Section 42 encounters bureaucracy
Li Er was lying on the soft couch and moaning in pain, and the eldest grandson stood beside him and walked back and forth anxiously. The white-bearded imperial doctor touched Li Er's wrist and was puzzled. In desperation, the eldest grandson waved away the imperial doctor, sat on the side and gently pressed Li Er's temple with his hand.
"I'm going to eat locusts, what do you think, Guanyin?" Li Er asked the queen.
"How could you eat that kind of dirty thing?" The eldest grandson hesitated.
Li Eryi got up with his bones, walked around on the ground barefoot without wearing shoes, and chased after him with his shoes. finally put on the emperor's shoes, but saw him look at himself with a wry smile: "Guanyin, I'm afraid I can't escape the level of eating locusts, I hope Yun Ye can make locusts more delicious." ”
"Is it Yun Ye's majesty eating locusts? He's damned!" The eldest grandson was angry, worthy of being the lord of the six palaces, and the palace maids serving in the palace did not dare to come out.
Let the palace maids and eunuchs serving in the palace step back and take the queen's hand and say, "You have misunderstood, no one can force me to do what I don't want in this world, don't you know me?" ”
"That's why the concubine is strange, you didn't go to Yunfu once, why did you come back and shout that you had a headache?"
"Hmph, you have a headache, you will also have a headache after listening to me, that kid is a scourge, let me help him eat locusts to make a reputation, he will make a lot of money. Strangely, I wasn't angry, I was still a little excited. Li Er was a little interested when he talked about this.
Empress Changsun was completely confused.
"The locust plague in June this year is inevitable, Si Tianjian said that this winter is not cold, only two snowfalls, the heavy snow did not kill the locust eggs in the ground, and it will inevitably multiply in large numbers after the spring warms up. Master Yun Ye's words are credible. I am not afraid of locust plagues, but I am afraid that someone will attack me in the name of locust plague. No one else dares to say it, because you should know that I woke up from that nightmare, and I don't want to go in again. I was ready to go on a killing spree, but I just went to Yun Mansion and casually asked Yun Ye what the worldly masters thought about this matter, but I didn't want to get an answer that I couldn't even dream of: eat locusts! Li Er smiled and clapped his hands in admiration.
Seeing that the queen was even more confused, he was even more proud.
"Yun Ye said that the locusts are delicious, and I want to launch a large army, and the people will hunt the locusts in a big way, and then sell them to him for five catties and a penny, and finally I finally said that this kid will raise the price to three catties and a penny," Li Er is very complacent about his business acumen.
"Your Majesty, he can't eat so many locusts alone!"
"This is natural, the boy wants to dry and grind the locusts into powder, and then they will become valuable medicinal herbs. I deliberately ran to ask Sun Simiao, and Sun Daochang said, locust powder is indeed a good medicine, oh yes, haven't you always had asthma? This is the right medicine. I need it to heal my wind sickness. ”
"Concubines also need to eat locusts?" The eldest grandson's face was a little ugly.
"Haha, what if I can turn the heavens into a heaven to turn the disaster into a heaven to descend food, what if I just eat locusts? I don't need to use my sword to make my biggest crisis at the moment a joke, why not, why not let Yun Ye make some money? The faces of those wang clans in Shandong will be so wonderful when the locusts arrive, I can't wait to see it now, hahaha"
The eldest grandson couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard all the passages
Yun Ye was very annoyed, the boss of Sinong Temple, Fu Wuyi, didn't leave at home, and the old man kept saying that he was here to visit the beautiful young man who was newly promoted to Lantian Hou. But it's been two hours since we met, and the tea has already been drunk and run to the toilet three times, and the old man still has no intention of leaving. It was getting late, and he had no choice but to leave the old man for a meal, who knew that the old man was eating and crying, and said vigorously, he had to eat delicious today, but the farmers in the world did not continue to eat, so how could he be embarrassed, his corpse was better than a head to death, out of sight and out of mind. …,
If you want to die, you will die outside the door, don't grab my arm and hit me, this will not die! If you have the ability, you can hit the stone lion outside the door, and you will die if you are sure of one. Yun Ye was looking forward to the old man's death, but his mouth was full of comfort.
It's all about interests, Lao Cheng and Lao Niu will make a big fuss about being a prisoner, saying that a general is worthless, and he will not dare to reply to the prison, people have evidence in their hands, and they will bow their heads and accept criticism honestly at a glance at the drawings. Lao Cheng Lao Niu was considered to have gained momentum, and he shook his majesty for a day as a supervisor, and finally left satisfied.
Si Nong Temple heard the rumors, and learned that there was a Kit Kat farm tool coming out, naturally he couldn't sit still, the old guy Huangfu Wuyi heard that this was a drawing drawn by Yun Ye, and he was embarrassed to open his mouth to beg for it, after all, this is a unique craft, and it is naturally not possible to be innocent, only let him give it himself, which makes Si Nong Temple look forward to it.
The face of the government department! The old man would rather have no face and pretend to be crazy and stupid in front of a junior than lower the noble head of the government department.
It's gone, Yun Ye is convinced, he is not the opponent of the old bureaucrat in the end. He was educated to deal with this situation from an early age.
"Sir, please sit down, the younger generation just remembered that there is a picture of Han Columbia at home, so I will bring it to you."
"The old man will go with you, just to taste Yunhou's masterpiece."
Hearing that Yun Ye promised to give him a drawing, the old man immediately lost his sadness and followed Yun Ye to the study. After indiscriminately praising the graphics of the prison equipment on the wall, the old man carefully looked at the drawings that Yun Ye took out. I don't know if I understand it, I guess I can't understand it, the drawings drawn by Yun Ye are not outstanding craftsmen can't figure it out, after all, the three-dimensional view of the later generations, if you want to understand it, you still need a certain arithmetic foundation. The old man has been reading Zi Ziyun all his life, and it is strange that Shiyun can understand it.
Rolled up and put in his sleeves, the old man was in high spirits, saying that just now the Yunfu wine was a little exciting, and he was disturbed by Yun Ye with some trivial things, saying that since Yunhou presented the heirloom treasure map, Sinong Temple will give a certain thank you gift, because he drank the Yun family's wine just now, some of them used their power for personal gain, so they generously rewarded the Yun family with fifteen copper coins, which is the highest reward amount for craftsmen in the imperial court.
The old man burped, carrying Han Wei's drawings in his sleeves, and two jars of Yunfu wine under his arms, and staggered away.
The old grandmother rubbed his chest with her hand behind Yun Ye's back to give him relief, but she didn't dare to make her grandson angry. After a long time, Yun Ye relieved himself, and returned to the living room with his grandmother, the smell of wine in the living room had not dissipated, and the leftovers on the table had not had time to clean up. Yun Ye picked up a slightly intact piece of pork liver and chewed it in his mouth. Chewing and chewing, he suddenly threw the chopsticks far outside, and asked grandma: "Tell me, is our Yun family short of fifteen yuan?" ”
"There's no shortage, there's no shortage, you'll just be that old bastard farting, hurry up and drink saliva to suppress the fire." The old grandmother followed her grandson's words.
After taking a big sip of water, the grandfather and grandson sat facing each other and watched for a long time.
The old grandmother urged Yun Ye to go to sleep, Yun Ye stood up and took a big sip of water and said to grandma,
"Still angry'