Yoo Jiyang's social death!

Now no matter where you go, you will be asked: "Secretary Chicken, did you touch your thigh today?" ”

As a direct result, Liu Jiyang returned to the base and left. Yang Shenran knew that he was at a loss, and he was not embarrassed to fight back.

When Liu Jiyang was angry and then in a daze alone, Yang Shenran came over.

"Actually......"

"Shut up!" Liu Jiyang's face was full of despair: "I feel that my right to choose a mate in the next few years will be lost." I didn't go to KTV, oh, I went, but I didn't touch someone's thigh! Oh, it seems that it was indeed touched. But she really didn't say that! Wronged! ”

It was really not Yang Shenran's intention to cause such a result, looking at Liu Jiyang like this, Yang Shenran could only say: "Eh, otherwise...... I invite you to KTV? ”

"Get out!" Liu Jiyang is still sad.

Yang Shenran thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, I'll give you a copy of all the movies on my computer." ”

Liu Jiyang suddenly perked up: "Forget it, you still have to be strong, after all, there is still tomorrow!" ”

"Uh...... OK! Yang Shenran stood up and said, "Let's go, go out for a walk, there will be tomorrow!" In this world, nothing can be said for sure. ”

Liu Jiyang rolled his eyes: "Melon skin!" You're! ”

Yang Shenran said: "At the beginning, after my family ended supporting me, my father deliberately put the key of a luxury car in front of me and said a word to me seriously. ”

Liu Jiyang's eyes lit up: "What?" ”

Yang Shenran: "He said, child, you have to think about it, you take the key to this luxury car and get the money I gave, then you are destined to have a pure and sincere love in this life, and you will not have a chance!" But...... You see, it turns out that what he said was wrong, and even if I got the key, it didn't affect my later search for a girlfriend. ”

"No, the way you rich people show off their wealth is so low-key and luxurious?" Liu Jiyang was helpless: "With money? But lost true love. Phew! You're so angry! ”

At this time, Huang Junjun came out? Looking at the two people: "You guys are here." Yo, Secretary Chicken? Did you touch it today? ”

"I'll fuck your sister!" Liu Jiyang is so angry.

Huang Junjun just took two steps? Suddenly, I saw a five-cent coin on the ground, and I hurriedly stepped on it? Then pretended to tie his shoelaces and picked them up, and the whole process was very careful.

You have to be careful, huh? What if the sect leader and the other three heavenly kings knew that they had picked up five cents? I will definitely be forced to invite everyone to eat hot pot by myself! This kind of thing can be done by these brutes!

"Forehead......" Huang Junjun quietly picked up five cents, felt that he had earned a hot pot, and said happily: "Okay, you can do it." Do you still go to KTV? When I was in college with the Sect Master? They all go to Internet cafes. ”

Yang Shenran nodded: "Yes, yes, yes!" Once I was in the dark with the dog, and suddenly the girl on the other side gave the little yellow dog a bottle of Coke. At that time, the little yellow dog thought that his spring was coming, but there was a note on the Coke, on which a sentence was written: Why don't you drink some water, and listen to your horn all night? It's noisy! ”

Liu Jiyang laughed: ", hahaha!" Hahaha! Absolutely! My mood suddenly improved! Mental balance in no time! ”

Huang Junjun was helpless: "Good guy? Dog Master, are you trying to balance me with him? Yes, it does. But I was so noisy at the time? It's because I've been spraying the sect leader all night. Don't you know, that night in line? How much he pulled his crotch! ”

Yang Shenran: "Isn't it? Pit me, right! Then don't blame me for digging through old accounts? Last time I was in the squad group, you were the one who sprayed me anonymously! ”

Huang Junjun was unhappy: "There are seven people in the group, there are five of us, and there are two saints, why do you say it's me!" ”

Yang Shenran: "Nonsense! You think it's good to be anonymous! You sprayed me more than 30 pieces, and it turned out that you were the dragon king in the group chat that day, not who you were! ”

"Damn, exposed!" Huang Junjun smiled awkwardly: "That's not what you played!" ”

"Fart! I fought like that, can you blame me? The opponents that the system matches me with are outrageous! Yang Shenran said: "I don't carry this pot, I should blame the matching mechanism of League of Legends." I specifically checked,League of Legends' matching mechanism is called elo value matching,It is based on the winning rate of the qualifying match、The number of wins, etc.,The system will automatically balance the elo value on both sides when matching。 ”

Huang Junjun: "Isn't that fair? ”

"Wrong!" Yang Shenran said: "You are a great god, and your ELP value is high, so the value of teammates matched with you is low!" This balances the values of the entire team. That's why after a winning streak, you'll be forced to do so. So the two of us matched up to meet powerful people, and then blew me up, all because with you, the opponents I met were too strong! Can I be blamed for this? ”

Huang Junjun was stunned: "Could it be ...... Am I to blame for all this? Although it is an accusation, why am I a little dark? Hey, hey, hey, it's all because I'm too strong! ”

Liu Jiyang rolled his eyes: "Can you take a firm stance?" Last time Sister Sissi took the exam, he also plagiarized and won the first place! ”

Yang Shenran was speechless: "Have you ever seen plagiarism and plagiarism?" The League of Legends basic knowledge exam is all about strength. I remember the two of you, still the first and second from the bottom, it's better than Li Yu, not even my demented cousin. ”

Huang Junjun: "Your questions are too tricky, you actually asked me the leg that the blind monk kicked out, how could I know!" Are you confused? ”

Yang Shenran waved his hand: "You know a fart!" I'm using the elimination method. You two are foolish, there are four answers to the multiple-choice questions, and I did it myself to get my answers out. Then peeked at the answers of the two of you and excluded the answers of the two of you. The rest is the correct answer! ”

Huang Junjun and Liu Jiyang: "! it! it! ”

Yang Shenran spread his hands: "Science! The world is about science! ”

At this time, Yang Youji came back from outside and saw Liu Jiyang hurriedly beckoning: "Secretary Chicken, did you touch it today?" ”

"Damn, I'm just in a good mood, and it's bad again!" Liu Jiyang went up and gave Yang Youji a throat lock: "You have to say something about yourself and make me happy, otherwise I won't let go." The sect leader and the little yellow dog both said it. ”

"Ahem!" Yang Youji coughed twice and said, "Eh, this is too embarrassing." But I also have a thing, which is not a bad thing. I've met a few big guys in the past two days, and I'm going to meet them sometime. ”

Yang Shenran asked, "Big guy? The biggest guy you know, shouldn't it be me? ”

"You have been raised in poverty for many years and have never seen the world, so shut up!" Yang Youji took his mobile phone and said: "I changed the name of my fan group to 'Lamborghini Car Friends Group', and a few people have joined the group in the past few days, and the result is that they started to discuss it inside." I clicked into the space and found that they really drove a Lamborghini! ”

Huang Junjun took the phone, was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What about your group?" Is this it? I'm sorry, but you seem to have been kicked by your fanbase. You're not the leader of the group! ”

"Thousands of people, you still have to open members, I gave the group owner to others." Yang Youji was stunned: "Alas, I talked to me privately." He said...... This is the fan base of the Sheep Protector, and it is a place for fans to stay, so the Sheep Protector himself does not need to participate, just notify me if there is something. it! This brute! ”

Liu Jiyang laughed: "Suddenly the mood is wonderful!" ”

Yang Shenran and Huang Junjun also showed relieved smiles.

Yang Youji said: "Forget it, you can appeal back." But I seem to be a little unlucky! Cousin, give me something, I want to wear it for transfer. ”

"I'm not a great immortal, what are you looking for me!" Yang Shenran couldn't cry or laugh.

Yang Youji: "No, don't you have a luxury car under your name, your father gave it to you, don't think I don't know." Lend it to me to drive, I estimate that driving a luxury car can improve my luck, especially peach blossom luck! ”

Yang Shenran wanted to get together, but he thought that he hadn't opened it yet, so he nodded: "Let's go, let's go for a ride!" Which of you has a driver's license? I haven't yet. ”

Yang Youji: "No, how can I have time to test this, Secretary Ji can't be a tractor?" ”

"Tractors and cars, can they be the same? No kidding! Liu Jiyang said: "It's a pity that Sister Qianqian is not here, of course, even if she is, she will not mess with us." ”

Huang Junjun: "Li Yuyou! I know this, he has a driver's license. He said before that he had nothing to do when he was idle as a substitute, so he took the exam. ”

Yang Shenran clapped his hands: "Perfect!" The car was parked in the garage of my dad's company, and I thought I'd wait until I had my driver's license. Since the brothers are not outsiders, let's have a good time together. ”

Yang Youji: "It won't be a gun truck, can it only be two people?" ”

"No, a car, you can do it for five people. Let's go, go find the old fish first. Yang Shenran was also idle, so he took his brothers directly to find Li Yu first.

......

At this moment, Li Yu is accompanying his girlfriend to visit the art museum.

Although Li Yu is quiet, he has already renewed his relationship with his ex-girlfriend. It's been a very happy day. Li Yu's girlfriend is called Zhang Xiaomo, and she is a somewhat natural girl.

Although Li Yu followed Yang Shenran and his gang in the club, he felt serious in front of his girlfriend. Now that a lover is finally married, Zhang Xiaomo is studying art, so he often visits various exhibitions or something. As long as Li Yu doesn't compete, he will accompany him.

"I'm like this, I won't delay your training, right?" Zhang Xiaomo asked.

Li Yu shook his head: "No, I have a good relationship with the sect leader." ”

"Sect Master? It's really hard to understand your boys' friendship. Zhang Xiaomo smiled softly: "Next time you compete, I will go to support." I don't know your teammates, but we'll be cheering together. ”

Li Yu explained gently: "I, I didn't mean not to let you know, the main thing is that this group of people is really unreliable." We have a Su Grace in our club, you know. When I came to the club before, she was a very simple girl, and I always looked at it as my sister. At first, the brutes didn't understand the meat jokes at all. As a result, you see, it's only been half a year, and it's dirty! God, I don't want you to be like that, these people are too brutes, and you are my White Lotus. ”

"Phew! The White Lotus is scolding, but I'm not. Zhang Xiaomo took Li Yu's arm and said gently: "I am your starry sky." ”

Li Yu said questioningly: "The sky is full of stars, what do you mean?" ”

"The starry flower language is that you are willing to play a supporting role." Zhang Xiao looked at Li Yu with a smile: "That is to say, you are standing on the stage, you are the Four Heavenly Kings who are in the limelight, and you are the fish King Kong who lies down and wins the God Sect." As for me, I will be an unknown supporter behind you, willing to be your supporting role. ”

"You're not a supporting character, you're the protagonist of my life! More important than my four sons! Li Yu looked at Zhang Xiaomo affectionately, and the two of them wanted to kiss at this moment.

And then...... The phone ringtone remembers.

Zhang Xiaomo hurriedly lowered his head, stroked his hair, and looked into the distance.

"Fuck!" Li Yu took out his mobile phone angrily and saw the caller ID on it: "Second son!" ”

"Huang Junjun, this dog thing, what kind of call at this time!" Li Yu connected: "What are you doing!" ”

"Where are you? We're going to play with you. The sect leader has been hiding a luxury car, let's go for a ride. The point is, only yours have a driver's license! Huang Junjun asked, "Come, let's go drive!" ”

"Huh? I know. Li Yu hung up the phone, turned around and asked Zhang Xiaomo: "The sect leader has a car, you have to lend it to me, let me take you for a ride." Oh, it's hard to refuse, and I can't say no. Do you want to go? ”

Zhang Xiaomo was more innocent and asked, "Really?" ”

"Of course! Let's go! Li Yu took Zhang Xiaomo's hand, and the two of them left the art museum.

Three hours later, a group of people from the Lying Win God Cult gathered at the door of the garage.

The garage door opened, and when a limousine drove out, several people were very happy. It's not all because of the car, it's about going out for a ride.

Then, the car did not stop and drove away. It took a while for Li Yu's text message to come.

"I just want to make progress with my girlfriend, so you bother Lao Tzu. Now I'm going to take my girlfriend for a ride, you guys wait! ”

Yang Shenran couldn't cry or laugh: "This brute, if you want to drive, you said it earlier, and I didn't lend it to you." How about we go back? ”

That night, Li Yu was still particular about people, and came back from a shopping tour with his girlfriend, but he still filled up the fuel tank before returning to the base.

The base is also big and there is a place to park. Li Yu got out of the car and looked at the darkness in the base, knowing that his revenge was coming.

It doesn't matter, I've already taken my girlfriend around anyway, and the two of them are still kissing in the car. It's already like this, so no matter how serious the punishment is in the future, Li Yu feels that it doesn't matter, it's worth it!

He cautiously pushed the door and entered the base, if Yang Shenran brought the other three people to fight him, then Li Yu felt that he still had the power to protect himself.

Suddenly, the lights in the base turned on, and Yang Shenran appeared with Huang Junjun, Liu Jiyang, and Yang Youji. All four were heavily armed, wearing masks and goggles, each holding a rechargeable hair dryer in their hands.

Li Yu smiled: "What's the matter? Fully armed, I thought I was holding a stick, but it turned out to be a hair dryer? Are you going to blow my hair? ”

Yang Shenran sneered: "With a stick, it's just a physical attack." Now that it's upgraded, we're ready to attack with magic, and we've got a lot of magic equipment! ”

"Physical attacks upgraded to magic attacks?" Li Yu smiled disdainfully: "Come on!" You see if I'm scared! ”

"Brothers, on the talent! Oh no, get on the gear! ”

As soon as Yang Shenran's words fell, everyone took out a sock from their pocket that they didn't know who wore it, and then put the socks in front of the hair dryer and set it to blow hot air, and then the four of them aimed the hair dryer at Li Yu together!

Li Yu can be regarded as knowing why Yang Shenran and the four of them are wearing masks and eye patches, and the hot air of this hair dryer shines through the socks, and what comes out is a stinky smell! The smell of stinky feet of thieves! This taste is better than fried durian wrapped in!

"Gross!" Li Yu broke the defense on the spot!

"Sect Master, spare your life!"

......

Evening news.

"There was a foul smell from a certain villa, and the neighbor called the police, suspecting that the body was decomposed, suspected of homicide. The local public security urgently dispatched a serious crime team and arrested ...... on the spot"