Chapter 1512 [Marilyn Monroe] Princess

Wait, I'm going to calm down now, chaos won't solve anything. {}

Getting up from the ground and wiping the mud and dust off my face, I had a solemn look on my face that I was about to go to the battlefield to duel with the three demon gods.

First of all, let's confirm whether it is alive or dead, and then let's talk about it, being dragged over by little King Arthur and the dead dog like this, but there is no movement at all, does it mean......

I swallowed hard, no, if the witch princess starved to death in the camp, even if it wasn't our responsibility, I'm afraid we wouldn't want to live in peace with the shrine maiden clan in the future.

Therefore, from the perspective of humanitarianism, let's first confirm the life and death of the other party.

I crept up cautiously, picked up a branch from the ground, and slowly, tremblingly, reached over and poked it.

Poke in the head, no response.

Even stabbed and stabbed, there was no response.

Could it really be ...... Already starving?

I was horrified, and now let's try this place one last time.

No way, who let it be armpit exposed? Sure enough, you'll still notice it, and you can't help but fall here.

So, I stabbed her *** delicate, full of girl's elastic armpits with a tree branch.

"Hmm~~~"

It was as if I had accidentally stabbed a certain start switch, and the branch had just fallen, and the other side reacted.

Oh oh oh, so the start switch is here? What should I do if it's the type of boot switch that Xiaoji has? To poke or not to poke...... It's not good, the festival is starting to drain again, and sure enough, you can't get close to this festival witch within a hundred kilometers!

I screamed and jumped out of the way in a panic.

Looking at my funny reaction, little King Arthur tilted his head cutely, and little question marks kept popping up in his head.

Total...... In short, it has been confirmed that this guy is not starving to death, right, how can he be said to be a strong man, how can he starve to death, right......

Before he could finish thinking about it, a huge grunt came out of the other party's stomach, making people feel that even a powerhouse of the three demon god level would starve to death.

"Mount, this guy seems to be starving." Little King Arthur stared at me with wide, sparkling eyes, and an inquiring hint in them.

"Just leave it alone, and I'll notify her people to come and get them." Before she could wake up, I decided to pull my legs out and slip away.

"Will the mount be saved if you want to die?" Little King Arthur looked at me stunned, and that pure gaze was like a judgment.

The dead dog also had a disdainful expression, this guy had completely forgotten who had mercy on him to take it in, so that he could avoid the fate of being preyed on or starving to death in the jungle, and live so nourishingly? From now on, it's okay to give your share of rations to a red and white princess?

"She's not an ordinary person." Because it was very troublesome to explain, I just muttered a sentence, and then opened the no-at stance, bounced back the pure gaze of little King Arthur and the contemptuous gaze of the dead dog, and said that I had to take a firm step and leave.

Take a firm step......

Step ......

I'm mai!

Hey, I'll take another step!

Bastard, what's going on?

Looking down, I don't know when a small hand has grasped my cloak, which seems to be slender, but its strength is surprisingly great, and unless I am willing to tear the cloak that Veras has sewn with my own hands, it is impossible to break it open.

Finish...... It's over!

"Gollum~~Gollum~~~~~~"

The other party's stomach let out a huge mournful roar again, and the miraculous thing is that this mournful scream actually composed several clear tones into our ears.

"Hungry~~~I'm hungry~~~Please~~~Everyone is good~~~ Give me something to eat~~~"

"Oh, I can speak in a hungry voice, amazing." Little King Arthur puffed his hands in amazement, this is something that even she, the first king of the continent, cannot do.

Marvel at what you stupid figure, this useless skill can't be done!!

I glared at her, reluctantly turned around, crouched down, and kept stabbing the other person with the branch in my hand.

"Hey, are you still alive? Can you hear me? Her Royal Highness, the princess of the shrine maiden clan. ”

It's a pity that she didn't move, only her stomach was gurgling in her spirit, and people who didn't know might cry secretly, the princess of the dignified witch clan would be so hungry that she was on the road, what kind of world is this, you see that even the Heradic clan, which has been closed for thousands of years and is extremely scarce in resources, their little princess, can at least find some sandworm eggs, bark, scorpions, earthworms or something to satisfy their hunger......

No, it's actually pitiful to think about it like this, and you have to be more gentle with Tia in the future.

Back to the topic, is there a problem with the survivability of this red and white? It's early autumn, and it's not winter when you can't even find the grassroots, at least dig in the ground, you can still find a lot of earthworms, I'm right.

No way.

I searched around my body, took a slice of marinated jerky from the wrapped oiled paper, pinched it and shook it in front of her.

Oh oh oh, there was a reaction!

As soon as the smell of meat came out, the hungry red and white immediately trembled slightly, and then the face buried deep in the ground (to add, this guy fell to the ground in a very strong five-body throwing face down position, it is unknown whether it was caused by the drag of little King Arthur or it was like this) lifted up.

Sticking to the dirty mud, but revealing a beautiful beauty like a dusty pearl, the tip of the nose kept stirring, slowly moving towards the position of the jerky slices.

It's really funny.

The tremor in my heart exploded, and I saw that she was about to touch the jerky, so I raised my hand a little higher.

As a result, her face continued to rise, and the upper body of the guide rose straight and straight like a zombie.

When it was time to touch it again, I raised my hand again, and so on a few times, and after a while, I had raised my hand to the height of my shoulder, and our red and white princess stood up completely, though her eyes were still closed, and she looked like she was sleepwalking.

However, her height was too short for me, and the height of her shoulders was beyond her reach when she stood up, unless she could jump up and bite the hook.

I thought so, but, in my surprised gaze, this guy completely defied gravity, and floated like a little ghost, and continued to follow the tracks of the dried meat without relenting.

That's really ...... The attraction of the bunker, the attraction of the jerky, is it big enough for her to make her defy gravity?

Forget it, it looks like I lost this game.

If I could float, it would be useless to put the jerky wherever I wanted, so I decided to end the game.

"Come on, this is a delicious barbecue jerky, a limited edition that can only be bought at one butcher shop in the entire Rogge camp, do you want to eat it? Go ahead, I'm hey~~~~"

After shaking the jerky in front of the red and white princess's nose like this, allowing the fragrance to penetrate deeper into her olfactory cells, I threw the jerky in my hand into the distance.

Say a word in my heart: Polly (Bori), go and pick up the flying saucer.

With a swish, the little hand of the cloak that I was holding loosened as I wished, and the girl in the red and white armpit witch costume with a big bow tied to her head flew in the direction of the jerky thrown out.

Aunt Big!!

I quickly picked up little King Arthur, breathed, turned, started, charged, started, all in one go, as if this action had been tempered for thousands of years.

But a small hand was a little quicker than my thousand-year-old movements, and it grabbed the cloak again.

Looking back, I looked at the red and white princess who flew out without tears, but at some point I fell back, maintained the position I had just held just now, and fell to the ground, only reaching out one hand to grab my cloak.

It's not scientific, didn't she just go to pick up jerky?

As if seeing my inner doubts, the red and white princess's belly was loud again, conveying such a meaning to me.

Are you stupid? Which is more important, a piece of jerky or a mobile grain warehouse? It's obvious.

Again......

I saw that this guy's other arm that had fallen down with weakness was also raised slightly, and he made a slight move.

With a swish, the piece of jerky that flew out and fell on the grass flew back under her [summon] and landed on the palm of her hand, regardless of whether it was stuck to the mud or not, and stuffed it into her mouth.

That's right, I didn't use a typo, she did use a plug, and she stuffed it directly into her throat and swallowed it, gobbling it up is not enough to describe this kind of eating, and the foodie ghost saint saw it, I'm afraid she will sigh to herself.

The dried meat went down to the stomach, and the gurgling that had been playing loudly was moistened, and finally gradually died down, and after a while, the red and white princess slowly opened her eyes.

"Saved, I thought I was going to starve to death this time......" Letting go of my cloak and sitting up from the ground, she casually conjured a cup from her hand and put it to her lips and drank it.

Uh, no tea.

"It would be nice to have a little drink at this time." After staring at the empty cup for a moment, he suddenly let out a sigh and looked up at the sky, as if praying for a little rain.

But that's clearly what I said, bastard!

Me: "......"

Indifferent, at this time, you must definitely pretend to be stupid and don't understand what she said, and you can't jump into the pit lightly.

"The shrine is going to close." If one plan failed, another plan was born, and the red and white princesses played the emotional card.

"The money box is empty, and I can't get a single gold coin a year."

“……”

"The poor girl who presides over the shrine and serves the gods is about to starve to death on the road."

“……”

"The Alliance, what a cruel and unforgiving place."

Roar, this is clearly a threat!!

"Okay, that's it for you." Holding back the bruises on my forehead, I handed the bottle over.

Dear, this is undiluted shack crystal wine.

I secretly gave a thumbs up in my heart, and I wanted to blackmail Ben Druid, so that you could enjoy the taste of the strongest liquor in the whole continent.

"Gollum~~" The red and white princess drank the whole bottle of wine without hesitation, and the momentum was like a giant whale sucking water.

With my stunned expression on her face, she calmly handed the bottle back to me and nodded.

"Thanks for the hospitality, it's much better than that stupid watermelon."

"One piece of jerky is really not enough." She touched her belly again.

“……”

Wordlessly, I handed over all the dried meat I was holding in the oil paper, and now I have understood that I am definitely not the opponent of this red and white princess who is a hundred thousand festivals in one throw.

"Thank you for your hospitality, I will never forget the grace of saving my life today, and I will definitely repay it in the next life."

Repay me in this life, bastard! "Speaking of which, I haven't introduced myself yet."

Elegantly wiped the corners of her mouth with a hand towel, this red and white princess, if you don't use my golden eyes to see through its essence, she will definitely be affected by the dusty aura she exudes, as well as the faint ...... Well, as Akara said, the mystery and majesty of the servant who worships the gods are bewitched, and she is a normal princess.

"I am the Elder of the Human Alliance, Druid Wu Fan, and I am glad to meet you, Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Witch Clan." Although I was reluctant, I still had to do the etiquette that should be done, and in line with the etiquette of a man, I first introduced myself.

"It seems that you already know my identity, yes, I am the princess of the witch clan, in charge of a shrine that is about to go out of business, the money box is always empty, and the one who is often hungry on the road is my ......"

No, I don't think there's any need to introduce it.

"My name is...... Marilyn (Spirit) Monroe. ”

"Liar."

"It was seen through in an instant, and it really deserved to be an alliance elder." The red and white princesses looked amazed.

"No, no, no, anyone can see it." I kept shaking my hands.

"Well, since you can't help it if you're seen through, you will be allowed to know my nickname."

"I think it's better to tell someone their own nickname before they tell them......" I complained calmly.

It's a pity that this red and white princess is completely a master who does her own thing, ignoring my complaints, she stood up, stood high on the hillside, raised her hands, looked up at the sky, and made a sound towards the sky in a posture of "look, I want to summon aliens".

"Listen up, my name is [Lu ~~~~~~~~]"

"The character is completely wrong, bastard, are you an alien on the third planet of Ursa Major 47, bastard?!!" I finally couldn't help but lift the coffee table in my heart.

"What a wayward guy, isn't he satisfied even though he has been given two choices?"

"It's you who is willful, can't you tell others your name? Well, if that's the case, then I'll decide for myself. A few puffs of air from my nostrils, I continued.

"If you have to cling to the name Marilyn Monroe, how about removing the middle word (the middle word is your undisciplined shrine maiden's name, right, bastard), and it's called Malu (red deer), princess red deer, how about that title?"

"I always feel like it's a malicious name." She is a shrine maiden who worships the gods, and her intuition is extremely sharp, and she immediately sensed my malice.

"I can't help it, I'm especially allowed to call me Reimu." In the end, the red and white princess, that is, Reimu, said helplessly.