【72】Spell Cheat: Rub the Fireball with Your Empty Hands!
"You say, this group of foreign fans shouldn't know Chinese!"
Yang Shenran has no choice but to hope that this group of fans is a fool.
Su Endian looked at Yang Shenran: "Good guy, why don't you go buy a lottery ticket, this chance is a little better." ”
"The car is coming, isn't it?" Li Yu pointed outside.
"This ...... It's too late to change, it's over. Yang Shenran was helpless.
Yang Youji planned to make up for it, and said, "We can find something else to divert our attention, so that it will be fine." By the way, I was scared before, and when I asked someone to do an exorcism ritual for our villa, wasn't there still a little firecracker left? Put it on and be a little more happy. ”
Su Grace reminded: "Firecrackers are not allowed in the city!" ”
"Don't put the ceremonial flowers, it's always okay to put a second kick! Wait! Liu Jiyang went back, and I don't know where to turn out the second kick.
At this time, the car had stopped, and seven or eight beautiful female fans got out of the car, some of these people were foreigners, some were Chinese, and they were all fans of the Overseas Lie Win God Sect.
Yang Shenran took the lead in applauding: "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!" ”
Brother Chun took the thermometer or something and went over first, during this special period, he had to measure his body temperature first, and then disinfect it with alcohol.
The body temperature was measured normally, and then Brother Chun took out a watering can, which was disinfectant alcohol, and sprayed it on the bodies of several beauties. It's probably because these beauties are so beautiful that Brother Chun looks at it, so this spray can't be stopped.
Yang Shenran was really afraid that the words on the banner behind him would be seen, so he glanced at Liu Jiyang: "Put two kicks!" ”
What is a two-kicker? Anyone who has let go of firecrackers knows that after the ignition explodes, a small cannon will pop out, and this small cannon will explode again in the air.
Liu Jiyang put the second kicker on the ground, lit it with a lighter, and immediately ran back.
Unexpectedly, when Liu Jiyang's pit was forced to ignite, his hands shook, and the two kicks fell, facing the gate with confidence.
Originally, it was a second kick, but now it's okay? Turned into a mortar!
"Bang!" The first explosion? So he jumped the little cannon inside to the front.
"Smack!" The second explosion, right in front of everyone's eyes? But it's too fast, two kicks, this kind of artillery battle? There's no spark, so it looks like a little thing? It's not noticeable at all. But......
Brother Chun is disinfecting with alcohol over there, and this second shot goes off? Boy? Directly between Brother Chun and the female fans, a flame in the air was ignited!
"Hurry up and get me a quick heart-saving pill!" Yang Shenran is going crazy.
Female fans were frightened, only to feel hot all over, and then their eyes were glazed? Ringing in the ears? Muddleheaded. When he came back to his senses, he saw that the spark directly ignited Brother Chun's pants.
"Ahhh Help, Master! "Brother Chun ran to Yang Shenran.
Yang Shenran: "Don't come here, who is that, go inside and get a fire extinguisher." Brother Chun, are you lying down? I want to help you physically extinguish the fire first. ”
Brother Chun still trusted the sect leader and lay down directly.
Su Endian hurriedly went inside to find a fire extinguisher? And Yang Shenran surrounded Brother Chun with the Four Heavenly Kings.
"What do you mean by physical fire extinguishing?" Yang Youji asked.
Yang Shenran asked rhetorically: "Journey to the West, have you seen it?" ”
Everyone panicked: "! This is a cut off from a grandchild! ”
"Help? Brother Chun hold back! ”
Thereupon...... Physical fire extinguishing begins.
And in the courtyard, a group of female fans looked at the group of people lying down to win the Divine Sect? Surrounding a man? Lifted your feet? And then......
Brother Chun: "Ahh ”
I'm scared of this group of foreign girls, this Lying Win God Cult is so cruel to its own people, and this way of welcome, I feel like I can't last an hour! Slipped!
So a group of people hurriedly got into the car, reversed, and drove away. Although the meeting was very short, and they didn't even talk to the sect leader, the worship of this group of female fans for the Lying Win God Sect has increased many times.
After all, seeing the existence of purgatory in the world really shocked them in their hearts, and even felt the beauty of being alive!
And lying on the side of the Divine Sect, when Su Endian took out the fire extinguisher, the fire on Brother Chun's body had been successfully extinguished physically.
However, Brother Chun was also about to die, and he was a little remorseful: "This fire doesn't seem to be big, so it burned my pants, and my underwear is fine." I realized that I could destroy it myself. My biggest injury right now is an internal injury......"
Yang Shenran helped Brother Chun up: "Does it hurt?" ”
Brother Chun: "It hurts! ”
Yang Shenran said helplessly: "I knew this earlier, so I would let you take off your pants directly." ”
Brother Chun shook his head: "No, after thinking about it, it's actually quite good." ”
"Didn't you say that your pants on the outside are on fire, and your underwear is fine!" Yang Shenran said: "Then just take it off." I didn't expect that just now. ”
Brother Chun said weakly: "I can't take it off." My panties are really fine because ...... I didn't wear it today. ”
Yang Shenran was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hand with a painful face, and gently pressed it on Brother Chun's eyelids: "Rest in peace, Brother Chun." ”
Brother Chun opened his eyes and didn't close his eyes: "Sect Master, I'm not dead!" Don't do this, I can't die. ”
"You close your eyes first!" Yang Shenran said: "This relationship has been rendered to this point, and it will be a tear-jerking link immediately, and it is not appropriate not to cry." You die first, and then come back to life later. ”
Brother Chun would rather die than give in: "I finally know why Xiao Zhang ran away before, I don't want to die!" I want to live for 500 years! ”
Yang Shenran: "Bear with me, it will be fine soon!" ”
Su Endian pushed Yang Shenran: "It's all this time, be serious!" ”
Yang Shenran said: "It's okay, I watched, Brother Chun's pants are on fire outside, but after that bit of alcohol is burned, it will be gone." In the end, we kicked a few times and physically extinguished the fire. But we all have weight, we are not hurt, don't worry. Brother Chun is just scared enough. ”
Brother Chun nodded: "It's really nothing, it just scared me." I'll definitely be wearing panties secretly in the future. ”
"Alright." Yang Shenran stood up and looked back, the original female fans had all run away and were gone.
Yang Youji persuaded: "This is life. It doesn't matter if you have some setbacks. Because...... The stars are hot, and the moon is coming to you. ”
"You're embarrassed!" Yang Shenran was mad: "The galaxy is hot, so why is it the galaxy?" That's magma, burning your pigskin. The moon is coming to you, it's a meteorite, take your dog's life first! ”
Seeing that Yang Shenran and the Four Heavenly Kings started a real PK again, Su Endian sighed. It's over, it is estimated that after these female fans go back, some strange rumors about the Lie Win God Sect will pop up on the Internet.
Alas! Sister Sissi, come back quickly, miss you!
Su Endian was right, in fact, it was true, the group of female fans who had left the base at this time couldn't wait to write today's news and post it on foreign forums.
The content is like: See it with your own eyes! The people who lie down to win the Cult of God are all wizards, and they will rub fireballs with their bare hands! Burn one person on the spot!
This is a cultural problem.,If the girl from my country is here today.,Make sure to call the police or something first.,I won't believe in any magic.,After all, they're all atheists.。 But foreigners are religious, so they immediately became convinced of the affairs of wizards.
What's more, it has been fabricated to unleash the "vegetable magic" on the opponent before the game to win the Cult of God to win the game.
Good guys, this is spell cheating!