[71] None of the Cult of God is a serious person
That's how the Olympic trials went.
The Four Heavenly Kings are all very low-key and don't want to stimulate Yang Shenran. Yang Shenran didn't dwell on it for too long, forget about this kind of thing, there are more things to be busy with anyway.
During this time, while playing with the team, a lot of things happened, and the days went on so noisily.
In the following days, the sect leader still pulled his hips as always, but the four heavenly kings became more and more courageous, defeating many LPL professional teams in a row, and always maintaining a record of all victories.
It's slowly coming to the middle and late stages of the regular season of the Summer League. The Lying Win Cult has defeated most of its opponents in the regular season, and there are only four teams left that have not played: WE, LGD, Suning, and IG.
Of course, playing these four teams is just the end of the regular season. There is also the playoffs for the Summer Season. If the Cult of Lying Wins can maintain its current level to the end, then the Cult of Lying Wins can directly become the top four in the playoffs. If it becomes the top four, then it means that you only need to play two BO5 games to win the Cult of God to become the champion of the summer competition.
At present, looking at the data, the Lying Win Cult is the first in the standings, with a winning record. Then there was Taobo in second place, losing a few games, and in third place, JD.com, also losing a few games.
Because it's already late in the regular season, there aren't many games in the future, and the team points are almost determined, and no matter how much it shakes, it won't change much. Therefore, the enemies of the Lying Victory Cult in the playoffs are probably Jingdong and Taobo.
Lying in the conference room of the Cult of Victory, Su Grace was preparing for the next day's game mobilization.
Yang Shenran lay on the table, he had already won most of the summer tournament, and he had almost wiped out all the fans he earned in the middle of the season, but it was nothing, the world championship was waiting to see.
Yang Youji said beside him: "The shameless sect leader betrayed his teammates, crawled and walked in the canyon, gave away people's heads in the game, and apologized after the game." Yours is it! ”
"With your IQ, it's hard for me to communicate with you. But with your IQ, you can't write this poem, who taught you? Yang Shenran asked.
Yang Youji pointed at Liu Jiyang very unrighteously: "He! ”
Yang Shenran said to Liu Jiyang [Literature Museum]: "Just you, teach my cousin badly every day!" You trash! ”
"I suspect you two lied to me!" Liu Jiyang asked: "The more I think about it, the more I feel that something is wrong, my cousin should be counted from my mother's side, why are the two of you surnamed Yang?" It's not scientific. ”
Yang Shenran looked at Liu Jiyang like he was looking at Shabi: "Are you an idiot?" Don't you allow my mother to also have the surname Yang? This is not a family name. Why do you talk like a fart? ”
"I really didn't expect that!" Liu Jiyang patted his head.
Yang Shenran was pierced in his heart: "Think about your house, wage earner, work hard for the sect leader?" Otherwise, where do you live? ”
Liu Jiyang suddenly pricked his heart: "Dog Sect Master! I can't even open the pot! Rats coming to my house? They all walked with tears in their eyes. Liu Yuxi saw my house and deleted "Burrow" overnight! ”
Huang Junjun continued to prick his heart: "Secretary Ji used to flirt with his sister every day? Not anymore! There is no money. Can you still choose before? There's no choice now. ”
Liu Jiyang was heartbroken: "The previous girlfriend selection requirements were all young, beautiful, sexy, cute, and sassy!" Not now? I know I don't deserve it. Now I just want a young woman. ”
"Hahahaha!" Everyone was happy.
Li Yu continued to prick his heart: "Some time ago, on vacation, didn't I follow Secretary Ji to his house to play?" As a result, I arrived at Secretary Chicken's house? His dad threw us a membership card for the bathing center. I panicked and I said uncle, I don't like to go to this kind of place. Guess what Secretary Chicken's dad said? His dad said to me, don't pretend? Can you play with my son? What a good thing it can be! ”
Everyone laughed, and Liu Jiyang scratched his head in embarrassment: "What do you still say, it was good to go to the bathing center, but you have to go." I'm hungry in the middle of the night and get up to find something to eat? Found a dirty bag, I think my parents are quite up to date? What other Internet celebrity snacks to buy. As a result, halfway through eating, I realized that the bread was moldy? It's all green hair. I had a stomach slab for a week. My life is too miserable! ”
Su Endian also laughed next to him and said, "You still say? Because you're not in good shape when you come back? Almost lost the game. Fortunately, I won in the end. ”
"That sect leader didn't give away a lot of people at that time! I don't take the blame! Liu Jiyang said: "But I think? Now it's really thanks to the guys from the second team. It's really amazing, pull hatred invincible. I didn't notice that no one has sprayed us recently, attracting firepower! ”
Su Endian held his forehead: "I regret it, I shouldn't have let my brother play professionally, I never thought that the reputation of these two teams is worse than that of the first team!" ”
Yang Shenran suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, Ram, aren't there foreign female fans visiting our base today, have you done a banner?" ”
"It's done, don't worry, I've let Brother Chun hang outside." Yang Youji felt that he was very authentic.
At this time, Brother Chun happened to come back, and when he saw that everyone was there, he asked excitedly, "Is our club going to give benefits?" That's embarrassing, isn't it? ”
Yang Shen was stunned: "Welfare? What? What are you talking about? Nothing happens. ”
"Huh? Isn't that a pity? Everyone is coming, can we just look at it? "Brother Chun said this, everyone is confused.
"Who's coming? What are you talking about? Su asked.
Brother Chun said: "I just went to hang the banner, and when I looked at the content, it was really exciting!" ”
Yang Youji couldn't help but say: "Just a few foreign female fans came to visit, what are you excited about, I really don't know what to think." I did that banner quite seriously, don't give me a whole yellow, I don't share the sky with gambling and drugs. ”
Brother Chun was stunned: "Foreign female fans? Yes? Is it? So why don't you go out and have a look? ”
Yang Shenran suddenly had an ominous premonition, he went out with a group of people from the Lying Win God Sect, and saw a huge banner with yellow letters on a red background hanging at the gate of the club's base.
Seeing the words on it, Su Endian was stunned, the Four Heavenly Kings were also stunned, Yang Shenran was even more stunned, he looked at Yang Youji: "What did I ask you to customize?" You name it again. ”
"Warmly welcome foreign female fans to visit the Lie Win God Sect!" After Yang Youji finished speaking, he looked at the banner and was silent.
Yang Shenran only remembered at this time that the matter of the hearse was also something that was only done under the interference of his stupid cousin. But now...... The problem seems to be getting worse.
Because there is a wrong word printed on the banner. Originally, it was: Warmly welcome foreign female fans to visit the Lie Win God Cult. As a result, the word "country" was mistaken for "wai", and now it is ......
"Warmly welcome female fans from the periphery to visit the Lie Win God Sect!"
Really died on the spot!