Today is a game between Cult of God and WE.

On the way to the competition venue, Brother Chun wanted to simply end up with the sect leader countless times.

Miserable! It's really miserable! Since joining the Lying Win God Sect, Brother Chun has been loyal, and now he is really famous.

There are two legends of Brother Chun that are circulating now, one is the periphery before, oh when foreign female fans visited, the crotch of Brother Chun's pants was on fire with their own eyes, and the other is the KTV happy meeting told by the sect leader in the live broadcast.

The crotch of the pants is on fire, and the KTV is happy. These two things directly made Brother Chun die socially.

Although it's just a team driver, it's also a face! What is this called?

Brother Chun was in tears while driving. Liu Jiyang next to him looked curious and asked, "Brother Chun, what's wrong?" Hurt by love? I've heard about KTV, no! ”

Brother Chun shook his head and said, "I actually have no waves in my heart for a long time, and these loves can't hurt me anymore." Before I became a driver, I killed fish and cattle in the vegetable market for five years, and my heart was as cold as my knife. I have been sweeping the leaves in the Shaolin Temple for eight years, and my heart is already as cold as the autumn wind. I have been swimming in the Yangtze River for ten years, and my heart is as cold as the water of the Yangtze River. I am me, a love killer with wooden feelings. ”

Liu Jiyang was silent for a moment and took out his mobile phone: "I'll order you a takeout, eat something, and you'll be in a good mood." Pizza how, multi-party cheese. ”

Brother Chun: "I don't like to eat cheese. ”

Liu Jiyang: "Have you heard that sentence?" Cheese is power! ”

Brother Chun: "......"

Yang Shenran came over at this time: "Okay, look at Brother Chun like this, he is actually very happy." Because I advertised him like this, as far as I know, Brother Chun has started to play live broadcasts, and he has made a lot of money! ”

Brother Chun pouted: "Instead of lingering, it's better to take advantage of the heat to make a wave of money." ”

"Damn, this is philosophy! Brother Chun, you're a philosopher! I also ordered you a cheese pizza, a lot of money! Liu Jiyang couldn't cry or laugh.

Brother Chun: "But my live broadcast room was blocked yesterday. ”

Yang Shenran asked, "Why?" ”

Brother Chun cried: "My eyes are just a little small, but I was lying down during the live broadcast, and my eyes were small, which was officially recognized as sleeping in the live broadcast, and I was crazy in the live broadcast room." It's infuriating! Bully! ”

Yang Shenran said: "It's okay, I can unseal it when I turn around." Drive well and don't get cranky. ”

Liu Jiyang said to Yang Shenran at this time: "Sect Master, please do something." Give me a vacation in a few days, I want to go home. ”

"What are you going to do back there?" Yang Shenran asked.

Liu Jiyang: "There are two fruit trees in the yard of our hometown, and they almost bear fruit at this time of year, so my parents always have to step on the ladder to pick the fruit. How tiring this is! So I want to go back. ”

"Go back and pick fruits, yes, filial piety comes first!" Yang Shenran nodded.

"Who said I was going back to picking fruit? How tiring that is! Liu Jiyang said proudly: "I went back and cut down the two fruit trees directly, so that my parents will never have to climb the trees to pick fruits in the future." ”

"! Great filial son! Yang Shenran was stunned: "Once and for all, why don't you think of this way for others!" ”

"No way, mainly I can't go home often now, and they don't want to spend money to hire people, so it's not safe to have to climb trees at such an old age. It's better to cut down the tree directly, and I don't have to worry about it. Liu Jiyang's words are true. Many things seem ridiculous on the surface, but when you think about the reason, you can understand it.

Just all the way to the competition venue, and now the Lying Win Divine Sect is entering in advance, because the official is afraid that the Lying Winning Divine Cult will engage in any more hearse operations, so they have to wait in advance when everyone has not arrived.

Today's opponent is WE, which is a serious old team and a former giant. At its peak, it was also the extent of who competed, but with the departure of players such as Xiye and brother-in-law, this team has really been a little lonely in recent years.

Now lying down to win the Cult of God is the all-winning team ranked first in points, and this exaggerated record can really give people a lot of pressure. There are no one who can stand up among the WE players now. Therefore, many people have predicted before the game that the Church of God will win 2-0 again.

However, WE is still very strong, there are still many fans over the years, and the scene has come in one after another, and there are still many WE fans who come to watch the game. This is the traditional strong team, although it is a little declining, but there are still many people who support it.

Although the WE team has a lot of fans, they can't stand the fact that the Cult of Victory can do things!

Just today, the Lie Win Divine Cult officially adopted a giant panda at the Wolong Giant Panda Breeding Base in Sichuan Province.

Many people don't know that giant pandas can be adopted. There are very few places, and even some need to be auctioned, the starting price is hundreds of thousands, and the auction is even more million. Then you can adopt a giant panda, a national treasure.

For example, the giant panda adopted by the Lying Win Divine Sect, not counting the cost of the quota, the living expenses of the giant panda alone are one million a year.

Adoption is also divided into time for adoption, and there is also a lifetime adoption. So after adopting a giant panda, can you take it home and raise it?

Wrong! No!

After adopting a giant panda, the giant panda still has to live in the giant panda conservation base, but the adopter has the right to name the giant panda. And then...... Well, nothing.

Hey, no one really thinks that adopting a giant panda is to take one home, right? Are you kidding. This money just gives you the power to name the panda. Adopt, not sell!

Of course, there are other small feedbacks. For example, some companies that adopt pandas will get tax exemptions within hundreds of thousands of dollars. Adopters can listen to reports on the life and physical examination of the adopted giant pandas by breeding and scientific researchers every six months. During the adoption period, the Giant Panda Research Center will also promote the social image of the adoptee as a company or individual.

At the same time, enterprises or individuals who have obtained the right to adopt also enjoy the right to hang the adoption bronze medal in the giant panda display area, that is, when others visit the giant panda, they will see a sign that reads: XX company or a certain gentleman, adopted a giant panda, and named it XX (female/male).

Another is to enjoy the "visitation right" of the national treasure, and the panda does not need to buy a ticket and is given priority, and can make suggestions on the conservation of the giant panda, and the corresponding obligation is to ensure that the funds are paid on time.

This sounds like raising a father! Only spend money, not cats! Pandas are cats too!

Named: Lie to Win!

This name will be officially reviewed, as long as it is not very yellow and violent, it can basically be passed. Many companies will simply adopt a pair of giant pandas, and the name is the company's name to be separated, which is also a reward for adopting a giant panda, and you can use the giant panda name to advertise.

To be reasonable, in fact, the name "lying to win" does not have any bad implications, but it is not bad to win while lying down. And it wins while lying down, which is quite in line with the characteristics of giant pandas. So the name is passed, and the giant panda lies to win! It can also be called lying down, because this giant panda likes to lie down.

Look, cute things don't even have the same adjectives. Brown bears, arctic breasts are both headed, one brown bear, one polar bear. But when it comes to pandas, it feels like it's more appropriate to use only. A giant panda!

It looks as if you only spent money and didn't get anything. But in fact, after the Lying Win Divine Cult adopted the giant panda, the giant panda "Lying Win " directly became the spokesperson of the Lying Win Divine Cult, oh no, it was the endorsement bear.

In the future, you can openly use the image of the giant panda for publicity, and when you think of the giant panda, many people will love the house and the black, and the impression of the Lie Win God Cult will also become better. This is the best kind of positive publicity!

Even the team uniforms of the Lying Win Divine Sect have been designed overnight with a "special edition of the Giant Panda Lying Win Jersey", and before the Lying Winning Divine Cult and the group of people can wear the game, the official website has already sold out! Got a lot of money!

Otherwise, how can the giant panda be a national treasure! Eat, drink, sleep and sleep every day, and make money to build aircraft carriers for the motherland!

At this time, there is an additional sign in the panda breeding and protection base, which reads: GG E-sports Club adopted a giant panda for life and named it "Lie Win" (male).

At the same time, Yang Shenran, who has deep pockets, adopted a female giant panda in his personal name to lie down to win the pair. How much humanity is humanized, otherwise how lonely a person is!

So there is another sign in the panda breeding and protection base, but the content on the sign is:

Mr. Yang Shenran adopted a giant panda for life and named it "Penguin" (female).

Oh, this damn dog master!