Chapter 809 Remember, there is no spit value slot in the RPG!

"Brother~~"

The clear and soft voice, accompanied by the faint fragrance of the unfinished battlefield gunsmoke, rushed up to the face, and the delicate body of Sister Sharna, who was disarmed, gave a piece of softness and elasticity in her arms.

"Sister Sharna, it's amazing."

Looking carefully at the coldness and laziness of my sister's approach, I sighed from the bottom of my heart.

"Of course, I'm Sharna."

With a thin brow, my sister looked at me with a proud expression and a confident tone, as if whatever happened to her was a matter of course.

……

"That girl is so-so, far worse than me."

This is from the old drunkard who heard her calloused ears about Sister Sharna's evaluation, although it is not a nice word, but the problem is, I don't have to say it, that full of sad memories is enough to make an ordinary person collapse, even Carlos and Seattleck, have never been "so-so" evaluation on the old drunkard.

However, even if I was mentally prepared, Sister Sharna's progress still scared me, from the infinite approach to the pseudo-realm realm at the martial arts competition two years ago, to the infinitely close to the realm realm now, it was only a little more than two years.

This kind of speed is probably unprecedented, although her father Yarrow plays a crucial role in it, but in this process, many things do not mean that you can continue to break through with enough strength.

Especially the skills, in addition to making such great progress, Sister Sharna's skills have not fallen at all, although this battle is only the tip of the iceberg, but it is enough to shock, especially the double attack skills, the old drunkard said that even if it is his sister, Carlos and Seattlek, it will take at least three years to master.

As for me, I was cheap at the time, and I also asked with the fart, if it weren't for the leg-hair-fairy cough cough, it was the help of the old man of the gallon, how much time would it take me to master the double strike technique.

As a result, the old drunkard just looked at me with pity, patted me on the shoulder, and left a sentence in his ear: "Be strong, as long as you live, maybe maybe you will always be able to find the value of your own savings", and then turned his head and left, the gray back in the bleak wind turned out to be extremely bleak.

“……”

Whenever I think of this, in addition to cursing the old drunkard who may maybe one day fall into hell and become the drunkard demon king, my gratitude to the old man Gallen is also endless, Amen, what a lovely old man, I wish him a Buddha as soon as possible.

The topic is far away, and now, Sister Sharna, who has obtained a rocket-like increase in speed in the realm, has only taken two years, maybe less, to master the double strike technique, and I can't help but murmur in my heart, what about Carlos and Seattlek? 、

The two people who have already reached the pinnacle of the pseudo-realm and can save more time and energy to study the double attack technique, even if they are really a little worse than Sister Sharna's, they can't get nothing, why are there some terrible people around them?

Every time they get a huge breakthrough in the style of the protagonist, they can catch up immediately, especially Sister Sharna, with her now-revealed-hand hand, I'm sure that if I fight her as a blood bear, it will be a complete defeat, as for the moon wolf transformation, well, that's not very easy to say.

"Pain, pain, pain~~"

The sudden pain on both sides of my cheeks immediately woke me up from the memory mode, and I was reminded of the delicate face of Sister Sharna, with an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and the source of the pain on her cheeks was the slender fingers that she didn't know when.

"Haven't you been getting bolder lately, in front of me in a daze, uh-huh~~"

The thick delicate nasal voice, coupled with the faint and bewitching arc of the lips, made me immediately vigilant, it's over, according to past experience, the more gorgeous my sister looks, the more miserable she will die, the same in all aspects.

"Forget it, I'll punish you well when I go back, it's time to celebrate."

I breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that I had been given a chance to reprieve death, but the time to celebrate was ......

Before his mind could turn, his neck tightened, and the pair of delicate lips like pink cherry blossoms came together, tightly and seamlessly.

Really...... Sister Sharna is too far away, and there are tens of thousands of adventurers watching.

I don't know whether to be happy or sad to sigh, the next moment, I will be in my arms slender plump fiery delicate body, hold hard, as if I want to *** into my own body into one.

The wonderful touch on the lips is also fascinating, warm, soft, and the little tongue that my sister stretched out, and the feeling that comes from me is as delicate as a baby, and this characteristic of a delicate girl with twelve points is hard to imagine that the iron-blooded and ruthless Queen Sharna has.

"Queen Sharna! Queen Sharna! Queen Sharna! ……”

Up and down the city, I don't know who took the lead in making a sound, and soon, tens of thousands of shouts were connected together, boiling over the city of oasis.

Today's Oasis City belongs to Sister Sharna alone.

"Well, we're going to be famous after today."

Coming out of the teleportation station, I sighed and screamed.

In the chanting of 10,000 warriors, no one hugged each other and kissed each other, even if the names of me and Sister Sharna were abandoned, this kind of ** news that can definitely ignite gossip lovers is enough to leave a strong mark in the entire Western Kingdom, and may even be published in the newspapers and magazines of major bars, becoming a big legend here.

"I've said it a long time ago, brother, you care too much about other people's eyes, don't you just treat them like ants?"

The perpetrator, Sister Sharna, casually combed the golden-colored ponytail with her ten fingers.

"I can't do it, this kind of thing."

"Then let's just use sex as sand."

"Isn't that even more excessive?"

"Shut up, you just have to be my brother, your eyes look at me, your ears listen to me, your nose smells me, and you think of me in your heart, so that you don't care about other people."

“……”

Sister Sharna, who doesn't know what sweet words are, occasionally says such embarrassing things as if nothing happened......

Coming out of the highland city teleportation station, we quickly climbed the city wall, looking down at the fierce battlefield at our feet, and before the captain here, the beautiful male paladin Char, who was full of complaints, rushed up and offered the warmest greeting to his idol, a huge blood bear suddenly appeared, and he was frightened to retreat, opening his mouth wide, like a stone sculpture speechless.

Ahem, I didn't choose to transform without warning in order to deliberately scare this guy, I just wanted to solve it quickly, because he was handsome and deliberately gave a "surprise" or something, I didn't think about it at all.

Jumping down from the wall more than ten meters high, his feet firmly on the ground, the huge body of the blood bear of ten tons made the whole earth let out a wail.

The blood-red-colored pseudo-realm suddenly erupted, enveloping the entire city gate.

"Idle people, etc., all dodge, otherwise you will bear the consequences."

Looking back at the thousands of adventurers at the city gate who were in a stunned state, I licked my sharp teeth with a slightly bloody ***, roared angrily, and the sound of wanton exuding a violent aura echoed high in the sky.

Hmph, that's like my brother.

Sharna, who stood proudly on the city wall with her hands on her chest, saw the scene below, and her lips curled with satisfaction.

Let's end this battle as much as possible!!

Turning my head, my eyes shrouded in a layer of blood mist, bloodthirsty looking at those monsters rushing up all over the mountains with fear on my face, I took a deep breath, and I secretly made up my mind in my heart.

It's not about comparing anything, but I just hope to get a sentence from other people's mouths, "worthy of being Queen Sharna's younger brother".

Brilliant wings of fire, wanton destruction of blood bear energy cannons, a moment later, resounded in this solid stone canyon and wind-swept sand-strewn land......

"Yo, Seattle......"

When he came to the Wasteland City, he happened to see the giant-like Seattlek standing on the city wall, looking at the battlefield in the distance, and there were four other figures standing near him, one of which was the captain of the Wasteland City, the Paladin Zeon, and the other three were a little familiar, if you think about it, it wasn't the four dragon sets that Carlos brought back from Rog's camp...... Ahem, are they subordinates, three subordinates?

"Oh! Senior Brother Wu?! ”

Seattleck, who was wearing gold armor and holding his hands on his chest, looked back and saw me and Sister Sharna coming, and the posture of raising his head and chest as if he was full of breath leaked, and finally turned into a frost and hit the eggplant.

However, since the martial arts competition, this guy has not been as sharp as before, and after hanging his head for a while, he regained his spirit and let out a heroic and deafening laugh.

"Lost and lost, I thought that the speed with Carlos was fast enough, and this time I could easily win against your brothers and sisters, but I didn't expect to lose."

"We're just a little bit lucky."

I said with a smile in response to Seattleck's laughter and a nod of hello to the other four.

Seattlek's Super Tornado is definitely the first weapon to deal with this kind of mission, and with the leaderless monsters outside the city, if nothing else, he should be one step ahead of Sister Sharna to complete his mission.

As for why this is happening, it is, as I just said, a little bit of luck.

It happened to the monster army outside the highland city, one of the six **oss who led this army, 86,400 seconds a day in a state of crazy bloody witch children's shoes, today the mood is extraordinarily pumping, with a group of little brothers, waving the long whip in his hand, just like a group of dusty wild horses on the grassland.

You said that if I didn't aim at the Blood Bear Energy Cannon, wouldn't I be too sorry for the crazy bloody witch's hard work?

As a result, a few blood bear energy cannons went down, and then a few waves of enhanced versions of the infinite fire feathers were added (to put it bluntly, tens of thousands of fire feathers were condensed into thousands, reducing the number and increasing the power), I don't know if it was my luck, or the crazy bloody witch didn't look at the yellow calendar and went out, so in the case that both sides were confused, she hung up.

The commander of the monster army in the highland city is only one crazy bloody witch, as soon as it dies, the remaining monster group dragons are leaderless, under the pressure of the pseudo-realm of the blood bear, it is natural to collapse quickly, and the endless pursuit of more than ten kilometers will come back, I counted, the time spent in this battle was only more than two minutes.

If it weren't for this jackpot collision, we might not have been able to do it faster than the Seattle-Carlos combination.

Looking at the battlefield outside the city, inside the army of monsters, there were three huge pits abruptly, as if three holes were randomly dug in a pizza.

His eyes followed Carlos's figure, and he didn't find it until he was a few hundred meters in the air, and Carlos, who was in the air at a high altitude and had a high cloak, held a sledgehammer condensed into energy, and smashed straight to the ground like a meteor, and with a loud roar, the location where Carlos fell, there was a fourth large crater that was nearly twice as large as the damage caused by the Blood Bear Energy Cannon.

So that's the case, how did I forget about jì, Carlos still has this trick.

Heaven's Death Knell, a legendary-level top-level paladin stunt, although Carlos is now performing a cottage shrunken version, but the power is also comparable to one hundred and twenty percent of the blood bear energy cannon, if the speed is a little faster, then it is not impossible to reach the power of two hundred percent of the blood bear energy cannon.

Carlos, who jumped out of the big pit, probably found something, and when the monsters that survived the nearby were in a panic, he did not choose to leave, but risked the great danger of being surrounded by monsters that did not know when he came back to his senses, and his figure turned into a group of panicked monsters and rushed in.

A moment later, with a scream, it seemed that he gradually came back to his senses, and the monster army that was about to organize an encirclement and attack appeared in a panic that was several times more violent than just now.

A moment later, the army of more than 100,000 monsters that were crushed by the black pressure turned into a messy-chaotic torrent like the collapse of the embankment, scattering in all directions, Carlos's figure kept flickering, avoiding the fate of being trampled into meat sauce by the panicked monsters, and took advantage of the situation to get out of it, and jumped back to the city wall in a few jumps, just staggering as soon as he stood firm.

"Big brother!!"

Seeing this, Carlos's three subordinates hurriedly stepped forward to support Carlos, whose face was pale and weak, and his body was shaky.

"Hahaha, Carlos, look at your current cowardice, didn't you say it earlier? If not, leave it to me. ”

A teasing voice came from Seattle's mouth on the side.

"You also have the face to say about me? I don't know who it was who returned to the city of Lugoin like a dizzy duck. Carlos was tired and immediately retorted.

"It was an accident, I accidentally turned too much."

Seattle's expression was as disgusting as if he had eaten a fly, a burst of red and a burst of green, and it was wonderful.

"What's going on?"

As soon as I heard that there seemed to be something inside, I immediately interjected with great interest.

"It's not that this guy is too excited, I have already explained that the super tornado can only last for two minutes at most, but he has to catch up with all the monsters running, and it takes more than three minutes to turn, and when he comes back, he doesn't even know which direction his head is in."

Carlos's serious tone was full of schadenfreude.

"It's just that I'm not in good shape today, my usual limit is four minutes, and I've been practicing this trick for a while now, even when I went deep into the desert a few days ago."

Seattle yelled with a red face.

Well, that's the case, it's a pity, I didn't see the wolf bèi of Seattle, and I knew that the four of us would act together.

Hey? Wait a minute?

"Seattlek, you practiced this trick in the desert the other day?"

My face - color - suddenly became ugly.

Seattle, who didn't know that he had stimulated someone's nerves, pretended to wipe his forehead without a little sweat: "That's right, genius, you also need sweat to grow up, wahahaha~~~"

“……”

Could it be that the tornadoes I encountered, were made by this damn brute, although this possibility - sex - is not great, but it doesn't matter, just treat it as such, otherwise where will we be sulking after being molested by the tornado for most of the day?

This account, write it down, and slowly calculate it later.

Seattleke, who didn't know that he had already been written down, was still smiling triumphantly at the words he had just said that seemed to contain the [Heaven and Earth Truth].

In my countless admiring eyes, the four of them stepped on the teleportation array and returned to Lugaoin City, looking for Garn and them to go back to the mission, things went so smoothly, even as the parties involved, we didn't think that whether it was because we underestimated the role that our own strength could play, or because those monsters were too useless, no one could say.

Just think about it, among the four people, except for me, the other three will either lose their strength or get dizzy after completing the task, and they will all lose their ability to fight, as long as these monsters are more courageous, or drink more three [beep]-milk-powder to improve their IQ, then it will definitely be our side that will be defeated first.

So the courage and wisdom value in the RPG game are also very important, and the three people have these two more things than the monsters, so even if there is a huge gap in the overall strength, they can still force each other back.

Well, or in addition to yourself.

Well, anyway, I'm just a spit house whose courage and wisdom are always in an empty state, so I'm satisfied.

I'm desperate, I'm desperate for an RPG game that doesn't have a spit value slot!!

I learned from Garn that the magic compass would probably not be completed until late at night, so we would be able to rest well for the night, recuperate, and set off early tomorrow morning......