Chapter 1101: The Little Ghost Awakens
Chapter 1101: The Little Ghost Awakens
After this battle, I was decadent for a night, and swore that at least in the past few years, I would never touch mahjong again, and let it become an immortal secret history.
"Uh......"
How...... What's going on?
That night, in the hazy sleep, I couldn't help frowning.
Could this be the legendary ghost press?
Suddenly, I felt like something was pressing down on my body, and it became difficult to move.
Not...... It doesn't make sense.
Although the strength has not yet recovered, it is not so bad that someone sneaks in and secretly piles heavy objects on the body without knowing it, and it is really a ghost bastard
Am I not unlucky enough today? The three big living people ended up losing to a dog, the Malagby guy was fully armed, and all that was left was a pair of pants, and my cloak was peeled off layer by layer, socks peeled off layer by layer, gloves peeled off layer by layer, scarf layer by layer...... Fortunately, in the end, there was still a scarf left, and the clothes were intact, which was considered to have saved the evening.
The dazzling ribbons and ornaments on Finnie's body were all lost, and the gorgeous apron on the outside of the maid's dress was also taken off, only the last layer of pale yellow dresses remained, but the game was announced at this time, making Finney whimper back with tears hanging on the edge of her eyes.
What's going on with this sense of remorse and regret in my heart? Could it be that I'm curious about what Finney is wearing in her maid's suit?
Finally, there is the dead dog, which fell to the ground...... No, it's dog hair that has fallen off the ground.
Because everyone forgot how many times they lost, so in the end, Marag was more foolish than this fool to mention that winning or losing was calculated according to the number of chips...... chips, and then we reacted, and suddenly I was strangled in, bastard Malag is more than this dead idiot actually came up with this kind of bad idea, the chips (dog hair) on the dead dog were countless times ours at the beginning, and this kind of game has a dog hair meaning
In the end, Fini and I joined forces to beat Maraguibi, but we couldn't stop the victory of the dead dog from becoming a fact, and we could only watch as the damn arrogant, despicable, shameless golden reserve of dry food, with its head held high and shaking its round and fluffy tail, disappeared into the sunset, and the back of Xiao Se seemed to say leave me alone, I want to taste the loneliness of victory alone.
This world, as expected, is still ruined......
So, God, who can't tell if it's a pseudo-mother or a shemale or a pervert, doesn't think it's enough to play with me, and now he's going to give me a ghost bastard?
My eyelids twitched for a few moments before I struggled to open a slit.
A faint white light seeped into my eyes through the gap between my eyelids, and it was such a familiar feeling that I couldn't help but open my eyes a little wider.
Then, I saw the distant brilliant silver that seemed to be in the middle of the galaxy.
The most amazing thing is that the beautiful silver galaxy will blink and blink, like a naughty and lovely star.
Hey?
Pale white light, brilliant silver?
I said...... Little ghost, why are you putting your face so close? ”
After being stunned for a moment, I finally realized that this qiē scene was all a prank of a ghost saintess lying on top of me, with her brilliant silver eyes pressed tightly to my face.
Uh-huh, so there's actually no grammatical error in saying that the ghost presses down.
The gorgeous silver blinked again, and finally, it slowly pulled away from the field of vision, revealing the dreamlike beauty of the little ghost, and the long moonlit hair that shimmered from her delicate and small cheeks fell straight down and fell on both sides of her head, as if forming a straight corridor of light, blocking the outside world, only connecting the faces and sights between me and her.
"Goo~~~Xiaofan~~~~"
The little ghost pouted, looking rather troubled.
"Already...... Woke up? ”
"Huh? Ah yes, already awakened. I nodded subconsciously, and then felt bad.
"In that case, I won't ~~guest~~gas~~~~"
Before I could organize a rebellion, there was a whoop, and Chiluo's shoulder was bitten.
Me: "......"
After a long time, the little ghost lifted up from his head and shoulders, and his dreamy silver eyes were quickly covered by a layer of moist water, and they shimmered with a crystal luster.
"Xiaofan, woo woo~~~~~~~"
"Wait...... And so on."
Seeing that the little ghost was about to explode, my brain suddenly seemed to be poured with a basin of cold water, and I woke up instantly, and at the same time, I also felt that Vilass was sleeping sweetly with her arms like a cute puppy curled up and asleep.
I hurriedly and carefully pulled out my arms, hugged the little ghost, put on a few clothes with difficulty and speed, and then rushed out to the little ghost's room, where a soundproof barrier opened.
Then, in the next moment......
"Woo woo woo ~~~~~~~~~~~ stupid little fan ~~~ Xiao Fan ~~~~ Xiao Fan ~~~~ Xiao Fan ~~~~~"
The hoarse cry of tearing open my throat resounded throughout the room, and I clung to the little ghost who kept muttering my name, and the two slender arms that hugged my waist almost strangled me out of breath, and I couldn't say a word of distress.
I don't know how long it took before the crying in my arms gradually became smaller, and finally stopped, leaving only one choked sob.
"Why don't you cry, my Highness?"
At this time, I lifted the face of the little ghost from my arms, and as expected, there were tears in the sparse uproar, and the red eyes full of tears were still oozing out with the sound of choking, and drops slipped from the crystal clear cheeks.
"Really, it's a ghost, where did these tears come from?"
Shaking his head like this and sighing, the little ghost seemed to want to protest, I had already leaned down, licked up on that pretty face full of tears, licked it up, little by little, gently licked those traces clean, and then kissed the pitiful red eyes, the slender eyelashes stained with tears, and the tears in the eye sockets, all kissed dry.
"Woo Ha ~~~~~"
During the whole process, the little ghost was like a kitten scratched by its owner, and it let out a comfortable and seductive moan in its throat, constantly rubbing its face up.
"Hmm...... Uh-huh~~~~"
Finally, naturally, I have to kiss the disobedient little mouth, especially the two rows of snow-white and neat teeth that often bite me, as well as the naughty tongue inside, which must be trained more.
This kiss is dark, the sky is old, until the lungs produce a suffocating to unbearable pain, I reluctantly raised my head, gasped for breath, stared at the eyes of the distracted, the body at the same time exuded charm and holiness of the two diametrically opposed breaths, and at the same time perfectly blended together, even more seductive little saint.
"When did you wake up, little fool."
"It's just ......"
The pupils were still a little hazy and ethereal, and she seemed reluctant to talk more, leaning on and curling up in her arms, and suddenly she whined, and her lips kissed her shoulder, thinking that she was going to be bitten again, but she just stretched out her pink little tongue and licked it gently on the row of tooth marks that had been bitten just now.
It's so cute, such a docile and well-behaved little saint, it's so cute
"Gollum ~~~~~"
Just as he was silently enjoying this warm and sweet atmosphere, an untimely stomach wail came from the little ghost.
"Woo~~"
The little ghost retracted his tongue, snapped, and sat down on his knees with his legs spread apart, looking at me pitifully like a hungry hamster that had thrown a dark glance at its master from its cage.
"Come, ah~~~~"
I pinched a diamond and shook it back and forth on the edge of the little one's lips.
"This saint is not a pet"
He said this angrily, but he was very cooperative, grabbed my wrist, and gnawed on it.
"Click~~~~"
Like a squirrel, she takes small bites but gnaws very quickly, and from time to time there are sparkling diamond splinters, which can be reminiscent of the little saint's mouth full of oil.
"Misty ...... Su put the saint in the dragon dance, and Li Ran pulled the burn~~~~ (Mingming...... It's the pet of this saint, and it's so arrogant~~~)"
While chewing, he didn't forget to raise his head and issue a vague denunciation and condemnation to me.
Also, why is it that only the word saint is pronounced accurately?
"Life is tired and death, Li Ran is the old lady of the saint Lu Lan...... (As a knight, he left this holy woman alone). ”
Me: "......"
suddenly felt that he could still understand her words at such a time, but Niu X's was not good.
"Okay, okay, look at what you eat, let's talk about it when you're done." I lovingly rubbed her little head with my other hand.
Hearing me say this, the little ghost sped up even more, and gnawed down the remaining one-third of the complete diamond in three or two clicks, oh oh, I forgot to clock it, maybe this time, the speed has broken the record for the fastest in the past.
"Xiaofan, I'm still hungry~~~~"
After sucking my fingers clean, the little ghost looked up again and looked at me with lovely, teary eyes.
"Do you want to eat two at a time? Beware of indigestion. ”
"No, not diamonds."
"Huh?"
I looked at her in surprise and slapped my palm.
It turned out to be "normal" food.
Fortunately, since the last incident of "three monks have no water to drink", I went to the market the next day and bought a lot of dried meat as dry food.
Pulling out a piece of jerky, I pointed to the little ghost: "Ah~~~~~hhhhhhhhhh
"Ah~~~~"
The little ghost, half-tilted its head, obediently opened its mouth, and then stretched out.
"Wow~~~"
Like sucking noodles, bite a whole piece of jerky the size of an adult's palm, and swallow it without even chewing it.
Looking at my empty hands, I had a black line on my face.
Can anyone teach me how to eat such a large piece of dried meat like a noodle? If anyone else can do it, I'll lose it a piece of dark gold gear.
"Slow down, there's a lot more~~~"
I am very distressed, although the little ghost usually eats badly, but with this way of eating, it is enough to prove that she is "hungry".
With a snort, he swallowed it again like eating noodles.
After eating more than a dozen slices, her flat abdomen like a black hole finally stopped, took the jerky from my hand, and gnawed it in small bites, and from time to time she gave me malicious eyes, as if to compare, whether the jerky on her hand was more delicious, or my meat tasted better.
"Look at you, you're still a saint, the little pig is pretty much the same." I rubbed my little ghost's greasy lips and fingers with a handkerchief.
"Say, how many diamonds and food were replenished when I was not there?"
"Woo~~~ I can't remember exactly." The little ghost tilted its head, then shook it, and suddenly raised its chin as if proud.
"But I felt that after Xiao Fan came back, I swallowed several diamonds in one go, otherwise I wouldn't have the strength to welcome Xiao Fan."
Is that kind of ghost cannonball a welcome? I almost died, and immediately apologized to my wife who was waiting for her husband to return with a gentle smile at the door of the world, bastard
"And then, how long has it been since you slept?"
Thinking of this stupid saintess, when I was away, I didn't know how to take good care of myself, I couldn't help but reach out and rub her cheeks like a knife.
Oh oh oh, it's this feel, more beautiful than the softest dough, better than the smoothest silk, and the cheeks that are unique in this world will simply be rubbed and kneaded.
"Woo giggle~~~ buy blue lily ~~~ Li Lu was stunned (villain Xiaofan, bullying)."
Under my constant rubbing and rubbing of my face, the voice of the little ghost became muffled again, and as my fingers kneaded and pulled, it constantly changed into a funny and cute expression.
"I ...... I had a good night's sleep. ”
Finally getting rid of my claws, the little ghost said with a twinkle in his eyes, and at a glance he knew that he was lying.
"Hmph, don't try to hide it from my golden eyes, according to past experience, I only need to calculate how many days you have slept to come to a rough conclusion, I count ......"
I sneered, began to wrench my fingers, and counted, from the day I came back, until now, how many days in total? Well...... Well...... Uh-huh......
The little ghost's eyes widened, and he leaned in, staring at my face.
"What's there to look at......"
Stunned by her subtle gaze, I had to put down my half-counted fingers and glare.
"Well, sure enough,......" the little ghost nodded, as if sure of something.
"Every time Xiao Fan says something like [I'll count], it looks very interesting."
Me: "......"
Just got up and couldn't wait to get up with a poisonous tongue? This spits on the saint.
"Okay, anyway, in the future, when I'm not around, I'm not allowed to lock myself up again, you know?" Rubbing the little ghost's head hard, I said in a slightly tough tone.
"Hmph, little knight, I also want to order this holy woman"
The little ghost shook my hand away, floated slightly, and then pointed straight at me with a condescending gaze.
"Xiao Fan, you are, this saint commands you, never leave me in the future."
“……”
"How...... Why don't you speak? Explain in advance, don't be sentimental, this holy woman, this holy woman is just worried about Xiao Fan, a fool like you, without my discipline, picking up some strange things outside to eat bad brains, just say this, Xiao Fan, you are a fool, without this holy woman, you can't do anything. ”
Seeing that I didn't speak, I looked at her in a daze, this ghost saintess probably thought of a crooked place, her pretty face was slightly red, and she immediately became arrogant.
"I see."
With a soft response, I pulled the little ghost floating in the air into my arms and hugged it tightly.
"In the future, I will definitely work hard to find a way to stay together in the future, so don't close yourself off anymore, okay?"
"Woo~~~"
The delicate body of the little ghost slowly collapsed in his arms, and let out a mournful roar.
"Who...... Who said it, he didn't close himself, he just ......"
With a soft groan, she raised her head, her silver pupils seemed to be ethereal starry sky, without any focal length, and suddenly gave people a sense of remoteness that was close to the end of the world and could not be touched.
"It's just...... If Xiao Fan is not there, there is nothing he wants to do...... I don't know what to do...... What to do alive......"
"What a fool."
At this moment, I could no longer preach with a straight face, tears welled up in my eyes, and I held the little ghost tightly in my arms.
"If ......"
Gently licking the tooth marks on his shoulder, the little ghost whispered softly in an ethereal voice.
"Sometimes I feel that if I can swallow Xiaofan in one bite, we can be together forever......"
"Snap", the hand knife is waiting.
"Don't say such creepy things all of a sudden, stupid"
"Phew~Bah~Bah~, it's obvious that Xiaofan is too timid, and he made a fuss when he was slightly frightened by this saint, and he even blamed this saint, coward, coward~~~~"
The little ghost's playful and mischievous voice sounded, and there was no trace of the ethereal and distant just now.
"Oh oh oh, I dare to intimidate the owner, it's really bold, look at my absolute ultimate mystery, Tianma Lushan Diamond Thousand Buddha Nebula Phoenix Hand"
"Woo Lu Lu ~~~~, the thin dragon cold wash dyes the tired widow dragon building, Lila is stupid (the maid actually did it to the master, and the above was committed...... )”
The next day, the little ghost was warmly welcomed by the whole family.
Saying...... Well, in fact, I'm still shrouded in the shadow of yesterday's mahjong game and haven't come out, Veras? Sarah? Linya? Little Jasmine? Who's going to comfort me, bastard
Adjust the state, and next, the main characters of God's Birthday will appear one after another, all kinds of imaginable and unexpected people......