Chapter 13: The Domineering President
"Okay, okay, if you say no, it's not." Bo Yu saw that Zeng Xiaoxian's heart was actually a little dark, but it didn't break it.
Although Boyu likes to watch the scenes where they fall in love and kill each other, there is no need to order the mandarin duck score on the first day of moving into the apartment.
"Having said that, I feel that Mr. Zeng, you still have a great chance of being promoted to TV host." Boyu changed the subject.
"Really? But I've heard that Lisa Banyan is very strict, known as the devil's producer. Zeng Xiaoxian was a little skeptical.
"Believe me, Xiaoxian, every tough strong woman is eager to be conquered by another tougher man, as long as you show your toughest posture, you will definitely be able to conquer Lisa Rong!" Boyu didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and instilled dangerous thoughts in Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Hey, Boyu, I treat you as a friend, don't fool me." Zeng Xiaoxian was a little skeptical.
"Of course not, how could I fool you." Bo Yu said this, but thought in his heart: Anyway, whether you are tough or weak, you can't please Lisa Rong, so it's better to make things more interesting, as long as Lu Ziqiao, the weakness of Lisa Rong, is pinched in the palm of your hand, you are not afraid that she will not open the back door for you!
As soon as Bo Yu thought of Lu Ziqiao, the door was pushed open, and it was Ziqiao who came in.
"I heard Mika say you're here, what are you talking about?"
Boyu gave Ziqiao a position: "We are talking about how to let Teacher Zeng conquer his tough female boss." ”
"It's okay, Xiaoxian, I didn't expect you to start this kind of difficulty strategy, I really underestimated you before." As soon as Lu Ziqiao heard that it was related to girls, a wicked smile immediately appeared on his face.
"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, I'm just trying to get a job as a TV host!" Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly argued.
"This is actually the same, Xiaoxian, if you don't believe me, you should always believe Ziqiao, he is a love expert, Ziqiao, you say, how to make a tough female boss look at you differently." Boyu patted Ziqiao on the shoulder.
"Naturally, it's the opposite!" Lu Ziqiao slapped his thigh.
"Think about it, she sees a lot of subordinates and colleagues every day, if you are like them, humbly ask her: Can you give me a chance~ She promises to forget you in a blink of an eye, and if you tell her strongly: I want this position! You arrange it! She'll definitely be impressed with you. Lu Ziqiao continued.
The kind and upright Lin Wanyu couldn't listen to it anymore: "Zhanbo, don't play with them, you will learn badly." ”
"But I think what Bo Yu and Ziqiao said makes a lot of sense." Lu Zhanbo looked puzzled.
"You..." Lin Wanyu saw that Lu Zhanbo was also helpless, got up and returned to her room, unable to bear to see Zeng Xiaoxian being fooled.
Zeng Xiaoxian felt that what they said made some sense, and their professional opinions were always stronger than their own: "Then what should I do?" ”
"You have to behave rebelliously, you have to be aloof, and most importantly, you have to speak to her in a commanding tone!" Boyu taught it seriously.
"Yes, that's right!" Lu Ziqiao also helped on the side.
"The tone of the command? This one... How to say... I don't know how to..."Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly.
"No, you can't practice, for example, now, you say something to Zhanbo in a commanding tone." Bo Yu egged.
"Come on, Teacher Zeng, come and order me." Lu Zhanbo tidied up his clothes and sat up straight.
"Zhanbo... Put you... Wallet to me! Zeng Xiaoxian said with a lack of breath.
"Teacher Zeng, we want you to be a domineering president, not a robber..."
"But we're all friends, and I can't talk to him in a commanding tone." Zeng Xiaoxian's face was embarrassed.
"That's it, Boyu, you haven't been to the bar downstairs, the atmosphere of that place is good, let's take you to go shopping, and by the way, let Teacher Zeng practice there, how to speak to unfamiliar girls in a commanding tone." Lu Ziqiao proposed.
"Okay." Boyu naturally has no opinion.
"Wait... Wait..."Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to shirk it, but was set up by Bo Yu and Lu Ziqiao.
Lu Zhanbo followed behind them, secretly admiring in his heart: "Bo Yu and Ziqiao know so much, they have learned a lot of knowledge, write them down..."
The four of them arrived at the bar, ordered some drinks casually, and sat in the card slot.
"Well, it's nice here." Lu Ziqiao and Bo Yu touched their cups.
"Well, the decoration is very stylish, the wine is also good, I like the relaxed and soothing atmosphere of the bar." Boyu commented casually.
"On top of that, there are a lot of beautiful girls here!" Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows.
"Hey, Ziqiao, you already have such a cute girlfriend as Meijia, don't be so excited when you see other beautiful girls, they should be left to us singles!" Bo Yu knew that Ziqiao and Meijia were fake couples now, and said deliberately.
"Okay, I gave up the whole forest for a wildflower..."Lu Ziqiao's interest immediately fell.
"Two o'clock, beauty!" Bo Yu swept a figure out of the corner of his eye, and immediately reminded them.
Lu Ziqiao immediately looked over, and Lu Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian reacted for a while before following their gaze to find the beauty in Bo Yu's mouth.
"Wow, a man." Lu Ziqiao sighed, if he wanted to talk to him in the morning with his usual temperament, but not now, he had to maintain the identity of Meijia's boyfriend in front of everyone, so that he could keep his rent halved.
"What are you excited about? Brother Xian, come on! Boyu pushed Zeng Xiaoxian.
"What am I on!" Zeng Xiaoxian was at a loss, and he had never done such a thing.
"As I said before, you used to speak to her in a commanding tone." Boyu said.
"What should I say?" Zeng Xiaoxian panicked.
"Whatever, give me your phone, tell me your name, be my girlfriend! Aren't these all commands? Lu Ziqiao shrugged.
"Is there an example of saying that you won't be beaten!" Zeng Xiaoxian continued to go crazy.
"Please, it's just a word, do you need us to help you think about it? Do you want us to be a TV host for you? Bo Yu persuaded, "This is also a good opportunity to exercise your on-the-spot performance and improvisation, it is all live broadcast on TV, if the reaction is not fast enough, something will happen." ”
"Okay, I'll go!" Zeng Xiaoxian was surged by what he said, and stood up.
"Wait," Bo Yu grabbed him, "Xiaoxian, your expression needs to be adjusted." ”
"You say, how to adjust." Zeng Xiaoxian behaved very singlely.
"You can't laugh, you have to be serious."
"You can't squint, you have to keep your eyes open."
"It's for you to keep a straight face, not to make you gnash your teeth!"
"Have you seen the Terminator? You are the Terminator now! ”
Bo Yu and Lu Ziqiao were busy for a while before adjusting Zeng Xiaoxian's expression to the same as the governor.
"Go, Mr. Terminator!"
With Boyu's order, our terminator, Mr. Zeng Xiaoxian, walked towards the target girl with stiff steps.
Because Zeng Xiaoxian had his back to this side, the three of them couldn't see the process of Zeng Xiaoxian's negotiation with the girl, so they watched him walk over, stand firm, say something, turn around, and walk back.
But Zeng Xiaoxian, who walked back, was holding a pink mobile phone in his hand!
"Teacher Zeng, what did you say to her?" Lu Zhanbo pulled Zeng Xiaoxian over and asked eagerly.
"I said to her: Give me your phone." Zeng Xiaoxian said a little sluggishly.
"And then?" Lu Zhanbo asked.
"Then she gave me the phone..."Zeng Xiaoxian's mind was still a little messy.
"And then you came back with someone's phone? Big brother, you're a robbery! You're going to jail! Bo Yu was a little broken, he looked over there, and the girl was looking curiously.
"Zhanbo, you go and return the phone to others, sincerely apologize, say that we are joking, and then give her a drink to make amends." Bo Yu snatched the pink mobile phone from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and stuffed it to Zhan Bo without saying anything.
"But I..." Lu Zhanbo wanted to excuse himself, but Boyu didn't give him a chance at all, and directly pushed him over.
By the time Zhanbo came to his senses, he was already standing in front of the girl, who was looking at him curiously and suspiciously.
Lu Zhanbo's brain went blank, put the phone on the table in front of her, and then bowed ninety degrees: "I'm really sorry, we're joking, I'll invite you to have a drink, don't call the police!" ”
… Not to mention Zhanbo's side, Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself like a magic barrier: "I did it... I did it... I did it! ”
"What did you do?" Lu Ziqiao asked impatiently.
"Don't you see? The first time I hooked up with a girl, I was about to get on the phone! Zeng Xiaoxian's face was excited.
"Yes, we all want phone numbers, you are good, you have to get other people's phones, I advise you to run quickly, I seem to have heard the siren..."Lu Ziqiao leaned on the sofa, very disdainful of Zeng Xiaoxian's unproductive appearance.
"No... Wouldn't it..."Zeng Xiaoxian's mind is obviously not turning enough now, and he didn't hear such an obvious ridicule, "I'll leave first, and you will say that you haven't seen me!" ”