Chapter 6 Brother Teaches You to Sing?
"As for Duan Yun...... Well, it's the name of the other little kid, he's also a poor baby, he was rescued from the wolf's den by the village chief, and he has no father and mother since he was a child, although he is a little naughty, but he is very filial to the village chief Jack. ”
Tang Hao pinched his nose and looked at the farmhouse around Ah Yin: "Ah Yin, I'll clean these up!" Actually gave you farm fertilizer? I'm. ”
"But then again, Duan Yun did give me a wake-up call...... You do need some fertilizer, which may help you recover faster. ”
"Is the farm manure okay?"
Syllable!
Ah Yin's leaves rolled up, and another piece of farm manure was thrown on Tang Hao's face.
......
"Achievement 2: The strongest bear child in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 99%!"
Perhaps because of "Only Mom is Good in the World" and "Little Cabbage", the progress of the bear child has increased from 98% to 99%...... It's a pity that it still hasn't reached 100%, and it's just a bit of a loss.
The lake was rippling, and Duan Yun stood up with difficulty: "Tang Hao, that old man, is very bad...... If he comes a little later, I'll be a bear kid. ”
1% only, casually pull a leaf of Ah Yin, and then pull the leaf out of the pulp, it is 100% properly...... Duan Yun glanced down and was sure that he didn't have the conditions to harm the leaves, and it was definitely not possible to rely on the leaves to achieve the bear child, but it was always okay to wipe the butt with the leaves, right?
Can't wipe your butt?
Then find a male blue silver grass, plant it next to Ah Yin, and get a few bees to pollinate.
As long as you use your brain, there will always be a solution.
On the other side, Tang San wiped off the drops of water on his face: "Duan Yun, in front of his son, said that Lao Tzu is an old man?" Not okay? When you were beaten just now, you were still called Uncle Tang Hao. ”
Duan Yun: "At the moment when I was about to be beaten, I really regarded him as an uncle...... Also, there is a problem with the logic of the sentence you just said, so take a closer look. ”
Tang San blinked.
Is there a problem with that sentence just now?
Nope!
Tang San: "Duan Yun, I feel that you have brought me badly, I was not like this before. ”
Duan Yun rolled his eyes: "You also used my paper to wipe your ass just now, I am so helpful to others, don't you learn?" Do you have to learn from my shortcomings? ...... Give me back the paper! ”
Tang San: "If you finish using it and throw it in the water curtain hole, go get it yourself." ”
The children who were originally playing near the waterfall had already left, and Duan Yun turned his head to look a few times, but he didn't see anyone else.
Tang San: "Don't look for it, I must have been beaten away by my father...... Those kids don't have your skin, and they all go home with a little scare. ”
Duan Yun looked up a few times with some reluctance, wondering if he would find a way to climb up after Tang Hao left: "One hundredth, just throw it away!" ”
Tang San: "Duan Yun, what are you talking about?" The gods are chattering, it can't be that you fall stupid when you jump down, right? ”
Duan Yun: "Are you stupid...... Little San, that blue silver grass just now already has grass seeds, right? ”
Tang San recalled, but he couldn't remember, who would care if the blue silver grass grew grass seeds?
Tang San: "What are you doing with grass seeds?" ”
Duan Yun touched his chin: "How about we take down the grass seeds and plant a few hundred brothers for you?" ”
Tang San rolled his eyes and glanced at Duan Yun like an idiot...... Obviously, he didn't understand what Duan Yun meant, he just felt that Duan Yun was too out of step and his thinking was not normal.
But having said that, Tang San still admired Duan Yun a little.
is not to admire Duan Yun's skills, but to admire those two songs.
Especially the song "Only Mom is Good in the World" is a big killer.
When he sang just now, Tang San obviously felt that his father was touched, his eyes were slightly red, and tears rolled in his eyes...... When he beat him before, if he could sing this song, maybe the force would be a little less.
Tang San hesitated: "Duan Yun, the song "Only Mother is Good in the World" just now, can you sing it again?" I didn't remember the words! ”
Duan Yun raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to learn?" Used against your dad? It's still somewhat useful to sing when your dad beats you...... Of course, it is also possible to fight harder, when I sang "Little Cabbage" just now, I feel that your father beat harder! ”
Tang San laughed dryly and nodded.
Duan Yun grinned and said: "Okay, don't say "Only Mother is Good in the World", I still have a song "Little Three" here, as long as you want to learn, I can teach you ......!" ”
Tang San's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Duan Yun's shoulder: "Good brother." ”
Duan Yun clapped his hand aside: "Of course it's a good brother, but if you want to learn songs, you have to recognize me as the boss...... In our Holy Soul Village, all the children call me Boss Duan, and you call me by my name, it's not okay...... You can't be special. ”
Special?
I'm a human being for two lives, so let me recognize a six-year-old kid as the boss? What's the trouble?
Tang San's face was full of displeasure.
"Don't admit it? "Only Mom is Good in the World" is out of play, but we are good brothers after all, and the song "Little Three" will be given to you...... Let's go, go to my house, I annoyed your dad just now, I made some wine myself, you get him some to drink back, coax him! ”
Duan Yun said with a smile: "As for the song "Little Three", I will sing it to you as I walk, it is easy to learn!" ”
It is obviously impossible to expect to use a song to make Tang San recognize the boss...... Duan Yun had already made up his mind, waiting for an opportunity to fight with Tang San, beat him severely, and subdued him.
Tang San is now an obstacle for him to become the Child King of the Holy Soul Village, as long as Tang San is defeated, the achievement of the Child King of the Holy Soul Village will be achieved.
Regarding the matter of Duan Yun's winemaking, Tang San expressed doubts.
A six-year-old kid can make a fart? At the beginning, Tang San saw Duan Yun stealing his family's sweet potatoes with his own eyes, and then went to sell them to buy wine for Village Chief Jack...... If you know how to make wine yourself, do you still exchange it for wine by stealing sweet potatoes?
However, it was also that time that Tang San's attitude towards Duan Yun, a bear child, became much better.
When other children have money, they all want to buy themselves something to eat and play.
But Duan Yun didn't, he risked being beaten and stole a few sweet potatoes just to exchange some wine for Village Chief Jack? Although the method is not advisable, this filial piety is indeed imprinted in the bones.
"Let's go, don't ink!"
Duan Yun grabbed Tang San's arm and walked all the way towards Village Chief Jack's house.
Tang San: "What about the song?" You're singing! ”
Duan Yun: "Ahem, then you can listen well...... The meaning of this song is extremely profound, and it can even be elevated to the height of ethics and morality, and if you understand the deep meaning, it can even affect a person's life! ”
Hearing this, Tang San couldn't help but show a solemn expression.
A song can reach such a height and evaluation, is it a masterpiece?
Duan Yun coughed lightly, pulled his neck and sang: "Finally you became someone else's junior, from now on I am no longer your harbor, when you snuggle in his chest, have you forgotten the love ...... I once gave!" ”
Tang San's head was full of black lines: "That's it?" ......! ”
The singing came to an abrupt end.
Duan Yun pointed at Tang San and shouted, "Grandpa Jack always praises you in front of me...... said that Tang Hao is a stinky drunkard, but other people's sons are handsome, and they are very well-behaved, never bullying children, not fighting, not scolding, not peeing on other people's doors, and not blocking other people's chimneys......! ”
Tang San: "Grandpa Jack said my dad is a stinky drunkard?" ”
Duan Yun said angrily: "This is not the point, praising you for being good is the point!" When I get home, I'll tell Grandpa Jack not to be fooled by your appearance...... In your young body lives the soul of an adult! ”