Chapter 14: Suicide
"I don't think there's anyone in 3601, so I'll guess you're here."
Chen Meijia pushed open the door of the bar and walked in, and sat next to Boyu.
Lu Ziqiao glanced at her, and Chen Meijia reluctantly moved to Lu Ziqiao's side.
"When I came over just now, I saw Teacher Zeng running over in a panic, what happened to him?" Chen Meijia asked casually.
"Probably on the run from pursuit." Lu Ziqiao explained.
Chen Meijia: "??? ”
She glanced at Lu Zhanbo, who was sitting on the side and smirking.
"And what about this one, what's wrong with him?"
"In the words of our programmers, it was a large amount of unrecognizable data that poured in in a short period of time, causing the server to go down." Bo Yu explained succinctly.
Chen Meijia: "Can't you say something I can understand?" ”
"You know what? Just now the girl said to me, it's okay, and thank you! When Lu Zhanbo heard his name, he seemed to suddenly come back to his senses, and said to them excitedly.
"Then did you ask for her contact information?" Lu Ziqiao knew Lu Zhanbo's character too well, and asked knowingly.
"No... My nervous tongue was knotted. Lu Zhanbo was a little depressed.
"Then I asked you to treat her to a drink, did you invite?" Boyu called the waiter and ordered a glass of juice for Chen Meijia.
"Of course I won't forget." Lu Zhanbo said with a stiff neck.
"Okay, what did you order for her?" Bo Yu was impressed by Zhan Bo and felt that he was not so incorrigible.
"A glass of water." Zhanbo said.
"Ahem, ahem..."Bo Yuziqiao and Meijia were choked by Zhanbo's words.
"You're going to invite the girls to drink water?" Chen Meijia asked incredulously.
"I asked her what she wanted to drink, and she said casually, water is the cheapest, of course I have to buy water." Lu Zhanbo said confidently, completely unaware of what he had done wrong.
"Zhanbo." Bo Yu sat down, "After you get familiar with the company, I'll introduce you to a few girls, all of them are pure interns who have just graduated, you really need some experience in getting along with girls." ”
"Really? Thank you so much! Zhanbo's gratitude is beyond words.
"Boyu, I'm not good at communicating with girls... Can you also introduce me to two recent college graduates? Yes! ”
Lu Ziqiao was embarrassed to say halfway through, and was pinched by Chen Meijia on the waist.
Meijia pinched Ziqiao, and asked Bo Yu softly as if nothing was going on: "Bo Yu, what do you want to eat for lunch?" I'll make it for you, beef or carp? ”
"No need Meijia, Mr. Zeng invited me to eat at 3601 at noon, saying that he would cook for me personally." Bo Yu politely refused.
"Teacher Zeng is too boring! You invited him to the restaurant yesterday, and he invited you at home today? I despise him! Chen Meijia was upset for Boyu.
"You misunderstood, Mr. Zeng wanted to invite me to the restaurant, but I considered that I had just gone down the restaurant yesterday, so I asked him to postpone this meal for a few days and try his craftsmanship today." Boyu helped Zeng Xiaoxian correct his name.
"Oh." Mei Jia responded, turned her head to look at Lu Ziqiao, "Let's go to 3601 for dinner at noon." ”
"How could Teacher Zeng leave you two behind, he also invited you." Lu Zhanbo said.
In fact, Zeng Xiaoxian's original words were: "Hmph, if I don't invite you, won't you come to eat?" ”
"I'll ask Mr. Zeng if he wants to help, there are so many people, he probably won't be busy." Chen Meijia said a word, and ran out in a hurry.
"Mika, she's so enthusiastic." Bo Yu looked at Lu Ziqiao and said.
"Hey, she's like that, frizzy, I often tell her to be steady, but it doesn't work." Lu Ziqiao said casually.
Bo Yu smiled and didn't say anything more.
The three chatted at the bar for a while, and Lu Zhanbo and Lu Ziqiao introduced Boyu to the location of the facilities near the apartment.
Basically, there are all necessary living facilities near the love apartment, supermarkets, gyms, cinemas, etc., Lu Zhanbo also specially recommended the science and education hall to Boyu, and asked him to go and see it.
Boyu, as a science man, was really interested in what Zhan Bo said about celestial movements, alien spaceships, etc., and said that he must go shopping if he has time.
Lu Ziqiao saw that the two of them were chatting about the black hole so energetically, and let out a boring wail: "Let's go back, I guess Mr. Zeng has already prepared the meal and is waiting for us, I can smell the fragrance." ”
Lu Ziqiao is a person, there are only four words in the dictionary of life, eating, drinking and having fun, as long as everything is related to these four words, his action and execution will be off the charts, and he can't be energetic about anything else.
"Okay, okay." The three of them went to 3602 to get some utensils, and then returned to 3601 together.
"You're back, and I'm about to call you." Zeng Xiaoxian was busy working in front of the kitchen counter, and Meijia was on the side.
"Wow, Mr. Zeng, you're so good at cooking, I didn't see it." Lu Ziqiao screamed strangely.
I saw that there was a table full of all kinds of dishes on the table, with meat and vegetarian combinations, both cold and hot, attractive color and aroma.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled smugly: "Time is a little tight, just make two dishes casually, it's nothing." ”
Chen Meijia, who knew the truth, pursed her mouth: "Of course you only made two dishes, because the others were delivered from takeaway!" ”
But this sentence just turned in Meijia's head, and she didn't want to dismantle Zeng Xiaoxian's table at this time, after all, with so many dishes, the takeaway fee is quite expensive.
Zeng Xiaoxian wiped his hands and walked over: "Boyu, Ziqiao, I found that the method you taught me is really useful, I practiced it by myself just now, and I will find Yifei to give it a try in a while." ”
"Don't! You're going to die! Boyu couldn't stop it, so he heard Zeng Xiaoxian shouting: "Hu Yifei, come out and make egg fried rice!" ”
Hu Yifei was wondering if there was something wrong with his ears, otherwise how could Zeng Xiaoxian dare to speak to himself in such a tone?
It's true that she is in charge of the staple egg fried rice today, but Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say that when he begged him yesterday, now this is with foreign aid, and his wings are hard? Dare to yell at yourself?
Lu Ziqiao was afraid that his body would be splashed with blood, so he hurriedly played a round: "Boyu, I'm afraid you don't know yet, the egg fried rice made by Yifei is 3601, oh no!" The best egg fried rice in the whole love apartment is famous, and you will be in for a treat this time. ”
was interrupted by Lu Ziqiao, Hu Yifei decided not to trouble Zeng Xiaoxian first, and to maintain his image on the first day Boyu moved in.
Seeing that Hu Yifei didn't say anything and walked into the kitchen counter, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and raised his eyebrows at the two of them.
Bo Yu hurriedly pulled him aside: "It's still too early for Hu Yifei to use this trick, you have to take it step by step, wait for you to get Lisa Rong, and then it's better to use it on Hu Yifei." ”
"But I don't think there's a problem." Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Look, I just asked her to make egg fried rice, and she obediently did it." ”
Boyu held his forehead with his hand.
"And, ah, I found it so cool to talk to her in a different tone, and I don't want to mention how comfortable I am now." Zeng Xiaoxian continued.
Bo Yu patted him on the shoulder and didn't say anything more.
He turned back to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, do you have the phone number of the emergency doctor in the nearby hospital?" ”
"Yes, I often walk in the rivers and lakes, how can I not be stabbed." Lu Ziqiao sent a phone number to Bo Yu, "What do you want this for?" ”
"Help Zeng Xiaoxian ask for it, I hope the ambulance will come in time for a while."
……
Full of wine and food, everyone ate happily, except for Hu Yifei.
Because Zeng Xiaoxian always asked her to do this and that at the dinner table inexplicably, one would ask her to hand him the spoon, and the other would ask her to serve him some food or something.
Hu Yifei looked at Boyu's face, and kept suppressing his anger and didn't get angry, but he didn't expect Zeng Xiaoxian to get up an inch.
He leaned back on the couch, rested his legs on the coffee table, and under the blindness of alcohol, uttered the shocking words.
"Hu Yifei, come here and beat my legs!"
"You! Say! Miscellaneous! Whatever! "The air seemed to freeze at this moment.
"We suddenly remembered that we had something to do, so let's go first!" Bo Yu pulled Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao pulled Chen Meijia, and ran out of 3601 in a hurry.
At the moment when the door was closed, several people heard a scream... Continuous... And so on...