Chapter 5 The farmer's fat face

Swaddling clothes?

Tang San nodded, not suspicious of anything...... The content on that piece of paper must be some kind of exercise, right? It seems that Duan Yun's parents are not ordinary people!

For what Ah Wei Eighteen Style, Tang San didn't ask anything more, he himself was full of secrets, he asked Duan Yun, if Duan Yun asked him in turn, how would he answer?

At this time, Duan Yun was still pondering whether to dig Ah Yin out, as for the matter of saying that the poisonous dragon whip method was Ah Wei's eighteenth style, there was no pressure on him.

"98% ah, that's still a little bit of a loss...... Dig? Or don't dig? ”

"Actually, digging it out is also a good thing for Ah Yin, photosynthesis, Tang Da Hammer definitely doesn't understand this."

At this time, with a bang, the water curtain of the waterfall was knocked open, and a tall figure rushed in with great anger.

Come...... It turned out to be Tang Hao?

Seeing the farmhouse fertilizer around Ah Yinzhi's stem, Tang Hao's eyes turned red.

"Tang San, Duan Yun...... What a good thing you two bunnies have done! ”

I saw Tang Hao stretch out his big hand, grabbed Tang San's arm, and pressed Tang San directly on his thigh.

Then regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, he picked up his slap and slapped it towards Tang San's ass.

Smack!

Syllable!

Tang Hao scolded angrily: "Make you naughty, Lao Tzu beat you to death a rabbit cub!" ”

Tang San: "Ahhh ”

Not far away, Duan Yun's little face turned white, and he subconsciously took a few steps back...... I rub, why is this stinky drunkard here?

It's over, I put farm manure on his wife, and instigated Tang San to wipe his ass with leaves, and here he is still thinking about digging his wife out...... Dead, dead!

"Uncle Tang Hao, Grandpa Jack called me home for dinner, I'll go first!"

As he spoke, Duan Yun leaned against the wall and moved towards the opening of the Water Curtain Cave.

"Humph!"

Tang Hao snorted coldly, and a momentum rushed straight towards Duan Yun to press over.

I rub!

Duan Yun was startled, only to feel that his head was buzzing, and he almost didn't sit on the ground.

"I'll clean it up with you later!"

Tang Hao glared at Duan Yun fiercely, and then continued to slap his face...... Beat Tang San.

Smack!

"Dad, stop fighting...... Woo, it hurts! ”

"If the little tree is not cultivated, it is not of quality, and today I must let you have a long memory!"

"Aren't I just going to climb a water curtain hole? What's wrong with that? Open defecation? ”

"Dare to talk back?"

Smack!

In the distance, Duan Yun's back was against the wall, his buttocks clamped tightly, and he panicked.

It's over, when he finishes beating Tang San, he will definitely fight me together.

My little ass...... Tang Hao's fingers are so thick, he can't help it.

Duan Yun looked towards Ah Yin, only to see Ah Yin's branches and leaves swaying slightly, as if he was distressing Tang San, but he didn't mean to stop Tang Hao.

Apparently...... Ah Yin also planned to let Tang Hao discipline his son well.

Duan Yun's heart moved, and he hurriedly shouted: "Little San, sing, sing the little cabbage!" ”

At this time, Tang San's ass was already swollen, and the tears from being beaten were sparse, even if he had the soul of an adult? The six-year-old body hurts!

Hearing Duan Yun's words, Tang San's eyes lit up, and then he howled with a crying voice: "Woo! Little cabbage, Ye Erhuang, five or six years old, no mother, follow my father, I have a good life......! ”

Tang Hao's raised hand trembled slightly, and it stopped in mid-air for a long time.

Tang San was overjoyed in his heart, and thought that this song would work...... Sure enough, my father still felt sorry for me.

"Little cabbage, Ye Erhuang, five or six years old, ......!"

"I'll let you have a little cabbage, I'll TM let you have a little cabbage, Lao Tzu will beat you to death!"

Smack!

Syllable!

Tang San was stunned.

Duan Yun was also stunned.

Do I rub? Bad to make?

Could it be that he was not emotionally invested enough and failed to get Tang Hao's resonance? Duan Yun swallowed.

Bang Bang ...... After a few more slaps, Tang Hao threw Tang San aside, and then reached out and grabbed Duan Yun.

Tang San breathed a sigh of relief, collapsed on the ground and no longer dared to squeak, let alone open his mouth to persuade Tang Hao...... In a word, now Tang San can't wait for Tang Hao to forget him, it's best to stare at Duan Yun and beat him alone.

Dead friends do not die poor.

"Tang San, help!"

Duan Yun panicked and hurriedly retreated to the side.

"No one can save you, I'll discipline you well for Village Chief Jack!"

As soon as Tang Hao grabbed Duan Yun's collar, he was about to beat him.

Damn, fight!

Duan Yun's eyes froze, and a powerful momentum instantly rose into the sky...... Forcing me to use a killer feature, huh?

Okay, take it!

"There is only a mother in the world, and a mother's child is like a treasure, thrown into the arms of his mother, and happiness is indispensable!"

"The most distressed thing without a mother, a child without a mother is like a grass, leaving the arms of a mother, where to find happiness!"

Duan Yun cried: "Only mothers are good in the world, and children with mothers don't know...... Tang San, what are you doing stupidly, sing with me, one, two, three, sing! ”

Tang San collapsed on the ground, and when he heard these lyrics, he was instantly brought into it.

Before the crossing, he was still in infancy, and he was abandoned by his parents, and it was Tang Lan, the elder of the outer gate of the Tang Gate, who picked him up and gave him the surname "Tang", because he was the third oldest among the disciples of the outer gate, so he had the name Tang San.

In this life, he was reborn in Douluo Continent, although he had a father, he had never seen his mother since he could remember, and his father was also a heavy drinker all day long, and he was extremely indifferent to him, and he almost never felt the warmth of his family.

I have never seen my mother in two lives?

Tang San's heart was miserable, and he sang in a trembling voice: "There is only a mother in the world who is ......!" ”

Tang Hao's face turned red, and he said angrily: "Two chicken thieves, you just did it on purpose, you want me to soften my heart?" No way...... I'll fight! ”

The corners of Duan Yun's mouth twitched, and he saw that Tang Hao's slap was about to be slapped down, but at this moment, something unexpected happened to everyone.

I saw that a branch and leaf of Ah Yin trembled slightly, and the leaf rolled up a piece of farmhouse manure on the ground and threw it directly on Tang Hao's face.

Syllable!

The farmer's fat face was paste, and Tang Hao was directly confused.

Oh, I'll go, it's disgusting, Miss Ah Yin did a beautiful job, this song "Only Mom is Good in the World" is sung to your heart...... Duan Yun was overjoyed in his heart, took the opportunity to break free, and rushed towards the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave with a vertical body.

"Little San, the wind is blowing...... Still not leaving? Waiting to be beaten? ”

"It's coming! Where to find happiness! ”

Whoosh!

Two short figures jumped out of the waterfall one after another, jumped directly from a height of dozens of meters, and fell into the lake.

At the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave, Tang Hao glanced outside twice, and saw that Duan Yun and Tang San were not in danger of falling into the lake, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and at the same time, he was puzzled...... How dare two little kids jump from such a height?

But although he was puzzled, Tang Hao didn't have the heart to delve into it, there was no way...... He's still in a hurry to coax his wife.

Wipe off the farmhouse manure on your face indiscriminately.

Tang Hao came to Ah Yin's side: "Ah Yin, those two stinky boys are singing nonsense, don't be sad...... The junior is still young and not sensible, and when he grows up, I will tell him about you. ”