Chapter 1513: The Merchandise of the Red and White Shrine Maiden
Chapter 1513 The Merchandise of the Red and White Shrine Maiden
Before the people of the witch clan came and dragged this guy away, I had to continue to stabilize her, and I felt that my temperance was rapidly draining in seconds, and my heart was very sad. (7*24 hours of non-stop update pure txt hand-typed novels.)
"What do you want so much paper for?" I simply crouched down in front of the box and asked with her face in front of her.
Although I have known it for a long time, but looking at it from such a close distance, I can't help but exclaim, this witch princess is really an amazing beauty, the red and white witch costume on her body is very strange in the eyes of others, but in the eyes of me, a traverser, it is very familiar and nostalgic.
"As we all know, one of the unique skills of our shrine maiden clan is charms." She blinked her bright eyes and said slowly and calmly.
"No, no, no, I don't think everyone knows very well, what exactly is a charm?" Although I know very well what the charm is, it is still a little different from the setting of the original world, and it can't be completely confused.
"I really can't help you, I don't even know about this well-known thing."
They all said that it's not you, bastard, trying to find fault?!
"Look at it......" As I lifted the coffee table in anger, her hand reached into the other side of the wide detached sleeve and pulled out a large stack of papers from it.
These pieces of paper are about the size of a palm, neatly stacked on top of each other, like a piece of tofu cut open.
I can only see the plausible magic array drawn on the first piece of paper, forming a wonderful pattern, making people feel that an ordinary white paper also contains a powerful power in it.
"These are spells?" I swallowed, pointing to the stack of white paper and asked.
"That's right, this is the unique spell skill of our shrine maiden clan." Hongbai looked very remarkable, and raised his chin slightly.
"Oh? What's so special about it, let's hear about it. "My curiosity also came.
"It's not as powerful as magic, but it can be stored in large quantities before battle, and it doesn't take much power to activate the power of the spell when you cast it." Uh-huh, she smirked at me.
"The most important thing is that you can throw it out in stacks."
"Hah...... Aha...... I see, it really deserves the word unique. I wiped the cold sweat on my head, I see, there are hundreds of such a stack of spells, and I don't think I need to explain what the effect is.
It turns out that these 100,000 festival witches have inevitably embarked on the road of fateful barrage.
"However, there are also two major drawbacks." Retracting her smug look, she became flat again, holding the teacup in her hand and sighing softly.
"What are the drawbacks?"
"It's very tiring to make a charm, and every time I finish it, my hand feels like it's broken."
"That's true." Looking at the spell above, the strokes are very complicated, and if I were to do it, I might not be able to draw one in an hour.
"What about the second drawback?"
"Are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid?" She pointed to the wooden sign on the front of the box, which was conspicuously written in large letters [****** paper].
"I see, the second drawback is the paper, right?"
As the saying goes, otaku pay for paper and otaku for electricity, it seems that this sentence has reached the witch clan in the dark continent, and it seems that it will be used in reverse.
"I see, that's why you've been staying at Camp Rogue because it's home to the largest paper mill on the entire continent." I clapped my palms and guessed.
"Exactly." The red and white princess did not hide her ambitions for coveting the paper mill at all, and nodded in response.
"If I had that paper mill as a backup, no matter how many of those guys came, I would have blown them all away with a spell, huh."
Holding a teacup without tea calmly, this guy seems to have said something very bad, hey, aren't you the princess of the witch clan? Who are those guys, don't just make dangerous declarations, bastards!
"By the way, are you planning to sneak into the paper mill?" I made a three-hand movement that everyone in the Dark Continent knows.
Induce her a little to see if she has such thoughts, and if she does, she may have to notify Akara in advance to arrest this guy, after all, the paper mill is one of the most important revenues of the alliance today.
"How could it be, I'm the princess of the witch clan, how could I do such a thing."
Hey...... Huh? What's the answer, this guy shouldn't be so disciplined.
"The most important thing is that the black and white profession is three hands, if I do it too, isn't the attribute repeated? So I'd rather sell myself. With that, she cast an unyielding gaze at me.
Me: "......"
Well, I was wrong, this guy is still undisciplined.
"Of course, I'm actually going to go to the paper mill and borrow a little bit to use it."
Ah, in an instant, he denied the righteous words just now.
"It's just that several times I fainted from hunger halfway through, and I was almost taken away by a passing bear."
It's pitiful, but surprisingly unsympathetic.
"Once, I finally managed to resist my hunger and came to the door of the paper mill."
Oh oh oh, has the tiger entered the flock? The paper mill is in danger!
"When I saw the statue at the door, I was so frightened that I immediately ran away."
"What's going on?" I couldn't help but ask.
If my memory is correct, if Acala hadn't gotten another statue in front of the paper mill, I think the statue she was talking about would have been me right.
Could it be ...... Are you frightened by my statue, the righteous and majestic face, and dare not do anything wrong?
Thinking of this, my spirit was shocked, and my heart was slightly proud, yes, although the posture is a little frustrated, but it can still play the role of the door god, isn't it?
"The people in the statue are so pitiful." The red and white princess, who has always been calm and calm, couldn't help but wipe the corners of her eyes when she said this.
"Poor what?" I was confused.
"That man...... It must have been a sudden need to go to the toilet when passing by.,That's why I stole a little paper.,As a result, I was caught.,In order to punish his behavior.,So I made a statue of him when he went to the toilet at the door.,So that everyone who goes in and out can see it.,What a terrible punishment.,Obviously just to steal a little bit of paper to go to the toilet.,If you steal more paper and get caught.,It's really hard to imagine what kind of punishment you'll suffer.。 ”
Me: "......"
"Speaking of which, the statue looks a little like you......" She seemed to have just noticed something, her clear eyes fixed on my face.
"No, you're mistaken, I'm definitely not that poor fellow......" I put on my cloak and hat, and in the shadows, two lines of tears welled up from the tiger's eyes. (7*24 hours of non-stop update pure txt hand-typed novels.)
Mention it again at the next meeting, and let Akara smash the statue in front of the paper mill.
"So, in order to maintain the shrine that is about to close down, in order to be able to get a lot of white paper zuò charms, and the festival, and the festival, or the festival, or the festival, or the festival, the ......."
She wrenched her fingers one by one, like a poor housewife who was worried about the income and expenditure book.
Anyway, I seem to hear some subtle words at the end, do you need to care?
"Actually, I have a good idea." My eyes rolled, and I used the simple business methods that the world had heard and witnessed.
"These spells...... As long as the tsuò is successful, it can be used with a little bit of power activation, right, if that's the case, why not sell these charms? I don't know what adventurers think, but between the low-level soldiers and mercenaries level, it will definitely be very popular, how about it? I'm going to do it. ”
"Indeed, if others can use it, it is not impossible to consider it, but unfortunately, the particularity of the charm can only be used by our witch clan."
"That's a shame." I sighed regretfully, it is obviously a way to make money, and if it can be done, the alliance can also buy these charms in large quantities to enhance the combat effectiveness of ordinary soldiers.
Is there really no way around it? Out of curiosity, I grabbed a few charms from her hand and waved them a few times.
"Wow!!" With a loud shout, the fairy wind bone, majestically thrown out.
"Boom ――――――!!"
Before I could get rid of the spell of my finger, the black pattern on it suddenly flashed a burst of white light, and it exploded in my speechless and choked gaze, and the power was like a fireball of a wizard, three or four charms, and the ground was blown out of a huge crater several meters deep.
Standing in the center of the giant pit, I still maintained the immortal wind bones when I threw out the spell, the majestic posture, the whole body was scorched and blinked the only bright eye, a puff of black smoke came out of my mouth, and slowly fell to the ground.
"It's amazing, it's the first time I've seen someone who isn't a witch be able to activate a spell." I don't know if it was a coincidence or if it was a protective enchantment or something, the red and white princess and her box were just at the edge of the giant crater, unaffected, and at this time she looked over condescendingly, she applauded and exclaimed.
I always feel ...... The meaning of her applause is more like "Oops, what a good show, it was perfectly blown into charcoal" than [this guy is not a witch clan and can activate a charm]. Given the ability to use the skills that come with other classes' exclusive equipment, I'm not surprised that I'm not a shrine maiden can activate spells, but anyway, I now know that these things are on the verge of a bomb for me.
"Guest, why don't you come some?" When I had managed to get out of the pit, the red and white princess jumped up with her wooden box, stopped, and put the sign in front of me, her eyes sparkling.
She seems to have found a business opportunity from the incident just now, and the wooden sign was changed to [Charm 1 Gold Coins] at some point, and she is really a cunning merchant who meets the wind and rudder.
"Do you think I'll buy some bombs that can only be used for self-detonation?" I yelled.
"Actually, it's still useful, for example, at the critical moment when you have to do this, you take out hundreds of thousands of charms from your arms, and pounce on the enemy as if you were dead, as a bright red mushroom cloud rises on the horizon, in order to protect the Dark Continent, the hero chooses to return to the ...... with the Demon King"
"I don't want such a critical moment! I don't want to act in such a script! I interrupted her and made the monster breathe fire again.
"It's ...... A new way to bargain? ”
"Hey, hey, hey, you guys listen to people, don't misunderstand others."
"Well, I can't help it." The red and white princesses, who didn't listen to me at all and entered the state of self-directing and self-acting, revised the wooden card again.
I looked at it again, and there was a slightly smaller line of text below the price, which said "20% off all year round on holidays".
"There's a guy who's on holiday all year round, bastard!" I couldn't help but complain.
"Me." The red and white witch of 100,000 festivals pointed at herself without shame.
"If you don't buy it, you don't want to give it to me for free." No, I can't get caught up in the whirlpool of her temperament, thinking of this, I shook my head, sobered myself up, and quickly refused.
"Really? That's a shame. As if knowing that something could not be done, the red and white princess silently put away the charm and stuffed it back into the wide sleeves, looking a little lonely, pitiful, I was wondering if I was talking a little too much, and after a pause, she answered again.
"There's no way to have a plot where the brave pounces on the demon king and blew himself up together, in that case, can't you indicate in the future [This is the spell used when the brave and the demon king die together, absolutely genuine, absolutely vigorous, and now it's on sale, each person is limited to five copies, while supplies last], so it's a big sale."
Me: "......"
It turns out that not only is it the script of me and the demon king dying together, but also the plan to use this incident to make my products sell well after the end?
"Actually, I've developed new products here." I thought this topic would end here, but unexpectedly, this guy seemed to think that I was a nouveau riche and continued to sell it without sparing.
"Definitely will accept items that are popular with men." Feeling that the shock was not enough, she added this sentence again.
"Well, what is it?"
"Chastity Wraps, and Chastity Panties!" As if in a Dora[beep] dream, she held the merchandise high and announced it loudly.
Oh oh oh, just listen to the name to the bunker.
From the hands of this witch, I saw two things.
The same is to connect one by one charms to form a chest wrap, and the other is also a small women's panties made of charms.
"This ...... How to sell? I couldn't help but wipe the corners of my mouth.
Not to mention the panties, this wrap chest strap ...... If you wrap it around the girl's beautiful breasts, and then there are some cracks at the end, creating some looming effect, that kind of situation...... Even if there are no collateral effects, it's attractive enough.
I imagined that if the chest wrap made of these charms was wrapped around Linya's towering breasts, keeping it loose and ready to fall off, I imagined Linya's shy appearance of wrapping the chest strap with her arms around the looming crisp breasts, and I couldn't help but want to squirt out of my nosebleed.
Think about it again, if you get married in the third world, on the wedding night, Linya wears charm small panties, and then wraps her chest belt with these charms, ties her perfect ** delicate body into a gift shape, and waits for me on the bed to untie and enjoy this gift, and the nosebleed simply squirts out three feet high.
"How's this guest? Now it's 20% off. "Fools can see that my heart is moved, and the red and white princesses immediately hit the iron and take advantage of the heat.
"Okay, I'll take it, give me thirty ...... each No, it's fifty...... Wait a minute. The last vestiges of lucidity barely retained in my high-hearted brain, which brought me back to my senses and stopped talking.
"These spells...... I guess there would be any other use. ”
"Guest, you're really on point." The red and white princess was in good spirits and couldn't help but show off her proud work.
"I guess you've heard it just now, this is called chastity wrap and chastity panties, as the name suggests, it is made to protect the virginity of the girl, and the method used is very simple, just like this."
As she spoke, she untied the straps on her chest neatly, and suddenly, the sleeveless red witch blouse slid down her arms from her shoulders to her waist, exposing most of her upper body, including her breasts, of course.
Hey, no matter how disciplined you are, you won't do it, I want to stop it, but it's too late, I can only subconsciously cover my eyes, of course, it's necessary to keep my fingers.
Pity...... Ahem, no, it's not a pity, it should be a blessing, fortunately, the scene I saw from my fingers was not what I imagined, the red and white princess with her bare breasts exposed, although it was true that more snow-white delicate and seductive skin was exposed, but only the important breasts had been wrapped around the chest strap, and it was tightly and firmly wound, without a trace of visible gaps.
Cut, I don't see that it is quite conservative to come.
"Well, as long as you dress as usual, you don't need to do anything extra to keep the girl's chastity." The desperate red and white princesses, who are forced by the shrine that is about to go out of business, the empty cash box, and the lack of paper combat, and the discipline and the discipline and the festival, have completely fallen into the rampage merchant mode.
"What kind of protection law?" The beautiful and soft snow skin on the other side reflected a dazzling halo in the sun, and I couldn't help but squint my eyes.
"As long as a man dares to touch the straps and panties, ...... happens"
"It's going to happen?"
"Hmph, something terrible will happen, it's terrifying, it's just miserable." The other party played a dumb riddle.
Really, I'm a little impatient, hanging an appetite is not something a good businessman can do.
Just go straight to the real yàn and you will know.
Thinking of this, facing the red and white princess who was less than two meters away from me, I took a small step forward and gently poked my index finger on the chest strap.
Of course, it's not the front chest that is touched, but the side where it doesn't hurt even if it's touched, and I don't want to start a war between the shrine maidens and the Alliance.
"Huh?" The red and white princess, who was making enough money for her goods, didn't react for a while, and only after I gently touched the chest strap between her ribs did she turn her head stiffly and look at me in a daze.
How...... What's wrong?
I shook it for a while, could it be that the armpit part of the witch clan is the same as the hair bundle of Veras, and ordinary people can't touch it? No, I've already stabbed it with a branch just now.
Soon, I understood what was going on and why the other person was looking at me like that.
Because of the black charm on the chest strap, the moment I touched it, it lit up with a dazzling white light.
This scene is familiar.
"Boom, boom, boom――――――!!!!"
A few minutes after the explosion just now, an even more violent explosion rose, and as the crow's mouth said just now, a bright red mushroom cloud rose from the ground.
In the dust, I was blown into black charcoal again, coughing and exclaiming with mockery.
"It's worthy of chastity and chest wrapping, it's really useful, it's really a tragic and tragic way of suicidal protection, the aggressor is already miserable, miserable, bastard!"
"I seem to have found the reason why I haven't been able to sell." The red and white princess, who had also turned pitch black in the explosion, lay on the ground in a daze, as if she had not yet come out of the merchant mode......