【73】The Shura Field is always one step slower than me!
"Brothers, although this sect leader is about the technical department, but the game understanding is no problem!"
Yang Shenran started the live broadcast, and at this time he opened the matching mode of the silver rank of the net one, and he was playing Timo on the list.
Of course, it's not that Yang Shenran wants to play the silver game, the main thing is that Yang Shenran can only play the silver game now! I can't help it!
However, Yang Shenran learned a lot of knowledge about League of Legends from Song Qianqian and Su Endian...... Ahem, the knowledge of the League of Legends that I learned from Song Qianqian is too remote, what ignites the weak and the master of trolls, these are not mentioned for the time being, mainly in terms of game understanding, Yang Shenran still has gains.
"Look, brothers! Even if Timo flashes in the grass, he can continue to remain invisible. ”
Yang Shenran explained to the audience in the live broadcast room: "If you are ganked, it's like now, the opposite jungler and the top order want to kill me." At this point, there is no way to go back to the tower, we can stay put, wait until we are invisible, and flash directly into the grass. Although there are still flash effects, because many people don't understand Timo's stealth mechanics, in this way, the other side thinks I'm in place, so I avoid fire. ”
Sure enough, the opposite laner and jungler in the game really couldn't find Timo's place.
But when the barrage of praise has not been played out by the sailors, the jungler on the opposite side directly opened the code scanning.
Yang Shenran: "! Don't play according to the routine? ”
Teemo is killed, and the screen goes black.
"Uh......" Yang Shenran explained embarrassedly: "Okay, that's all for today's League of Legends class, I decided to play chicken." ”
Yang Shenran went offline at the speed of light, and then landed on PUBG. That's pretty fast. This is Yang Shenran's live broadcast tips, after the pit, change the game directly!
This is also a privilege, and if you change to a player from another team, you can only broadcast League of Legends, and you can't play other games. But the sect leader is free!
In the first game of PUBG, Yang Shenran and three random teammates went to the ground.
"Watch me pick up equipment!" Yang Shenran picked up the robbery and bullets, and heard someone coming up downstairs, so he went directly to the gun.
"Bang Bang!"
Yang Shenran was directly killed.
In the public voice, I heard the person who killed Yang Shenran speak: "Look at your ID is the anchor!" You said that your game is like this, what kind of live broadcast, find a job and go to work! ”
After saying that, he didn't forget to whip the corpse, and fired two more shots.
"Too much deception!" Yang Shenran covered his head: "Oops, why does this sentence keep circling in my head?" ”
"Damn, no, let's do it again!"
Just when Yang Shenran clicked on matching, many sailors watching the live broadcast also started the game at the same time, in this way, there is a probability that he will be assigned to a game with Yang Shenran.
Sure enough, in the second PUBG, Yang Shenran heard someone shouting on the plane.
"Is the Sect Master in this game? Wow, it's really there! ”
So many people came to ask, "Where did the sect leader jump?" We're all in this together! ”
Yang Shenran was very moved: "Okay, jump off the airport, let's do it together!" ”
So when Yang Shenran jumped down from the airport and saw countless people accompanying him, he was very moved. When Yang Shenran landed, he turned on the voice: "Brothers! I'm ......."
I don't know who it was, I jumped down first and picked up the gun, and fired at Yang Shenran: "Bang Bang!" ”
Yang Shenran: "I am the sect leader, down with this imperialism!" Good bye! ”
The computer has a gray screen, showing that it has been killed!
The live broadcast room is boiling!
Yang Shenran was silent for a moment and said, "I can only say that it's too late to wave goodbye." ”
It's embarrassing!
"Then let's stop playing games, let's have a young lady to play with and chat. Isn't it all popular now? Yang Shenran was really tired, so he simply ordered a young lady to play with him on the Internet.
However, this young lady still looked a little cold at first, but she was soon reminded and recognized Yang Shenran's identity, so her attitude towards Yang Shenran instantly became much more enthusiastic.
Yang Shenran originally wanted to chat and mix up time in the live broadcast room. But I didn't expect this young lady to be a little overly enthusiastic, and asked Yang Shenran a lot of straightforward questions, such as the relationship with Song Qianqian and Su Endian, such as what kind of people you want to find in the future, and sent Yang Shenran a lot of sexy photos.
"Brother Sect Master, am I good-looking?" The young lady asked.
Yang Shenran looked at it, there were photos and videos, it was really good, so he said: "Well, it is indeed a beauty." But P's is also a bit serious! But at least it's not an Internet celebrity face, it's okay. ”
Playing with the young lady: "Well, I have something better!" But it's a little exposed, I'll send it to you privately! ”
Yang Shenran was stunned for a moment, but at this time, there were already the true eyes of Song Qianqian and Su Endian in the live broadcast room, and they had already gone to complain in various private messages on Weibo at this time.
As soon as Yang Shenran chatted for a while, he received a double warning from Sister Yu and Lori on his mobile phone.
Queen Akane: "? ”
Violent Lori Su Branch: "Link to the latest golden silk nanmu urn, rush to buy for a limited time, click to view ......"
"Uh......" Yang Shenran was silent, he was killed while playing a game, and he had to be gank by water friends when he chatted! This streamer is so difficult to be!
At this time, the young lady continued to ask: "That sect leader, you see that I am so beautiful, my body is sexy, and my voice is good." How can a girl like me have a boyfriend as valuable as the sect leader to match! ”
Good guys, this money worship is reasonable.
Yang Shenran didn't want to be scared, but after thinking about the threatening text message, he decided to tell the truth: "That, in fact, most rich people are businessmen, so from a business point of view, marrying you may not be a good decision." Because according to you, it is not love, but a simple exchange of beauty and money. It's fair trade, but here's a catch! First of all, I don't mean to discriminate against objectifying women, but one thing is true, the appearance will get old, and the body will also get out of shape, because people will get old. But the wealth of the rich, as long as it is not a loser, will slowly increase over time. ”
"My dad once told me that the best way to get an appreciation asset to an asset is not to buy it, but to lease it. Because rich people will associate with you, but they won't marry you. Because he can always lease young newcomers. So if you want to ask about marrying into a wealthy family, I really can't help. ”
The woman was a little angry: "But I'm talking about love!" ”
Yang Shenran laughed: "If it's really love, then why add a pre-requirement before finding a boyfriend, it's a valuable boyfriend?" Love does not account for any increase or decrease, because feelings are long-lasting, not investment. So the starting point is everything. You want to find someone who has a worth, or someone you like. There are so few people who include both of these conditions that you have to have a choice. ”
The woman refused to give up: "Then if you say so, you and the holy woman of the Divine Sect will do the same!" ”
Yang Shenran knew that this was sowing discord, so he said: "Yes! ”
The woman was excited: "Look at it! Look! You ......"
Yang Shenran said: "One is a strong woman in her career, and the other is a debut female idol, if she can achieve any identity, she can be regarded as a successful person!" I'm just a little pro by comparison. You're right, Song Qianqian and Su Endian are all greedy for my handsomeness! Both of them want to take care of me, and they are not responsible. So I refused! ”
"You!" The young lady who played with her was not angry, and hung up directly.
Everyone in the live broadcast room applauded Yang Shenran's wit. At this time, the information in the mobile phone also came.
Queen Akane: "There's a reward for going back!" ”
Roar, roar, roar! Song Qianqian's reward must be very fragrant. Hahaha!
Runaway Lori Su branch secretary: "How many dishes, drink like this?" But what I said was very relieving, and I also hate girls who worship money. ”
Shura is always one step behind me!
Yang Shenran is quite proud, want to pit me? Hehe, the Shura field can't be opened! I'm really good!
In fact, in this materialistic society, if you are really so high that you don't get into firewood and rice, you are a fool. It's true that everyone loves money. Yang Shenran also loves money, after all, what he enjoys now is money.
But Yang Shenran has never been a slave to money, he was like this when he was poor, and now he is still like this when he is rich. This is probably one of the few benefits he has received from being poor, that is, he has a normal heart to face things.
I love money, it's true. But some things are more important than money, and that's true. Not because I'm rich, but because I think so, I become rich.
At this time, someone in the barrage asked: "What is true love?" ”
Yang Shen got carried away and said, "The driver of our team, Brother Chun, everyone knows. When I got married when I was young, I missed the love of my life because I couldn't get a bride price of 300,000 yuan! Later, when I met at KTV, it only cost 400 yuan, and I hugged each other. He also asked at the time what true love was. ”
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room instantly became a little heavy, and everyone felt that the sect leader must have felt something today, and actually told such a heavy story.
However, in the next moment, Yang Shenran's words made everyone messy: "Brother Chun is very angry, and the woman is also angry." The woman said to Brother Chun, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! Actually come to such a place! I'm glad I broke up with you in the first place! Scumbag! ”
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked!