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"Pretty clever." I stared at each other with eager, malicious eyes.

"Awards, awards, and the movements of the vultures are not slow." The red and white princess leaned over slightly, looking ready to dodge.

"There is a flaw!"

"How naïve!"

With a grasp of his hand, he caught the red and white princess, and as a result, there was a white mist, and the person in his hand turned into a piece of rune paper, and the real red and white princess appeared in the sky a few meters away, and with a wave of her small hand, dozens of rune papers flew away in a scattering type.

"Hah! Got me...... Not good, it's an illusion. Seeing that those rune papers directly penetrated the body of the Holy Moon Virtuous Wolf, Lingmeng was distressed and secretly said that it was not good.

Above her, a real hand grabbed her by the back collar.

"Watch my golden cicada come out of its shell." I thought that the red and white princess would settle down, but unexpectedly, her head was lowered, and the collar of her coat, which looked like a short mini cloak, automatically fell off her clothes.

“……”

Your sister, this exposed armpit still has such a murderous function?

Stunned, the collar in his hand turned into more than a dozen pieces of rune paper, and the white light of the rune paper flickered, and in my bad eyes, it turned into countless thunder snakes.

"It's dangerous. It's dangerous. "When the tears flickered, I had already returned to the same place, watched the powerful lightning burst that could not be underestimated, wiped a handful of sweat, looked the red and white princess up and down with suspicious eyes, and suddenly felt that the witch costume on her body seemed to be able to fall off automatically at any time.

Huh? This description, how does it feel a little H? I obviously didn't mean to say that.

This is the end of the little fight, and the face loses its wide collar. It was transformed into a red shrine maiden costume in the shape of a vest. The red and white princess unhurriedly took out a pile of rune paper, lightly touched it, and as the white light flickered, the white wide patterned lace collar returned.

"Is this dress really made of rune paper?" I flipped the coffee table in anger. It seems that the great secret of the shrine maiden clan has been discovered.

It's too hard-working, bastard. If I had a sister......

"After I go back. I learned the hard way and decided to lead by example by using the clothes I was wearing as a display piece. In this way, there will definitely be a customer who will be impressed. "The red and white princess gave me a thumbs up.

"How? This distinguished guest, seeing such a wonderful use of rune paper, is he still not moved? As long as the enemy grabs the panties, bang, just like the collar I just had, the panties will automatically fall off, and you can escape the capture of the enemy, which is so convenient, by the way, if you grabbed my top instead of the neckline just now, the scene will become more eye-catching, but there is no bra in it. ”

"It's none of my business to do anything like that!" I angrily lifted the soul coffee table again, but my heart was involuntarily affected by this undisciplined red and white princess, imagining that if I grabbed the blouse just now, it disappeared with a bang, leaving only a neckline looming to cover the moderately sized breasts, and my nose suddenly became a little itchy.

"I don't think anybody would go out of their way to grab an enemy's panties and bras, and even if they did, it would be a bad situation." Shaking my head and driving away evil thoughts, I looked at the red and white princess, and my eyes became pitiful, this guy really has no business acumen at all, but he has the greed of a profiteer, which is the saddest thing.

"How...... How so? A thunderbolt seemed to flash behind the red and white princess's head, and she was devastated, and then OTZ fell to her knees.

"Do you mean...... Is it a failed commodity again? ”

"I'm sorry, but it is." I nodded vigorously, give up, don't mess with those things, it's easier to sell them for money with your discipline.

"There's no way, it seems that the plan has completely failed, and I can only go back to my old business."

The red and white princess muttered in frustration, and I looked at her curiously, wondering what the hell was [old business].

I saw this guy take out a big box, put it on the ground, spread a cushion in the box, stand up, sit down in the box, skillfully take out a wooden card, hang it in front of the box, and then drink tea by himself.

The sign reads [Witch Princess, 100,000 pieces, if you want to buy it as soon as possible, the time is limited].

Me: "......"

Red and White Princess: "...... Sizzle~~"

"I won't buy it, I definitely won't buy it." After confronting her for a few seconds, I took a few steps back, as if I was not facing a 100,000 festival princess, but the four demon kings.

Red and White Princess: "~~~~~" (I'm staring)

"Even if you look at me like that, I won't buy it." If I take a step back and buy this product back, the average performance of the entire Dark Continent will be lowered by a few levels, and as a savior, I must not be fooled.

"Don't worry, I never force people to make trades."

"I'm the only one in this barren mountain, and no one else can pass by, so you're clearly hinting at something." I pointed at the other party and debunked mercilessly.

"I didn't expect to do this, and I still can't make money." The red and white princess came out of the box with great regret, took it back, and sighed.

"I had no choice but to use the last resort."

"Last resort."

"Well, I just learned, the most practical trick, if you succeed, you will definitely get money."

"Let the horses come." Sure to get the money? Where to get it? Who else but me? I don't think even my mother would admit that there is a fool (9), so be absolutely vigilant.

I saw the red and white princess rushing up, good guy, finally driven to a dead end, do you want to do the evil work of bleeding from the knife?

I was in a parry pose, trying to deal with it, when I suddenly realized it. This guy doesn't seem to be trying to attack himself.

This rushing movement, the gesture, is so familiar that it makes me feel déjà vu, as if it happened not long ago.

I watched the red and white princess rush over, threw herself into my arms, and then cried out with deep sadness.

"Mom."

Boom, under the blue sky and grassland, accompanied by the wild galloping of countless grass and mud horses, and thunder flashed.

Mommy Mom ...... Mom? What the hell is this guy trying to mess with? Isn't one fool (9) enough?

Suddenly. I'm a spirit. Come to your senses.

No, this is so similar to "local tyrants, let's be friends", this festival princess definitely came with this bad intention.

Bastard, I almost fell for it. Because what this red and white princess did was so affectionate. It's too much of a play. It's even more like Cirno, if it weren't for the fact that she said "I want to make some money with this method" at the beginning, it would have alerted me. Maybe I'll fall into the delusion of "do I really have such a daughter?" again.

I didn't know before that this red and white princess was still an actor, and her acting skills were not below the yellow maid.

I was like following the script and shouting "let go" to it, but thinking that the other party was a girl, after all, I couldn't bear it, and I couldn't treat it so cruelly and ruthlessly, so I had to stretch my arms lightly and gently hug the red and white princess in my arms.

Then, tighten your arms and clamp them hard!

German-style arch bridge fall! This time it won't let you run away again!

With a bang, the red and white princess in my arms turned into a piece of rune paper and disappeared, making my hateful teeth itch, damn, it failed again.

"The same trick won't work for me." The red and white princess who appeared more than ten meters away said indifferently drinking tea.

There has been, Festival Saint Seiya!

But at this moment, an accident suddenly happened, and Qi Lunuo, who was imprisoned in the bubble, finally got out of trouble, rolled up a huge ice and snow and attacked from behind the red and white princess, and in the blink of an eye, the red and white princess who was drinking tea and still maintained an indifferent posture froze.

"Hahaha, stupid, big stupid Reimu, I was really fooled, and I didn't have to endure it for so long." Kirino looked at Reimu, who had turned into an ice sculpture, and smiled proudly.

I didn't expect her to be ready to go, this idiot...... Although his brain is stupid, his fighting instincts are not bad.

Turning around, Kiruno stretched her ice wings, rushed up in one go, and threw herself back into my arms.

"Mom~~~"

Looking at the stupid girl who was coquettish in my arms, I fell into a speechless state.

Suddenly, Cirno froze, as if petrified, and remained motionless in my arms.

The red and white princess who came up patting the ice slag on her body sighed in frustration.

"I didn't expect to be attacked by this stupid person, it's really careless."

Then with a wave of the rune paper, Qiluno, whose whole body stiffened and couldn't even turn his eyes, was wrapped in bubbles again, isolated from the outside.

"I finally understand why you're short of paper." Looking at the use of stacks of rune paper by the red and white princess without hesitation, I understood.

"yes, I finally understand, there's still a shrine to be repaired, really, it's all uncomfortable guys." Helplessly pressing her forehead and shaking her head, the red and white princess had a headache.

"I have a question for you."

"Oh?"

"You...... You already know who I am, right? I stared at the red and white princess and asked word by word.

"Say...... What to say? I'm not interested in what kind of expressions and actions a pervert who has become a woman and becomes someone else's mother will use to face me. The red and white princess hurriedly denied it.

"Isn't that already known very clearly, the soul is faint!!" I see, I have long been recognized, hateful, not only is the festival gone, but also treated as a monkey, so hateful!

"Don't worry, I won't sue anyone else." The red and white princess gave me a thumbs up, then took out a piece of paper and wrote on it.

"I don't tell anyone, but I write to someone, right?" I gritted my teeth and rushed forward, tearing the paper to shreds.

"Then again, how did you recognize who I am now? Ordinary people can't imagine it at all. ”

"What are you talking about, in my body, but there is a flow of Wu's discipline, and in Wu's body, there is also my discipline, we are all in harmony with each other, and we have a little bit of temperament in our hearts, how can we not recognize it."

"Don't say as if I sold and exchanged festivals with you, my festivals are more precious than yours!" Hearing the Red and White Princess say this, I flipped the table at that time.

"All in all. Rest assured, no matter what Wu becomes, I won't mind, even if I become that stupid mother, I won't mind at all, just usher in a new life of Wu in one go, how about living in this identity? There may be strange interests and hobbies that will be discovered. ”

"Don't look at me with blessings, I'm doing well now, and who wants that kind of new life!"

"That's a shame."

"It's not a pity at all!" I gasped for air, this guy ...... It's tiring to talk to this guy. I really can't complain about it.

That's right. Now that my identity has been revealed, and I have lost all my temperance, I don't need to worry so much, just cancel my transformation in front of this idiot. That way, she'll realize I'm not some ice goblin. Not even her mother.

Come to think of it. I slapped my palms and slapped my head again, why was I so stupid before. I didn't even think of such a simple thing, if I had done it from the beginning, the misunderstanding would have been resolved a long time ago, and I wouldn't have lost my temperament in front of the red and white princesses.

"Wait." Just as I was about to act, suddenly, the red and white princess stretched out her hand to stop.

"Wu, don't you want to change back in front of this stupid person."

"How did you guess, you really wanted to do this, yes, so that the misunderstanding can be cleared up." I was stunned, why do all the girls around me know how to read minds so magically.

"I'd advise you not to do this, at least not in front of this idiot."

"Why?"

"This idiot...... Although it is thick and leafy, the nerves are not in tune, but it is unexpectedly slender and sensitive, and if she knows the truth now, she may go berserk. ”

"If you go wild, just subdue her, with your strength and mine, there should be no problem." I think sooner or later we will have to clarify the misunderstanding anyway, and it is better to go late than to go early.

"Wu Tai underestimated her ice fairy identity, although the IQ is low at all, but the strength is just the opposite, the high is outrageous, and now I am easily subdued, just because I am still young, and I don't get serious, in case you go berserk, you will become quite troublesome, of course, it's not that you can't be subdued, it's just that you want to subdue it while saving her life, it's very difficult, the snow is very gentle, but once it becomes a blizzard, it will never die, it won't disappear, it won't stop, Wu understand what I mean?"

"Yes, yes, but is there no other way? I don't want to be her mom all the time. "I looked at the red and white princess with a bitter face, hoping that she could think of a way, after all, this stupid guy is also your villager.

"Is there anything inconvenient?" But the thing tilted its head, indicating that it couldn't understand.

"Inconvenient in all aspects, after all, I am a man, male, manly, pure man, understand ?!!!" I yelled and flipped the table, whether this guy was really stupid or pretending to be stupid.

"Just don't care about these little details, if you polish the discipline in one go, there is nothing that you can't accept."

"I can't learn from you this kind of gorgeous jumping off the building."

"Really? What a pity. ”

"It's not a pity at all!"

As a result, it came full circle, and it seemed to be back to square one.

"I can't think of a specific solution for a while, but for the time being, don't cancel the transformation in front of this stupid person, let her know the truth, there is no doubt about this, maybe you can use a slightly more gentle way, first tell her to go to a far, far away place alone, and then secretly change back."

"It's a bit cruel to her, but it's a good idea." I touched my chin and thought it was a good idea.

"Do you think it's cruel? Obviously, this stupid person recognized people without authorization, but Wu was really kind-hearted, and I felt deep maternal love in Wu. The red and white princess wiped the corners of her eyes with her sleeve with emotion.

"German-style arch bridge fall!"

"I'm flashing!"

"Okay, let's do it for now, but then again, where is her real mother? Is it no longer there? If it's still there, wouldn't it be possible to solve the problem smoothly by getting her back? ”

"Real mom?" The red and white princess tilted her head and looked at me with a very strange gaze.

"Don't you know?"

"Know what? I'm not her mother! ”

"Ice goblins are a special ethnic group, they don't have parents, but they are naturally formed, they are the darlings of nature, if you have to say who are their parents, then it is this heaven and earth."

"In that case, why do you still recognize me as a mother?"

"This idiot...... I read some strange books, no matter what, I don't admit that I have no father or mother, and I stubbornly think that my parents just left me, not that I don't have zài, so I always sneak out of the village to find the so-called parents. ”

"I see, should I say it's a coincidence, or am I better off being unlucky?" After listening to the Red and White Princess's explanation, I was both sympathetic and very frustrated.

Isn't this the script of the little tadpole looking for his mother? Qi Lunuo, who sneaked out to look for his parents, happened to see himself with six ice wings like the ice fairy, so the next qiē became logical.

Rotten Guoda!

"Isn't it nice to pick up a daughter for nothing? It's a stupid person, but because it's a stupid person, it's easy to use. ”

The red and white princess covered her mouth with her small hands, her head lowered slightly, and the upper half of her face was hidden in the shadows, looking like a villain conspirator, and her smile was very sinister and cunning......

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It's the end of the year.,There's more entertainment on the company's side.,Yesterday's department dinner.,Xiao Qi drank a mess.,Slightly drunk.,Just slept directly without updating.,But please don't worry about Xiao Qi's resentment of full attendance.,It's not really no way.,Xiao Qi will never give up.,Uh-huh.。

That is, today, now, there will be three shifts in a row! …… (To be continued......)