Section 7: Beauty

I didn't have the heart to eat all day, but now that it has stopped, Li Chengqian felt that his stomach was empty, and he was uncomfortable with hunger, and when he saw that Yun Ye was drinking porridge, he filled himself with a bowl, and sat opposite Yun Ye with a pickled radish and ate it with thick porridge. In the small courtyard, they were drinking porridge and eating.

"Yezi, go back to the palace with me, the queen mother has something to ask you."

"Don't go, it's all clean streets, and at this time, a young man of mine will be criticized for entering the palace."

"Nonsense, you have gone in less often, my sister has been in the palace by you, you still have a face to be innocent, besides, after asking, you will go back to the East Palace with me, who let you stay in the harem."

"I won't go to your place, I can't afford to lose people, I heard that your uncle found you a beautiful man, you are inseparable all day now, and the deep affection and sweetness of broken sleeves and peaches, in case we both come out with some disgusting words, I won't live."

"What nonsense, Lone will pull out his tongue now, my uncle did send me a musician named Chengxin, I haven't seen it these days when I'm busy preparing for Qianzhuang, why did I break my sleeves."

When Li Chengqian heard Yun Ye's words, he jumped up like a rabbit with an arrow, the man's family was said to like prostitution, and no one could stand it, it seems that this guy has not yet become a pervert.

"Pretend, you just pretend well, I heard about the idlers who hid in Yushan to teach, and you also said that you haven't seen it, I heard that the heart is like a peach, the body is like a willow, and the breath is like an orchid. Your eighth uncle and I were drooling three feet long. He also said that he had seen it in the Han Palace, the most beautiful women in Chang'an City couldn't catch up, you have been not coming to Yushan to hang out recently, it seems that you are very busy, you must be laughing at the red huā outside the wall of the beautiful people, night and night, I don't know the autumn leaves, I really envy a few others. ”

Yun Ye's words were really too bad, with a strange voice and a strange appearance. The action was funny, Li Chengqian's nose was smoking, and he stood up and dragged Yun Ye to the East Palace to verify.

"Lone will join you today to see what kind of beauty she is, so that everyone will never forget. Kill with a sword, whoever likes it, give him the head of the beauty, dare to laugh at Lonely, and I'm angry. ”

"Don't drag me, I'll go by myself, in case someone else sees me and arranges you and what is satisfying to me, I will definitely commit suicide by throwing myself into the river." It's disgusting, how can you like a man? Cheng Qian. Hou Li'er, I haven't seen anyone, listening to the voice is a beauty, there are beauties who don't pity them, as for finding a man, your eighth uncle is so good, you won't follow him, you let go, I'm about to be strangled to death by you. ”

Light carriages are now very popular in Chang'an, and if you don't have a Chang'an brand, you won't have a face, and you'll be a horse. Leaning on his neck and hoofs to lift the old high, you don't need to look at people, look at the horse to know how arrogant the owner is.

A group of guards surrounded Li Chengqian's carriage and entered the Suzaku Gate, and before the door official could give a salute, he was whipped aside by Li Chengqian. Even the rule that horses are not allowed to gallop in the palace is ignored.

This kind of thing will naturally be told to the emperor and empress. Li Er was drinking. Wen Yan smiled, still drinking with a cup. Something strange must have happened, otherwise, the prince, Yun Ye would not have entered the palace noisily and galloped wildly.

"What the hell is it for, tell me clearly, why did the prince and Yun Ye have a dispute?" The eldest grandson put down his chopsticks and asked the prince's chamberlain.

"The slave only heard Yun Hou laugh at the prince who liked a man named Chengxin, but the prince was furious and said that there was no such thing, and Yun Hou said very strange things to anger the prince, and now the prince is going to behead that Xiangxin and arrest Yunhou to testify."

Li Er's mouthful of wine squirted out with a sip, and he couldn't breathe with a smile, waved off the chamberlain and said to the queen: "What's the matter, is what I said wrong?" You were worried about the prince being bewitched two days ago, I said that it would be strange if Yun Ye allowed this kind of thing to happen in him, it was a matter of internal curtains, you and I were not easy to come forward, what to do was troublesome, maybe it would make the prince feel rebellious, only Yun Ye went out, there was no trouble, he could mock, he could persuade, he could scare his hand to death, there were many choices, all out of the righteousness of friends, Cheng Qian would never have a pimple in his heart, so ah, there are some things, friends to persuade a hundred times better than us to do it, now, Yun Ye chose to mock, Even if Cheng Qian is reluctant, he will dispose of that prostitute, Yuanchang, you have more and more no scruples in doing things. ”

The laughter that was said earlier became gloomy in the back, and the eldest grandson sighed and stood behind Li Er to rub his neck.

All the way back to the East Palace, when he got out of the car, Li Chengqian suddenly asked Yun Ye: "I suddenly think that this matter is not simple, no matter what I do, it doesn't seem to be reasonable, it's not a big deal for the uncle to send a musician, but it's not right to become a child prostitute, you never care about my private affairs, and you don't ask, why did you hurt me so meanly this time, there must be a reason for this." ”

"Papapa" Yun Ye's applause came from the car, jumped out of the carriage and said to Li Chengqian: "I thought you wouldn't come back until tomorrow, but I didn't expect you to have doubts now, okay, Your Majesty's hard work in the past two years on you has not been in vain, since you have doubts, you can find your own answer, I went to the kitchen, I drank a bowl of porridge just now, and I am still hungry." ”

"Don't you go to see the beauty with a face like a peach and a body like a willow?" Li Chengqian gritted his teeth and smiled at Yun Ye.

"If it's a woman, I'll be very interested, if it's a man, I hate all the men in the world who are more handsome than me, that kind of shemale will spit out when I see it, for the sake of my appetite, it's not good, you go and see, maybe it will be love at first sight, if you fall in love, I wish you to fly with wings, flounder and neck, before you are ready to break your sleeves and peach, remember to find me a firewood room farthest away from you will be completed in one night."

After saying that, he smiled and went straight to the kitchen, the prince's mansion was too familiar to him. In any case, satisfaction is Li Chengqian's private matter, Yun Ye will not be stupidly involved, everyone needs to have absolute dominance over their own private affairs, suing Li Chengqian for his own opinion is the obligation to be friends, as for how to deal with it, it is Li Chengqian's own choice, Yun Ye doesn't believe it, a brother who has been with a sunny man like himself for so long will like men, Li Chengqian has changed as a person, Li Yuanchang also uses historical means to lure, isn't this looking for trouble. Thinking of Li Er and the eldest grandson, Yun Ye felt sad for Li Yuanchang, and he was lucky to be able to leave a good piece of skin in the hands of those two living Hades kings.

Damn, they all said that they are not allowed to kill cattle casually, there is fresh beef that has just been cooked in the prince's kitchen, select two pieces of the best tendon meat, let the cook wrap it, and prepare to take it home tomorrow, God damn it, I haven't seen a bowl of big crabs, yes, I have spit out the mud, spit bubbles in the clear water, this can't be let go, steam two first, the cook kicked on the buttocks, go and prepare minced ginger, balsamic vinegar, I didn't see this Hou Ye drooling.

The cook of the East Palace has long been resistant to him, the Hou Ye who is always touching in the kitchen, listen to the Hou Ye's orders, then that's right, hurry up and wrap the beef with lotus leaves, wash the ginger pieces, and prepare to chop the ginger, damn it, there is a tank of big shrimp in the Bohai Sea here, what is the black lying at the bottom of the tank? God, it's a sea cucumber, alive, who has such a great ability to transport live sea cucumbers to Chang'an, this thing vomits intestines and peels, no plane, how can you do it?

That's not the point, the point is that there are fried sea cucumbers with green onions tonight. Tomorrow Xinyue will have sea cucumbers to replenish, the fat chef's knife work is a must, and the beef slices can be cut through the meat slices to see the bright light on the opposite side.

Cut the green onion into a regular order, tie the crab and put it in the steamer to steam, it will become red after a while, the sea cucumber is cut into segments, and the green onion section is stir-fried, turn over the pot a few times, otherwise it will not be fresh, the newly out of the pot steamed bun is sandwiched with a little refined lard, sprinkled with fine salt, this is delicious, and most people do not tell him. Suck on saliva and wait for the cook to bring you the delicious food, and you must have a delicious meal today.

Hearing the movement was wrong, he turned around with a face full of displeasure, without him, the eldest grandson was standing behind, the royal people were not good at this, there was no sound when they walked, and Li Chengqian and Li Chengqian were interested in seeing Yun Ye busy up and down without squeaking, and when they were ready to eat, they would appear together.

"Don't be dissatisfied, this is my home, and I don't need to look at your face when I eat my own delicious food with my mother." Li Chengqian didn't deal with the satisfaction, but went to the kitchen to see what Yun Ye was going to do, and now a delicious meal is definitely much more important than what is satisfied.

"It's just a look of a starving ghost reincarnated, your mentor has all the good skills to learn and learn, you know that you scratch your mouth all day long, that's it, Datang's misfortune, any good thing to the Tang Dynasty God has to be discounted, and it's the same for a genius, next time you go back to Lao Junguan, you must beg your ancestors well, and give someone who doesn't scratch on your mouth."

For the praise of the eldest grandson, Yun Ye had long been desperate, he sat on the edge of the table and pulled the sea cucumber from the empty plate, seeing that half of it was gone, and the beef was also taken? It's too much, a total of two crabs, pick a big food box, say it is for the emperor as a supper, these days the review is very late, the body is thin and worrying, make up for it. It's not accurate, Yun Ye's opinion is that Li Er should lose weight, his stomach is protruding, and he will make up for it?

The eldest grandson's face was full of joy, and he gave Yun Ye and Li Chengqian a crab tongs, and used a spoon to dig crab paste to eat, and a few days ago, he looked like Guanyin Bodhisattva and went around collecting surplus food from the people's families, and he also appeared in person at every turn, and checked whether the big bucket that collected the grain was cheating, and caught a fool in the inner house, and whipped thirty whips on the spot, causing the people to tears ripple, just like seeing their own mother.

Now like a proud queen, it is considered a grace to give each of the two juniors a clip. The black sea cucumber looked scary, and after eating a short section, the chopsticks kept going, and the grapes were even dried for three cups, and the breath was not panting, and the face did not change color, only saying that this year's harvest was good and should be celebrated. (To be continued)