Chapter 940: The Bald Man Learns the Arts
The bald man never expected that he would carry such a fat body as Zhao Jiu off the ground, and then he remembered that he was now strong, so he simply pointed upward, and Zhao Jiu, a tall and fat general, raised it above his head. The bald man was still unsatisfied, and threw it up again, and the general flew straight up, turned over in the air, and fell into a courtyard wall with a "wow" sound.
When the bald man heard that the cry was wrong, he was frightened again, and if he fell out of a bad way and made trouble in the government, he would have to ask me to take my life! Thirty-six plans, go for the best plan, or take advantage of the fact that there is no one in the four corners to slip away.
The bald man didn't dare to stay, so he turned around and left, forgetting that he was hungry and looking for something to eat. He went straight to his house, and when he entered the gate, he bolted it tightly, not wanting to hear someone in the courtyard ask him, "What are you looking out of?"
The bald man turned his head and saw that it was Feng Zhou, so he gasped and said what happened to Fang Cai, Feng Zhou said with a smile: "You don't have to be afraid, that guy is covered in meat, and he can't fall to death when he hangs, you better go back to the house first and see who is coming!"
The bald man pushed the door in, and a sister was standing up, looking at him with a smile, looking at the eyebrows and eyes that seemed familiar, thinking about it, it was the girl who bought the sword, and she didn't recognize it for a while.
Feng Zhou said with a smile: "This girl's name is Xu Ting, she had some trouble last night, I am afraid that there will be an investigation by the government today, and the store will not be able to live, so I will persuade her to go back to her own house to live, let her live in the back room, and we will be outside." ”
When the bald man heard this, he was very happy. He loves to be lively, three is naturally better than two, and when he sees Xu Ting and Yan Yuese, he is very much like a sister, maybe he will become a sister-in-law in the future.
What a blessing it is to have a sister!
The bald man has been lonely for many years, and he always envies people who have a sister, so he thinks in his heart, but he says: "I think I am the only one who has caused trouble, and there is someone who accompanies me." ”
Xu Ting felt miserable, and reluctantly smiled and said: "You got into trouble, as soon as you leave, I got into trouble, and there are still big things to do!"
The bald man patted his chest and said: "What I have is strength, you have a big matter, leave it to me!"
Xu Ting suddenly felt that her heart was hot, and she put one hand around the bald man's shoulder and said, "Good brother, I won't be sad with your words." It's just that this matter can only be done by me personally, and no one else can replace it. ”
Feng Zhou said: "Don't talk about this, it's important to eat, I'll buy some food!"
Feng Zhou went out and came back in a short time, and the three of them gathered around the table to eat breakfast. The bald man was worried about last night's events and asked Feng Zhou, "What did you say to me when you went out last night?"
Feng Zhou said: "I said to let you sleep at home obediently." ”
The bald man said, "You said that if I go to sleep obediently and wait for you to come back, what will happen to you?"
Feng Zhou said: "Huh? I remembered, I said that if you go to bed obediently, I will go out tomorrow morning to buy beef flatbread for you to eat." Then he pointed to the table and said, "Well, didn't you buy it?"
The bald man shouted: "You play Laipi, you don't say that!"
Feng Zhou asked: 'What did I say?'
The bald man secretly glanced at Xu Ting and did not answer. Feng Zhou secretly praised: This bald man is really a person who understands, and he understands that there are some mysteries of this kind of spell, and he can't easily mention it in front of outsiders! This fate is really wonderful.
Whenever he encounters a world, he likes to accept a disciple and guide him carefully.
However, in the last dream of Red Mansions, he did not encounter any materials that could be made.
Now that I have come to this world, I have met a person with good bones and good temperament so quickly, and it seems that I am lucky.
At that moment, Feng Zhou stopped asking him, and the bald man really didn't mention the matter again.
After the three of them finished eating, Xu Ting cleaned up the table, Feng Zhou glanced at the bald man and walked to the yard with his feet raised.
The bald man was overjoyed in his heart, and happily followed Fengzhou to the courtyard.
Xu Ting looked at this situation, it was expected that it was a matter of kung fu between their brothers, she was a disciple of the Xiandu faction, and the rules in the rivers and lakes were very clear, so she went to the back room to clean up her room, clean and wash, although she couldn't help but go in and out, but she turned a blind eye to what the two of them were doing and turned a deaf ear.
But he said that Feng Zhou came to the courtyard with the bald man and asked him, "What do you want to learn?"
The bald man thought to himself: What Brother Feng said last night was to teach me "one or two tricks", and he doesn't know how many tricks he has, but I can't count them with my own eyes. If it were about the friendship between my brothers, he would have taught me everything. I think it's that immortal art is extremely difficult, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to learn it if there's more, so I only teach one or two. Or maybe his master had instructed him to pass on one or two kinds, and I couldn't be too greedy and break his rules, so I learned the "two tricks", which would be enough for me. However, I have to pick the most useful ...... of these "two tricks" But what are the two tricks to learn?
Seeing that he didn't answer, Feng Zhou desperately rolled his eyes there, angry and funny in his heart, and said: "You kid used to be quite a teacher, but now he has learned badly, you must be thinking of some kind of ghost idea, thinking about my best trick here, right?"
The bald man said happily: "I just go with Brother Feng every day, and if I want to say, 'I've learned badly', I'm afraid that you will go up! If you teach me everything, I don't have to bother." It's a pity that you only taught me "one or two tricks", I naturally want to pick the most useful one, I see that you will disappear in a flash, and no one can find you, so you can teach me this spell!!"
Feng Zhou looked him up and down for a moment, and said: "This spell Taoist is very useful, if you go to steal chickens again, no one will want to catch you." ”
The bald man smiled: "I have a lot of strength now, I have no money to spend, so I go to work hard for others, make sure that everyone loves to hire me, why am I stealing things?"
Feng Zhou said: "Okay, I'll put a forbidden spell on you, as long as you steal something once, the spell you can learn will never work again." So I'm not afraid of you doing that. ”
After saying this, Feng Zhou taught him the mantra and essentials of the stealth method, never thought that this bald man could not learn, just that mantra, he couldn't recite it anyway, Feng Zhou saw that he was sweating profusely, and told him:
"Although the stealth method is a small technique, you must also calm down, be patient, and read word by word. ”
The bald man read another meal, and in the end he recited the mantra well, and did it according to what Feng Zhou said, tried many times, and the best knowledge hid his body, a bald head and a pair of dirty feet were exposed, Feng Zhou only shook his head helplessly.
You must know that Feng Zhou is already a quasi-saint, and all he will know is the magic power of moving mountains and seas, fighting and moving stars, and the small technique of stealth is really a small spell for him, but he never thought that the bald man would not even be able to get started with this.
But his roots and character are not bad, and there are no forbidden spells on his body, but why can't he learn it?
Feng Zhou tried to teach him another one, and after practicing for a long time, he still couldn't learn.
He is a quasi-saint, he has gone through experience in order to become holy, experienced the ups and downs of the world, and tasted the prosperity and hustle and bustle of Hongchen, but he didn't understand that a child with good bones and character couldn't learn a little spell!
In the end, the bald man was also deflated, but when he saw where Feng Zhou was thinking hard, he couldn't help it, and hurriedly opened his mouth to comfort him.
"Brother Fengzhou, you don't have to be sad, I moved here and knew that I wasn't that material, although I wanted to learn stealth, but I didn't believe that I could hide it, I learned it, and it was like this, I don't think I could learn anything else, but there is a trick......;