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The brain is still buzzing, and there are tens of millions of grass and mud horses spitting and spitting around.

The girl in her arms seemed to be addicted, constantly muttering the word "Mom" that doubled the number of grass and mud horses in my heart every time she uttered it, and her face rubbed against her plump and soft breasts, and the sincere happiness from her heart didn't seem to be a joke.

Wait...... Wait, bastard!!

The incarnation of Godzilla spewed a breath of rage, burning all the grass and mud horses to death, I pulled the girl out of my arms hard, pressed her shoulders, and looked at her seriously.

"Sorry, you recognized the wrong person."

"Impossible!"

The rather crisp and neat answer, as well as the firm look in my eyes, made me speechless for a while, and even had the illusion in my heart that I was really wrong.

"This ...... This, sorry, I really don't know you, and why Mom? You must have mistaken someone. I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and continued to try to quibble...... No, to quibble about your size is to try to explain it.

"Even if you don't know Qiluno, you're Qiluno's mother." The girl who called herself Kiruno was very stubborn and asserted.

(9) How should the mother read it? ⑨⑨？ Sorry, I really can't afford to have such a weighty number.

"Since I don't know. How can you still be a mother? "I'm still trying to explain to this girl who has a stupid name inside and out.

"Because my mother left Qiluno when she was very young, it is natural that she doesn't know Qiluno now."

The other party said in an unquestionable tone, as if he had built a touching third-rate script in his heart [the mother was chased and killed when she was still a baby, and finally had no choice but to hide herself in the temple and lure the enemy away, and when she turned around, she found that the baby had been taken away by someone else, and the down-and-out mother and the daughter who had become a noble princess were reunited again], and was convinced.

Woo woo, no, I don't want to be a mother, I don't want to be a depressed mother, especially I don't want to be a stupid mother, if I admit it, wouldn't it prove the terrible nature of the laws of heredity?

"You're absolutely mistaken. I don't remember having such a daughter. Besides, I don't look like you at all, how can I be a mother and daughter? "I wiped my sweat profusely and came up with the strongest evidence.

Check it out. I'm black and straight. Let's take a look. I'm going to ask you to take a look at my fluffy wolf ears, and see if you see any. This tail, the nimble wolf tail is flicking, and the chest, yes, the chest! You're clearly a poor milk, the gap is too big hahahaha.

No, no, I'm so happy, bastard!

I hugged my head in pain and screamed, and before the misunderstanding could be explained, I had already begun to mess with myself, this is not okay, Watson!

"Who said it doesn't look like it, just because it can't be like anymore, it will be Qiluno's mother." The girl tilted her head slightly, and said something that surprised me.

"What are you going to tell me about?" I don't read much, don't fool me, I and you are all over the body, including the clothes, except for the same woman...... No, it's also a female sister! I'm a pure master, so I don't have the slightest resemblance to her at all.

"Well, that's a characteristic of our Ice Elf clan." The girl looked at my back with glowing eyes, and pointed hard, the evidence was ironclad!

"This?"

Following her direction, I tilted my head to look behind me and saw six shiny ice wings, floating silently behind me.

Then he looked back and looked at the six ice wings behind the girl.

I see, in this way, I'm really her long-lost mother, yes, like I can't even refuse, really, when did I give birth to such a big daughter, it's too sloppy, I'm a stupid guy (knocking on my head and sticking out my tongue to sell cuteness).

Sell cute your sister!!

"Wait, this is a misunderstanding." I stretched out my hand to make a pause position, but I didn't expect it to be this that caused the other party to have a misunderstanding, I was too careless, but in this way, it was better explained.

Under the girl's gaze, there was a thud, and the six ice wings behind me disappeared.

See, I'm not wings, it's just equipment, equipment, this time you should recognize the facts, although it may be a big blow, but I can't help it, I can only wish you to find your real mother as soon as possible.

Thinking to myself, I nodded my head and waited for the girl to clear up the misunderstanding with her own eyes.

"Woo, mom is amazing." The girl clapped her hands.

"yes, yes, it's amazing, I can't even stop the law...... No, wait, why do you still call me Mom? I suddenly reacted, and saw the girl pointing at herself, looking at me with the same fervent gaze as if she were an invite.

"Cirno, too." After speaking, with a click, the six ice wings behind her also disappeared and seemed to be put away.

This! Shape! Also! Yes!?

I was dumbfounded and couldn't say a word.

"You...... You're wings, aren't you? ”

"yes."

"The wings can be retracted, can they become invisible?"

"Because we're ice goblins, can't mom do it too?"

"They all say I'm not...... Wait, even if I'm an ice elf, I don't have to be your mother. "I suddenly found a flaw, such a simple truth, I only noticed it now, it was too wrong.

"No, it must be." The girl bowed her head slightly, revealing a lonely look.

"Because, the ice goblin is now the only one left with Qiluno, and he has always been alone, so you must be Qiluno's mother."

Me: "......"

What to do, it seems a little helpless.

No way. I can't just throw in the towel, succumb to the aura of tragedy, and be given this title that is even more unacceptable to me than the Prince of Beasts.

The hardware can't work, you can only spell the software, isn't this guy stupid? It seems that this is the only trick to use, in order to prove that I am not her mother, I have to make her understand that my IQ is much, much higher than hers, and it is not at the same level at all.

"No, that's not for sure." Looking at the girl's sad and sad expression. I said ruthlessly.

"It has to be tested."

"Oooh oh. What to test? Cirno loves to play games the most. "It's a fool, and I was excited all of a sudden.

"It's the simplest math." When I thought of the name of the ice wings, I simply chose the topic.

"No problem." Suddenly, the girl became angry. Akimbo. Victory was in hand and looked at me. It was as if the topic I chose was what she did best.

Oops, self-digging graves? But I can't throw in the towel.

"Come on, I'll let Mom know. Mom is Qiluno's mother, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. ”

"Very well, it seems that you have come to your senses." I took a deep breath and looked at each other with a solemn gaze, like a qigong master.

"Listen, there were twelve men and six women on a wooden cart, and when they stopped the first time, three men came up, one woman, and two men went down, and when they stopped the second time, eleven men came up, eight women, six men, and sixteen women, and when they stopped the third time, twenty-two men came up, eighteen women, ten men and seven women, and the fourth time they stopped, and fifty-seven men and sixty-two women, thirty-eight men, and twenty-four women. On the fifth stop, ninety-nine men and seventy-four women came up, and one hundred and twenty-two men and ninety-nine women went down. ”

After finishing speaking, I gasped a few times, looked solemn, and pointed to the other party and asked.

"Ask, how many people were on this wooden cart at the beginning!"

"Wait...... Wait, wait. The girl lowered her head, counted with her fingers, and gradually, her blue eyes began to turn into the shape of mosquito coils, and she turned in circles, and a slight sweat broke out on her white and delicate face, which exuded a frozen breath.

"Cirno knows, is it ...... Yes Yes Yes ...... It's ninety-nine, it must be ninety-nine! In the end, the girl gave up on herself...... Or rather, he raised ten fingers and replied with a momentum of "this is definitely the first correct answer in the universe".

"Wrong, totally wrong." I looked at her condescendingly, like a queen...... No, it's like a king looking down on his subjects.

"Note that the question I'm asking is how many are at the beginning, not how many at the end, so the correct answer should be twelve!"

"What...... What the? There was such a trap hidden, and Kiruno didn't notice it at all. The girl looked shocked and frustrated.

"Hmph, in fact, the most difficult point of this question lies in a hidden character." I don't think it's enough, it's not enough to break the girl's confidence and let her know the IQ gap between the two of us, and then recognize the misunderstanding between the two.

"What hidden figures?" Qiluno tilted her head, and sure enough, she didn't know.

"At the beginning, there were six men and five women, and it should be eleven people, so why do I say that the correct answer is twelve?" I had an inscrutable look on my face.

"Why?"

"Because--there is also a chauffeur, since it is a car, of course there must be a chauffeur, so the chaser is the deepest, most terrifying, and most mysterious character!"

"Original...... I see, the car driver is really terrible! The girl was shocked, as if she was in awe of the term "driver".

"Uh-huh, that's it." I looked at her triumphantly, and realized it, the gap between the two of us, the transformation of the Holy Moon Virtuous Wolf is really good, such an arithmetic problem is simply a kindergarten level for me.

"Kiruno, I know." The devastated girl bowed her head in frustration.

"I finally got it, and it didn't cost me all my effort."

"Kiruno finally knows." Suddenly, the other person looked up at me, his eyes sparkling, and I had a bad premonition.

"It turns out that Qi Luno is not the number one genius in the world, her mother is, there is no way, if it is a mother, she is smarter than Qi Luno, and there is no way to do it. After all, it's Kiruno's mother. ”

“……”

Please spare me, Sanqing Buddha God Jesus, the little one has incense for you.

Why don't you just give up, admit this identity, and start a new life? I think it's ten times easier to do that than to explain to the girl that I'm not her mother.

I laughed a few times in vain, my body staggered, and I couldn't hold on to leaning against the wall, tears flowing down my internal organs.

"There is a flaw!" Cirno suddenly shouted and pounced again. Bury your face between your plump breasts. Happiness continues to grind, coquettish muttering.

"Mom...... Mommy's Taste ...... It turns out that this is the taste of mother, and Qiluno is so happy. ”

Me: "......"

Forget it, the world ...... Just destroy it......

That's when it happened. Suddenly, I sensed a very inconspicuous smell of a third party.

"Who?!" Turning his head sharply. I was stunned.

She wears a red and white armpit shrine maiden costume. A girl with black hair and black eyes and a red bow on her head was standing not far behind her. With an indifferent or dull gaze, he looked at the scene in front of him.

It's over――――――!!!

I was shaking like a piledriver, and my teeth were creaking up and down, like a piggy bank that couldn't close, a coin...... No, it's the festival that's pouring out of it.

"I'm sorry, I don't seem to be able to show up at the right time." The red and white girl bowed very politely and apologized.

"But don't worry, as long as you think of me as an ordinary poor homeless girl who sells herself on the side of the road and comes out to look for naughty villagers, sits in a shabby cardboard box, takes out the money box, waits for charityaries, and watches a play while drinking tea."

There are so many settings and there is no zài feeling a fart! And it's said that it's [watching a play], and it's completely exposed your thoughts, bastard!

I flipped the coffee table of my soul in anger.

"Wow, it's Reimu, it's a stupid Reimu." Qiluno, who was rubbing in my arms, also hid behind me with a snort and made a grimace at the red and white girl.

"It's really unpleasant to be called stupid by a stupid person." The red and white girl, who has always been calm, couldn't help but close her eyes slightly, revealing a hint of depression and anger.

"Bah, Bah, Reimu is a big fool, the number one big fool in history." Knowing how to relent, Kiruno continued to taunt.

"Hah!" The index finger and middle finger held a piece of rune paper, and with a slight wave, Qi Lunuo, who was hiding behind him, was wrapped in a translucent bubble, floating uncontrollably, and floating to the red and white girl.

"Let go of me, stupid! Reimu Big Fool! ”

The rune paper in the red and white girl's hand waved lightly again, and suddenly, the bubbles cut off the sound, and Qi Luno could only see Qi Luno constantly opening her mouth, but she couldn't hear the sound.

"It's quiet now, it's such a troublesome guy, let me go all the way, obviously there are so many things to do." The red and white girl looked very busy and said helplessly.

"What are you up to?" I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

"It's more, for example, to make money, and then to make money, and for example, to make money......" The red and white princess counted them one by one with her fingers.

"Isn't it all about making money?!" I lifted the soul coffee table again, and the princess really got into the money eye.

"There's no way, it's going to be used to repair the shrine." I sighed, and suddenly, the red and white princess looked at me with bright eyes, and kept getting closer, and suddenly her little hand flipped over, and she conjured up a few things out of thin air.

"This distinguished guest, looking at the good figure, must need this, come and come, please take a look at it, buy more."

When she looked down, she saw that what she was holding in her hand was a bra and small panties strung with rune paper.

“……”

Is this guy here to find fault on purpose?

No, wait.

I suddenly realized an important problem.

I'm very different from what I used to be, isn't it? Even the gender has changed subtly.

So, the red and white princess doesn't have to ...... No, it's very likely that you won't recognize me.

Could it be ...... Can the festival be saved?

I immediately burst into tears and wanted to shout three hoorays.

"Ahem, hello for the first time." Calming down, I coughed a few times, and no longer resisted, I greeted the red and white princess in a crisp and pleasant, sacred female voice.

"Wu is good...... the other party looked at me without blinking, confused with ignorance, ignorant with stupidity, there is a play, there is really a play.

"Are you a friend of Kiruno?" Resisting my joy, I continued to ask with feigned curiosity.

"Well...... Probably...... Can you barely say that, vultures? What's the relationship with her? ”

"I ...... What ...... me" I didn't expect to be countered by the red and white princesses, I was a little flustered, and blurted out subconsciously.

"I'm her mother!"

Boom, the blue sky grassland flashed in my mind again, and countless grass and mud horses galloped past.

I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm big stupid!!

"Original...... I see. "The red and white girl seems to have been deeply shocked by my identity by this setting, revealing an incredulous subtle gaze.

"That's disrespectful, [Auntie]."

"Where, where." I laughed and swallowed my tears and wiped my sweat.

"That...... In fact, I have lacked maternal love since I was a child. ”

"Huh?" What did this red and white princess want to do, and suddenly said such embarrassing words.

"So, can you please let me feel my mother's love too?"

"This ...... How, exactly? Aha...... "I'm completely messy, just like just when Qiluno wrenched his fingers, his eyes are spinning in the shape of mosquito coils.

"It's simple." Hongbai said indifferently, with a light touch of his toes, he came to me, stretched out his hands, and hugged him.

Pick it up, bury your face in it, and take a deep breath.

"Wooha~~~ It's really ...... Could this be the legendary milky scent? ”

"Frankincense, you're big!" The nerves were stimulated fiercely, and I hugged the body of the red and white princess with a blue face, turned over and fell backwards on a German-style arch bridge, and died!

"Ha, that's dangerous!" At the critical moment, the other party cleverly broke away from the ............ (To be continued......)