~"

Siruth clenched her two small fists nervously, with a hint of disappointment in her shyness.

I fled.

Wandering around, there is the crackling sound of mahjong everywhere, occasionally mixed with the sorrow of the guy who made the wrong card, or the smug laughter of the guy who touched the good card, everyone is a beginner, the speed of the cards is relatively slow, and the look of staring intently at the cards in his hand, as if each card contains a secret that no one knows.

I don't think the top six will be able to compete for a while, and I'm bored.

Anyway, there are still mahjong leftovers, so let's just open a VIP table, and I, a man who is unparalleled in the country, will teach these guys how to play mahjong.

I took a look and looked for someone to spare.

Veras...... Uh, forget it, am I like the kind of wicked person who bullies good girls?

Sarah...... It's even worse to bully Lori.

Linya and the Three-None Princess...... It's a little more difficult, so let's give up.

The pair of black and white Lolita style dresses seem to be a pure and cute little princess who is easy to deal with...... Don't be deceived by your own eyes, they are the final bosses in cute skins, and in front of the twins' heart-to-heart communication, even a man with no equals in the country must bow down.

Finally, there's Aunt Lisa...... Well, I always feel dangerous, maybe it's a hidden boss or something, or forget it.

At last......

I, I don't know when Gort, Maragby, and Fini were resurrected, and I put together a table.

Whew-hoo-hoo ~~~~~

A bleak cool breeze blew over the four dull faces in the south, east, and west.

Why...... Why do you suddenly have the absurd idea that "maybe this table is the best combination in the world"? I'm a man known as a national warrior, how can I compare with the three fools + tragedy in front of me?

Wu Fan, you have to hold back, you can't complain about yourself

"I always feel ......"

Gott's pale face shakily and his eyes were blank.

"I always feel that there are a lot of pitying eyes around me, is it my delusion?"

"I feel it too, and these eyes seem to be very relieved to say: You have finally found a suitable home." Marlag's face was no better than that of Gott.

"Meow, I've never played a card so far, and I suddenly feel that this time I might be able to open the record."

When it came to Finney, she was very optimistic, with a delicate and strong smile on her face, which made people feel touched and pity.

"Forget it, it's better than waiting to be bored, be grateful, you guys, I, a man with unparalleled national soldiers, have condescended to play cards with you."

Muttered reluctantly, and the four of them rubbed their cards.

"We don't need to be eliminated at this table, what should we do?" Gott asked suddenly, not seeing that this orangutan was not small.

"Since the gorilla has brought it up, then I'll explain it."

"Please call me Knight Gault." Gott protested.

"Okay, how about a compromise called Orangutan Knight?"

"Hey, can this kind of thing be compromised?"

"Why not, look, I call you a gorilla, you say you are a gorilla knight, if you divide the two names, you can make an appointment with the same two words of gorilla, and the orangutan knight is left."

"It seems to make some sense, but there seems to be something wrong." Gott pinched his chin and pondered.

"Don't you even know how to divide, poof, no, are you really stupid?" I scoffed.

"Who...... Who said that, of course I know, I already knew about this kind of thing, you're right, my real name is Orangutan Rider, it's a shame you can guess it, ahahaha~~~~~~"

Gott laughed out loud with a panicked face.

Maragui: "......"

Finney: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Sister Lina covered her face.

"Okay, let's follow up on the topic just now, and this stupid orangutan brought it up, so let's make some exciting bets."

"I protest," Gott raised his hand.

"I don't know what's going on, but it seems that something has been ignored in the past, as if something that has just been discussed has been ignored."

"Protests are ineffective."

I turned my head and said word by word to the three of them.

"Since you want to play, let's play the exciting one - stripping mahjong"

"What?" The three were shocked.

"It's very simple, the one who loses, take off a piece of clothing, that's all."

I shook my finger and said, anyway, everyone is a gentleman, don't mind taking off your clothes or anything......

"Cousin Meow ~~~~~~"

Afraid that I would forcibly strip her of her clothes, Finney's two small hands clung to the ribbon tied in the bow on her chest, and she cowered into her petite body, looking at me with pitiful eyes with teary eyes.

“……”

I almost forgot about jì, there is still a pseudo-girl here......

"Van ...... Elder Fan, even if you are Finney's cousin, you can't ...... You're allowed to bully Finney-sama like that."

Fanny fan, who came from nowhere, said this to me with a raging anger in her eyes.

I said, wouldn't it be better to wipe the nosebleed off your face before you say such righteous and awe-inspiring words?

"Bastard, this is a rare opportunity."

Before I could speak, the fan was knocked to the ground by another fan who punched him in the face with a sharp straight punch.

"Shut up, you ** beast, you are not qualified to follow Master Fini."

The third fan who followed knocked out the second place.

"What's wrong with a man's **, don't tell me that you haven't fantasized about doing that kind of thing with Lord Finney"

4th place......

"Damn anyone who blasphemed Lord Finney"

"I really want to see it, I really want to see the half-disconnected appearance of Luo Yi when Lord Finney takes off her clothes shyly, oh oh oh, just thinking about the nosebleeds comes out, and no one can stop my **"

Before she knew it, Finney's fan party was all gathered and divided into two factions to scuffle with each other.

"You guys are so noisy, you need to call me and get away"

Lina's eldest sister threw a fireball in a rage, and the explosion rang out, and Finney's fans finally glanced at Finney with a hungry gaze with a thick resentment, and flew out in flames.

"I see."

I don't know why, I don't know why at all, Gott seemed to know something, and suddenly stood up proudly, pulling his chest to the sides, revealing his strong muscles.

"Undressing this kind of thing, why is it so troublesome, running naked is my strong poof......

As a result, Sister Lina, who was still angry, waved her hand, and Gault also blew it up.

"What to do? There is a shortage of people. ”

Finney seemed relieved, and her little hand gripping her chest loosened.

"It's okay, look at me."

Glancing around, my gaze caught a swaggering golden figure.

"The ......"

Maraghby raised his hand quietly.

"Do you mean...... Are we going to play mahjong with a dog? His dull gaze fell on the arrogant dead dog shaking his head.

Leona: "Ga oh, Ga oh ~~~" (Stupid human, you dare to underestimate this princess?) ）

"Look, it's calling you stupid human."

"No, it's you who scold, it's obviously you who scold."

Me: "......"

Why is it that no one wants to believe the truth?

"All in all, if nothing else, how exactly is it going to draw cards......"

Before he finished speaking, Maragby showed a hellish look, only to see the dead dog stretch out his furry paws, put it on the cards in a chic manner, and easily "sucked" the four cards.

"I ...... I must have not slept well last night and was dizzy. He began to rub his eyes desperately.

"What a guy who lacks dreams."

"No, anyone would be surprised to see such a strange thing."

"Are you insulting the IQ of more than a billion people in the world [beep] Dream viewers, bastard"

"No, that's not what I meant, who the hell is Dream of [Beep] Bastard"

After a meaningless quarrel, Maragerby finally succumbed to the fact that he played mahjong with the dog, and as for Finney, when she was the predecessor of Phoenix, she had already seen the ability of the dead dog, so again, she was already quite breezy and even regarded the dead dog as a fierce rival.

The game begins

It's Maragby.

"Medium."

"Quack. (Ben Princess Bump)"

In Maraghby's incredulous bull's eye, the dead dog touched his first card.

The game continues.

"Three of a kind."

"Ga oh (this princess is huh)"

Oooh, Maragby fired.

"No, no, no, no――――――――――"

Maraghby was stunned for a moment, then let out a terrible scream.

"I lost to a dog, I lost to a dog......"

It took more than ten minutes for Malagby to get back on his feet, take off his coat, and throw it to the ground, his eyes burning with fighting spirit.

Second round

"Huh, haha~~~~" Maragby looked at me dancingly.

"It's just that you've just started to warm up, and you're so proud."

I glanced at Maragby with disdain, this kind of guy who likes to look like a guy often ends up losing his underwear.

"Don't talk nonsense, take it off quickly." Maragbi, who opened the beard for the first time, can't wait to enjoy the results.

"Today's kids ......"

I shook my head and took off one of my cloaks.

Why do you want to say that it is "one piece off"? Because there are still a lot of pieces in it.

Seeing that I had taken off a cloak, which was still wearing a cloak, Malagby suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Boss Fan, you are ****." He pointed at me angrily.

"Who said that, I usually dress like this, otherwise do you think why every adventurer wears a cloak, but only gives me the title of the man in the cloak."

Looking down at Maraguby like an ant at my feet, I let out a nasal voice of disdain, flicked my index finger at him, and spat softly.

"Not all milk, it's called Trensu."

"Bastard, if that's the case, then I'll do it too." With a strange scream, Malaghby quickly put on all of his paladin's outfit, and in the blink of an eye, he became an Iron Knight.

"That's what you're called ****." A black line on my face.

"No, for me, this is the battlefield, so it's a must to put on your gear."

Maraghurby was rarely clever, and found a reasonable excuse, and when I saw that everyone did not object, I shrugged helplessly.

Forget it, anyway, there are still eight layers of his cloak, counting the scarves and gloves that Veras and the others knitted for themselves, who is afraid of whom.

Round 3......

"Hu"

My eyes lit up, and I grabbed the card that Finney had played in the palm of my hand.

Hmph, although it is not a national warrior, but a good start is also a must.

"Meow~~~"

Finnee hung her head in frustration, thought for a moment, and untied a ribbon from her maid's dress.

I'll it, okay with that?

Maragby and I watched in amazement, and in order to attract guests, the owner of the Green Forest Bar made Finny a gorgeous maid's suit, with delicate lace dresses, limbs, waist, back, and long hair, all tied with light flowing ribbons, and a large number of trinkets, bracelets, anklets, and the cat's neck bell that I forced her to bring during the Demon Fortress, so that she would make a pleasant jingling sound when she walked.

In this way, maybe Finney can be considered "fully armed".

Fourth round

"Gaoh"

Suddenly, the dead dog who had touched a card barked happily.

Self*?

Between the electric light, Maraguby and I looked at each other and reached a consensus.

We can't let this dead dog go on with it.

Then in the next moment, Maraguby, who was sitting on the dead dog, stole a card from the dead dog, and then leaned under the table, flicked his wrist, and passed it to my right hand in the upper house, and threw it into the cuff of his left hand with a flick of his right hand, and then pinched his own card, making a casual appearance.

I always feel ...... It's so empty to do this kind of thing, why do we have to be **** to a dog.

A series of movements were silent and in one go, coupled with the dead dog's slippery little eyes, and many golden retrievers blocked the view, I didn't notice the small movements of me and Maragubi at all, so I proudly played the cards.

"Fraud, fraud."

Maragughby gloated and danced.

"Gaoh"

The dead dog rubbed his dog eyes humanely, let out a shocking scream, and then fell on Maragby with a suspicious gaze, obviously, it suspected that the other party was ghostly, and it seemed that next time it would not be so easy to make small moves.

But then the question arises, how can the dead dog be freed?

As we watched, the dead dog barked triumphantly, plucked a Pekingese curly hair from its body, and the thin golden curly hair was pinched in its paws, and it was put to its mouth and gently blown, full of provocation.

Looking at the dead dog covered in hair, Maraguby and I fell headlong to the ground.

There is a mountain and a mountain high, and it turns out that the rarest skin is this Pekingese dog

"Oh, yes, you seem to be playing some interesting game, can you let me see the old woman?"

When it was in full swing, Acala actually came, followed by Lena, and the white wolf, this dead sister, since she came to the camp, has been following Lena with a cold face, like a personal bodyguard, vigilant that any man abducts his precious sister, so that I don't have a chance to talk to Lena.

"Oh, is it mahjong?"

The Great Elder of the Alliance came, and naturally no one dared not to sell face, and everyone greeted him respectfully, allowing Akara to see the game we were playing.

Soon, Akara understood the rules and gameplay, pondered for a moment, and suddenly turned around and smiled kindly at Lena behind her.

"Lena, this is a game invented by Wu, why don't you give it a try?"

"This ......"

Akara is worthy of being an old fox, who knows how to grasp the weakness of human nature, and Lena, who originally had no interest in this kind of gambling game, was obviously attracted by the words [game invented by Wu] and hesitated.

"It takes four people to play ......"

"It's okay, it's okay, just find three more."

Akara smiled and nodded, not knowing how to pass on the order, and after a while, three women dressed in simple nun robes came from a distance, looking at their dress and momentum, they turned out to be mysterious prophets

So, with the addition of Lena, the four prophets formed another table next to us, and after understanding the rules and how to play, the game began.

"That, cousin meow......"

After a few moments, Finney played the cards in her hand stiffly like a rusty machine.

"Yes...... Can I help you? My dear cousin. ”

Also with a stiff movement, trembling reached out to pinch a card in the palm of his hand, and then clicked, as if the power was cut off, this hand could not move for a long time.

Pressure, a heavy pressure made the three of us a dog, almost out of breath.

It was as if they were in a space where the air was solidified, and every movement required tens of millions of times more strength and will than usual, and in just a moment, everyone sweated like rain and let out an overwhelming cry.

This overwhelming pressure came from the Prophet's table, which was less than five meters away from us.

"It seems that this round will be a tie again."

An older-sounding nun soothsayer gently put down the shogun card in her hand and said to the other three with a smile.

The other two prophets also reacted for a moment, smiling and nodding.

Lena, on the other hand, closed her eyes and pondered for a while before she opened her eyes with a refreshing and quiet smile.

"Looks like there's still a lot to learn."

"Where, Sister Lena's progress has stunned us......"

They put down the cards in their hands, and as they said this, there were only a dozen cards in the center of the table, and nearly four-fifths of the cards were still neatly stacked, unmoved.

Thorn ...... Thorn ......

The invisible pressure from there, like a compressor, compressed the figure of the three people and one dog on our side smaller and smaller, and the harmonious dialogue was more like a thousand arrows piercing the heart, shooting us to the ground.

Table ...... Cousin meow~~~~"

The earth seemed to shake suddenly, and Finney let out a mournful cry, and Maragby, who was in armor, was even more humiliated and went straight under the table, not daring to see anyone.

Looking back, we saw that the position of Lena's table seemed to rise from the ground in our eyes, forming a cylindrical platform, constantly rising to the sky.

On the towering platform pillar, four golden dazzling characters flashed by, illuminating the gloomy sky into snow, squinting his eyes and taking a closer look, it was impressively engraved with the words -

The Sparrow God Fights

The ground was still shaking violently, and the column was still rising, not ...... Wrong

It was the ground we were on that began to descend, with a terrible speed of losing gravity, as if on an elevator to the abyss underground, descending to the bottomless hell, and the surrounding darkness became dark, and the only sky above us gradually turned into a white dot and disappeared.

Click, a tattered wooden plaque that I don't know where it originally hung fell from the top of my head and hit my head, and when I picked it up, there was a line of tadpole characters written crookedly on it.

A never-ending mahjong parlor for nursery classes.

Me: "......"

Finney: "......"

Dead Dog: "......"

Maragui: "......"

Oh oh oh oh, it's definitely not true, asshole

Are we just Nursery grades?

And it's never-ending

Could it be that even the possibility of promotion has been denied?

"It seems that this game called mahjong is a good exercise game for the prophet." Standing not far away, Akara looked at this scene with a smile and said to himself.

……

In the evening, just before the sun sets, the mahjong game that lasted for a full day finally came to an end.

After the six people are decided, the final victory and defeat match is carried out in a 2VS2 mode, that is to say, there are two people on our side, two people on the opposite side, whoever loses will leave the game, and the next one will take over, until the opponent is left with only one person, and no one can take over the position, it is a loss.

In the end, the two defeated each other's five people, and the last person left only one breath, and the chips won in their hands were piled up into a small mountain, and Veras, Sarah, Linya, and Princess Sanwu, who were members of the relay team, had no chance to play at all......