Chapter 810: Otaku's Bad Taste
We learned from Garn that the magic compass would probably not be ready until the early hours of the morning, and as soon as we heard about it, we knew that poor Taba would have to lead his research team all night again.
This kind of thing is also commonplace for mages, because in this way, we can also have a good rest for a day, and get rid of the fatigue of the excessive consumption of mental energy and body just now, in exchange for setting off early tomorrow morning with full energy.
After saying goodbye to the overjoyed Garn and Thackeray, I went out on my own, wandering the streets, looking around at the weary adventurers who had passed me again.
I remember that the KFC and Hanbag teams are both assigned to the side of Lugoin City, and Lugoin City has the strongest defensive strength, plus the monsters are leaderless. So the casualties were the lightest, and I haven't heard of any deaths from the job, so I let go of a big rock in my heart.
Oh, Cao Cao Cao is here, the red curly hair hamburger head like his head is on fire, and the neatly combed white hair and white beard like Zhong Shi walk together, how conspicuous they are on the street
"Yo, how are you?"
A group of twelve people were divided into two groups, led by Hans and Ricken, scolding and pushing each other into the bar, and no one would get out of the way, even if they were covered with traces of hard fighting, it was a surprising spirit, it seemed that I was worried in vain.
"Oh, it's Alsace" is wrong, it's Wu Fan's brother, you see. It can't be changed anymore. β
Seeing me coming from not far away, the pair of peers also gave up their childish door-grabbing behavior. They all turned around and said hello.
"Everyone's still in good spirits, worthy of being the future elite of the alliance."
"Of course!"
Ricken and Hans voiced in unison. Each of them made a snack. Once again, they shouted in unison.
"We are the future pillars of the food industry, how can we fall in such a place?!!"
You two guys are still thinking about this kind of boring thing, give up, you see, your teammates are already standing ten meters away.
By the way, I also think now that Pei Zuo doesn't know them, so Lixuan turned around and left.
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"One mountain can't accommodate two tigers. It seems that sooner or later we will decide whether we will die or die. β
"Hmph, that's exactly what I want. In this continent, only one No. 1 restaurant in the world is enough. β
After discovering that the other party "learned" to say the same thing to himself, the two guys who had just spoken the same voice and breathed the same breath like twins suddenly looked at each other, and there seemed to be a trace of thunder flashing where their eyes met.
"I mean, it's okay for you two to want to duel, but don't block the door of the bar?"
I stretched out my shoulders weakly, if I hadn't stepped into the swamp called Hanken. I really want to get out of the way right away, I can't afford to lose this. Face, anyway, there shouldn't be anyone here who can recognize me, I specially changed into a cloak before coming out.
Ricken and Hans came back to their senses. Glanced around. Sure enough, they were surrounded by tired adventurers who wanted to enter the bar to relax, and they all stared at them with unkind expressions, if it weren't for the high-intensity fighting in the past few days, the temper of these energetic guys had been polished, maybe a kind person with a scar on his face would have stepped forward and pulled these two guys to the corner to discuss life.
"Ah, I'm tired. I want to take a good nap!! β
In the boiling bar, a large table was occupied, and Hans stretched out very unfiguredly, and his entire upper body was limp and limply attached to the table.
"Then go to sleep, anyway, the monster will only make a comeback tomorrow at the earliest."
Drinking the juice handed by the maid, I said nonchalantly.
"Wrong, it's wrong, I'm talking about a big sleep, it's not this kind of poor Cheng dΓΉ."
Hans suddenly sat up straight and spread his arms. Suddenly, his eyes widened, and there was a holy light like God behind him.
"Rather," he slept for five days and five nights!! β
"Oh!"
I rolled my eyes in reply, and when I saw that Hans was still in the same position, I suddenly felt that this guy seemed to have done something very rude to God. Wake up, bastard, God is not a sleeping god.
"Damn, that's why I hate the world."
What does it have to do with the world? This guy can't do it anymore, and the cranial nerves are on the **.
Compared to Hans's weakness, Ricken, who was sitting next to him, had a pair of panda eyes on his tired face. But the spirit was very excited, and as we spoke, he had already drunk three cups of concubines in a row
Finish.
"Brother Wu Fan, let me tell you,"
Wiping the foam from the corners of his mouth, Ricken kicked out sharply, put aside Hans, who was dead and alive next to him, and sat down as if it were ten days and ten nights
"You didn't see it at the time. That Seattle-Cheek man. It's amazing, it's amazing. He turned into a huge tornado. Hundreds of thousands of monsters have no power to fight back at all, and even if they attack, they will bounce back, and it is effortless at all
His eyes flashed with extreme excitement, and Ricken spat incessantly. I really can't see that this guy, who always has a kind and calm face like the white-haired old man, is actually a star chaser.
"One person drove back hundreds of thousands of monsters. Hundreds of thousands!! β
At last, Ricken raised his hands and exclaimed like a devout believer, and almost bent his knees in worship, when Hans, who stood up, kicked him on the leg of the stool on which he was sitting. The whole person flipped down with the stool, and the last two words came out from under the table.
"Isn't it just forcing back an army of hundreds of thousands of monsters, what are you excited about, I don't know that my head is hurting?"
The tired Hans did not have the usual elegant image of a mage, but like a little rascal with dyed red hair and a non-mainstream hairstyle, after kicking Ricken in one kick, he still kicked under the table a few times.
"You guy, what do you mean that you have forced back an army of hundreds of thousands of monsters? It's okay to insult me, but if you dare to insult Lord Seattle, I'm not done with you!! β
Ricken, who struggled to get up from under the table, his eyes were red, and he pounced on him to fight Hans to the death.
"I don't have the skills, but that doesn't mean no one here has."
Hans pulled out his spell. Said disdainfully.
"Huh?.
Ricken was stunned for a moment, and his eyes flickered a few times. The movement froze in mid-air, as if countless question marks were popping out of his head.
"Do you have a ** on your head? Right in front of you, right in front of you!! β
Hans was furious. Evil is born to the side of the guts. A staff struck Ricken on the head, and then pointed it at me.
Still half-asleep, half-awake in a daze. Looking this way, it was as if there was an alarm clock in Ricken's head, ticking and ticking, and then jingling bells
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"Why don't I forget it?!"
Clapping his palms, Ricken suddenly grasped his neatly combed white hair like a gentleman. The look of shame seemed to wish Hans would knock him a few more times.
Ricken finally remembered that the old brother Wu Fan in front of him was the initiator who forced back the monster army with the power of one person, and the city of the highlands was also his credit, and any of these honors were no worse than Seattlek.
"However, I can't imagine that person will be you, Brother Wu Fan, or an elder of the alliance, tsk"
Hans's gossip spirit seemed to be ignited by this, and he leaned over his piercing red hamburger head and looked me up and down with the gaze of a shrewd housewife walking through the wet market.
"Understandable."
Gulping down the last sip of juice, I shrugged my shoulders.
This principle is the same as a star, you have to have a sense of distance, for example, the neighbor's two dogs dragging two snots suddenly turned into the emperor superstar, and the golden light appeared in front of you. Can you immediately rise to the feeling of adoration? Maybe there is a lot of distortion in my heart. This is how distance produces beauty.
That's fine, if Ricken praised himself like he had just praised Seatuk, it would make me feel even more awkward and uncomfortable, and this feeling is just right now.
"Definitely. Obviously, Brother Wu Fan, a big living person, was standing in front of me, but I still didn't feel at all that this person in front of me would be a big hero who saved the entire Western Kingdom
Ricken also learned from Hans. He leaned his face up and looked at me carefully.
Hey, you can give me enough to stop. Isn't it disgusting for two big men to put their faces together? I'm going to want you to be ashamed.
Leaning back in my chair and closing the distance, I smiled at the two big-faced thieves, "Why don't you give it a try?" β
Ricken and Hans, look at me. I'll look at you. Then he shook his head desperately at a speed that could break his neck.
Recognizing the fact that there could be no idols among acquaintances, Hans sat back down in a decadent manner, slumping half-slumped on the table.
"Why don't I teach you a spiritual magic that I learned from some old librarian
Looking at Hans's striking red curly burger head on the table, a wicked thought arose in my mind",
There may be a shift in the morning, and the day after tomorrow is the National Day holiday, and it is dark to be able to sleep today, so it's no problem to code words overnight tonight