"People often say that the locust plague is God's punishment for the Son of Heaven for not cultivating virtue, what does your master think about this?" Li Er hesitated again and again, and finally asked what he wanted to ask the most.

"!" Yun Ye knew that he had to maintain a high degree of consistency with Li Er on this issue, otherwise his life would be in danger.

"That's what your master said?" It seems that this question has hurt Li Er a lot, and he intends to find theoretical support here in Yun Ye.

"Wei Chen said it, you are not allowed to kick me," Yun Ye felt that he was too old these days, no matter who he was, he wanted to kick himself, could it be that Lao Tzu's ass was more comfortable to kick? Next, we must build confidence for Li Er, it is inevitable that the words will be vulgar, and take preventive shots first, so as not to be beaten again.

Li Erjiao twisted on the ground, and said with a smile: "It depends on the situation." He still didn't let go of his plan to beat Yun Ye. Li Chengqian looked at Yun Ye adoringly beside him, and the one who could speak with his father in a consultative tone was the one in front of him.

"To ask about the relationship between the locust plague and the Son of Heaven, we must first know what the sky is." Yun Ye saw Li Er's pupils shrink significantly, which touched the root of his governance, and his self-proclaimed Son of Heaven was the Son of Heaven. Ignoring him, Yun Ye continued

"Since our human history has been recorded, it is full of gods and ghosts, not only us, all civilizations on the earth are like this, we worship all kinds of gods, make all kinds of grand wishes, all the same is useless, some miracles are just artificially made, such as Qin Shi Huang in Weishui when the black dragon appeared, Liu Bang killed on the road white snake, Daze Township appeared fox roar, and then the Eastern Han Dynasty appeared in the sky is dead, Huang Tian should stand such strange words. His Majesty has won the world in a hundred battles, his nature is as solid as a rock, and the sword fingers in his hands are a hundred evils to avoid, and the Tang Iron Horse is invincible across the earth, and His Majesty has the most terrifying power in the world, but he is troubled by a small locust. The tutor said, what is the sky? Heaven is the general term of power, every god has the power to overturn the river and the sea, and has the dignity that people dare not look at directly. His Majesty implements benevolent government, and the world returns to the heart, just like the river has its source, and the giant tree has deep roots. Master the power well, use the power well, and the majesty is invincible. As for the insects, just catch them, just launch the military and civilians to catch them when the locusts have not yet formed wings, and then sell them to Weichen, five catties of locusts are not bullied! ”

"Smack" received a dragon claw on the head. Li Er was furious, and when he was listening to the blood boiling in front of him, he nodded frequently, only feeling that every sentence and every word was deeply rooted in my heart, since the sky is power, why not if I am the son of power? The Three Emperors and Five Emperors are all immortals, why can't I be an immortal in later generations? When I was about to listen more pleasantly, I heard the fake public fat and private businessman transactions, how not to be angry?

"What has become of the good sons and daughters of the masters? Full of businessmen's words, painstaking efforts for a few pennies everywhere, a good article, hard to be said by the philistine of the city. That's what your master taught you? ”

"The front was said by the master, and the back was what Weichen thought, and for some reason, he blurted it out." My brain is red, is it easy for me to be a petty official? You want to be the first person in the world, you are the first person in the world, and I tell you that the people are the most powerful people? Do you have all the right from the people? The people are your God? Although you said that "water can carry a boat and can also overturn a boat", that was what you said in your thirties, who knows if your current level of understanding is so profound, if not, you ordered me to be cut down, who do I seek to avenge my grievances?

"Aren't you worried about getting the wrath of the heavens for the acquisition of locusts?" Li Er came back to his mind and was more interested in Yun Ye's proposal to purchase locusts.

"Your Majesty, Weichen has eaten countless locusts, and now he is not a good official and a knight, and he doesn't even have nightmares at night." I just got beaten and was a little impatient. …,

"Xiao Ye, do you eat locusts?" Li Chengqian grabbed his neck and looked like he was about to vomit.

"Yes, fried, braised, stir-fried, and then dried with tiles, removing the prickly feet and wings, it tastes so beautiful!" Speaking of locusts Yun Ye, I remembered the insect feast eaten in Yunnan, regardless of the name of the raw materials, everyone ate happily, and when I asked the name, a few vomited. Yun Ye seems to have savage blood, and he killed a large plate of chicken and shrimp steak alone, intoxicated and unable to extricate himself, and the chicken is a locust.

Li Chengqian shivered when he looked at Yun Ye with an intoxicated appearance, and moved far away to the door of the room.

Li Er is much stronger than his son: "Are you buying locusts just eating them yourself?" What does it taste like? ”

"Your Majesty, how much can Weichen eat by himself, it is the king to mobilize everyone to eat together, the locust tastes like chicken, but it is much more delicate, and it is a rare delicacy in the world. Anyway, there will be a lot of this stuff in June this year, after Weichen carefully cooks it, please try it with the prince. ”

"Vomit" Li Chengqian ran away.

He really couldn't stand this inhuman conversation.

Li Erlong's face was happy, laughed and said: "I am waiting for you to make locust dishes, if you turn the disaster from heaven into food from heaven, the theory of the punishment of the locust plague will become the biggest joke, I am waiting for this day." ”

"Then you promised to sell the locusts caught by the army and civilians to Weichen for five catties and a penny?" Yun Ye took the opportunity to beat the side drum, how could he miss the opportunity to make a fortune.

"Yes, no, you're not going to make a fortune with locusts, are you? Come, sue sù, I will help you calculate. Li Er immediately turned into a kind uncle next door to help Little Red Riding Hood, but he couldn't hide the wolf's tail behind him.

"You don't know, as long as the locusts are boiled in boiling water and then dried, put in a grinding plate and ground into powder, it is the best protein supplement, protein is the same thing as the egg white part, it can be used as medicine, often taken will prevent wind disease, cure asthma, flatten the blood veins, children will take locust powder with rice cereal will treat children's convulsions, convulsions. Night crying and other symptoms. The most important thing is that it treats night blindness. ”

Li Er looked at Yun Ye deadly, just like looking at a monster, and came back to his senses for a long time and asked, "What is night blindness?" ”

"Even if I can't see the road clearly at night for most people, this is related to eating too little meat, and if you take locust powder regularly, it will effectively change your physique." Yun Ye is bamboo tube pouring beans what to say.

Poor Li Er was dizzy by the blow again: "How are you going to sell your locust powder?" The people probably won't agree. "It took half a day to find out the weaknesses of Yun Ye's business plan. When it comes to military affairs, a hundred Yun Ye is not Li Er's opponent, and when it comes to making money in the Tang Dynasty, a hundred Li Er is not Yun Ye's opponent.

Feng Gong, who said cross talk, said it too well: "In the cross talk world, I am the best in singing, and in the singing world, I am the best in cross talk." I'm always number one anyway!" Incisive! It is used to deal with Li Er, and it is unfavorable.

"In order to eradicate the locust plague, presumably His Majesty does not mind taking the lead in taking locust powder"

Before he finished speaking, Li Er said: "Since I have taken it, it is not good for Baiguan not to take it?" Since hundreds of officials have taken it, it is not good for famous families not to take it? Since the big households take it, then the people" Li Er's face was blank, and there were no ups and downs in his words.

"Your Majesty said it very well, that's it, but it's not complete, the business plan is to minimize all the risks that can be imagined, so Wechen knows Sun Simiao, and Mr. Sun said that locusts are really a good thing"

There was no movement in the room for a long time, Li Chengqian peeked through the crack of the door, and saw his father's face like earth, pointing at Yun Ye and shouting angrily: "My poor people of the Tang Dynasty!" ”