Chapter 939: The bald man plays the general
It's a pity that the bald man was unlucky, and as soon as he turned out of the alley, he saw the general Zhao Jiu coming towards him. The bald man was so timid that he forgot his strength, and he didn't dare to turn around and run away, so he lowered his head and quietly followed behind a pedestrian.
The general Zhao Jiudong looked around, saw him sneaky, hid, and shouted: "Bald, come here!"
The bald man couldn't escape, so he had to come over hard, bowed, and said with a smile on his face: "The fourth master is angry, please say hello to the fourth master." ”
Zhao Jiu put his hands on his waist and said, "You don't give me this set! Let me ask you, did you kid follow that new bad boy, what is the name of Fengzhou, and ran to my house to sleep? I have some things to do in the past two nights, living at a friend's house, you kid is so bold that you dare to go to the fourth master to ask for a bargain!"
The bald man heard him and asked him, first he was afraid, and then when he heard him say that he didn't go back for two nights because of "something", he was secretly amused, thinking of Zhao Jiu's fear of ghosts, he suddenly became bolder, and said nonsense:
"I heard that the house is haunted, and I don't have the ability of the fourth master to suppress ghosts, Hugh said that going to sleep at night is during the day, if there is no very important matter, how dare you enter that courtyard?"
"Just because I heard Brother Feng say that night, the second master put him in a bag and beat him, but somehow, the second master got into the bag by himself. I was scared when I heard this, and said, 'Oh, Brother Feng, this is not good, although the second master himself got into the bag to eat and beat, in the end, it was because he wanted to beat you. I think the fourth master is a very good person, let's go and beg the fourth master, and ask his old man to intercede with the second master for you, and spare you this time. When my eldest brother Feng heard this, he was also frightened and panicked, and followed me to the fourth master's house to ask the fourth master to clarify. Unexpectedly, when it was dark, I didn't see the fourth master come home, and we were both tired, so we lay in the outhouse and waited, not wanting to fall asleep all at once, but when we woke up, it was the third watch in the middle of the night. ”
The bald man preached here, and Zhao Jiu's face turned pale, and he deliberately stopped not speaking. He had been anxious to whisper, "What did you see?"
The bald man also followed him, his face was full of horror, he looked around, leaned close to Zhao Jiu's ear and said, "It's amazing! When I opened my eyes, the four legs of the table were leaving the ground, fluttering, and I actually got up by myself!"
Zhao Jiu's face turned from white to blue, but he couldn't help but ask, "What happened later?"
The bald man said, "Then I stabbed Brother Feng, and when I saw it, he also woke up, so I asked him, 'Brother Feng, why do you see that table with four legs off the ground?' he said, "No, it's mostly haunted!' I said, 'Let's go quickly!' he said, 'It's the middle of the night, I'm too lazy to move, and we haven't pretended to be ghosts to scare people to death, but we haven't done anything wrong, and we're not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.'" Let's lie down and sleep. ’”
When Zhao Jiu heard this, he was shocked and suspicious, touched his fat face, squinted his eyes and asked, "What else did that Feng Zhou say?"
The bald man didn't repeat much, but said: "He told me to sleep and ignore the table, but as soon as he finished speaking, something flew up on the ground, and the 'trumpet' hit him on the head. ”
Zhao Jiu asked urgently, "What is it?"
The bald man said, "It's a fire sickle." This time, Brother Feng was also afraid, and he said, "Maybe I have done something wrong, and I have forgotten it?" Otherwise, why would the ghost beat me? Let's quickly kowtow to the ancestral tablet in this house, and ask the ancestor to bless us." As soon as he said this, we lay down in front of the incense table, kowtowing like pounding garlic, and even said good things, but when we had finished kowtowing and looked again, the table also fell, and the fire sickle did not fly. ”
Zhao Jiu snorted and said, "You go on." ”
The bald man said: "We got up and saw an altar on the table, we guessed for a long time, and we didn't know what was inside, Brother Feng wanted to open the jar lid and smell it, but as soon as he stretched out his nose, a hand stretched out in the dark and pinched his nose." I looked carefully, and it turned out that there was a child in the dark shadow, and I said, 'You spread your hand, Brother Feng has just come to the capital, if you want to pinch me, pinch me.' He let go and didn't pinch me. I asked, 'Who are you?' and he said, 'My name is Liu Fei, and I died a miserable death.' I said, "You have a wrongdoer, you have a debtor, and if you have a vengeance, seek revenge on your enemy, and we do not know you." He said, 'Then do you know a man named Liu Tong named Hanako?' I said, 'Of course you do, who is that?' he said, 'That's my brother, since you know me, I have a big matter and I want him to know, you tell him!'
When Zhao Jiu heard this, he hurriedly asked, "What did he tell you?"
The bald man thought for a while and said, "Before he could say anything, suddenly a gust of wind blew, and he was gone!"
When Zhao Jiu heard this, he didn't ask anymore, waved his hand to the bald man and said, "Don't talk about it anymore, you come with me!"
After saying that, turn around and leave.
The bald man saw that he looked bad, and he didn't know what he meant, so he had no choice but to follow him, and his heart was full of thoughts: "Could it be that I said something flawed?"
I thought that although the general Zhao Jiu was vicious, he was a fool, and he had always been angry with him in the past, so today he took the opportunity to make fun of him, which was also a small revenge, who would have expected to give birth to this result.
When he arrived at a secluded place, Zhao Jiu stopped, grabbed the bald man with his chest, and shouted angrily: "What you said is true or false?"
The bald man rolled his eyes and said, "Naturally, it's true, how dare I tell a lie in the fourth master?"
Zhao Jiu whispered He Wen: "Who did you hear me pretend to be a ghost and scary?"
The bald man shouted: "I didn't say that the fourth master pretended to be a ghost and scary!"
Zhao Jiu thought about it, the bald man really didn't say it, but he always felt that there was something wrong with the bald man's words just now, and it was just that he and Feng Zhou met ghosts, why were they so like those things they met, could it be that these two rabbit cubs pretended to be ghosts to scare me the day before yesterday?
No, the fire sickle flew up and hit me in the head, I searched under the incense case, and there was no one! The wine jar hung in the air, if it wasn't for the ghost, who could do it?
But then again, I didn't even tell the second and third masters about this, how could this little cub know? Could it be that he was hiding in my house at the time?
It seems that if I don't ask the bald man about this, I still can't make a fuss, I have to take the truth out of his mouth, and if he doesn't say it, I will beat him to death!
Thinking of this, Zhao Jiu's hand holding the bald man's chest did not let go, but just pushed forward and backward. Zhao Jiu originally thought that this little thin monkey would inevitably lie down by him with such a move, fall a blue nose and swollen face, use this dismount to stop him, and then step on his lower back, kick him, and ask.
But he never expected that with this push, the bald man would take root under his feet, and he didn't move, but with a "hiss" sound, he ripped off his clothes.
Zhao Jiu got up, pulled out a posture of riding a horse and squatting on the crotch, and wrapped the bald man's waist with his right hand, which meant to lift the bald man and put it on the ground!
The bald man had never suffered it, but he knew that this move of this great general Zhao Jiu was extremely powerful.
His move is called "Liu Bei dropping the child", saying that he is dropping the child. But it is only used when the adult falls, and the man of one hundred and sixty or seventy pounds was stopped by him and hugged him, put his hands above his head, and then tried to save on the ground, and if he ate it, he would break his limbs and break his limbs, and he would die at worst.
Seeing that the general Zhao Jiu made this move, the bald man was in a hurry, grabbed Zhao Jiu's belt with both hands, and didn't let go of him, because he wanted to rely on him, so as not to be broken to pieces.
With such a pull, he actually dragged Zhao Jiu over.