Yang Shenran now has a new nickname: Great Artist.

A video of the Chinese teacher directly sent Yang Shenran to the detective and became the latest representative of abstract literature. As a party, Yang Shenran expressed his helplessness and even wanted to refuse.

Now when it's time to start the live broadcast, the barrage is full of various interpretations of the sect leader's behavior.

Yang Shenran made up a soldier, and the barrage began: "Wow, it's quite idealistic to replenish the soldiers, this represents the unique thinking of the sect leader, and the replenishment is missing, it's simply a crippled beauty!" The master's hand is mutilated! Crippled beauty! ”

Yang Shenran was killed, and the barrage began again: "Oh my God, is this the legendary Gothic style?" Expressing one's heart in an extreme way, death is also a unique beauty. ”

Looking at these barrages, Yang Shenran was tired. What is more than the barrage is that there are more people making videos, writing jokes, and P photos, which makes Yang Shenran's abstract literature instantly a very hot phenomenon.

The core of this phenomenon is that no matter what Yang Shenran does, he must experience a profound social philosophy from it.

From deep language to abstract literature. This is Yang Shenran's path as a great artist!

Su Endian looked at Yang Shenran's collapsed live broadcast, and came over curiously: "What's wrong?" This virtue? Let people cook? ”

Yang Shenran slumped on the chair, closed the barrage by the way, and said, "You don't understand!" ”

"I don't understand?" Su Endian couldn't help but laugh: "Isn't that the one, a great artist!" Understand, look, even the sailors understand the details, but you don't understand the details, and you have to need others to help you analyze it. ”

"I don't understand the details? Well? Yang Shenran played the video of his mid-season death song five kills from the computer, as well as the video of fighting with faker: "I don't understand the details? Look at the details of this wave of details! You dare to say that a person who fights with faker is not detailed enough! ”

Su Grace smiled angrily: "Okay, it's right to use strong words!" Lines, details. That...... Oops, I think I'm here for that, my stomach hurts......"

Yang Shenran: "Drink more hot water." ”

"You did it on purpose! Didn't you say you had the details? Sue Grace rolled her eyes.

Yang Shenran: "Then you ask again." ”

Sue Grace: "My stomach hurts, it's like there's an electric drill drilling into my stomach." ”

Yang Shenran paused and asked in great detail: "What brand of electric drill?" ”

Sue Grace: "Huh? ”

Yang Shenran: "How does the electric drill turn?" Clockwise or counterclockwise? How much power is it? What is the rotational speed? What is the length of the drill bit? Are the buttons electric or self-locking? What circuit? ”

Su Endian just wanted to do it, but remembered that Yang Shenran was on the live broadcast at this time, so he endured it and said, "Is this the detail?" I love it so much, I love it! ”

Yang Shenran nodded: "Girls are used to hurt!" ”

Huang Junjun couldn't help but come over: "Su Zhishu, you are a little favoritous!" If I say that, your mace will come over! ”

Su Endian smiled: "No, don't talk nonsense." ”

"I feel that you are much gentler to others than to me." Yang Shenran complained: "It's the same when I was in school." ”

Su Endian looked at Yang Shenran with disdain: "Oh, so what? Would you be happy if I were gentle with you? ”

Yang Shenran imagined for a moment, Su Endian spoke to himself gently, and suddenly shivered: "Forget it, it's too terrifying!" ”

Huang Junjun mended the knife: "Sect Master, I see that you haven't been doing well recently, you should go and ask for something and wear it on your body to keep you safe." Su Zhishu, what do you say? ”

Su Endian smiled: "What do you wear to keep you safe?" I don't think any Buddha statue god card is worn, only one is the most reliable. ”

Yang Shenran was curious: "What? ”

"Gatling!" Su Endian said: "It's the kind of 'da-da-da' that emits blue fire, and it is absolutely safe." No one dares to mess with you. If you don't have a Gatling, you can get a pistol, or maybe a grenade! ”

Yang Shenran and Huang Junjun both laughed.

is different from others, Yang Shenran and the three of them were all in the same school and one class before, and they usually quarrel a lot. Now it's like going back to when I was in school, and I'm talking for a while.

It's hard to imagine that there can be two game masters in a class, Su Endian and Huang Junjun at the same time, but thinking about Yang Shenran is actually in this class, I feel relieved, because Yang Shenran's dishes are enough to match the strength of two people. From this point of view, the world is quite fair.

Su Endian said: "I'm not kidding, if you are idle and love to die, even if you take the relics of the Buddha, you will have to die." So I think it's useless to wear these things, and fate is not something you can change by wearing something. ”

"I don't think you're right." Huang Junjun said: "I know that there is a person who couldn't find a girlfriend before, and then he wore a thing and transferred it directly, and his girlfriend changed every once in a while!" ”

"it!" Yang Shenran asked, "What are you wearing?" Where? Give me the whole one too! ”

Sue Grace rolled her eyes.

Huang Junjun said: "He is wearing a ...... Car keys for a super gun truck. ”

Su Endian laughed: "Sect Master, you can also buy it, it's not that you can't afford it, your family is so rich." ”

"It's weird, I'm not short of money, why are there so few girls chasing me?" Yang Shenran is also very strange.

Huang Junjun didn't dare to speak, thinking: Nonsense, there is a Song Qianqian on your left, and a Su Endian on your right, even if you want to chase you girl, you have to be inferior to these two by comparison, so you still have the confidence to chase you. It's really a blessing in the midst of not knowing the blessing!

Yang Shenran also continued: "By the way, Liu Jiyang, an old scumbag, should have experience. I've got to learn from it! ”

Huang Junjun waved his hand: "He's long gone, he talked to me last time." He said that he felt that he was old, and he used to go to KTV to grab the microphone, but now he goes to KTV and sits quietly on the side, and even the lady next to him persuaded him, sir, you should sing a song too, don't touch it, my legs are almost swollen. ”

"Hahaha!" Yang Shenran laughed: "Mei Shi, Ai is Ai, and the probability of illness is basically drenching." ”

Huang Junjun: "So, if you don't keep some small animals at home now, that's really not good." For example, raise a Land Rover, Mustang, Hellcat, Jaguar, Tmall or something...... The rich eventually become married, and the rich see it with their own eyes! ”

Su Endian was speechless: "Don't think of girls as realistic, I think your thoughts are too dirty, so everything looks like this." In the future, don't say that we used to be classmates, I'm embarrassed to introduce them to others. People ask me, what is the special feature of your school? How do I answer? I told him that the male students in our school are all special! It's a pun on that! ”

The three of them all laughed, and suddenly Yang Shenran's face changed: ", I'm still live broadcasting, it's over, it's all on the air!" ”

Yang Shenran didn't want to watch the barrage just now, so he took the opportunity to hide the live broadcast, but did not turn off the live broadcast. It's over.

opened the live broadcast room and found that all the barrage was crazy! The live broadcast room also exploded, and all kinds of news about swiping the screen.

Yang Shenran took a look and found that everyone's main focus was not on themselves, but on Liu Jiyang's going to KTV.

"It's okay, it's okay, the dead friends don't die the poor way. Secretary Chicken, you have to hold on! ”

Meanwhile.

Liu Jiyang was eating with a girl outside, but the girl looked at her phone and suddenly looked at Liu Jiyang in fear.

Liu Jiyang asked, "What's wrong?" Don't like to eat? ”

The girl cried directly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my house is on fire, I'm going back right now, goodbye, goodbye!" ”

"Hey, hey!"

The girl ran away and didn't pay attention to Liu Jiyang again. At this time, Liu Jiyang's mobile phone rang frantically, he picked up the phone and looked at it, and suddenly became angry.

"When am I going to KTV! I didn't touch anyone's thighs either! That's all bragging! Also, I'm not sick! Ahhh Who is talking nonsense that I have AIDS, Dog Master, I guess it's you! I'll fuck your uncle! ”

"Dog Sect Master, I am inseparable from you!"